0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Ho-ho!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Coming up on Gigglebiz...
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Ann Teak,
0:00:19 > 0:00:21The Lost Pirate,
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Keith Fitt.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26But first, it's DIY Dan.
0:00:36 > 0:00:40Tired of that old fence you've had for years?
0:00:40 > 0:00:45Well, the DIY expert always has plenty of ideas to freshen things up.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50A good way to start is to paint your fence.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51CHEERY MUSIC
0:00:55 > 0:00:57The DIY expert always paints carefully,
0:00:57 > 0:01:01with even, regular brushstrokes.
0:01:12 > 0:01:13CREAKING
0:01:25 > 0:01:26PING
0:01:31 > 0:01:34With the painting finished,
0:01:34 > 0:01:37it's time to think about adding a trellis to your fence.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44A trellis supports plants as they grow up the fence.
0:01:44 > 0:01:45PING
0:01:54 > 0:01:56CREAKING
0:01:56 > 0:02:00HAPPY MUSIC
0:02:00 > 0:02:02It can be easily fixed to a fence.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Make sure you have the correct tools
0:02:12 > 0:02:14to attach the trellis.
0:02:19 > 0:02:20PING
0:02:30 > 0:02:32WHOOSHING
0:02:39 > 0:02:41Why not finish off your new fence
0:02:41 > 0:02:43with a small, attractive bird box?
0:02:43 > 0:02:45DRAMATIC MUSIC
0:02:45 > 0:02:48MUSIC STOPS
0:02:49 > 0:02:51BIRDS CHEEP
0:02:51 > 0:02:54Now your old fence looks as good as new.
0:02:57 > 0:02:58CRASHING
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Job done. BIRD CHEEPS
0:03:10 > 0:03:12Hello, there. I'm Arthur Sleep.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14News just in -
0:03:14 > 0:03:17it's national air guitar-playing day.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19Cool.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22Air guitar is when you pretend to play an invisible guitar,
0:03:22 > 0:03:24along with some rock music.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28What do you reckon, Keith? It seems a bit strange, doesn't it?
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- IN GEORDIE ACCENT:- How are ya, Arthur? Good to see you, man.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Air guitar is a great way of keeping fit indoors.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Now, I've been playing air guitar for over 20 year,
0:03:38 > 0:03:40so I know how to do a guitar solo.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Doreen, hit it. Let's rock!
0:03:43 > 0:03:45ROCK MUSIC
0:03:47 > 0:03:48Hey, Arthur!
0:03:48 > 0:03:50Where's your guitar, man?
0:03:52 > 0:03:54HE MIMES WITH MUSIC
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Come on, bairns! You can join in, too!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04LIVELY GUITAR SOLO
0:04:16 > 0:04:18MUSIC STOPS, GUITAR BLARES
0:04:18 > 0:04:20CLASSICAL MUSIC
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Come along, there we are.
0:04:42 > 0:04:43Plenty more to see.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46There we are. Come along, don't dawdle.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Hurry up. That's it. In you come.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50SHE CHUCKLES Out of the way.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Ah, yes. Now, this is one of my favourite rooms.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55It's called the vi-ase room.
0:04:55 > 0:04:58Now, for hundreds of years, nobody has known
0:04:58 > 0:05:00why it's called the vi-ase room,
0:05:00 > 0:05:02but, being an expert,
0:05:02 > 0:05:05I would imagine it's because it's full of vi-ases.
0:05:05 > 0:05:08This is beautiful. Is this an antique?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Yes, of course it's an antique. Excuse me.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14That is, of course, a lute.
0:05:14 > 0:05:17I should know that because I am an expert lutist.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Cool. You can play the lute?
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Yes, I can, but I certainly wouldn't play
0:05:22 > 0:05:23in front of everyone here.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Well, if you insist. Excuse me.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28There we are. Now, ahem. STRING PINGS
0:05:28 > 0:05:29I'm going to tune this up.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31Would you hold that? Thank you.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34It hasn't been played for hundreds of years.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36Ahem. Excuse me.
0:05:36 > 0:05:38SHE SINGS BADLY
0:05:38 > 0:05:41RATTLING
0:05:41 > 0:05:42Hm...
0:05:42 > 0:05:43As I expected.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Completely out of tune. Try another string.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Ahem. SHE SINGS BADLY
0:05:48 > 0:05:50RATTLING
0:05:53 > 0:05:54Oh.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56That's out of tune, as well.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58One last try.
