0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Ho-ho!
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Coming up on Gigglebiz...
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Humphrey!
0:00:19 > 0:00:21The Burrito Brothers!
0:00:21 > 0:00:24Captain Adorable!
0:00:24 > 0:00:26But first... it's Keith Fitt!
0:00:31 > 0:00:33PHONE RINGS
0:00:36 > 0:00:38MUSIC PLAYS FROM HEADPHONES
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Arthur, man, your phone's ringing!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44RINGING CONTINUES
0:00:44 > 0:00:46I have to do everything around here!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Oh, man. Nobody going to get that?!
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Haway?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Oh, Arthur, man!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58I'm glad you called! Your phone's been ringing, man!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Yup. Yeah, OK.
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Yeah, leave it with me. No problem. OK.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10Haway, bairns. Arthur Sleep's missed the bus,
0:01:10 > 0:01:12so he's not going to be here on time!
0:01:12 > 0:01:17Don't worry - I said I'll read the news for him.
0:01:17 > 0:01:22I've been reading news for over 20 years, so I know what I'm doing.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26So, Doreen, where do I sit, man?
0:01:26 > 0:01:28Oh, yeah, of course, in the chair. Ha, ha.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32Whoa, it's legendary - Arthur Sleep's news desk!
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Oh, it's comfy, too.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Ahem. Reet, well, I cannae wait, bairns,
0:01:37 > 0:01:39this is going to be champion!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41I'll tell you what, I'll get myself ready,
0:01:41 > 0:01:45and you can watch, erm, the thing that's just coming up next.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Champion!
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Oh, I've got a phone!
0:02:01 > 0:02:03CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYS
0:04:38 > 0:04:41And now it's time for your giggles!
0:04:41 > 0:04:42What type of onion jumps?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44I don't know.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- A spring onion! - Ha, ha, ha.
0:04:50 > 0:04:55Here, Mam, you'll never guess what! I'm only going to read the news!
0:04:55 > 0:04:58I'm reet excited! Ho-ho-ho.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01I know, Mam, I'm going to stay real focused.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04I know exactly what I'm doing. All right, Mam.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Yeah, I look smart, I've got my best leisure suit on! OK.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Oh, Mam, I've got to go. I'm on air, I think!
0:05:10 > 0:05:15Don't forget to tell our Tone, Dave and Damo, and Steve! Ho-ho-ho!
0:05:15 > 0:05:19All reet, haway, haway!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Ahem-hem. Haway, bairns!
0:05:22 > 0:05:27Er, I mean, hello.
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I'm Keith Fitt, and here's the news.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35Erm...ahem. Sorry.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39Scientist who accidentally turned himself into a sheep
0:05:39 > 0:05:41was totally returned to normal.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44He said it was good to be baa-aack.
0:05:44 > 0:05:45CYMBAL CLASH
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Erm, in other news,
0:05:48 > 0:05:53a lorry-load of fleas was set loose in a town in Wales.
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Police are itching to find out who did it.
0:05:56 > 0:05:58CYMBAL CLASH
0:05:58 > 0:06:03Er, Doreen, is it me or just, does the news make no sense?
0:06:04 > 0:06:07Eh? Oh, right. Oh, right!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09Sorry about that, bairns. And now this.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12NEWS MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:12 > 0:06:14DRUM ROLL
0:06:14 > 0:06:16APPLAUSE
0:06:16 > 0:06:17Heeey!
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Heeey!
0:06:23 > 0:06:24Heeey!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32HEY!
0:06:49 > 0:06:51Hey!
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Hey!
0:07:31 > 0:07:34FLOOR SQUEAKS
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Hey!
0:07:45 > 0:07:46ALL: Hey!
0:07:52 > 0:07:55It's silly time!
0:08:14 > 0:08:19Erm, welcome back to the news with me, Keith Fitt.
0:08:19 > 0:08:24As you can see, the news is coming in faster than I can read it!
0:08:24 > 0:08:28Oh, the news is getting out of hand. How does Arthur do this?
0:08:28 > 0:08:29Oh, thanks, Doreen.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33A lorry-load of left-handed orang-utans suddenly...
0:08:33 > 0:08:38Oh, no, more news?! A piano-playing panda's been pilfering...
