0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:15 > 0:00:16Ho-ho!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Coming up on Gigglebiz.
0:00:18 > 0:00:19DIY Dan.
0:00:20 > 0:00:21Rapids Johnson.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Dan Step.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26But first, it's Gail Force.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Hello there. I'm Gail Force, and I'm reporting live
0:00:33 > 0:00:35from some very important roadworks.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Now, I'm here with the lady in charge. Hello there.
0:00:39 > 0:00:40Now, tell me, what...?
0:00:40 > 0:00:43DRILLING DROWNS OUT GAIL
0:00:44 > 0:00:47- Sorry, could you repeat the question?- Yes, of course.
0:00:47 > 0:00:48These roadworks...
0:00:48 > 0:00:50DRILLING DROWNS OUT GAIL
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Sorry, what was that?
0:00:52 > 0:00:55DRILLING DROWNS OUT GAIL
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Excuse me.
0:00:59 > 0:01:00Excuse me.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Oi!
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Thank you. He's a lovely man.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Yes, these roadworks. Why is there such a delay on them?
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Well, you asked him to stop.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Well, yes, I did, didn't I?
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Carry on, will you?
0:01:20 > 0:01:23DRILLING
0:01:25 > 0:01:28DRILLING DROWNS OUT GAIL
0:01:33 > 0:01:36Haway, bairns. Keith Fitt here.
0:01:36 > 0:01:41Today, we're in Mrs Titherington's karate class. Champion!
0:01:41 > 0:01:45- I'm your star pupil, eh, Mrs T? - He is.
0:01:45 > 0:01:49- Thanks a lot for giving me my brand-new karate suit.- No problem.
0:01:49 > 0:01:52- Just let me know when you want a break.- Oh, right, will do.
0:01:52 > 0:01:56First, I'm going to show you some karate moves. Let's go to work.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59FLY BUZZES Hang on a minute.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03Oh, I say, Keith. That's very impressive.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Well, I haven't started yet, Mrs T. I was just shooing away a fly.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Right. Where were we?
0:02:09 > 0:02:12FLY BUZZES
0:02:13 > 0:02:17Oh, man. I think I'll need that break now, Mrs T.
0:02:17 > 0:02:20Phew. I'm exhausted. Oh, no, here it comes again.
0:02:22 > 0:02:23Oh, no.
0:02:26 > 0:02:27Ahem.
0:02:27 > 0:02:29And that's how you do karate.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Champion!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34You don't have another karate suit, do you?
0:02:34 > 0:02:39Oh, dear. Hello! Where are you?
0:02:39 > 0:02:40'Over here.'
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Over where?
0:02:41 > 0:02:42KLAXON
0:02:42 > 0:02:44Ooh. Ah. Hello there.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48I'm Professor Diddles... Urgh! I mean Middles... Ee!
0:02:48 > 0:02:51I mean Muddles. And welcome to my laboratory. Ta-da!
0:02:51 > 0:02:55You've caught me looking for something rather important.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58It's my latest invention. Hooray! Excuse me a moment.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01Where are you? I can't see you.
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- 'I'm on the shelf.'- Shelf? The whole laboratory's full of shelves.
0:03:04 > 0:03:08There's shelves over there and here and everywhere.
0:03:08 > 0:03:11Let's start with the UV shelf, shall we?
0:03:11 > 0:03:13Now. No. No.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16- 'No, the other shelf.'- Aiee!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Now, let's see, shall we? Ooh.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21I think this plant could do with a water. Whoops.
0:03:21 > 0:03:27- Oh! A-ha! There you are.- 'Hello, Professor Puddles. I mean, Muddles.'
0:03:27 > 0:03:32Ahem, yes. Well, allow me to introduce my latest invention.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34This is my very own smartphone. Ta-da!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37You may have seen one of these at home.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40It's a phone but it also does lots of other smart things,
0:03:40 > 0:03:44like faking totos... I mean taking photos.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48And, of course, wurfing the seb... Ee! I mean, surfing the web.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50But, I hear you cry, Professor Muddles,
0:03:50 > 0:03:53how smart can a smartphone really be?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55'Smarter than you, that's for sure.'
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Ahem, we'll see about.
0:03:57 > 0:04:01Right. Smartphone. First, photos.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03Let's take some cool souffles.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06- 'Selfies!'- Yes, I mean selfies.
0:04:06 > 0:04:10To upload to the old Professor Muddles monthly blog. Ha-ha.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Ah! Wait! No, no. Stop!
0:04:13 > 0:04:14No, I wasn't ready.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19- 'Uploading the silly selfie now.' - No, no. Don't do that.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- 'Silly selfie uploaded.' - Oh, dear!
0:04:22 > 0:04:26Of course this smartphone isn't really that smart.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29It can't do things like order a takeaway pizza.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30'Ordering pepperoni pizza.'
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Oh! Maybe it can actually order a pizza.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37And pepperoni is my favourite topping. Ha-ha.
0:04:37 > 0:04:40Well done, Smartphone. I do so love pizza.
0:04:40 > 0:04:44In fact, I think if I had 27 pizzas here right now I'd eat the lot.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- 'Ordering 27 pepperoni pizzas.' - No, I didn't mean...
0:04:47 > 0:04:49DING-DONG! Ooh. Doorbell.
0:04:49 > 0:04:52I wonder who that is? Probably mother.
0:04:52 > 0:04:56Ha-ha. Wow. How about that? 27 pepperoni pizzas.
0:04:56 > 0:04:59Ha-ha. Well done, Sm... Aiee!
0:05:01 > 0:05:05Oh, dear. My poor pepperoni pizzas!
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Oh, no.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10I've got tomato sauce all over my smartphone.
