0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:15 > 0:00:16Ho-ho!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Coming up on Gigglebiz...
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Humphrey,
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Nana Knickerbocker,
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Rapids Johnson,
0:00:24 > 0:00:27but, first, it's Keith Fitt.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33IN GEORDIE ACCENT: Yeah, way. Keith Fitt, here.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36And welcome to Keith Fitt - It's A Record, Man.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42OK, bairns. Now, today I'm going to attempt to juggle
0:00:42 > 0:00:45the most teddy bears ever.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Champion! And these are my two judges over here.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Now, it is a given. I mean, you've even written it down here.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03I've been juggling teddies for over 20 years. So, I know how to juggle.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07Right, Keith, you've got to juggle as many teddies as possible. OK?
0:01:07 > 0:01:12- Let's get juggling. - In three, two, one... Begin!
0:01:12 > 0:01:14WHISTLE BLOWS
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Yeah, way, man. Here we go.
0:01:16 > 0:01:19I'll start off with three. Oh, skills. Juggling skills.
0:01:19 > 0:01:21Let's do the rest of them. Here we go...
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Huh, huh, huh. He-he, huh huh...
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Away, man. Skills! Whoo hoo!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31That way. Champion!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34OK, bairns. Let's see how I got on.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39So, did I break the world record?
0:01:40 > 0:01:43- No, Keith.- Sorry, Keith.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48And that's how you juggle teddies. Champion!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02CALMING MUSIC
0:02:07 > 0:02:11CLOWN MUSIC
0:03:39 > 0:03:42SOOTHING MUSIC
0:03:50 > 0:03:51HE YAWNS
0:03:55 > 0:03:57HE SNORES
0:04:01 > 0:04:03HE SNORES LOUDLY
0:04:27 > 0:04:30Avast, Captain Crackers,
0:04:30 > 0:04:33we've been marooned for months on this desert island.
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Not a living soul for thousands of miles
0:04:36 > 0:04:39and we've run out of food and drink.
0:04:39 > 0:04:42- SQUAWKS - Ooh...
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Ha-hargh! Look, Captain Crackers. Provisions have arrived.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48We're saved! Ha-hargh.
0:04:48 > 0:04:52Can I have somes of your cake? Ha-hargh.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57SQUAWKING
0:04:59 > 0:05:03- Knock, knock.- Who's there? - One.- One who?
0:05:03 > 0:05:05No, it's one, TWO!
0:05:05 > 0:05:06THEY CHUCKLE.
0:05:10 > 0:05:11COCKEREL CROWS
0:05:11 > 0:05:14# La-la-la-lala-la la-a-a-a
0:05:14 > 0:05:17# La-la-la-lala-la l-o-o-o. #
0:05:17 > 0:05:22Ho-ho. The sun is shining, the birds are singing.
0:05:22 > 0:05:26And Nana's panto farm shop is looking wonderful.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Isn't it, everybody?
0:05:29 > 0:05:33- Sure is, Nana.- Oh, it's a tough crowd here. Must be a matinee.
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- Ooh! Here comes a customer. - Oh, hello.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- I'd like two pints of milk, please. - Yes, of course.
0:05:40 > 0:05:41We get our fresh milk from our cow...
0:05:41 > 0:05:44- MOO - ..Daisy.
0:05:44 > 0:05:48Don't mind her, everybody. She just gets a bit MOODY!
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Hah! MOODY! - DAISY MOOS
0:05:51 > 0:05:56- You can help yourself. - Me? I can't milk a cow.
0:05:56 > 0:06:01Oh, all right. Dandini, come on, get milking. That's it.
0:06:01 > 0:06:05- No way.- Why not?- Because Daisy doesn't like being milked.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Oh, yes, she does.
0:06:07 > 0:06:09DAISY MOOS
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Oh, no, she doesn't. - Oh, yes, she does.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15Oh, no, she doesn't.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19- Well, come on. Join in. - TOGETHER:- Oh, yes, she does.
0:06:19 > 0:06:24- Look, I just want two pints of milk. - Oh, all right. I'll do it.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27- Come here. Daisy! No! - DAISY MOOS
0:06:27 > 0:06:30After her, everybody. Hurry up, come on. Come here, you.
0:06:32 > 0:06:33DAISY MOOS
0:06:37 > 0:06:39CHICKENS CLUCK
0:06:39 > 0:06:41CRASH
0:06:43 > 0:06:44DAISY MOOS
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Stop. Stop, Daisy. Stop all this running around.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55We're exhausted. Now, look, all we want is some milk.
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Otherwise, this lovely lady won't have any milk for her cornflakes.
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Aww... Well, come on. It's worse than that.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05- TOGETHER: Awww.- Well, join in.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08- ALL: Awww...- Yes.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12Ooh... What's Daisy up to?
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Oh, of course. There you are.
0:07:18 > 0:07:22- Fresh milk, ice-cold, straight from the cow.- Thanks.
