0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Ho-ho! - Coming up on Gigglebiz...
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Captain Adorable,
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Storybook Stan,
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Keith Fit,
0:00:23 > 0:00:25The Burrito Brothers,
0:00:25 > 0:00:28but, first, here's Professor Muddles.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Oh! Ha, ha! Hello there.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34I am a hairdresser.
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Eh, no! A trouser presser.
0:00:36 > 0:00:39No, I mean, I'm Professor Muddles. Ha, ha!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41And welcome to my laboratory.
0:00:41 > 0:00:46Now, today I'll try to answer another very important scientific question.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Why does tickling make us laugh? Well, it's simple. I go...
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Oh, ho, ho! Oh, dear! It's started already. Easy! Ha, ha!
0:00:54 > 0:00:58To answer this question, I've invented this machine. Ta-da!
0:00:58 > 0:01:01I call it the Tuper Sickler.
0:01:01 > 0:01:04I mean, ugh, the Super Tickler.
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Now, I'm just going to turn it on by using this
0:01:07 > 0:01:10very special remote control. On it goes.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13There we are. Now, I shall move the Super Tickler
0:01:13 > 0:01:16towards me using this lever here.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18That's it. Here it comes. Ha, ha!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20A little bit closer, I think.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23There we are. Now and...oh, ho, ho!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25As you can see...! Oh, ho, ho!
0:01:25 > 0:01:29The Super Tickler has started to tickle me! Oh, ho, ho, ho!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Hee, hee, hee! I think that's enough! Ha, ha!
0:01:32 > 0:01:34I'll just move it away!
0:01:34 > 0:01:36Yah! Ooh! Ho, ho!
0:01:36 > 0:01:39And turn the machine off. Oh!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41My, my, my!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43Well, as you can see, viewers,
0:01:43 > 0:01:46the Super Tickler works extremely "bell".
0:01:46 > 0:01:49Ugh, I mean, smell. Ugh, I mean, well.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Hey, what's going on?
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Hang on. I didn't turn the machine back on! Oh, no!
0:01:54 > 0:01:58My controller isn't working! The Super Tickler is out of control!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Oh, it's coming towards me! Oh, ha, ha!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02HE LAUGHS
0:02:02 > 0:02:04HE WIBBLES
0:02:04 > 0:02:05HE LAUGHS
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Oh, no! I'm being tickled!
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Oh, I can't take it anymore!
0:02:09 > 0:02:12Luckily, I've put in an emergency stop!
0:02:12 > 0:02:13HE LAUGHS
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Oh!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Hoo, hoo! Oh, my, my! Oh, thank goodness for that.
0:02:18 > 0:02:21Well, ahem. What have we learnt today?
0:02:21 > 0:02:26Well, I've learnt that I'm extremely rubbish. Ugh! I mean, a starfish!
0:02:26 > 0:02:28Ugh! I mean, very ticklish. Woo! Oh, no!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30The machine's on again!
0:02:30 > 0:02:35I'm Professor Muddles! Goodbye! It's alive! Woo!
0:02:35 > 0:02:38And now it's time for Your Giggles.
0:02:38 > 0:02:41What's a shark's favourite snack?
0:02:41 > 0:02:43I don't know.
0:02:43 > 0:02:45Fish and ships!
0:02:45 > 0:02:47THEY LAUGH
0:02:51 > 0:02:56Put on your spacesuit and gravity boots. It's Captain Adorable!
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Captain Adorable in Space!
0:03:10 > 0:03:13Asteroids, QT, seat belts on.
0:03:15 > 0:03:16Greetings, crew!
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Ha, ha! I...
0:03:17 > 0:03:19What's going on? Oof...!
0:03:21 > 0:03:24Yah! Hai-ya! Hai-ya! Yah!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Ha, ha! See that?
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Captain Adorable is NEVER defeated!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Situation report, Bottom.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34- It's Bothom, Captain.- I understand.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Suffering solar systems! What is THAT?!
0:03:38 > 0:03:41Asteroids, Captain, large pieces of rock and gas
0:03:41 > 0:03:45that hurtle through space. It's best if we don't crash into one.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49Hmm. And that is exactly why you need a superhero at the helm.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51I rather think QT is doing a fine job.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- Oh, look! There's another! - CRASHING
0:03:56 > 0:03:59Perhaps the Captain should put his seat belt on.
0:03:59 > 0:04:03Oh, Bottom! Superheroes don't need seat belts!
