0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na-na, na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na, na-na Here we go! #
0:00:15 > 0:00:16Ho-ho!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Coming up on Gigglebiz -
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Dina Lady.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21The Lost Pirate.
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Will Singalot.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26But first, it's Professor Muddles.
0:00:30 > 0:00:35Oh! Hello there. I'm Professor Puddles. I mean Professor Muddles!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37And welcome to my laboratory.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Today, we're going to answer a question science has been
0:00:40 > 0:00:42asking for many years.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44How strong are pants?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46I mean ants! Ha-ha!
0:00:46 > 0:00:51Behold, this is an ant farm and it's absolutely full of tiny ants.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55I'm just going to take the lid off, like so. There we are.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58ANTS SQUEAK Oh, and hello to you, too!
0:00:58 > 0:01:03Now, you won't be able to see this at home but as we speak,
0:01:03 > 0:01:07the ants are climbing out of the ant farm
0:01:07 > 0:01:10and they're marching onto my desk in a lovely line. Oh!
0:01:10 > 0:01:14All except Adam, there. Back in line, Adam! He's the musical one.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Now, to find out how strong these ants really are,
0:01:17 > 0:01:20let's see how heavy an object they can carry.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Right, what shall we start with? Oh, how about this old mug?
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Right, pop it in place like so...
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Ants! Quick march!
0:01:29 > 0:01:31Oh! Fascinating stuff.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35As you can see, the ants are working together to carry my bug.
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Ooh-ee! I mean pug!
0:01:36 > 0:01:40Ooh-ee! I mean mug! There it goes! Well done, ants.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42And ready... Halt!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Ah, great stuff.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Now let's try something heavier, shall we? How about...
0:01:47 > 0:01:51Oh! Good old Bobo, he'll do. Come on, Bobo. There we are.
0:01:51 > 0:01:55Let's see how the ants get on with Bobo. Right then, hrm-hrm.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Ants! Quick march!
0:01:57 > 0:02:02Oh, I say! Look at that! They're carrying Bobo!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Yes, impressive stuff, that's for sure.
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Right, ready and... Halt!
0:02:07 > 0:02:12Oh, well done, ants. So, what have we learned here today?
0:02:12 > 0:02:16Well, when tiny ants work together, they are indeed pretty strong
0:02:16 > 0:02:20and it seems they're rather good at following orders, too.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Ooh! Oh, no! They're carrying my desk off!
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Ants, ants! I say, halt! Halt!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28Oh, no, they've got me! Help! Put me down!
0:02:28 > 0:02:31I'm Professor Muddles, bye-eeh!
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Oh!
0:02:36 > 0:02:39Howay, bairns. Keith Fitt here
0:02:39 > 0:02:41and welcome to Keith Fitt -
0:02:41 > 0:02:44It's A Record, Man!
0:02:44 > 0:02:49OK, now today I'm going to be breaking a football world record.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Here are the judges that are going to watch me attempt.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Howay, lads. Ho-ho!
0:02:56 > 0:02:57Hrm-hrm. Erm...
0:02:57 > 0:02:59Nice stopwatch, man.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Right, Keith.
0:03:02 > 0:03:06You've got 30 seconds to save as many penalties as you can, OK?
0:03:06 > 0:03:08OK, man. Ha-ha.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Now, I haven't been saving penalties very long.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13Only 20 year!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Ha-ha, 20 year! You written down 20?
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Ha-ha, OK.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21Let's go and break a world record. Howay!
0:03:22 > 0:03:25OK. Soccer skills ready.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28In three...two...one...
0:03:28 > 0:03:30Begin!
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Oh, man, I wasn't ready for that one.
0:03:32 > 0:03:36Whoa, man, not another! Wait! Oh, I had that one, nearly!
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Oh! Hey! Hang on a minute!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Skills!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Right, oh...
0:03:42 > 0:03:44On me heid! Aw, man!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46Away, man!
0:03:48 > 0:03:49I saved that!
0:03:49 > 0:03:50World record, skills!
0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Aww...- Stop the clock.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56Oh, man. Skills! Champion!
0:03:56 > 0:04:01OK, bairns, let's go and see if we've broken a world record.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05OK, did we break the record?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07- No, Keith.- Sorry, Keith.
0:04:07 > 0:04:08Oh...
0:04:08 > 0:04:12And that's how you save penalties, ha-ha!
0:04:14 > 0:04:16Champion!
