0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Ho-ho!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Coming up on Gigglebiz,
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Farmer Dung,
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Gail Force,
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Ug and Ig,
0:00:23 > 0:00:25Will Singalot,
0:00:25 > 0:00:27but first it's time for Ann Teak.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32POSH MUSIC
0:00:52 > 0:00:54I don't know why you're so upset, Mrs Clump.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56I mean, it was an oil painting
0:00:56 > 0:00:58and now it's a lovely necklace.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00You should be thanking me.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Next!
0:01:02 > 0:01:03- Oh, hello, Mr...- Fisher.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05Mmm! What have we got here?
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Just looks like an old cushion, Mr Fishfood.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Well, this isn't valuable at all. Next!
0:01:11 > 0:01:12No, it's not the cushion.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17I've brought in an emerald ring, antique, on the cushion, see?
0:01:17 > 0:01:20Oh, yes, I can see it, Mr Fishfood.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24May I have a closer look at it using my eyeglass?
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Let's see what we've got. Oh, yes.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29It's beautiful, isn't it?
0:01:29 > 0:01:33- Would you mind, Mr Fishfood, if I tried it on?- No.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37OK. A perfect fit, how fortunate.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40- What do you think? - It looks very nice.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42Thank you, you old charmer.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Well, thank you very much for coming to see me. Next!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48- Excuse me.- Yes? - Could I have it back, please?
0:01:48 > 0:01:51Your ring? What are you talking... Oh, of course, this one!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Silly me. Here it...
0:01:53 > 0:01:56Oh, hang on a minute. I think it's stuck.
0:01:56 > 0:02:01- Here, let me try.- Ooh! I don't think you can budge it.
0:02:02 > 0:02:03I think I've got it!
0:02:05 > 0:02:08- Now where is it? - I don't know, Mr Fishfood.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11Never mind, I'm sure it'll turn up somewhere.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Well, I must be off. Moving on!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Baggsie the choccie biccies!
0:02:21 > 0:02:22Hello, Farmer Dung.
0:02:22 > 0:02:25- Oh, hey.- That looks very impressive.
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- Is that your new gate? - Yeah! My new gate, look.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31It are automatic.
0:02:31 > 0:02:32Ah, I see.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35And that remote control opens and closes the gate?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38It does, aye. I'll give you a demonstration, right.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Uh, gate open!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- That's it!- Watch out for Reggie, Farmer Dung.
0:02:44 > 0:02:46What? Reg? Where's Reg?
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Oh, Reg, there he is!
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Oh, sorry, Reg. Locked him out, look.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Don't worry, I'll open it up for you.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Right, gate open!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58Ha-ha, eh-oh!
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Whoa! See that?!
0:03:01 > 0:03:04Oh, sorry, Reg. Something wrong with the old remote!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Right, there we go, right. You better run, Reg.
0:03:07 > 0:03:08Run like the wind!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Right, here we go. Gate open!
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Go on, Reg! That it!
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Eh! Ha-ha!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Well done, Reg. He's fast, innie, eh?
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I need some batteries in these...
0:03:20 > 0:03:21HONK!
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Oh, Reg! Oh! Ha-ha! The gate!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27He got Reg! He's fallen over, look!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Oh, no!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Oh, my word!
0:03:31 > 0:03:33I better turn it off.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Hi!- Hi, Justin!- Knock-knock.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45- Who's there?- Nana!
0:03:45 > 0:03:46Nana who?
0:03:46 > 0:03:47Knock-knock.
0:03:47 > 0:03:48- Who's there?- Nana.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50- Nana who?- Knock-knock.
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- Who's there?- Aunt.
0:03:52 > 0:03:53Aunt who?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55"Aunt" you glad Nana's gone?
0:03:57 > 0:03:59- Bye!- Bye, Justin.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07Hello, there, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.
0:04:07 > 0:04:1114 dancing koala bears have escaped from a local zoo...
0:04:11 > 0:04:13LOUD DRILLING
0:04:13 > 0:04:16What's that noise?! Doreen! Hello, over here! Hello!
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Can't you do that drilling some other time?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21I'm trying to read the news here!
0:04:21 > 0:04:23Huh! Honestly, I don't know.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27Ahem, as I was saying, 14 dancing koala bears...
0:04:27 > 0:04:29HAMMERING
0:04:29 > 0:04:32Do... Do-Doreen!
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Honestly, put that claw hammer down.
0:04:35 > 0:04:36THUMP! Oh!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Gail! Gail Force, where are you today?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Hopefully somewhere nice and quiet, no doubt.
0:04:44 > 0:04:46SAWING
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Hello, I'm Gail Force, reporting this morning from a very busy
0:04:50 > 0:04:52and very noisy warehouse.
