Episode 15

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na, na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na, na-na Here we go!

0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Ho-ho! #

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Coming up on Gigglebiz.

0:00:18 > 0:00:19Ann Teak.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22Rapids Johnson.

0:00:22 > 0:00:23Dina Lady.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26But first, it's Professor Muddles.

0:00:29 > 0:00:34So, MC squared times 3, divided by 42, equals Tuesday.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36- HE CHUCKLES - That works!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38- HOOTER BLASTS - Ah, hello there.

0:00:38 > 0:00:41I'm Professor Muddles and this is my laboratory.

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Now, today, I'm going to answer

0:00:43 > 0:00:46another important scientific question.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50How can you make a scientist, like me, into a dilliant prancer.

0:00:50 > 0:00:52- BOING! - Hey! I mean, a brilliant dancer.

0:00:52 > 0:00:56- Well, behold, ta-da-da-da! - HE LAUGHS

0:00:56 > 0:00:59Now, may I present my latest invention.

0:00:59 > 0:01:03- The Boogie-Salsa-Tango-Matic! - TRUMPET BLARES

0:01:03 > 0:01:05- Cool, eh? - CREAKING

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Now, usually, I'm a terrible dancer

0:01:07 > 0:01:10and my moves are only to be seen at weddings.

0:01:10 > 0:01:13- But not when I'm wearing this. - HE CHUCKLES

0:01:13 > 0:01:15Yes. Now, this invention allows me

0:01:15 > 0:01:19to perform any kind of dance with coolness and flair.

0:01:19 > 0:01:23All I need to do is hit a few buttons here and switch it on.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24What mode shall we have?

0:01:24 > 0:01:28Let's start with ballroom dancing, shall we? Here we are.

0:01:28 > 0:01:32- Ballroom dancing and let's hit it. - WALTZ MUSIC PLAYS

0:01:32 > 0:01:37Oh, I say. Oh, look at me. Oh, I'm waltzing. I'm dancing on the clouds.

0:01:37 > 0:01:42Whoo-hoo! How lovely. Oh, yes, I... Whoo! I just need a partner. Whoo!

0:01:42 > 0:01:46Oh, Bobo, would you be my dance partner? Oh, thank you.

0:01:46 > 0:01:50Oh, how wonderful this is. Oh! Oh!

0:01:50 > 0:01:53Oh, Bobo, I can't stop dancing.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Oh, Bobo, yes.

0:01:55 > 0:01:59Let's dance through here. Oh! My, my, let's stop, shall we?

0:01:59 > 0:02:03Thank you, Bobo. What a lovely dance. Oh.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05- That's a relief. - HOOTER BLASTS

0:02:05 > 0:02:08Oh, dear, look at the state of the lab.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11Yes, I don't think there's quite enough room here for a waltz.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15Let's try something else. How about ballet?

0:02:15 > 0:02:19Ballet mode, like so. And let's hit it.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS

0:02:21 > 0:02:23Oh! Oh, I say!

0:02:23 > 0:02:28Oh, look. I'm dancing like a ballet dancer in Swan Lake.

0:02:28 > 0:02:30Where are you? Oh, there you are.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33Where are you? There you are. It's exhausting.

0:02:33 > 0:02:36Let's just stop this, shall we?

0:02:36 > 0:02:38Let's try one more.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41What do you think, Bobo? How about funky disco mode?

0:02:41 > 0:02:43Ha-ha, that's pretty cool.

0:02:43 > 0:02:48OK, which era? '90s, '80s, '70s. Let's go with '70s. Here we go.

0:02:48 > 0:02:53- And, off we go. Whoo! Yeah! - DISCO MUSIC PLAYS

0:02:53 > 0:02:58Oh, yeah! This is funky. What do you think, Bobo? Check out my moves.

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Whoo! Ha-ha! Oh!

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Oh, I say, I've got a wriggly bottom.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Ooh look, this is really super-cool.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08Whoo! Yeah!

0:03:08 > 0:03:10So, what have we learned here, today?

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Well, you can indeed turn a scientist into a brilliant dancer,

0:03:14 > 0:03:17Yes. But I think that's enough for one day.

0:03:17 > 0:03:20I think I'll turn it off. That's better. Ooh! Ooh!

0:03:20 > 0:03:22I say, what's going on?

0:03:22 > 0:03:28The Boogie-Salsa-Tango-Matic is out of control. Bobo, help me! Whoo!

0:03:28 > 0:03:32I'm Professor Muddles. Goodbye! Whoa! Oh, no!

0:04:00 > 0:04:02I do hope this is the cafeteri-ay.

0:04:02 > 0:04:06I haven't had a chocolate biccy or a cup of tea for ages.

0:04:06 > 0:04:08No, this is the room where we keep

0:04:08 > 0:04:12some of the most valuable antiques from the Georgian period.

0:04:12 > 0:04:13Oh, fascinating.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16Oh, maybe this young lady can help me.

0:04:16 > 0:04:22Excuse me, could you guide me to the cafeteri-ay, please? Hello? Hello?

