0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:11 > 0:00:12# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Ho-ho!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Coming up on Gigglebiz...
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Nana Knickerbocker,
0:00:19 > 0:00:21Storybook Stan,
0:00:21 > 0:00:24DIY Dan,
0:00:24 > 0:00:25Sue Keeper
0:00:25 > 0:00:28and here's Professor Muddles.
0:00:30 > 0:00:34Right, I'm Professor Muddles and this is my laboratory.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Today, we're going to answer another scientific question.
0:00:37 > 0:00:41Why does your pet animal itch when it gets fleas?
0:00:41 > 0:00:43That's a good question.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46I'd like to introduce you to my pet hat, I mean pet mat,
0:00:46 > 0:00:49I mean, my pet cat.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Say hello to Schrodinger. That's his name.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53All right then.
0:00:53 > 0:00:56Now Schrodinger recently had fleas,
0:00:56 > 0:01:01which we got rid of using some good old flea powder. Yes.
0:01:01 > 0:01:05Now the fleas are now safe in this box over here.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Now, I know what you're thinking.
0:01:07 > 0:01:09The box looks completely empty
0:01:09 > 0:01:13but I can assure you, it's full of Schrodinger's fleas.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15There they are. Loads of them.
0:01:15 > 0:01:20You see, they're so tiny, you can't see them. There we are.
0:01:20 > 0:01:25I say, stop that, you naughty fleas. Come back. Sorry about that.
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Now, where was I?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30Hang on a minute, they're lively, aren't they?
0:01:30 > 0:01:34Mind out. All right, I'll put them back there.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Just to be absolutely sure there are no more fleas on good old
0:01:38 > 0:01:40Schrodinger... Easy, easy.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44Now, I might just put a little bit more pea flowder,
0:01:44 > 0:01:48I mean flea powder, on him, just to make sure all the fleas have gone.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51- You all right with that?- Meow. - All right. There we are.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Pop that on there, like so.
0:01:53 > 0:01:59I say, oh, the powder is making my nose itchy. Atchoo!
0:01:59 > 0:02:04Oh, no, oh, dear, the lid's come off and that means, oh, no,
0:02:04 > 0:02:08the peas, I mean bees, I mean fleas, have escaped.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15What have we learnt today?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Well, fleas don't only make your pets itchy,
0:02:18 > 0:02:20they can make you itchy too.
0:02:20 > 0:02:25Oh, no, I think I need more flea powder.
0:02:25 > 0:02:30Atchoo! I'm Professor Muddles. Goodbye. Atchoo! Schrodinger?
0:02:37 > 0:02:42- Hiya.- Hi, Justin.- Knock, knock. - Who's there?- Ketchup.- Ketchup who?
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Ketchup with me and I'll tell you.
0:02:47 > 0:02:51And now, Nana Knickerbocker in today's panto.
0:02:51 > 0:02:52Dick Whittington.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55La, la, la, la, la.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Hello, boys and girls.
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Oh, I say, has anyone seen the bus stop?
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Oh. I'll ask this nice, young man.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09I say, have you seen... I say, have you seen the bus stop?
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Yes, it's behind you.
0:03:11 > 0:03:16Oh, yes, it's behind you. Great routine. It's behind me.
0:03:16 > 0:03:21- Yes, it's behind you. - Oh, I'll take a look then.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25Oh, there it is. Hang on a minute, everyone. What's this?
0:03:25 > 0:03:31A young man with a bag starting a long journey. Who is it?
0:03:31 > 0:03:34That's right, it's Dick Whittington.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- No, I'm Nigel.- No, you're Dick Whittington.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Stick to the script. Right, where are you off to, Dick?
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- I'm going to London. - That's right, to seek your fortune.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49- No, I'm visiting my gran.- What? What are you talking about?
0:03:49 > 0:03:51You must have nerves.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55You're going to seek your fortune and you need a companion.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Hang on a minute.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00You need a cat. There we are.
0:04:01 > 0:04:04- I don't need a cat.- Oh, yes, you do.