0:04:52 > 0:04:53Now, as you can see,
0:04:53 > 0:04:57there are hundreds of parcels being shipped all over the country.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00- Now, every morning, this man... - PHONE RINGS
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Hang on a minute, there's the phone. Oh, it's mine!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Won't be a minute, excuse me.
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Hello, Gail Fo... Hello?
0:05:08 > 0:05:12Oh, hello, Mother. Yes, I can't really talk, I'm at work.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15Yes, I'm still coming round, yes. Yes, three o'clock.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19- Yep.- Anyone know how many boxes we need for the delivery?
0:05:19 > 0:05:20I said three.
0:05:20 > 0:05:23- Right you are.- It's a bit noisy here, sorry.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Pardon? You can't do three o'clock?
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Oh, OK. What? You're taking the dog for a walk?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Why don't we say later, then?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33How about four o'clock?
0:05:33 > 0:05:35There you go. Any more?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37- I said four!- Right you are.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40Ooh, excuse me, it's very noisy here.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41You can't do four o'clock?
0:05:41 > 0:05:45Why didn't you say you couldn't do four o'clock?
0:05:45 > 0:05:49All right, Mother, we could make it later if you wish.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Well, how about six o'clock?
0:05:51 > 0:05:55- Four boxes, any more?- Oh, I said six!
0:05:55 > 0:05:56- MOUTHS:- I'm on the phone!
0:05:56 > 0:06:00- Oh, right.- Excuse me. Yes, six o'clock.
0:06:00 > 0:06:01Wonderful.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Would you like me to bring you anything?
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Yes, all right. I'll bring you some biscuits.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09And some magazines, all right, Mother.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12Listen, I'm going to have to go. I'm reporting.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15All right, bye, Mother. Sorry about that.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18This is Gail Force reporting from the warehouse...
0:06:18 > 0:06:20Six boxes, that's your lot.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22..saying, back to the studio?
0:06:24 > 0:06:27Well, I didn't know we covered boxing, Gail!
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Boxing, get it?!
0:06:29 > 0:06:33That's the punch line. You know, punch line!
0:06:33 > 0:06:34I'm wasted here.
0:06:42 > 0:06:43BOING!
0:06:43 > 0:06:44CUCKOO!
0:06:48 > 0:06:50CUCKOO!
0:06:50 > 0:06:51CUCKOO!
0:06:54 > 0:06:56ECHOES: CUCKOO! CUCKOO!
0:06:56 > 0:06:58ECHOES: CUCKOO! CUCKOO!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06It's Silly Time!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09SILLY MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:23 > 0:07:25HONK!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Skills! Super skills! Sports!
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Whoa, man! Champion!
0:07:31 > 0:07:32Ha'way, bairns!
0:07:32 > 0:07:33Keith Fitt here,
0:07:33 > 0:07:36and today I'm going to show you how to play rugby.
0:07:36 > 0:07:40OK? Now, there's a couple of ways you can score points in rugby.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43You can carry the ball over the line and score
0:07:43 > 0:07:45one point, or
0:07:45 > 0:07:51you can kick the ball over these posts and score 180!
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Ha, champion!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56So I'm going to show you how to score the big points, OK?
0:07:56 > 0:08:00You place your ball here in this little thing called a, um...
0:08:00 > 0:08:02Er...
0:08:02 > 0:08:03plastic ring,
0:08:03 > 0:08:07and then you pace your run-up to the ball.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Very important to get that reet, OK?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12There we go.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15I've got a surprisingly long run-up.
0:08:16 > 0:08:20But don't worry, bairns, I've been playing rugby for over 20 years
0:08:20 > 0:08:22so I know what I'm talking aboot.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24OK...
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Couple more paces.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Here we go.
0:08:27 > 0:08:28And that's about it. Ho-ho!
0:08:28 > 0:08:32OK, watch and learn, watch and learn.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Here we go, away with you!
0:08:34 > 0:08:37Rugby skills, 180 points!
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Keep your eye on the ball, man.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41BOING! Oh! Ah! Me leg! Oh!
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Oh!
0:08:42 > 0:08:46Sometimes it's easier to carry the ball over the line.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Just score a point.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50And that's how you play rugby.
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Champion.
0:08:54 > 0:08:56This is the home of Ug and Ig,
0:08:56 > 0:09:00where almost everything is made of rock.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01Oh, all right...
0:09:01 > 0:09:02BOING!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05All right, Ig, what are you 'oing?
0:09:06 > 0:09:09- Hey! Goal!- Hello, Ug.
0:09:09 > 0:09:13- Do you like Ig's football game? - Uh, yeah!
