0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:14Na-na na-na na-na Here we go!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Ho-ho!
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Coming up on Gigglebiz...
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Enrique Pasadoble...
0:00:20 > 0:00:21Rapids Johnson...
0:00:21 > 0:00:23Nana Knickerbocker.
0:00:23 > 0:00:26But first, it's DIY Dan.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40'Does your pet dog need a new home?
0:00:40 > 0:00:43'How about building them a kennel?
0:00:43 > 0:00:46'First, you need a good solid base for your kennel.'
0:00:46 > 0:00:48WOOF! WOOF!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52CRASH!
0:00:55 > 0:00:58'Make that base nice and comfortable for your dog.'
0:01:02 > 0:01:04SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09'And ensure your dog is well fed while you work.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14'Next, add the walls.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25'Make sure the walls are hammered in nice and securely.'
0:01:35 > 0:01:36CRASH!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43'Now the walls are secure,
0:01:43 > 0:01:45'carefully attach the roof.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09'Now your kennel is finished,
0:02:09 > 0:02:12'your dog can move into his new home.'
0:02:18 > 0:02:21'If you've forgotten the door, don't worry.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23'You just need to make one.'
0:02:23 > 0:02:24RUFF!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34RUFF! RUFF!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37'Job done.'
0:02:52 > 0:02:55Hello there. I'm half asleep and here's the news...
0:02:55 > 0:02:5725 fish have been found... PHONE RINGS
0:02:57 > 0:03:00Oh, hang on a minute. Excuse me.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Hello? Yep. I know, I am reading the news. Yeah, now!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07All right, then. Call you back later. Bye-bye.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Sorry about that.
0:03:12 > 0:03:13I'm all right.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18JAZZY MUSIC PLAYS
0:03:18 > 0:03:19APPLAUSE
0:03:33 > 0:03:34WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
0:03:57 > 0:03:59WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Ho-ho! Ha-ha-harr!
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Right then, Captain Crackers,
0:04:53 > 0:04:55let's shop till we drop...anchor.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56He-he.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58Ay, what be this?
0:04:58 > 0:05:00"No dogs allowed?"
0:05:00 > 0:05:05Well, you'll be all right, Captain Crackers. Aharr! Onward.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06Wait a second, what's this?
0:05:06 > 0:05:08"No parrots allowed?"
0:05:08 > 0:05:13Oh, dear, scuppered again, Captain Crackers. Never mind.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15You perch there
0:05:15 > 0:05:19and I'll find you the finest bag of birdseed treasure can buy.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23Ah-ha-harr! Right then, aisle 15, I think.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25SQUAWK!
0:05:25 > 0:05:27SQUAWK!
0:05:27 > 0:05:30And now it's time for your giggles.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33- What pet can make music? - I don't know.
0:05:33 > 0:05:35A trum-pet.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Hmm, let me think...
0:05:42 > 0:05:43Ah-ha!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Equals X.
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Another game to me!
0:05:47 > 0:05:49That's 73 games to zero.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Better luck next time, Bobo.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Oh, hello there!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56I'm Professor Muddles and welcome to my laboratory.
0:05:56 > 0:06:01Now today, we're going to answer another important scientific question
0:06:01 > 0:06:04How do you help a spider get out of the bath tub?
0:06:04 > 0:06:08Well, first we need a spider and, as luck would have it,
0:06:08 > 0:06:10I have my very own spet pider...
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Eee! I mean, pet spider.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Say hello to Archimedes.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18Oh, what a little cutie.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Wave hello, Archimedes.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22Ah-ha-ha-ha.
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Next, we need a bath tub.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26Ta-da!
0:06:26 > 0:06:30I must remember to plumb this back into my bathroom later on. It...
0:06:30 > 0:06:32TOILET FLUSHES
0:06:32 > 0:06:33Whoops. Ah-ahem.
0:06:33 > 0:06:36Now, first I'm going to place Archimedes into the bath.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38There you go, old fella.
0:06:38 > 0:06:40Lovely and comfy there.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Now, once the spider is in the bath,
0:06:42 > 0:06:47they find it very hard to climb up the smooth sides.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49And this is why they get trapped.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53Now, Archimedes, would you please demonstrate?
0:06:53 > 0:06:56Ah-ahem. In your own time, Archimedes.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01Sorry about that. He can be a bit cheeky.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05Ah! Look, he's making his way up the side of the bath.
0:07:05 > 0:07:10Oh, dear. And down the spout he goes, or, indeed, the bath.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14Thank you, Archimedes, for that scientific demonstration.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17So, how do you get a spider out of the bath?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Well, by using this...
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Eureka! It's the spider bath ladder.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26This little ladder simply hooks onto the side of the bath
0:07:26 > 0:07:30and the trapped spider can climb out using the ladder.
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Right. Attach the ladder to the bath, like so.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34There we are.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37And now Archimedes can use it to climb out.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39Go on...
0:07:39 > 0:07:42Oh, no! Wait! Where's he gone? That's odd.
0:07:42 > 0:07:46Oh, dear. I wonder where that spider's gone. Most strange.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48So, what have we learned today?
0:07:48 > 0:07:50Well, it seems that spiders
0:07:50 > 0:07:53CAN get out of the bath on their own after all.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56Plus, they're good at hiding from their owners.
0:07:56 > 0:07:57Archimedes, where are you?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59You haven't seen him, have you? No.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Oh, well. I'm Professor Muddles. Goodbye!