0:04:06 > 0:04:09- No, I don't.- Go with it, love, go with it.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12- Oh, yes, you do.- You know what? I think I'm just going to walk.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15What? Oh, dear. I think he's the understudy.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18He must have first-night nerves.
0:04:18 > 0:04:20You better go with him. Take care of him.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Oh, she's quick, isn't she?
0:04:22 > 0:04:27- Mind you, she was in Cats for three months.- Get off me. I'm allergic.
0:04:27 > 0:04:29I love a happy ending.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34That's a heavy book. It'll make a good doorstop. Lovely stuff.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38Oh, hello, bookworms. Good to see you.
0:04:38 > 0:04:43I'm Storybook Stan and welcome. Come on in to my storybook corner.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47Today, we've got a very special wintry story for you.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50It's all about a winter's day.
0:04:50 > 0:04:54Lovely. Right, hang on a minute.
0:04:54 > 0:04:56I think it's starting to snow.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Let's carry on regardless, shall we?
0:04:59 > 0:05:04Two children were playing in the woods.
0:05:04 > 0:05:09Yes, they were... Throwing snowballs was their favourite game.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Hey, hang on a minute.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13But all the noise woke up the...
0:05:13 > 0:05:17Oh, dear, the angry wolf.
0:05:17 > 0:05:18WOLF HOWLS
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Oh, deary me.
0:05:20 > 0:05:26Now, the wolf liked throwing snowballs too.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28What's going on? Oh, dear.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32I think I'd better go before I get bombarded.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35I'll see you next time, bookworms. Goodbye.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50An important skill for any DIY expert,
0:05:50 > 0:05:53is learning how to tile a bathroom wall.
0:05:55 > 0:06:00First, make sure you have enough tiles to cover your entire wall.
0:06:00 > 0:06:05Remember, tiles are delicate and will break if you drop them.
0:06:12 > 0:06:16You'll also need some glue to stick the tiles to your wall.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Careful with that glue.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31If you have an accident, just start again.
0:06:31 > 0:06:36Take the glue and some tiles and start sticking them on to the wall.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44A DIY expert knows how important it is to make sure
0:06:44 > 0:06:46the tiles are in line with each other.
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Take care and try not to rush.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52It's important to take your time when tiling.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56It's all about getting a neat and regular final result.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Once you've finished,
0:06:58 > 0:07:01you should have a beautifully-tiled bathroom wall.
0:07:01 > 0:07:07Give your tiles a gentle tap to make sure they are stuck on properly.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Be careful not to tap too hard.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22Job done.
0:07:25 > 0:07:29And now it's time for your giggles.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33- What did the policeman say to his belly button?- I don't know.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34You're under a vest.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07Come along, my group. That's it. Plenty more to see.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Oh, yes, this is a splendid piece.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13This is a well. Don't touch.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16It's not any old well. It's a wishing well.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Now in the olden days,
0:08:18 > 0:08:23people used to cast coins into the well and make a wish.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26Now, I'm afraid I don't carry cash as a rule.
0:08:26 > 0:08:28Does anyone have any coins?
0:08:28 > 0:08:30No? Oh, well that's unlucky.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34We can't make any wishes without any coins. Oh, hang on a minute.
0:08:34 > 0:08:36We're in luck, everyone.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40I've just found this dirty old box and it's got some old coins in it.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43There we are. Pass them on. That's it.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Everyone got one? Well done.
0:08:45 > 0:08:49OK, simply throw them into the well and make a wish.
0:08:50 > 0:08:55Lovely. That wasn't so hard, was it?
0:08:55 > 0:08:59Excuse me, has anyone seen my collection of antique coins?
0:08:59 > 0:09:04Well, no, I don't think we have. I'm sorry.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07Oh, dear, they're very valuable.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11- I left them in a wooden box on this table.- Oh, what did you do that for?
0:09:11 > 0:09:14That was a bit silly. They're not here now, are they?
0:09:14 > 0:09:18While you're here, perhaps you'd like to join us and make a wish.
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- What?- Yes, have you got a coin?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25There we are. Now just simply make your wish.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28I wish I had my collection of antique coins back.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Well, don't go and tell us your wish.