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Oh, I do love a happy ending.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Take a bow, everyone. Good show, good show.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Keep smiling, keep smiling.
0:07:32 > 0:07:33DAISY MOOS
0:07:33 > 0:07:36And now it's time for your giggles.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Why was the man running round his bed?- I don't know.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43Because he wanted to catch up with his sleep.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44THEY LAUGH
0:07:47 > 0:07:48DRUM ROLL
0:07:50 > 0:07:52Hey!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54Hey!
0:07:55 > 0:07:57HE YAWNS
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- ALL:- Hey!
0:08:06 > 0:08:08CIRCUS MUSIC
0:08:23 > 0:08:24BOING!
0:08:26 > 0:08:27Hey!
0:08:39 > 0:08:41HE YAWNS
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Hey!
0:08:45 > 0:08:47FANFARE
0:08:50 > 0:08:53BOING!
0:08:53 > 0:08:54Hey!
0:08:59 > 0:09:00HE SNORES
0:09:10 > 0:09:12DRUM ROLL
0:09:17 > 0:09:19FANFARE
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Hey!
0:09:41 > 0:09:43TOGETHER: Hey!
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Hey...
0:09:47 > 0:09:50HE SNORES
0:09:50 > 0:09:52It's silly time!
0:10:13 > 0:10:15MUSIC: If You Go Down To The Woods Today
0:10:15 > 0:10:19- Delicious.- SHOUTING:- Oh, hello.
0:10:19 > 0:10:24Shh... (Hello.) Rapids Johnson, here. And I'm deep in the forest
0:10:24 > 0:10:27on the trail of the famous bedtime bear.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30HE YAWNS
0:10:30 > 0:10:34Sorry about that. Now, this bear only comes out after dark.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36So, I need to stay awake
0:10:36 > 0:10:39if I'm to catch a glimpse of this beautiful nocturnal creature.
0:10:39 > 0:10:44And, of course, old Rapido has brought plenty of supplies.
0:10:44 > 0:10:46Let's take a look, shall we? First of all
0:10:46 > 0:10:49we have a huge mountain of bickies. Delicious.
0:10:49 > 0:10:52I have my torch. Essential.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54And then... Agh!
0:10:54 > 0:10:56You gave me a fright.
0:10:56 > 0:11:00Don't worry, everyone. It's just my old teddy bear. This is William.
0:11:00 > 0:11:03- Say hello, Will. - IN FUNNY VOICE:- Hello! Shh...
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- HE WHISPERS:- Hello.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07Right, shouldn't have to wait long.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10We just need to stay awake long enough to see the...
0:11:10 > 0:11:12HE SNORES
0:11:18 > 0:11:20MUSIC: If You Go Down To The Woods Today
0:11:20 > 0:11:23BEDTIME BEAR CHUCKLES
0:11:24 > 0:11:25Shh.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29Yum!
0:11:32 > 0:11:34- HE BITES NOISILY - Wah! Whoa.
0:11:34 > 0:11:38What is it? En garde. Oh, sorry about that.
0:11:38 > 0:11:40Must have nodded off for a second.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43I know, I'll have a lovely warm drink and a bickie.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46Don't want to risk missing the bedtime bear, do we?
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Lovely. Mm...delicious.
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Now, I'll just... Oh, thank you very much.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- How civilised.- You're welcome.
0:11:55 > 0:11:58Right, as I was saying, the most important thing
0:11:58 > 0:12:01is to stay wide awake, because we don't...
0:12:01 > 0:12:03HE SNORES
0:12:07 > 0:12:09RAPIDS CHUCKLES
0:12:09 > 0:12:12I do love you, Teddy. Good old Will.
0:12:14 > 0:12:18I'll find that bear, or my name is not...
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Rapids...
0:12:20 > 0:12:22Johnson.
0:12:22 > 0:12:26That's right, Johnson. Good teddy. I do love you.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31THEY SNORE
0:12:33 > 0:12:35And we wish the Chapmans all the best
0:12:35 > 0:12:38for their 50th wedding anniversary. Wonderful times.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40And that's it for today.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44I'm Arthur Sleep and this is Sir Tedward Bearheart
0:12:44 > 0:12:46And since it's the end of the show,
0:12:46 > 0:12:49well, it's time to go home and get some sleep.
0:12:49 > 0:12:53- Say good night, Teddy. - IN TEDDY'S VOICE:- Good night.
0:12:53 > 0:12:56Night, Doreen. Would you lock up for me? Take care.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:01 > 0:13:04# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:04 > 0:13:06# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:06 > 0:13:09# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:09 > 0:13:12# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:12 > 0:13:15- # Farewell, TTFN - Arrivederci
0:13:15 > 0:13:17# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:17 > 0:13:20# But we'll be back again
0:13:20 > 0:13:22# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:22 > 0:13:25# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:25 > 0:13:28# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:33 > 0:13:36# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:13:43 > 0:13:44Ho-ho!