0:05:58 > 0:05:59SHE PLAYS BADLY
0:05:59 > 0:06:01SHE SINGS BADLY
0:06:03 > 0:06:05SHE WAILS
0:06:05 > 0:06:06RATTLING
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Oh, dear.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09It's completely out of tune.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11I'll have to pop it there.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13Come on, there's plenty more to see.
0:06:13 > 0:06:15Priceless antiques this way.
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Off we go. Through we go.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Come on, hurry up. Come along, come along.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Hmm. Mm.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26SMASHING
0:06:26 > 0:06:29CLASSICAL MUSIC
0:06:29 > 0:06:31SMASHING
0:06:32 > 0:06:36And now it's time for your giggles.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39What type of music is a balloon scared of?
0:06:39 > 0:06:40I don't know.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Pop.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44LAUGHTER
0:06:45 > 0:06:48GENTLE MUSIC
0:06:48 > 0:06:53TAPPING
0:06:55 > 0:06:59DRUMMING
0:06:59 > 0:07:01XYLOPHONE TUNE
0:07:01 > 0:07:03THEY PLAY TUNE
0:07:06 > 0:07:08GUITAR TUNE
0:07:10 > 0:07:12TAMBOURINE JINGLES
0:07:16 > 0:07:19HORN BLARES, MUSIC STOPS
0:07:23 > 0:07:26HORN BLARES
0:07:26 > 0:07:28It's silly time!
0:07:28 > 0:07:31SILLY TUNE
0:07:47 > 0:07:49Here's a good one, Captain Crackers.
0:07:49 > 0:07:52- What do sea monsters eat for lunch? - PARROT SQUAWKS
0:07:52 > 0:07:56Fish and ships. Oh-ho! That's a cracker!
0:07:56 > 0:07:59What in the high seas are you doing, Jim, lad?
0:07:59 > 0:08:02You can't play a sea shanty on dry land.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05We'll never find any treasure, it's bad luck.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07- SHANTY PLAYS - What you...?
0:08:07 > 0:08:09No, Captain Crackers, you've got to stop...
0:08:09 > 0:08:11- SQUAWKING - Wait a second.
0:08:11 > 0:08:13Look at that. Treasure!
0:08:13 > 0:08:14We be rich!
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Do you know something a bit faster?
0:08:18 > 0:08:21HE PLAYS UPBEAT SHANTY
0:08:21 > 0:08:22Har-har!
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Thanks, milady, for the gold. Woohoo!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27We're going to be rich, I tells ya!
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Ha!
0:08:31 > 0:08:33- Knock knock.- Who's there?
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- Two.- Two who?
0:08:35 > 0:08:37- Have you got an owl in there?- No.
0:08:37 > 0:08:39HE LAUGHS
0:08:42 > 0:08:45ROCK MUSIC
0:08:48 > 0:08:49CYMBAL CRASH
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Hello, there, I'm Arthur Sleep here.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59I've been playing air guitar for over two hours. He-hey!
0:08:59 > 0:09:02Hey, Keith Fitt! How are you getting on?
0:09:02 > 0:09:05Still rocking out over there?
0:09:05 > 0:09:07Oh, sure am, Arthur!
0:09:07 > 0:09:10Although, I'm... getting a bit tired now. Whoo.
0:09:10 > 0:09:14Turns oot that the air guitar is even better exercise than I thought.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16I mean, ooh. Would you? Ooh!
0:09:16 > 0:09:18- CRASHING - Looks like Keith's rocked out
0:09:18 > 0:09:19enough for one day.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21I'm going to keep on rocking!
0:09:21 > 0:09:24Right, here we go. For the big finish!
0:09:24 > 0:09:25Let's rock and roll!
0:09:25 > 0:09:28LOUD ROCK MUSIC
0:09:28 > 0:09:29CYMBAL CRASH
0:09:31 > 0:09:33PHONE RINGS
0:09:36 > 0:09:39GUITAR SOLO
0:09:43 > 0:09:44LUTE PLAYS
0:09:46 > 0:09:48# I am good Robin's minstrel
0:09:48 > 0:09:50# And I always sing a song
0:09:50 > 0:09:52# I tried to put good Robin right
0:09:52 > 0:09:54# But he always gets it wrong. #
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Give me back my lute!