0:05:10 > 0:05:14- 'Instigating washing mechanism.' - What do you mean wa...?
0:05:14 > 0:05:17GURGLING Oh, dear.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19Oh. Argh. Aiee!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28It's Silly Time!
0:05:28 > 0:05:32SILLY MUSIC
0:05:47 > 0:05:55DRILLING DROWNS OUT GAIL
0:06:15 > 0:06:17'Problems with a dripping roof?'
0:06:22 > 0:06:23DRIP!
0:06:24 > 0:06:27'Don't want to get wet, do we?'
0:06:29 > 0:06:34'What you need is some guttering and pipes to help the water drain away.'
0:06:42 > 0:06:45'A DIY expert always turns to guttering and pipes
0:06:45 > 0:06:47'for a job like this.'
0:06:55 > 0:07:00'Soon you should have your guttering neatly in place.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02'Next, attach the pipes.'
0:07:15 > 0:07:18'With everything fixed neatly to the wall, water should flow
0:07:18 > 0:07:22'into the guttering and down the pipes to the bottom.
0:07:22 > 0:07:24'Why not give it a test?'
0:08:03 > 0:08:04'Job done.'
0:08:10 > 0:08:13And now it's time for your giggles.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16What kind of bow is hard to tie?
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- I don't know.- A rainbow.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Hello there. Gail Force here, still reporting live
0:08:25 > 0:08:28from the very important roadworks.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Now, let's speak to one of the work...
0:08:31 > 0:08:32DRILLING DROWNS OUT GAIL
0:08:35 > 0:08:37SHE WHISTLES
0:08:37 > 0:08:42- Oh. Now, this is John. Hello, John.- It's Jim.- Oh, sorry about that.
0:08:42 > 0:08:43This is Jason.
0:08:43 > 0:08:46And he's agreed to let me have a go with his drill.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49- Have I?- Yes.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53Now, of course, it's very important to have your safety goggles on
0:08:53 > 0:08:57and I'm going to put these headphones on like that. There we go.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00SHE SHOUTS: Wow. These really do block out the noise!
0:09:00 > 0:09:06- Yeah, you can hardly hear a thing. - Jim, I can hardly hear a thing!
0:09:06 > 0:09:10Now, don't try this at home. Would you? Thank you.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15DRILLING
0:09:28 > 0:09:32Oh, Bluebell. Stop licking my face, you silly dog.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Oh, sorry about that!
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Ahem. I'm Arthur Sleep, and here's the news. Now, in today's...
0:09:38 > 0:09:41DRIP! Hang on a minute. What's that?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Doreen, I think we've got a leak. It's dripping on my head.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Oh, Doreen. Hang on a minute, I'll use my mug.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50It's coming down here, look. I've got it. Where were we?
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Back to the news. Today... DRIP!
0:09:53 > 0:09:56Hang on a minute. There's another leak, Doreen!
0:09:56 > 0:10:00I thought we'd got the roof fixed. Oh, really! I don't know.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Doreen, there's water coming in everywhere. It's dripping everywhere.
0:10:04 > 0:10:08Bring more buckets. I mean, honestly. Doreen?
0:10:08 > 0:10:12Though, what's going on? Oh, I don't know.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15I'm trying to read the news here.
0:10:15 > 0:10:18DRIP-DRIP-DRIP! Oh, it's a wash-out.
0:10:23 > 0:10:28Hello. Sh. Hello. Rapids Johnson here.
0:10:28 > 0:10:30Today I'm on the trail of the Rainy Bear.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33It only ever comes out when it rains.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36As you can see, I've got my wet-weather gear on
0:10:36 > 0:10:40and my special camouflage bear-spotting brolly. Ha-ha.
0:10:40 > 0:10:44All I have to do is wait for it to rain. Simple.
0:10:46 > 0:10:47- Hang on a minute.- Yippee!
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Oh, no, would you look at that. No sign of rain.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55How am I going to see the Rainy Bear if it isn't actually raining?
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Honestly.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01I know, I'll check the forecast and see if there's any rain later.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04I've got the old smartphone here.
0:11:04 > 0:11:10Hello? Rapids here. Is it going to rain? Right. Uh-huh. No. Uh-huh. Yes.
0:11:10 > 0:11:16Goodbye. Oh, dear. No, it's going to be dry all day. That's a real shame.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19It looks like I may never get to see this amazing creature
0:11:19 > 0:11:24dancing in the rain. Oh... What am I going to do...?
0:11:24 > 0:11:29Oh! Look, it's started raining and still no sign of the Rainy Bear.
0:11:29 > 0:11:34Oh, well, I'll find that bear or my name's not Rapids...
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Johnson.
0:11:36 > 0:11:38Johnson. Keep 'em peeled.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41I can see why the bear dances, actually, in the rain.
0:11:41 > 0:11:46It's quite fun. Ha-ha! Rapids dancing. Ha-ha!
0:11:46 > 0:11:47Ooh, I like this.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51JAZZ MUSIC
0:12:50 > 0:12:52CHEERING
0:12:52 > 0:12:54WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:00 > 0:13:03WIND AND RAIN
0:13:15 > 0:13:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:22 > 0:13:27You've been watching Gigglebiz. Hooray. Goodbye.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:29 > 0:13:32# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:32 > 0:13:35# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:35 > 0:13:37# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:37 > 0:13:40# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:40 > 0:13:42# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci
0:13:42 > 0:13:45# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:45 > 0:13:48# But we'll be back again
0:13:48 > 0:13:50# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:50 > 0:13:53# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:53 > 0:13:56# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:56 > 0:13:58# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:58 > 0:14:01# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:14:01 > 0:14:04# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:14:04 > 0:14:06# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:14:06 > 0:14:09# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:14:11 > 0:14:12# Ho-ho! #