Episode 3

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0:00:03 > 0:00:05# Na-na-na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na-na-na-na-na ho-ho-ho

0:00:08 > 0:00:11# Na-na-na-na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:11 > 0:00:12# Na-na-na here we go!

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# ..ho-ho. #

0:00:16 > 0:00:17Coming up on Gigglebiz...

0:00:17 > 0:00:19DIY Dan.

0:00:19 > 0:00:20Ug and Ig.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22Will Barrow.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Ann Teak.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28But now it's time for Rapids Johnson...

0:00:29 > 0:00:32BIRDS CHEEPING

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Hi there, Rapids...

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Rapids Johnson here,

0:00:36 > 0:00:39and I'm in one of the remotest places on Earth,

0:00:39 > 0:00:43just outside Stevenage, and we're in search of bears. Huh...

0:00:43 > 0:00:45Now, we've got to be clever,

0:00:45 > 0:00:49cos we're never going to find a bear out here exposed in the open.

0:00:49 > 0:00:53So, we have to be cunning and build a hideout to er...

0:00:54 > 0:00:57..er, hide in. Ha-ha. Let's go to work.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01Right, I've just, ugh... there we are, ha-ha, right.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Now, I'm going to use these twigs and branches

0:01:04 > 0:01:08to build my hideout, because, let's face it, we're not going to find

0:01:08 > 0:01:12planks of wood lying around here in the forest, are we?!

0:01:12 > 0:01:13BEARS WHISTLE

0:01:13 > 0:01:16And it won't take me any time to build the hideout,

0:01:16 > 0:01:19because I have survival skills. I always...oh...

0:01:19 > 0:01:23ha-ha, excuse me a second, I'll just organise myself here,

0:01:23 > 0:01:25oh, yes, thank you, very kind.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29Now, I'll find those bears, or my name's not Rapids...er...

0:01:29 > 0:01:33- Johnson.- Johnson. Keep 'em peeled. Right...

0:01:49 > 0:01:53Today, we're going to be making a handy clothes rack.

0:02:00 > 0:02:04It's always useful to have somewhere to hang all your stylish

0:02:04 > 0:02:06and fashionable clothes.

0:02:07 > 0:02:12First, we need to attach the upright parts to the clothes rail.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16Sometimes you might need a second attempt.

0:02:26 > 0:02:29CRASH AND CLATTER

0:02:29 > 0:02:31And if you're having problems, why not try

0:02:31 > 0:02:34putting it together on the workbench?

0:02:37 > 0:02:40And remember, always hold your tools firmly.

0:02:40 > 0:02:41CLATTER

0:02:43 > 0:02:48So, all you need to do now is assemble the rest of the pieces.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55And, if you've followed the plans carefully, you should now

0:02:55 > 0:02:57have an elegant clothes rack.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06Perfect for hanging all your clothes up.

0:03:08 > 0:03:09CRASH AND CLATTER

0:03:22 > 0:03:23Job done.

0:03:27 > 0:03:28It's silly time!

0:03:28 > 0:03:31SILLY MUSIC

0:03:48 > 0:03:52This is the home of Ug and Ig, where almost everything

0:03:52 > 0:03:54is made of rock.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Hu-huh-ugh hi! Ha-ha, oh...

0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Wha's that?- Do you like Ig's robot, Ugg?- Oh, yeah!

0:04:03 > 0:04:07Do you think you can make a better one?

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Oh-huh-oh, yeah. Ha-ha-ha.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11And a bigger one?

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Oh, yeah!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Eee-hee.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Oh-ho-ha.

0:04:18 > 0:04:19Ahh!

0:04:24 > 0:04:25Ah...

0:04:25 > 0:04:26what...

0:04:26 > 0:04:28- That is a big robot.- Yeah.

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Do you need a remote control to make it work?

0:04:31 > 0:04:33Well...yeah.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35I made one here!

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Ha-ha, hee...

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Eeegh!

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Oh, oh!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44Ig, will you help me? Oh...

0:04:44 > 0:04:47Oh, ah...you got to be...

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Oh, ah, he strong. Ha-ha.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Yup.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55- Oh, dear.- Ahh...

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Oh, right...

0:04:59 > 0:05:00Ugh...

0:05:03 > 0:05:05Hold on...

0:05:05 > 0:05:07All right. Huh...

0:05:08 > 0:05:10His head fall off.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16That doesn't seem to have worked, Ug.

0:05:16 > 0:05:19He's my best friend, my mate. He was...!

0:05:21 > 0:05:23What...?

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Oh?

0:05:25 > 0:05:28He...what? For me?

0:05:28 > 0:05:29Oh, Ig!

0:05:29 > 0:05:33Ha-ha. For me.

0:05:33 > 0:05:34Here. Oh...

