0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:14 > 0:00:17- Ho-ho! - Coming up on Gigglebiz...
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Sue Keeper!
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Will Barrow!
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Farmer Dung!
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Nana Knickerbocker!
0:00:25 > 0:00:28And here's Will Singalot!
0:00:38 > 0:00:39# I am good Robin's minstrel
0:00:39 > 0:00:42# And I always sing a song
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# I try to put good Robin right
0:00:44 > 0:00:46# But he always gets it wrong... #
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Quiet!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50I need to impress Maid Marian - so no singing.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51Got that?
0:00:51 > 0:00:53# Go-o-o-ot that. #
0:00:55 > 0:00:58Fair Maid Marian, Little John has made a wager with me
0:00:58 > 0:01:01that I cannot cross this slippery log.
0:01:01 > 0:01:02What do you think?
0:01:04 > 0:01:09And if I succeed, might my reward be a little kiss? Hm?
0:01:10 > 0:01:11I suppose so.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Then let the challenge begin!
0:01:15 > 0:01:16And no singing.
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Right...need to concentrate here.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24# Can Robin walk across this log
0:01:24 > 0:01:26# To steal a fair maid's kiss?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28# And win the wager that was struck
0:01:28 > 0:01:30# What will become of this? #
0:01:30 > 0:01:32QUIET!
0:01:32 > 0:01:34# Or will he mess it up again
0:01:34 > 0:01:36# As he often seems to do?
0:01:36 > 0:01:38# And end up in the muddy bog
0:01:38 > 0:01:40# Covered all in goo?
0:01:40 > 0:01:42# In goo, in goo, in goo, in goo...
0:01:42 > 0:01:44# Covered all in goo! #
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Would you stop that?
0:01:46 > 0:01:50How am I supposed to do all this with you singing all the time?
0:01:50 > 0:01:51ROBIN SIGHS
0:01:51 > 0:01:55Right. Here we go.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57I can do it.
0:01:57 > 0:01:58I can do it...
0:01:58 > 0:02:00# "I can do it", said bold Robin
0:02:00 > 0:02:02# As the maid looked on agog
0:02:02 > 0:02:04# "It's so easy", thought our Robin
0:02:04 > 0:02:08# Just like falling off a log.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10# The log, the log, the wobbly log
0:02:10 > 0:02:12# Along the knobbly log... #
0:02:12 > 0:02:13No. No, stop it!
0:02:13 > 0:02:17# He'll end up in the muddy bog if he falls off the log... #
0:02:17 > 0:02:18You're putting me off!
0:02:18 > 0:02:21# The log, the log, the wobbly log
0:02:21 > 0:02:22# Along the knobbly log... #
0:02:22 > 0:02:24Be quiet!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27# He'll end up in the muddy bog if he falls off the... #
0:02:27 > 0:02:29- Argh! - SQUELCH!
0:02:30 > 0:02:35# When he falls off the log! #
0:02:36 > 0:02:40I knew it. It's always the same. Why do I bother?
0:02:41 > 0:02:44Marian! No...wait...
0:02:45 > 0:02:47# The log, the log, the wobbly log
0:02:47 > 0:02:49# Along the knobbly log.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51# He'll end up in the muddy bog
0:02:51 > 0:02:54# When he falls off the log! #
0:02:54 > 0:02:57That minstrel's got to go!
0:03:02 > 0:03:04And now, this.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- Hi!- Hi! Knock knock.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Who's there?
0:03:13 > 0:03:15- May.- May who?
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Maybe I'll tell you, maybe I won't!
0:03:18 > 0:03:21- THEY LAUGH - Bye!- Bye.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Gather around, wildlife lovers - that's it.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28We've got a real treat for you now.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32Here is the king of the jungle, the rhinoceros, or rhino -
0:03:32 > 0:03:33write that down.
0:03:33 > 0:03:39- It's not very big. - No - this is a... A miniature rhino.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41That's not a rhino. That's a guinea pig.
0:03:41 > 0:03:46Ah, well, easy mistake to make, but that is, in fact, a rhino.
0:03:46 > 0:03:50- Are they supposed to be that hairy? - Yes. They're very hairy.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52Like you.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53That's a guinea pig.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56LAUGHING: Well... In fact, you're partly right.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00It's got a bit of guinea pig in it, but it's mostly rhino.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02Rhinos have horns.
0:04:02 > 0:04:06Yes, they do. But sadly, this one has lost its horn.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10So, um...wildlife lovers, let's get on our hands and knees
0:04:10 > 0:04:12and search around for the horn.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16It should be quite small - the size of a tooth. Quite...spiky.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18Ridiculous...
0:04:18 > 0:04:20No - RHINOCEROS. Yeah.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23I love my job - oh, I found it!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Oh, no. It's my foot.
0:04:34 > 0:04:36CHUCKLING
0:04:50 > 0:04:52FOX CHUCKLES
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Hello there. I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Doreen, something feels different today.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Is there something I forgot to do this morning?
0:05:09 > 0:05:12Hang on a minute. What, Doreen? Speak up, I can't hear you!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14What are you talking about?