0:09:14 > 0:09:17You think you can make a better football?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Uh-huh! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21And a bigger one?
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Uh, yeah.
0:09:22 > 0:09:26UG GRUNTS
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Like, ooh-ooh! And you go...
0:09:28 > 0:09:30Ouch! Oh!
0:09:31 > 0:09:34BANGING
0:09:34 > 0:09:35Oh, ta-da!
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Ig! You want to go in goa'?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40Oh, right.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42I kick the 'all.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44MATCH OF THE DAY THEME PLAYS
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Oh! Aw! Aw!
0:09:48 > 0:09:49Oh! Ouch!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Aw!
0:09:51 > 0:09:52UG GRUNTS
0:09:52 > 0:09:55You hit da ball, I go in goa'.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Right.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58UG GROANS
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Right, 'eady? Go!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Oh! Ah!
0:10:05 > 0:10:07BANGING AND CRASHING
0:10:07 > 0:10:09CRASH! BOINK!
0:10:09 > 0:10:10Oh, Ig!
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- Why don't you stick to playing Ig's football game?- Yeah.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18'anks! Let's go!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Yeah!
0:10:22 > 0:10:24Well done, Ug.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Well done, Ig.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29- BOINK - Thanks.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33And now it's time for your giggles!
0:10:33 > 0:10:36- Why does the cow cross the road? - I don't know.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39To get to the moooo-vies!
0:10:48 > 0:10:52MEDIEVAL MUSIC
0:11:03 > 0:11:07# I am good Robin's minstrel and I always sing a song
0:11:07 > 0:11:12# I try to put good Robin right but he always gets it wrong... #
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Get down!
0:11:14 > 0:11:16Look, there's fair Maid Marion,
0:11:16 > 0:11:19and that heavy tree trunk appears to be in her way.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23I, Robin Hood, will pick it up and impress her with my strength.
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Just don't ruin anything by singing, got that?
0:11:28 > 0:11:30# Go-o-ot that! #
0:11:30 > 0:11:33# The bold and dashing Robin... #
0:11:33 > 0:11:35I thought I told you not to sing!
0:11:35 > 0:11:36# He has a cunning plan
0:11:36 > 0:11:39# Impress Maid Marion with his strength
0:11:39 > 0:11:42- # Convince her he's a man...# - Absolutely!
0:11:42 > 0:11:46# But what will become of this? He doesn't have a clue
0:11:46 > 0:11:50# No doubt his plans will crash and burn because they always do
0:11:50 > 0:11:54# No doubt his plans will crash and burn because they always do... #
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Can't I ever go anywhere on my own?!
0:11:57 > 0:11:58ROBIN SIGHS
0:12:00 > 0:12:04My lady, Maid Marion, that tree trunk appears to be in your way.
0:12:04 > 0:12:05Is it?
0:12:05 > 0:12:06Allow me.
0:12:08 > 0:12:09HE GROANS
0:12:12 > 0:12:14- You're very strong.- Thank you.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16I take after my mother.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18# To be impressed, that would be wrong
0:12:18 > 0:12:21# But don't be fooled - he's not that strong... #
0:12:21 > 0:12:22What?
0:12:22 > 0:12:26Seriously, don't you have somewhere else you need to be?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28# Don't be misled, it's no mistake
0:12:28 > 0:12:30# That's not a trunk, it's a fake... #
0:12:30 > 0:12:32It's a not a fake!
0:12:32 > 0:12:34# That's not a trunk, it's a fake... #
0:12:36 > 0:12:37Here, hold this.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Just go!
0:12:44 > 0:12:45Ahem...
0:12:48 > 0:12:50So this is a real log, is it?
0:12:50 > 0:12:51Um...
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Of course it is. I'm strong, remember?
0:12:58 > 0:12:59It's made of cardboard.
0:12:59 > 0:13:00I'm off 'ome.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03# The plan has failed, it's plain to see
0:13:03 > 0:13:05# But why it failed is a mystery
0:13:05 > 0:13:07# Why it failed is a mystery... #
0:13:07 > 0:13:10It's pretty clear from where I'm standing.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13# Why it failed is a mystery. #
0:13:13 > 0:13:15That minstrel's got to go.
0:13:18 > 0:13:21# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:27 > 0:13:29# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:29 > 0:13:32# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:32 > 0:13:34# Farewell, TTFN
0:13:34 > 0:13:38# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:38 > 0:13:40# But we'll be back again
0:13:40 > 0:13:43# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:43 > 0:13:45# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:45 > 0:13:48# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:48 > 0:13:50# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:50 > 0:13:53# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:53 > 0:13:56# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:56 > 0:13:59# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:59 > 0:14:03# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:14:03 > 0:14:04Ho-ho!
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