0:08:04 > 0:08:07BIRDS CHIRP
0:08:43 > 0:08:47And now it's over to Keith Fitt for the sports report.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50Keith, what on earth are you doing, lad?
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Well, we are...
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Well, as you can see, I'm standing on one leg, man.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57- Let's see, now. - WATCH BEEPS
0:08:57 > 0:09:00That's three minutes 25 seconds already.
0:09:00 > 0:09:03You see, I'm trying to beat the world record
0:09:03 > 0:09:05for standing on one leg. Ho-ho.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09Arthur, can you tell me what the record is, please?
0:09:09 > 0:09:12All right. I'll just look that one up for you, Keith.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Let's have a look.
0:09:14 > 0:09:18It says here that the world record for standing on one leg is...
0:09:18 > 0:09:2076 hours and 40 minutes.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24What, man? Oh, no, that's blown that one.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26OK, I'll try to beat the record
0:09:26 > 0:09:29for standing on, well, two feet.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Start the stop watch. - WATCH BEEPS
0:09:37 > 0:09:39Still touching.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Champion.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Ha-harr.
0:09:43 > 0:09:49Arr, this be a fine ship you've commandeered, Captain Crackers.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50Let's go!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Ha-harr. Excuse me,
0:09:55 > 0:09:59could you tell me where the biscuits are?
0:09:59 > 0:10:00Oh, thank ye.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10Hello! Ssh. (Hello).
0:10:10 > 0:10:11Rapids Johnson here.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14Now, there's been a bit of a disaster.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18I've only gone and lost my hat. Oh, Rapids, you are a one!
0:10:18 > 0:10:21Real shame, actually, because I'm pretty sure
0:10:21 > 0:10:24I was close to finally spotting a bear when I lost it.
0:10:24 > 0:10:27In fact, I was SO close, I could actually smell it.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Nothing there now.
0:10:29 > 0:10:34The important thing is to retrace my steps and find my hat. This way!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Now, I definitely came from over here,
0:10:36 > 0:10:39because I remember this brown tree vividly.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41Come on!
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Or was it THAT brown tree?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Or maybe that one over there?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Confusing stuff, eh?
0:10:47 > 0:10:52Still, I can't help feeling my hat must be close by.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55Oh, it looks like I'm never going to find it.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57Hang on a minute.
0:10:57 > 0:11:01Oh, Rapids, what have you done? That's a turn up.
0:11:01 > 0:11:05It must have been on my head the WHOLE time. Silly me.
0:11:05 > 0:11:09Well, better get back to looking for bears or my name's not Rapids...
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- Johnson. - Johnson. Keep them peeled. Come on!
0:11:14 > 0:11:15Ooh! Another tree!
0:11:15 > 0:11:18Oh, the woods.
0:11:18 > 0:11:19COCKEREL CROWS
0:11:19 > 0:11:21# La-la-la-la la-la-la-la. #
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Ho-ho!
0:11:23 > 0:11:26Cabbages, cabbages, so many cabbages.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30I just don't know how we're going to sell them all.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33# Dandi-i-ini-i-i! #
0:11:34 > 0:11:37You'll think of a way, Nana. You always do.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40Here comes a customer now. How can we help you?
0:11:40 > 0:11:41- I'd like some...- Cabbages.
0:11:41 > 0:11:44Yes, of course. We've got plenty here.
0:11:44 > 0:11:47- Er, no. Carrots, please. - Carrots?
0:11:47 > 0:11:49Yes. To make a carrot cake.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Are you sure you don't want to make a cabbage cake?
0:11:53 > 0:11:56Quite sure. I'd like some carrots, please.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Oh, carrots it is, then.
0:11:58 > 0:12:01You're lucky that Dobbin's not here.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04- Dobbin? Who's Dobbin? - Dobbin the horse.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Yes, if Dobbin were here, he'd eat the lot.
0:12:07 > 0:12:09I think you'll find he's behind you.
0:12:09 > 0:12:12Oh, right, we're going into the big routine. Er, you what?
0:12:12 > 0:12:16- He's behind you. - Ooh. Oh, no, he isn't.
0:12:16 > 0:12:21- Oh, yes, he is. - Everyone, oh, no, he isn't.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Yes, he is. And he's got my carrots.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26Oh, no, Dandini! What are we going to do?
0:12:26 > 0:12:28Quick, after him!
0:12:28 > 0:12:30I need to sell cabbages, not carrots.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34HORSE NEIGHS
0:12:42 > 0:12:46- I wouldn't go in there if I were you. Dobbins...- Got my carrots!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49- No, he's baking.- Er, yes.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51A carrot cake for you.
0:12:51 > 0:12:53What a clever Dobbin.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Would you like a cabbage with it?
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Go on, then.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Delicious.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03- Thank you. - Oh, I do love a happy ending!
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Take a bow, everyone.
0:13:05 > 0:13:06Lovely show.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11- You've been watching... - Gigglebiz.
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Thank you. Goodbye.
0:13:13 > 0:13:16# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:16 > 0:13:18# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:18 > 0:13:21# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go
0:13:24 > 0:13:26# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:26 > 0:13:29# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci
0:13:29 > 0:13:31# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:31 > 0:13:34# But we'll be back again
0:13:34 > 0:13:37# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:37 > 0:13:39# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:39 > 0:13:42# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:42 > 0:13:45# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:45 > 0:13:47# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:47 > 0:13:50# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:50 > 0:13:53# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:53 > 0:13:55# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:13:57 > 0:13:59Ho-ho!