0:05:14 > 0:05:18I've still got my pyjama bottoms on and my snugly bunny slippers?
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Oh! Oh, no!
0:05:20 > 0:05:24Doreen, you're right! Oh, I can't show the nation this!
0:05:24 > 0:05:25Let's get on with it...
0:05:25 > 0:05:28And now it's time for your giggles.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34- Why are dragons bad at being bosses? - I don't know.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37Because they always FIRE people.
0:05:37 > 0:05:39THEY LAUGH
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Oh! Ah-ha! Hello there.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49I'm Professor Mumbles.
0:05:49 > 0:05:50Uh, I mean Merdles.
0:05:50 > 0:05:52Uh, I mean Muddles.
0:05:52 > 0:05:53Now, for many years,
0:05:53 > 0:05:57science has been trying to answer one very important question.
0:05:57 > 0:06:00How do we find cuddly lost toys?
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Well, my latest invention will do just that - ha-ha!
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Behold, the Marty... Uh, I mean Merty... Uh, I mean Murky...
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Oy! I mean, Mighty Mega Magnet.
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Ha-ha-ha!
0:06:12 > 0:06:18Yes - now, I'm just going to pop this on my head, like so.
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Right, let's power it up, shall we?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23There we are, I think that's on.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25Let's give it a little toddy. Uh, I mean tiddly.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28I mean TEDDY test.
0:06:28 > 0:06:29There's a teddy bear here.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32Right, if I lean towards the teddy bear,
0:06:32 > 0:06:37you can see it's starting to move towards me - ha-ha!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Closer... Closer...
0:06:39 > 0:06:41And suddenly, we should have...
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Hey! Ah-ha-ha! Success!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47Hang on a minute...
0:06:47 > 0:06:50Oh-ho-ho! Well done. You stay there, little fella.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Now that was mag...
0:06:52 > 0:06:53Eh! Argh!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56MUFFLED: Hang on a minute...
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Oh! As you can see, this works very well indeed.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Hey! Oi! Ah-ha!
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Yes - a bit too well, it seems.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Oh, dearie me. Right. Let's pop you down there.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12I think I should turn this magnet off.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Let me get the button - hang on a minute. Oi!
0:07:16 > 0:07:21Well, I do seem to have found most of my lost cuddly toys.
0:07:21 > 0:07:26All except one, of course. Poor old Bobo. Where's Bobo?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Aie! Oof!
0:07:28 > 0:07:29Bobo!
0:07:31 > 0:07:35Ooh! Well, I think that was successful.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37That's all from me, Professor Muddles.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38Goodbye!
0:07:38 > 0:07:42Oh, Bobo, give me a hug. Oh, no...aie!
0:07:42 > 0:07:43I'm OK.
0:07:43 > 0:07:47News just in. It's Silly Time!
0:07:47 > 0:07:50SILLY MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:07 > 0:08:10MUSIC: "Old MacDonald Had A Farm"
0:08:10 > 0:08:12FARMER DUNG BLOWS HIS NOSE
0:08:12 > 0:08:14REG BLOWS HIS NOSE
0:08:16 > 0:08:19FARMER DUNG BLOWS HIS NOSE
0:08:21 > 0:08:23- Hello, Farmer Dung!- Oh, hello.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Oh, Reg, I'm going to go again. Here we go. Ah... Ah...
0:08:26 > 0:08:28FARMER DUNG BLOWS HIS NOSE
0:08:28 > 0:08:32Oh, dear. Sounds like you two have a touch of hay fever.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Yeah. We've got hay fever, haven't we, Reg?
0:08:34 > 0:08:37We can't stop - oh, here we go...
0:08:37 > 0:08:39FARMER DUNG BLOWS HIS NOSE
0:08:39 > 0:08:40..blowing our nose.
0:08:40 > 0:08:44Eh? Oh, Reg! He... He fell off the gate!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47- You all right, Reg? - FARMER DUNG LAUGHS
0:08:47 > 0:08:51Oh, Reg - I blew my nose, he fell off the gate! Ah-ha!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53You all right, Reg? There we are.
0:08:53 > 0:08:58Oh, dear. Sorry about that - oh, no, here we go...
0:08:58 > 0:09:00FARMER DUNG BLOWS HIS NOSE
0:09:00 > 0:09:03Oh! Oh, sorry about that - oh, he's gone again!
0:09:03 > 0:09:06- He's gone again! - FARMER DUNG LAUGHS
0:09:06 > 0:09:09Reg! Oh-ho-ho, my word!
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Oh, Reg, you all right? There we are.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Oh, I tell you what...
0:09:14 > 0:09:18- FARMER DUNG CHUCKLES - Eh, Reg? Oh, no! Reg!
0:09:18 > 0:09:20FARMER DUNG LAUGHS
0:09:20 > 0:09:24Reg, I fell off the gate there!
0:09:24 > 0:09:27You then blew your nose, I fell off the gate!