0:04:22 > 0:04:26- Oh, she's very quiet, isn't she? - Uh, it's a model, she's not real.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29Oh, yes, of course. Silly me.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33This model is wearing a genuine Georgian outfit.

0:04:33 > 0:04:36It's over 300 years old and one of our most valuable antiques.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40I'll be the judge of that. I am the expert.

0:04:40 > 0:04:43Yes. Let's look at the lace. Oh, yes. The material.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47- We'll start with the hat, shall we? - Please, be careful.

0:04:47 > 0:04:51Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. Yes, it looks Georgian.

0:04:51 > 0:04:56Well, the only way to really find out is by trying it on. Here we go.

0:04:56 > 0:05:00- Oh, lovely. Does that suit me? - SHE LAUGHS

0:05:00 > 0:05:04- NERVOUSLY:- Yes, it's very nice, but it's very delicate.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07I think this deserves one of those selfies.

0:05:07 > 0:05:10I'll just get my camera. There we are.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14Right, are you ready to smile? Say, "Cheese!"

0:05:14 > 0:05:16Please, be careful with the dress.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18Chee...whoa!

0:05:19 > 0:05:25Oh, well, I can confirm that this is a genuine Georgian dress.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27And it's a perfect fit!

0:05:28 > 0:05:32Oh, there's my handbag. Thank you.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36Now, where's that cafetee-airy-ay? Oh, I think this way.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44Hello, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

0:05:44 > 0:05:47I opened a village fete in Littlebottom last weekend.

0:05:47 > 0:05:52I had a wonderful time. I went on the bouncy castle and the tombola.

0:05:52 > 0:05:56I even had my face painted as a rabbit. Heh-heh-heh.

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Wait a second, did I remember to wash my face?

0:05:59 > 0:06:05Oh, very funny, Doreen. Yeah, carrots, I get it.

0:06:05 > 0:06:07And now, this.

0:06:07 > 0:06:13Growl! Growl! Stalk! Pounce! Various foraging for nuts and honey.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Surprise! Hello! Rapids Johnson here.

0:06:16 > 0:06:20And today, I'm hoping to find the lesser spotted copying bear

0:06:20 > 0:06:23using this very clever bear disguise.

0:06:23 > 0:06:26Or as I call it, a bearsie.

0:06:26 > 0:06:30Let's just check myself out in this mirror and see how I look.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Oh, yeah, Rapids, looking good.

0:06:33 > 0:06:37Now, in order to fool the bear, my disguise has to be perfect.

0:06:37 > 0:06:42And that's why I've got this mirror, so I can practise some bear moves.

0:06:42 > 0:06:48Let's take another look, shall we? OK. Oh, yah, Rapids, fantastic.

0:06:48 > 0:06:51I look exactly like the lesser spotted copying bear.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55Now, let's see if I can walk like him? Here we go.

0:06:55 > 0:06:58Stalking along. Oh, wow.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02It's like I'm looking at an actual lesser spotted copying bear.

0:07:02 > 0:07:04- It's uncanny! - BEAR CHUCKLES

0:07:04 > 0:07:08I feel like I could actually reach out and touch him.

0:07:08 > 0:07:12You know, it's strange, this disguise is so good, I'm amazed

0:07:12 > 0:07:15that a lesser spotted copying bear doesn't come to say hello.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Hello!

0:07:17 > 0:07:18Ha-ha-ha!

0:07:18 > 0:07:23Never mind. We'll find those bears, or my name's not Rapids...

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- BEAR:- Johnson! - ..Johnson. Keep 'em peeled.

0:07:30 > 0:07:32It's...silly time!

0:07:54 > 0:07:58So, for the perfect cheese straws, you need some stinky cheese

0:07:58 > 0:08:02and 97 drinking straws.

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Oh! Hello there, my little flapjacks

0:08:05 > 0:08:10and welcome to Bake Me A Star, with me, Dina Lady.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14And this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy. Say hello, Tommy.

0:08:14 > 0:08:15Hello, Tommy!

0:08:18 > 0:08:24Now, today, we asked our three home bakers to bake some fairy cakes.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Ooh, fairy cakes, my favourite.

0:08:26 > 0:08:28I've not had any breakfast

0:08:28 > 0:08:31just so I can be super-hungry when I taste them!

0:08:31 > 0:08:35- All right, calm down, my little jelly mould.- Sorry.

0:08:35 > 0:08:36Daft boy.

0:08:36 > 0:08:40And remember, we'll award this Bake Me A Star rosette

0:08:40 > 0:08:43to whoever has made the best fairy cake.

0:08:43 > 0:08:45How about that, eh?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Right, then, I'll have a little look.

0:08:47 > 0:08:51And I'll have a little taste.

0:08:51 > 0:08:55Now, I like these. All that icing and sprinkles. Mmm.

0:08:57 > 0:09:02Ah, right, now these are a type of fairy cakes called butterfly cakes.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04Very dainty.