0:09:31 > 0:09:35It won't come true now, will it? You silly man.
0:09:35 > 0:09:39Right, it's tea-time, everyone. Bagsie the choccy biccies.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44It's silly time.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:06 > 0:10:09There. Great stuff. Oh, hello.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11Rapids Johnson, here
0:10:11 > 0:10:14and the big news here in the wood is there's a bear about.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16So, I've put these posters up,
0:10:16 > 0:10:20so whoever spots the bear can give me a call on the old hammer,
0:10:20 > 0:10:22I mean, give me a call on my old phone
0:10:22 > 0:10:25and tell me exactly where the bear is.
0:10:25 > 0:10:30I'll be ready. Oh, I say, it's ringing already. Great.
0:10:30 > 0:10:35- Hello, yes, Rapids...- Johnson. - Johnson, thank you, here.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Yes, where's the bear?
0:10:37 > 0:10:42Hello? I can't hear you very well. I'll try and get a better signal.
0:10:43 > 0:10:49Is that any better? Oh, no, I'll try again.
0:10:49 > 0:10:53Can you hear me? Hang on a minute.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Is that any better? Can you hear me?
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Oh, this is hopeless. Goodbye. Oh, well, never mind.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01That is frustrating.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05But don't worry, I'll find that bear or my name's not Rapids...
0:11:05 > 0:11:09- Johnson.- Johnson. Keep them peeled. Call me.
0:11:12 > 0:11:16Hello there. I'm Arthur Sleep with some breaking news.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19A rhinoceros has escaped from the zoo
0:11:19 > 0:11:21and he's running loose around town.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25When asked what steps the public should take, if chased,
0:11:25 > 0:11:29a policeman answered, "Very big ones."
0:11:29 > 0:11:35Very big ones. You having that, Doreen? Big steps? Rhinoceros? No?
0:11:35 > 0:11:39I don't know why I bother. And now this.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43I still think they were hippos. I don't know. Look, wildlife lovers.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Look at what we've got here.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50This is a beautiful... I know this.
0:11:50 > 0:11:54- I saw it in a book.- Meerkats. - Yes, that's right. Meerkats, yes.
0:11:54 > 0:12:00Although they look more like dogs to me. These... What was it again?
0:12:00 > 0:12:02- Meerkats.- Meerkats.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Well, they crouch on all fours like this, you see,
0:12:05 > 0:12:09and then all of a sudden with their teeth, they pop up like that,
0:12:09 > 0:12:13stand up on their two hind legs and say, "Look at me."
0:12:13 > 0:12:17"Although I'm just a mere cat, I can still smile and be funny
0:12:17 > 0:12:18"and tell jokes."
0:12:20 > 0:12:24No, no, they do that because they're on the lookout for danger.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28As well as saying I'm funny and tell jokes. That's right.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Write that down. You don't have to say about the danger bit.
0:12:31 > 0:12:36Shall we try that? Yeah? All right. Let's all be meerkats, OK.
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Crouch down, meerkats, that's it.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41All of a sudden, I'll pop up to show you.
0:12:41 > 0:12:45I'll pop up and say, oh, look, there is some danger, danger, danger.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Run and hide, run and hide.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51Go on, off you go. Don't worry, I'm the lookout.
0:12:51 > 0:12:56Oh, hang on a minute. Wildlife lovers? Where have they gone?
0:12:56 > 0:13:01- They're not coming back. - Oh, oh, well. Their loss.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05Right, come on. Moving on to the next lovely animals.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09Oh, I love my job. Oh, look, a shoal of tigers.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:13 > 0:13:16# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:16 > 0:13:19# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:19 > 0:13:21# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Cheerio, ta-ta bye-bye
0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci
0:13:27 > 0:13:29# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:29 > 0:13:32# But we'll be back again
0:13:32 > 0:13:35# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:35 > 0:13:37# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:37 > 0:13:40# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:40 > 0:13:43# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:43 > 0:13:46# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:46 > 0:13:48# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:48 > 0:13:51# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:51 > 0:13:55# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Ho-ho!