0:09:27 > 0:09:29THEY LAUGH
0:09:29 > 0:09:33Oh! He's just fallen off! Ah-ha!
0:09:33 > 0:09:36Oh, I don't know - I fell off the gate
0:09:36 > 0:09:38and then old Reg fell off the gate!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Oh, we both did! Ha-ha!
0:09:41 > 0:09:44I don't know, Reg - my word, what are we like?
0:09:44 > 0:09:46That was funny.
0:09:49 > 0:09:53Now it's time for the sport. I can tell you're excited, Doreen.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56You're blushing like an overripe strawberry.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Right, Keith, what have you got?
0:09:58 > 0:10:03Right - I'm going to lift this ordinary plastic chair today.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05So watch and learn, bairns - watch and learn.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Don't try this at home.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10I've been lifting chairs for over 20 years,
0:10:10 > 0:10:11so I know how to lift.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14OK - it's important you get the right position.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Come on, let's have ye!
0:10:16 > 0:10:17Whoa!
0:10:17 > 0:10:21Well, surprisingly enough, some chairs are a bit heavy.
0:10:21 > 0:10:23So let's try something else, shall we?
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Let's start with something here -
0:10:25 > 0:10:28I know it's a bit light, but never mind.
0:10:28 > 0:10:31This little globe. All right, here we go.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34Bend and then you lift, OK? Here we go...
0:10:34 > 0:10:35Hurgh...!
0:10:35 > 0:10:39- Oh - are you all right, Keith lad? - Aye...I'm...all right, Arthur.
0:10:39 > 0:10:42Just give me a minute...yeah...!
0:10:42 > 0:10:44And that's how you...argh...!
0:10:44 > 0:10:45Ooh!
0:10:47 > 0:10:49KEITH PANTS
0:10:49 > 0:10:51Champion. Oh...
0:10:51 > 0:10:52Oof!
0:10:54 > 0:11:01And now, Nana Knickerbocker in today's panto - Aladdin!
0:11:01 > 0:11:03# La-la-la, la-la-la-la-LA! #
0:11:03 > 0:11:06Oh-ho-ho! Oh, I wonder where I am?
0:11:06 > 0:11:09It looks like an Aladdin's cave in here.
0:11:09 > 0:11:13Oh! And look, everyone - it's Aladdin.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15- APPLAUSE - Moping around, as usual.
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Come on, Aladdin - tell Nana everything.
0:11:18 > 0:11:21It's fine. I just wish I had more customers.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24I think it's quite a good house. Let's get on with it.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28You need to find your magic lamp, you know, to make a wish.
0:11:28 > 0:11:31- Have you got one?- Sorry, what?
0:11:31 > 0:11:34A magic lamp - you know, to make a wish.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38- We do actually have an old lamp. - Ooh!- It's behind you.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41Oh, doing a set piece already - good idea.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- You what?- It's behind you.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46- You what? - MORE LOUDLY:- It's behind you.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Right - I think we've got 'em.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50Oh, I say! So it is.
0:11:50 > 0:11:55Here's the magic lamp. I say - it's a bit small, isn't it?
0:11:55 > 0:11:57We'll have to talk to the props department.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00Let's get on with it - give it a rub.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Genie'll appear, we'll live happily ever after. Off you go.- Righto.
0:12:04 > 0:12:09- MAN COUGHS - Oh, hark! What is that I hear?
0:12:09 > 0:12:11Oh, look! Oh, it's the genie.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14And look - we've got some smoke this year.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18- We must have a bigger budget. - Smoke? That's my coach.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21The engine's packed up and it's full of fed up passengers.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25- Would you mind if I used your phone? - Of course not.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- You're more than welcome. - What's he talking about?
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Must be the understudy. Quick, let's save the show!
0:12:31 > 0:12:34Right - make your wish and everything will be OK.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37- I wish that I had... - Not to me - the genie!
0:12:37 > 0:12:39I wish that I had more customers!
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Would you mind if my passengers waited here
0:12:42 > 0:12:46- till the mechanic arrives? - Oh, look! Your wish is his command.
0:12:46 > 0:12:49Here come the customers - you're going to be rich!
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- And you can marry Princess Jasmine. - Lovely!
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Yes - right, big ending, everyone. 'Scuse me - out the way.
0:12:56 > 0:13:00That's it - hold hands. Smile!
0:13:00 > 0:13:01Thank you - the...
0:13:01 > 0:13:02Take a bow!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05Can you hold the line? I've got to take a bow.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Dearie me!
0:13:07 > 0:13:09Yes, I love a happy ending!
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Give me that!
0:13:12 > 0:13:16# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:16 > 0:13:18# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:18 > 0:13:21# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:21 > 0:13:23# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:26 > 0:13:29# Farewell, TTFN
0:13:29 > 0:13:31# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:31 > 0:13:34# But we'll be back again
0:13:34 > 0:13:37# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:37 > 0:13:39# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:39 > 0:13:42# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:42 > 0:13:45# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:45 > 0:13:47# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:47 > 0:13:50# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:50 > 0:13:53# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:53 > 0:13:55# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
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