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Today I, Robin Hood,
0:09:58 > 0:10:02will impress Maid Marian with my brilliant lute playing.
0:10:02 > 0:10:04MEDIEVAL FOLK TUNE
0:10:04 > 0:10:06# Good Robin has a clever plan
0:10:06 > 0:10:08# It really is a beaut
0:10:08 > 0:10:10# He'll serenade Maid Marian
0:10:10 > 0:10:12# By strumming on his lute. #
0:10:12 > 0:10:13Indeed.
0:10:13 > 0:10:15HE PLAYS BUM NOTE
0:10:15 > 0:10:17# It is the most appalling sound
0:10:17 > 0:10:19# To ring out in the wood
0:10:19 > 0:10:22# The merry men, they all agree
0:10:22 > 0:10:24# He isn't very good. #
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- HE PLAYS BUM NOTE - All right, all right.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27I've got a plan.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31I'll pretend to play, whilst Little John really plays the flute.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34He's the best lute player in the woods.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35MEDIEVAL FOLK TUNE
0:10:35 > 0:10:37# When Little John doth play the lute
0:10:37 > 0:10:39# He pleases all the wood
0:10:39 > 0:10:41# The merry men, they all agree
0:10:41 > 0:10:43# He's good, he's good, he's good! #
0:10:43 > 0:10:45All right, don't rub it in.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47# He's good, he's good he's good, he's good
0:10:47 > 0:10:49# He's good, he's good
0:10:49 > 0:10:50# He's good! #
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- Here she comes! - GENTLE MUSIC
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Little John, hide behind that tree.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01And you, keep quiet. Got that?
0:11:01 > 0:11:03# Got that! #
0:11:03 > 0:11:05HE SIGHS
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Marian!
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Watch this!
0:11:11 > 0:11:13HE PLAYS BADLY
0:11:14 > 0:11:16I'm on a busy schedule here.
0:11:16 > 0:11:18Slight technical hitch.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28GENTLE LUTE TUNE
0:11:33 > 0:11:35Wow.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37You are pretty good.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Hm. I am, aren't I?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41# It's not a great moment
0:11:41 > 0:11:42# But tell you, I should
0:11:42 > 0:11:44# He's not the best lute player
0:11:44 > 0:11:46# Here, in the wood.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48# He's not the best lute player
0:11:48 > 0:11:50# Here, in the wood. #
0:11:52 > 0:11:53I am!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58TUNE PLAYS
0:12:04 > 0:12:06What's going on?
0:12:06 > 0:12:08# Robin can't really play
0:12:08 > 0:12:10# It's all a big con
0:12:10 > 0:12:12# The best lute player
0:12:12 > 0:12:14# Is our Little John! #
0:12:14 > 0:12:16Nonsense!
0:12:16 > 0:12:19TUNE PLAYS
0:12:19 > 0:12:22# He's good, he's good he's good, he's good
0:12:22 > 0:12:25# He's good, he's good, he's good.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28# He's good, he's good he's good, he's goooood!
0:12:28 > 0:12:31# I'm the very best lute player here
0:12:31 > 0:12:34# In the wood. #
0:12:34 > 0:12:35TUNE PLAYS
0:12:37 > 0:12:39MUSIC ENDS
0:12:39 > 0:12:42He's good. You need some more practice.
0:12:42 > 0:12:43No!
0:12:43 > 0:12:47# He's good, he's good He's good, he's gooood!
0:12:47 > 0:12:50# He's the very best lute player here
0:12:50 > 0:12:54# In the wood! #
0:12:56 > 0:12:58That minstrel's got to go!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01BAD LUTE NOTE
0:13:01 > 0:13:03SQUEAKING, SHE BREATHES LOUDLY
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Hello, you've been watching Gigglebiz. Goodbye.
0:13:06 > 0:13:08SMASHING
0:13:10 > 0:13:12# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:12 > 0:13:15# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:15 > 0:13:18# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:18 > 0:13:20# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:20 > 0:13:23# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:23 > 0:13:26# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci
0:13:26 > 0:13:28# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:28 > 0:13:31# But we'll be back again
0:13:31 > 0:13:34# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:34 > 0:13:36# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:36 > 0:13:39# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:39 > 0:13:42# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:42 > 0:13:44# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:44 > 0:13:47# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:47 > 0:13:50# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:50 > 0:13:54# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:13:54 > 0:13:55Ho-ho!
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