0:04:03 > 0:04:04CRASHING
0:04:04 > 0:04:06HE SCREAMS THUMPS
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Ooh! Ugh!
0:04:08 > 0:04:10It's OK. We...AHHH!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Wah! - THUMPS
0:04:13 > 0:04:15Wah!
0:04:15 > 0:04:17Oh, I feel a bit wobbly, Bottom.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Oh, panic over, everyone! Calm down!
0:04:20 > 0:04:24QT, I'm here to save the day. Pass the controls over. Ha, ha!
0:04:24 > 0:04:28I...oh... It doesn't seem to be working. Put some...
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Batteries on the Christmas list?
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Captain, I believe when you've got the controls upside down,
0:04:34 > 0:04:36the ship goes upside down.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Oh!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41- May I suggest QT takes the controls? - Very well!
0:04:48 > 0:04:49Captain?
0:04:49 > 0:04:50I'm up here!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Whoa! Oof!
0:04:53 > 0:04:57Welcome back, Captain. We appear to have got past the asteroids.
0:04:57 > 0:05:01Ha, ha! Good, good. Another day saved, eh?
0:05:01 > 0:05:05But, please, don't thank me, Bottom. It's what I do. Ha, ha!
0:05:05 > 0:05:11And remember, kids, superheroes always wear their seat belts.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Ha, ha! WAH!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15This is the Captain. All is well.
0:05:17 > 0:05:22Now, is this the one I was...? Ah, yes, there it is. Oh, lovely.
0:05:22 > 0:05:25Oh, hello, bookworms! Good to see you. Ha, ha!
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Just in time again for a wonderful story with me,
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Storybook Stan.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Now, I'll be reading a very special book today.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37It's called The Russian Doll. You're going to love it! OK.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Sitting comfortably? Course you are. All right, let's start.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43Now, once upon a time, there...
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Hang on a minute! What's this? Look, bookworms,
0:05:46 > 0:05:50there's another book inside! I don't believe it!
0:05:50 > 0:05:53Let's start again. Once upon a time...
0:05:53 > 0:05:58No, not again. Yes, again! There's another book! Ho, ho!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01This is funny, isn't it? Once upon a time...
0:06:01 > 0:06:04No! It's happened again! I don't believe this!
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Oh, we're never going to get this one going! Once upon a...
0:06:08 > 0:06:12Oh! Look, bookworms, it's tiny! I can't read this!
0:06:12 > 0:06:16I need my magnifying glass. Won't be a minute. OK, right...
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Now, once upon a... Where's it gone?
0:06:19 > 0:06:21I dropped it. No, don't go!
0:06:21 > 0:06:25Wait, the Russian dolls, I... Bookworms, bye!
0:06:25 > 0:06:27It's silly time!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:47 > 0:06:50999...1,000. Ha, ha! Well done, Keith!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Whoa! How are you, beings? Keith Fit here.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Today, I'm going to show you how to play croquet.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Now, I've been playing croquet for over 20 years,
0:06:59 > 0:07:03so I know how to play, but Mrs Peverill is a beginner.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05She's going to tell us how to play.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08Well, to start with, you need a ball and a mallet.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I've already got the mullet, love!
0:07:10 > 0:07:14- No, a mallet, Keith.- Oh, right, a mallet. Two seconds...
0:07:16 > 0:07:20Right, Mrs Peverill. I've got me ball and me mallet. Right, what's next?
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Ha! I think you've got that a bit wrong.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26No, I'm the professional. Right, how do you play now?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Well, it's quite simple, Keith.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31You hit the ball through the hoop with your mallet.
0:07:31 > 0:07:36Oh, ho, ho! Look at that! Beginner's luck, Mrs P! Now, it's my go.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40OK, let's show you really how to do it. Put your ball down there...
0:07:40 > 0:07:43and keep your eye on the hoop. OK. Here we go.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46Big hit and you're away. AWAY WITH YOU!
0:07:54 > 0:07:56Whoa!
0:07:56 > 0:08:00Great game, eh, Mrs Peverill? It doesn't last long though.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02No, not the way you play it.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04LAUGHING: Fancy another one?
0:08:06 > 0:08:07Champion!
0:08:11 > 0:08:13APPLAUSE
0:08:14 > 0:08:16MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:34 > 0:08:35HE WHISTLES
0:08:48 > 0:08:50AUDIENCE LAUGHS
0:08:54 > 0:08:56APPLAUSE
0:09:00 > 0:09:02HE MOUTHS: Very good.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33CRASHING BEHIND CURTAIN
0:09:41 > 0:09:42APPLAUSE
0:09:42 > 0:09:46Ahem! Hello there, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.