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Oh, pineapples! What's he been doing that for, man?
0:08:41 > 0:08:45And now over to Keith Fitt with the sport.
0:08:45 > 0:08:50Oh, at last, a breather! Over to you, Keith!
0:08:50 > 0:08:53Wait a minute... Oh, man, that's me!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56Don't go away, bairns. I'll be reet there.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- HE PANTS - Oh, man.
0:09:02 > 0:09:08Reet. Haway, bairns! Keith Fitt here...again.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12And today, I'm going to show you a fantastic way to exercise
0:09:12 > 0:09:14right in front of your telly.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17And it's going to involve a whole load of this...
0:09:18 > 0:09:20..and this...
0:09:21 > 0:09:22..and, erm...this!
0:09:24 > 0:09:28What is it, Doreen? I'm doing the piece to - oh, reet.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31Well, now we have to go straight away back to Keith Fitt
0:09:31 > 0:09:34with some breaking news. Keith, what've you got?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36Oh, no, man. I'm Keith!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41Don't go away, bairns! I'm on my way!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44HE PANTS
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Sorry, bairns.
0:09:47 > 0:09:51I think I might need a bit of a lie down, like.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54I'm just so tir... Ohh!
0:09:56 > 0:09:59And that's how you read the news.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Champion!
0:10:00 > 0:10:02NEWS THEME MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:02 > 0:10:06HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:16 > 0:10:20So, Captain Adorable, what's your superhero top tip for today?
0:10:20 > 0:10:25Well, Awesome Girl, my trusted trainee, today's top tip is...
0:10:25 > 0:10:29Erm...ah! All superheroes should remain super-fit!
0:10:29 > 0:10:35Hey, if we need to keep super-fit, why don't we do some super-training?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Yes, well, that's a good idea,
0:10:37 > 0:10:42but being Captain Adorable, I'm as fit as superhumanly possible!
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Besides, there's nowhere to train, sadly.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49- What about over there?- What?
0:10:49 > 0:10:54- Awesome! Let's get super-training, captain!- Yes, good idea, but, erm...
0:10:54 > 0:10:57Oh, look! Who wants an ice cream?
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Ice cream later, IF you train hard enough.
0:11:01 > 0:11:02Awesome!
0:11:02 > 0:11:04Awesome.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07Right, you two.
0:11:07 > 0:11:11I've worked out a super-hard course to get you both super-fit. Ready?
0:11:11 > 0:11:13Captain Adorable - away!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Awesome Girl - gone!
0:11:17 > 0:11:19I'll just, erm...
0:11:26 > 0:11:27Ahhh, it's high!
0:11:27 > 0:11:29I mean, erm... Hi, QT!
0:11:29 > 0:11:31Good work. Carry on.
0:11:34 > 0:11:37SWISHING
0:11:41 > 0:11:43HE PANTS AND GROANS
0:11:45 > 0:11:47This is super-easy, QT! Ha, ha.
0:12:00 > 0:12:04QT, is that a super-villain disguised as a tree?!
0:12:08 > 0:12:10Phew, that was a tough one.
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Deserves a big star.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18Ha-ha! This is what I call a real workout!
0:12:20 > 0:12:23Captain! The ice cream seller! He's leaving!
0:12:23 > 0:12:26No! Captain Adorable, away!
0:12:32 > 0:12:35Stop! Three ice creams, please!
0:12:37 > 0:12:39THEY LAUGH
0:12:40 > 0:12:43Wow, you really are super-fit.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47- Yeah, and thanks for the ice creams. - Please, don't thank me, QT.
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Buying ice creams is what I do.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53Plus saving the world! Ha, ha, ha.
0:12:53 > 0:12:54PARROT SQUAWKS
0:12:54 > 0:12:57You've been watching Gigglebiz, shipmates. Har-har!
0:12:57 > 0:13:00# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:00 > 0:13:03# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:03 > 0:13:06# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:06 > 0:13:08# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:08 > 0:13:11# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:11 > 0:13:14# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci
0:13:14 > 0:13:16# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:16 > 0:13:19# But we'll be back again
0:13:19 > 0:13:22# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:22 > 0:13:24# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:27 > 0:13:29# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:29 > 0:13:32# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:32 > 0:13:35# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Ho-ho!