0:09:06 > 0:09:11Oh, wow. And these are chocolate fairy cakes. Yum-tastic.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15Right, we've had a little look. I can't wait to have a little taste!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19But they've all gone!

0:09:19 > 0:09:24- And I so wanted to have a taste. - Oh! Tommy, you are a one.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28Now, I've just had a teeny, tiny taste

0:09:28 > 0:09:31and all of your fairy cakes were good.

0:09:31 > 0:09:34But not quite right.

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Thankfully, I've brought my own.

0:09:37 > 0:09:39Come along, dear, there we are.

0:09:39 > 0:09:45See? One perfect little fairy cake. Lovely.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47But hang on, that's not a fairy cake.

0:09:47 > 0:09:54And that means that first prize goes to...me! Ooh!

0:09:54 > 0:09:56That is a surprise!

0:09:56 > 0:10:00- Say goodbye, Tommy.- Goodbye, Tommy.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03See you next time, my little sugarplums.

0:10:10 > 0:10:13And now it's time for your giggles!

0:10:13 > 0:10:16- Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?- I don't know.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- Because he had no body to go with. - LAUGHTER

0:10:25 > 0:10:29# I am good Robin's minstrel And I always sing a song

0:10:29 > 0:10:33# I try to put good Robin right But he always gets it wrong. #

0:10:33 > 0:10:37Not today, minstrel, I'm going on a lovely walk with Maid Marian.

0:10:37 > 0:10:41And to impress her, I've knitted these fashionable new tights.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47Pink! It's the new green, don't you know?

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Quick! She's coming.

0:10:49 > 0:10:52Everything is perfect, nothing will spoil my day.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54So no singing. Got that?

0:10:54 > 0:10:56# Go-o-o-o-o-t that! #

0:10:56 > 0:10:59You ready for this walk, then?

0:10:59 > 0:11:01Er, what are you wearing?

0:11:01 > 0:11:04I thought you'd notice. Knitted these tights myself.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Cool, huh?

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Right. Come on, then.

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Oh, hold on. These tights are rather itchy.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25# Good Robin's planned A charming stroll

0:11:25 > 0:11:27# He's with his perfect match

0:11:27 > 0:11:30# There's just one tiny problem though

0:11:30 > 0:11:33- # An itch he needs to scratch. # - Shush!

0:11:33 > 0:11:37Reminding me about these itchy tights only makes them itchier.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39# Itchy tights, itchy tights

0:11:39 > 0:11:41# They've got an itchy prickle

0:11:41 > 0:11:43# Itchy tights, itchy tights

0:11:43 > 0:11:46# They really, really tickle. #

0:11:46 > 0:11:49Why have you stopped? I thought we were going for a walk.

0:11:49 > 0:11:55I was just, erm, ahhhh... Admiring the view.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02# Now something Robin wished He'd checked

0:12:02 > 0:12:07# Before he started stitching Was the type of wool he used

0:12:07 > 0:12:09- ALL:- # Cos these are really itching. #

0:12:09 > 0:12:13Stop going on about them! You're only making it worse.

0:12:13 > 0:12:17# Itchy tights, itchy tights They've got an itchy prickle

0:12:17 > 0:12:21# Itchy tights, itchy tights They really, really tickle. #

0:12:24 > 0:12:25SHE SIGHS

0:12:25 > 0:12:28I knew you wouldn't be able to keep up. That's it, I'm off.

0:12:28 > 0:12:34No, wait, Marian, don't go. Wait!

0:12:34 > 0:12:38# There is a way to stop the itch And nip it in the bud

0:12:38 > 0:12:43# Just find a squelchy puddle Full of steaming, soothing mud. #

0:12:43 > 0:12:46Marian, wait for me. Please!

0:12:46 > 0:12:48SQUELCHING

0:12:48 > 0:12:52- Oh! Oh, that's better.- I'm off.

0:12:53 > 0:12:56No! Marian, come back.

0:12:57 > 0:13:01# Itchy tights, itchy tights He's nipped them in the bud

0:13:01 > 0:13:05# Itchy tights, itchy tights Not so itchy with this mud

0:13:05 > 0:13:10# Not so itchy with this mu-u-u-u-u-u-d! #

0:13:10 > 0:13:13Oh, that minstrel's got to go.

0:13:15 > 0:13:21You've been watching Gigglebiz, my little cupcakes. Say goodbye, Tommy.

0:13:21 > 0:13:22Goodbye, Tommy.

0:13:22 > 0:13:25# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:25 > 0:13:28# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:28 > 0:13:30# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

0:13:33 > 0:13:36# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

0:13:36 > 0:13:39# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci

0:13:39 > 0:13:41# We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:41 > 0:13:44# But we'll be back again

0:13:44 > 0:13:46# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:46 > 0:13:49# Na-na, na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:13:49 > 0:13:52# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:52 > 0:13:54# Na-na na It's time to go

0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:57 > 0:14:00# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:14:00 > 0:14:03# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:14:03 > 0:14:07# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

0:14:07 > 0:14:08# Ho-ho! #