0:09:46 > 0:09:51Police are currently searching for a burger. Oh, ahem! My mistake.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54A burglar who stole a lorry load of cement.
0:09:54 > 0:09:59If you see him, don't get too close, he's apparently a hardened criminal.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01HE LAUGHS
0:10:01 > 0:10:04A hardened criminal! Did you hear that, Doreen?
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Come on, Doreen, laugh a little!
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Gail, what have you got for us?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15Thank you, Arthur. Yes, hello, I'm Gail Force,
0:10:15 > 0:10:18and I'm here at this amazing new sculpture
0:10:18 > 0:10:20with the creator himself, Donald.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22- Hello, Donald.- Hello.- Hi!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Tell me about this amazing piece of art.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27- FLY BUZZES - Well, I've been working on it
0:10:27 > 0:10:30for five years and it's called Spirit Of The Garden...
0:10:30 > 0:10:31- FLY BUZZES - Ow!
0:10:31 > 0:10:35Oh, sorry, you had a fly on your belly. There you go, it's gone now.
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- Carry on, David.- It's Donald. Um, as I was saying...
0:10:39 > 0:10:42- FLY BUZZES - It's called Spirit Of The Garden.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Oh, it's back again. Oh, oh!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- It's a series of three sculptures... - Oh, oh! Fly, begone!
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- I think it's gone now. Carry on, Duncan.- It's Donald.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53- FLY BUZZES - As I said, it's a series of three
0:10:53 > 0:10:56- sculptures...- Shh! Hold that thought.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59- I think it's on my nose. - Can I help?- No, it's OK.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03Ahh! Eee! Ah!
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Ah! Ah! I've got it!
0:11:09 > 0:11:13Well, um...look forward, we're on cam.
0:11:13 > 0:11:18Back to the studio, Arthur. Um, is this a piece of it?
0:11:20 > 0:11:24Mmm. Mmm. Heh, heh.
0:11:24 > 0:11:25CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS
0:11:25 > 0:11:27BOTH: Hey! APPLAUSE
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Hmm?
0:11:29 > 0:11:31BOTH: Hey!
0:11:31 > 0:11:33THEY LAUGH
0:11:33 > 0:11:34What, eh?
0:11:34 > 0:11:37What? You? You in the ring!
0:11:39 > 0:11:40Hey, hey!
0:11:45 > 0:11:48ALL: Hey! APPLAUSE
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Huh? Hey!
0:11:54 > 0:11:55HE STRAINS
0:11:58 > 0:12:00HE STRAINS
0:12:00 > 0:12:02Oh, no!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04HE STRAINS
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Oh! Oh!
0:12:05 > 0:12:07HE STRAINS
0:12:08 > 0:12:09Oh! Oh!
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Ah!
0:12:11 > 0:12:13APPLAUSE
0:12:13 > 0:12:15Hey! Ha, ha!
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Ah, OK! Ha, ha, yeah!
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Huh! Yeah!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25HE STRAINS
0:12:25 > 0:12:27BOTH: Oh, oh, ho!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Yah!
0:12:30 > 0:12:31HE STRAINS
0:12:35 > 0:12:37BOTH: Whoa! Oh! Oh!
0:12:37 > 0:12:40HE GRUNTS AND GROANS
0:12:42 > 0:12:43Ah! Ha, ha!
0:12:43 > 0:12:44APPLAUSE
0:12:46 > 0:12:47Hey!
0:12:51 > 0:12:52HE BLOWS ON HANDS
0:12:54 > 0:12:56THEY STRAIN
0:13:02 > 0:13:03Oh, whoa!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05HIS KNEES CHATTER
0:13:05 > 0:13:06Whoa!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11Uh...
0:13:11 > 0:13:13CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS
0:13:13 > 0:13:16HE STRAINS
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Hey!
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- Hey!- Hey!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24SCATTERED APPLAUSE
0:13:25 > 0:13:28# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:33 > 0:13:36# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Farewell, TTFN
0:13:41 > 0:13:44# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:44 > 0:13:46# But we'll be back again
0:13:46 > 0:13:49# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:49 > 0:13:51# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:51 > 0:13:54# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:57 > 0:13:59# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:59 > 0:14:02# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:14:02 > 0:14:05# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:14:05 > 0:14:08# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
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