0:04:18 > 0:04:20Hrm-hrm-hrm, hrm-hrm.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Hello, there. I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25This just in -
0:04:25 > 0:04:30the public have been warned to be on the lookout for a plague of ants.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Apparently, they'll walk off with anything,
0:04:33 > 0:04:35so make sure you keep a look-out.
0:04:35 > 0:04:37And that's the news.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39ANTS SQUEAK
0:04:41 > 0:04:43Knock, knock!
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- Who's there? - Atch.- Atch who?
0:04:46 > 0:04:49Oh, have you got a cold? Do you want a tissue?
0:04:49 > 0:04:50Thank you!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53SHE BLOWS HER NOSE LOUDLY Eww...
0:04:58 > 0:05:02The trouble with a bath full of custard is that you can
0:05:02 > 0:05:05easily lose your rubber ducks.
0:05:05 > 0:05:09Oh, hello there, my little cinnamon buns.
0:05:09 > 0:05:14Welcome to Bake Me A Star, with me, Dina Lady.
0:05:14 > 0:05:19Oh, and this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy. Say hello, Tommy.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20Hello, Tommy!
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Now today, we asked our three home bakers to bake
0:05:26 > 0:05:29a chocolate chip muffin.
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Oh, I love muffins.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33They're like earmuffs that you can eat!
0:05:33 > 0:05:36All right, Tommy. Calm down.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38Daft boy.
0:05:38 > 0:05:43And remember, we'll award the Bake Me A Star rosette to whoever
0:05:43 > 0:05:45makes the best muffins.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Right, then. I'll have a little look.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50And I'll have a little taste.
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Now, I like those. Those look nice and chocolaty.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00Oh, that's different. You've made lots of little muffins.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Right, and that's your classic chocolate chip muffin right there.
0:06:04 > 0:06:10Yum. Right, we've had a little look. I can't wait to have a little taste.
0:06:10 > 0:06:15Huh? But they've all gone, and I don't get to taste any?
0:06:15 > 0:06:18Oh, Tommy, you are funny.
0:06:18 > 0:06:22Now I've just had a teeny, tiny taste and all of your
0:06:22 > 0:06:28chocolate chip muffins were good but not quite right.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32Now, thankfully, I baked one earlier.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Here it is. There you go.
0:06:36 > 0:06:41It's a muffin covered with proper chips.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Go on, then, Tommy. Take a bite.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Not bad, eh?
0:06:51 > 0:06:54Which means first prize goes to, erm...
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Oh, me!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Cos I baked it.
0:06:59 > 0:07:01That is a surprise.
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Say goodbye, Tommy.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Goodbye, Tommy.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08See you next time, my little cherry sponges.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Here, do you want some tomato sauce on that, Tom?
0:07:12 > 0:07:13There you go.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23And now it's time for your giggles!
0:07:23 > 0:07:27- What do you call a dinosaur that won't take a bath?- I don't know.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30A stinkasaurus.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31LAUGHTER
0:07:33 > 0:07:36PARROT SQUAWKS Ahar!
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Ahar! Prepare to set sail, Captain Crackers!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49PARROT SQUAWKS
0:07:49 > 0:07:53Ahar, all shipshape up here on deck.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Let's check the lower deck.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58Ahar!
0:07:58 > 0:08:00FOGHORN BLARES
0:08:02 > 0:08:04HE SNORES
0:08:04 > 0:08:05Hey!
0:08:05 > 0:08:09And now we go over to Gale Force. Gale.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Thank you, Arthur. Hello, there.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13I'm Gail Force
0:08:13 > 0:08:18and I'm here with this lovely choir from Giggle Green Primary School.
0:08:18 > 0:08:24Now, they've been selected for a national choir competition. Hooray!
0:08:24 > 0:08:29- Is that right?- They have indeed. - Oh, how exciting.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33I believe that you're all very happy about it, aren't you?
0:08:33 > 0:08:38# If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
0:08:38 > 0:08:41# If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands... #
0:08:41 > 0:08:42Oh, I love this one!
0:08:42 > 0:08:47# Happy and you know it, really want to show it...
0:08:47 > 0:08:50# Happy, happy, happy, clap your hands! #
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Hooray! Oh, wonderful.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55There's nothing like a group all singing
0:08:55 > 0:08:59together in perfect harmony, is there, Mrs Thompsons?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- There isn't, no.- No.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05Now, do you have a favourite song that you like to sing?