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Ah, thanks, Ig.

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Well done, Ug. Well done, Ig.

0:05:40 > 0:05:43There, now you've both got robots to play with.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45Ig.

0:05:46 > 0:05:49Just one final adjustment.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51That should do it, good.

0:05:51 > 0:05:56Oh! Hello there! Rapids Johnson here in the woods looking for bears.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00Now, I've built this hideout. Isn't it fantastic?

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Now, I'm going to stand inside - the bears won't be able to see me,

0:06:04 > 0:06:06but I can see the bears! Hurrah!

0:06:06 > 0:06:09But I hear you cry, "Where's the front door?"

0:06:09 > 0:06:11It hasn't got one, because, frankly...

0:06:11 > 0:06:12BEARS WHISTLE

0:06:12 > 0:06:16..where are you going to find a door in the woods?

0:06:16 > 0:06:19You're not! This type of hideout is pretty much the only thing

0:06:19 > 0:06:22you can build in the woods with your bare hands.

0:06:22 > 0:06:26Unless you have some serious tools hanging around,

0:06:26 > 0:06:29and that's not going to happen, frankly!

0:06:29 > 0:06:33Check back later, and I'll tell you if I've seen some bears.

0:06:33 > 0:06:34CHAIN SAW WHIRRS

0:06:34 > 0:06:37I'll find them, or my name's not Rapids...er...

0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Johnson.- ..Johnson! Keep 'em peeled.

0:06:40 > 0:06:41SAWING IN BACKGROUND

0:06:43 > 0:06:45Ah...

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Ah!

0:06:51 > 0:06:54- HE CLEARS THROAT - Knock, knock.

0:06:54 > 0:06:56- Who's there? - Isabel.- Isabel who?

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Is a bell needed on a bike?

0:06:58 > 0:07:00Ha-ha-ha!

0:07:00 > 0:07:02GIGGLING

0:07:04 > 0:07:07MUSIC: "Old MacDonald Had A Farm"

0:07:09 > 0:07:10Hello, Farmer Dung.

0:07:10 > 0:07:14- Oh, hello there.- You look very busy. What are you up to today?

0:07:14 > 0:07:17Yeah, we're all busy on the farm today, yeah.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19Reg is busy, aren't you, Reg?

0:07:19 > 0:07:24- We're countin' peas.- Counting peas? That will take a long time.

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Yeah. Reg, how are you getting on? What have you done?

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Five! Well done, you!

0:07:29 > 0:07:31PHONE RINGS

0:07:31 > 0:07:34Is that your phone? Get your phone, Reg.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38What? Me?! I've just sat down! All right, I'll go and get it.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41- CLATTER - Hello...?

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- PHONE CHATTER - Hello, John, Dung here.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46Yeah, how you getting on?

0:07:46 > 0:07:49- 'How's Reggie?' - Yeah, Reggie's countin' peas.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52- He says hello.- 'Got a new tractor.' - Got a new tractor?

0:07:52 > 0:07:56- What colour is it, then?- 'Red.' - Oh, a red one? A red tractor...

0:07:56 > 0:07:59What's going on here? Look at all these.

0:07:59 > 0:08:00Ha, all right, John.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04What...me? Hay? I'll give you some hay, we've got a few bales

0:08:04 > 0:08:06of hay there, that'll be fine!

0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Right, John, see you later. - 'Wait, wait...!'

0:08:09 > 0:08:12He wants some hay... Look! I got twisted up!

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Reg, what happened to that? Ah-ha!

0:08:14 > 0:08:19The old peas are everywhere! John, he's laughin', he's laughin'!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- JOHN LAUGHS - How many you count there, Reg?

0:08:22 > 0:08:26One? Well, we'll have pea soup then. Want some pea soup, John?

0:08:26 > 0:08:28- He's comin' round.- 'See you later.'

0:08:28 > 0:08:29One!

0:08:32 > 0:08:36Yes, hello, I'd like to apply for the job of newsreader for the national...

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Oh, ah-hem.

0:08:38 > 0:08:42Erm, hello, I'm Arthur Sleep, with some breaking news for you.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45A leopard has escaped from the zoo! Oh-ho.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47And is walking through the town centre.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51On being asked what the people should do, a police officer replied,

0:08:51 > 0:08:55"Don't panic, just let us know if you spot it, ha-ha!

0:08:55 > 0:08:58If you SPOT it, Doreen, did you get that?

0:09:00 > 0:09:04Oh, hello! Shh. Hello. Rapids Johnson here, ha-ha.

0:09:04 > 0:09:09You probably didn't spot me - I was in my trusty hideout looking out

0:09:09 > 0:09:12for bears. You see, I can hide in here, they can't see me,

0:09:12 > 0:09:15but I can see them, ha-ha! Genius!

