Episode 20

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

0:00:15 > 0:00:16Ho-ho!

0:00:16 > 0:00:20Coming up on Gigglebiz, some of my favourite giggles.

0:00:20 > 0:00:23With Gail Force, Will Singalot,

0:00:23 > 0:00:25but first it's Ann Teak.

0:00:53 > 0:00:57You could try selling it at the car boot sale.

0:00:57 > 0:00:58Nye-xt.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01- Oh, hello there, and you are? - It's Mr Jellicoe.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04I've got something pretty interesting here

0:01:04 > 0:01:06and maybe rather valuable.

0:01:06 > 0:01:09I'll be the judge of that, Mr Jellymould.

0:01:09 > 0:01:13I am the expert. Let's take a look, shall we? Oh, well, I, um...

0:01:17 > 0:01:22Yes, no. This is just an old football. It's worthless. Next.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26No, these are actually antique bowling balls.

0:01:26 > 0:01:31Oh, well, I must admit I do enjoy an evening at the bowling alley,

0:01:31 > 0:01:32Mr Jellywobble.

0:01:32 > 0:01:36These bowling balls were played with by Sir Francis Drake

0:01:36 > 0:01:39on Plymouth Hoe before he defeated the Spanish Armada.

0:01:39 > 0:01:43I say, Mr Jellywobble, I think these could be genuine bowling balls.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45May I try them out?

0:01:45 > 0:01:49Please, do be careful, these bowling balls are over 400 years old.

0:01:49 > 0:01:53I'll be very careful. Here we go.

0:01:53 > 0:01:58- Please, don't do that. - Just warming up.

0:01:58 > 0:02:01SHE GRUNTS

0:02:01 > 0:02:02I'm just a little rusty.

0:02:04 > 0:02:06Oh, no, please, don't.

0:02:09 > 0:02:11SHE LAUGHS

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Did you see that? Get in!

0:02:14 > 0:02:17They don't call me Ten Pins Teak for nothing.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20Oo-oo-oo-ooh!

0:02:20 > 0:02:23In fact, if you want advice, I think they're very valuable.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26Although they do have a few chips on them.

0:02:26 > 0:02:30I would go and get them and look after them. Next.

0:02:30 > 0:02:33I wonder if there's a sandwich in here.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49# La-la la-la la La-la la-la la-la. #

0:02:56 > 0:02:59Ah, ah-choo!

0:03:00 > 0:03:02BUTTERFLY LAUGHS

0:03:04 > 0:03:10Growl, growl! Stalk, pounce. Various foraging for nuts and honey.

0:03:10 > 0:03:15Surprise, hello! Rapids Johnson here and today I'm hoping to find

0:03:15 > 0:03:20the lesser spotted copying bear using this very clever bear disguise.

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Or, as I call it, a bearsie.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27Now, let's just check myself out in this mirror and see how I look.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30There we are, Rapids, looking good.

0:03:30 > 0:03:34Now, in order to fool the bear, my disguise has to be perfect

0:03:34 > 0:03:39and that's why I've got this mirror so I can practise some bear moves.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Let's take another look, shall we?

0:03:42 > 0:03:45OK, there we are, Rapids, fantastic.

0:03:45 > 0:03:49I look exactly like the lesser spotted copying bear.

0:03:49 > 0:03:52Now, let's see if I can walk like him. Here we go.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Stalking along.

0:03:54 > 0:03:59Wow! It's like I'm looking at a natural lesser spotted copying bear,

0:03:59 > 0:04:04it's uncanny. I feel like I could actually reach out and touch him.

0:04:04 > 0:04:09You know, it's strange, this disguise is so good I'm amazed that

0:04:09 > 0:04:14a lesser spotted copying bear doesn't come to say hello. Hello.

0:04:16 > 0:04:21- Never mind. I'll find those bears or my name's not Rapids...- Johnson.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Johnson. Keep them peeled.

0:04:27 > 0:04:29It's silly time.