0:09:05 > 0:09:06Well, yes, we do, actually.
0:09:06 > 0:09:11Mine's always the one about, you know, all the animals in the jungle.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- The lion, yes. How did that go? - Well, I'm not really sure that I...
0:09:15 > 0:09:20# In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight... #
0:09:20 > 0:09:24- Yes, that was it.- Perhaps we should sing our competition entry.
0:09:24 > 0:09:30# In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight... #
0:09:30 > 0:09:35# Twinkle, twinkle, little star... #
0:09:35 > 0:09:38SHE SCREECHES OVER THEM
0:09:41 > 0:09:44SCREECHING CONTINUES
0:09:50 > 0:09:56# Awimbawe, awimbawe, awimbawe, awimbawe... #
0:09:56 > 0:09:59SHE CATERWAULS
0:10:07 > 0:10:10It's silly time!
0:10:10 > 0:10:11SILLY MUSIC
0:10:29 > 0:10:31FLUTE PLAYS GREENSLEEVES
0:10:34 > 0:10:38# I am good Robin's minstrel and I always sing a song
0:10:38 > 0:10:43# I try to put good Robin right but he always gets it wrong... #
0:10:43 > 0:10:47Quiet! I'm getting ready to take Maid Marion to the forest dance,
0:10:47 > 0:10:50so don't put me off with your singing. Got that?
0:10:50 > 0:10:52# Go-o-ot that! #
0:10:55 > 0:11:00# Good Robin's in a cracking mood, he's going on a date
0:11:00 > 0:11:05# He's taking Marion to the dance, what a shame he's running late
0:11:05 > 0:11:10# He's late, he's late, he's running late for his very important date. #
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Huh? What are you talking about?
0:11:13 > 0:11:18Oh, no! I've only got one minute to get to the edge of the forest!
0:11:18 > 0:11:20- What am I going to do? - You could use the short cut.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Short cut? What short cut?
0:11:24 > 0:11:29# There is a path through trees and woods, a secret one I know
0:11:29 > 0:11:32# The shortest route to Marion's side
0:11:32 > 0:11:34# It's the fastest way to go... #
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Really?
0:11:36 > 0:11:39# Just hurry down the muddy path and keep on walking straight
0:11:39 > 0:11:43# Fair Marion is waiting
0:11:43 > 0:11:45# And you are running late. #
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Stop saying that!
0:11:47 > 0:11:50# He's late, he's late, he's running late
0:11:50 > 0:11:52# For his very important date. #
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Stop jumping about! You'll get mud all over me!
0:11:55 > 0:11:57# A turn to the right, a turn to the left
0:11:57 > 0:11:59# Keep your eyes on me... #
0:11:59 > 0:12:01OK.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03# Walk this way and don't forget
0:12:03 > 0:12:06# To jump the fallen tree... #
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Fallen tree?
0:12:08 > 0:12:09What fallen tr...
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Oh, THAT fallen tree.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18# Around the final bend we go, we're near the forest's edge... #
0:12:18 > 0:12:20At last.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23# Just one more thing we have to do... #
0:12:23 > 0:12:25What's that?
0:12:25 > 0:12:27# Walk backwards through this hedge. #
0:12:27 > 0:12:28Huh?
0:12:31 > 0:12:34# And now our journey's at an end
0:12:34 > 0:12:36# For Robin looks a state
0:12:36 > 0:12:38# His clothes are in a muddy mess
0:12:38 > 0:12:40# But at least he isn't late. #
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Ah, Marion! You look lovely.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47And you look...
0:12:47 > 0:12:50a complete mess. I'm off.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52No!
0:12:52 > 0:12:55# But at least he wasn't late! #
0:12:55 > 0:12:58That minstrel's got to go.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04You've been watching Gigglebiz. Howay!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:08 > 0:13:10# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz, ho-ho-ho
0:13:10 > 0:13:13# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:13 > 0:13:16# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:16 > 0:13:18# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:18 > 0:13:21# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci
0:13:21 > 0:13:23# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# But we'll be back again
0:13:26 > 0:13:29# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:29 > 0:13:32# Na-na, na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:32 > 0:13:34# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:34 > 0:13:37# Na-na, na It's time to go
0:13:37 > 0:13:40# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:40 > 0:13:42# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:42 > 0:13:45# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:45 > 0:13:48# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Ho-ho!