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Hmm, no sign yet. This may take some time.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23I'm OK, I've got my hideout to sit in, but the poor old bears,

0:09:23 > 0:09:27they're probably freezing in a cave somewhere, who knows?

0:09:27 > 0:09:30I'm going to have a nice cup of tea. "How?" I hear you cry,

0:09:30 > 0:09:35"There are no teapots in the woods!" Well, I'm going to use my boot.

0:09:35 > 0:09:37Have a nice cup of boot tea, excuse me.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39BEARS HUM HAPPILY

0:09:44 > 0:09:48Ho-ho-ho, lovely! Piping hot! Mmm, yummy.

0:09:48 > 0:09:49HE COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS

0:09:49 > 0:09:54It needs some sugar, I think. Er, just the one, thank you very much.

0:09:54 > 0:09:58Well, this is Rapids Johnson, having a nice cup of boot tea,

0:09:58 > 0:09:59waiting for the bears.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02HE SLURPS AND COUGHS Keep 'em peeled.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13MOLE LAUGHS AND WHOOPS

0:10:19 > 0:10:22MOLE LAUGHS AND WHOOPS

0:10:29 > 0:10:32MOLE LAUGHS AND WHOOPS

0:10:39 > 0:10:42MOLES LAUGH AND WHOOP

0:10:54 > 0:10:56And now it's time for your giggles!

0:10:58 > 0:11:00Why do witches wear name badges?

0:11:00 > 0:11:02ALL: I don't know.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05So we know which witch is which!

0:11:05 > 0:11:07LAUGHTER

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Has anyone seen my cup of tea and choccie biccies?

0:11:36 > 0:11:38I've been waiting here for 30 seconds.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Who's next? Whoa! Oh, you're here already.

0:11:41 > 0:11:45Hello, I hope you have something of interest for me, Mr...

0:11:45 > 0:11:48Handley, and I do have something very interesting

0:11:48 > 0:11:52- and possibly quite valuable. - Well! Let's not get excited.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55I'll be the judge of that! What have we got here?

0:11:55 > 0:11:59This is a letter signed by none other than King Henry VIII.

0:11:59 > 0:12:02Oh, how intriguing. May I?

0:12:02 > 0:12:06- Er...OK.- Ho-ho, right. Let's see what we have, shall we?

0:12:06 > 0:12:09There we are... Well, look at this.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Now, this is a very old piece of paper.

0:12:12 > 0:12:16Or, as we call it, "pyarchment." Now, people in the olden days used to

0:12:16 > 0:12:20write on it, but I can see, Mr Heatpack, a little bit of damage

0:12:20 > 0:12:22here and here

0:12:22 > 0:12:25and little bit of damage up there, as well.

0:12:25 > 0:12:29- Oh, but you...!- Yes, are the expert. Oh, thank you, Dave.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Excuse me, I'm absolutely famished. Mmm-hu-hmm.

0:12:32 > 0:12:35I must have another biscuit and some tea.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37Oh, no, there's a bit of biscuit in there.

0:12:37 > 0:12:39- Oh!- Oh, dearie me. Butterfingers!

0:12:39 > 0:12:42Don't worry, Mr Handstand, it's only tea.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45I'll just give it a good shake. There...

0:12:45 > 0:12:47Blow it out a bit, you know. SHE BLOWS HARD

0:12:47 > 0:12:51- Oh!- Oh!- Oh, I say, seems to have ripped in half.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54Well, never mind, I'm sure you'll be able to glue it back,

0:12:54 > 0:12:58there we are! Has anyone seen another cup of tea for me?

0:12:58 > 0:13:02Well, to conclude, I absolutely think it's worthless.

0:13:02 > 0:13:07- It's worthless now.- I'm glad that we agree, Mr Handstand. Ha-ha.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09Off you go, go on. HIGH VOICE: Next!

0:13:13 > 0:13:17# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, We've had a lot of fun

0:13:17 > 0:13:19# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho

0:13:19 > 0:13:22# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:22 > 0:13:25# Gigglebiz, Giggle it's time to go!

0:13:25 > 0:13:28# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

0:13:28 > 0:13:29# Farewell, TTFN

0:13:31 > 0:13:33# We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:33 > 0:13:35# But we'll be back again

0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Na-na-na-na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Na-na-na ho-ho-ho

0:13:41 > 0:13:43# Na-na-na-na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:43 > 0:13:46# Na-na-na it's time to go

0:13:46 > 0:13:48# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz

0:13:48 > 0:13:52# We've had a lot of fun Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz ho-ho-ho

0:13:52 > 0:13:54# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Gigglebiz, Giggle it's time to go!

0:13:58 > 0:14:00# ..ho-ho. #

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