0:04:49 > 0:04:52NEWS JINGLE PLAYS

0:04:52 > 0:04:56Hey! And now we go over to Gail Force. Gail.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58Thank you, Arthur.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Hello there, I'm Gail Force

0:05:01 > 0:05:06and I'm here with this lovely choir from Gigglegreen Primary School.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10Now, they've been selected for a national choir competition.

0:05:10 > 0:05:12Hurray!

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Is that right?- They have indeed.

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Oh, how exciting!

0:05:17 > 0:05:21And I believe that you're all very happy about it, aren't you?

0:05:21 > 0:05:25# If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. #

0:05:25 > 0:05:26Oh.

0:05:26 > 0:05:28# If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. #

0:05:28 > 0:05:30Oh, I love this one.

0:05:30 > 0:05:35- HIGH PITCHED:- # Happy and you know it, really want to show it

0:05:35 > 0:05:38# Happy, happy, happy Clap your hands. #

0:05:38 > 0:05:40Hurray! Oh, wonderful.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44There's nothing like the feeling of a group all singing together

0:05:44 > 0:05:47in perfect harmony. Is there, Mrs Thompson?

0:05:47 > 0:05:48- There isn't, no.- No.

0:05:48 > 0:05:52Now, do you have a favourite song that you'd like to sing

0:05:52 > 0:05:54- with the choir? - Yes, we do, actually.

0:05:54 > 0:05:57Mine's always the one about, you know,

0:05:57 > 0:06:00all the animals in the jungle, the lion. Yes.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02- How did that go? - I'm not really sure that I...

0:06:02 > 0:06:08# In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight. #

0:06:08 > 0:06:12- Yes, that was it.- Perhaps we should sing our competition entry.

0:06:12 > 0:06:18# In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight. #

0:06:18 > 0:06:22# Twinkle, twinkle, little star

0:06:22 > 0:06:29- # Ee-e-e-oh-mum-oh-weh - How I wonder what you are

0:06:29 > 0:06:32- # Ee-e-e-oh - Up above the world so high

0:06:32 > 0:06:36- # Mum-oh-weh - Like a diamond... #

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Oh.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42# Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

0:06:42 > 0:06:45# Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweeeh

0:06:45 > 0:06:52# Ee-e-e-oh-mum-oh-weh. #

0:06:52 > 0:06:54Oh.

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Looking for a place to store your mugs?

0:07:04 > 0:07:06MUGS SMASH

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Then build a mug tree.

0:07:11 > 0:07:14To make a mug tree, you need a circular base...

0:07:19 > 0:07:21..and some thin pieces of wood.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28All you need now is some glue.

0:07:33 > 0:07:38Any old bits of wood will do to make a mug tree.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42Now, simply glue one of the bigger pieces to the base.

0:08:01 > 0:08:05Next, add the branches of your tree.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14In no time at all, your mug tree is complete.

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Now, you can start hanging your mugs.

0:08:25 > 0:08:26MUG SMASHES

0:08:32 > 0:08:33MUG SMASHES

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Store your mug tree on the shelf.

0:08:50 > 0:08:51Job done.

0:08:53 > 0:08:55Smashing!

0:09:02 > 0:09:06Oh, dear, Captain Crackers. Looks like we're doomed!

0:09:06 > 0:09:11Greybeard's going to make us walk the plank. All right, Greybeard.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15I'm going to jump into the raging sea. Here I go. Arr!

0:09:16 > 0:09:21What? Ha-ha! We're saved, Captain Crackers. Dry land.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24Take that, Greybeard.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Thank ye. Provisions.

0:09:26 > 0:09:27PARROT SQUAWKS

0:09:31 > 0:09:34NEWS JINGLE PLAYS

0:09:34 > 0:09:37SNORING

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Get comfortable.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46Oh, dear. That's better.

0:09:48 > 0:09:51PHONE RINGS Ah!

0:09:53 > 0:09:55And now it's time for your giggles.

0:09:55 > 0:10:00- What's a cow's favourite place to go?- I don't know.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02The Moovies!

0:10:05 > 0:10:08MUSIC: Greensleeves

0:10:14 > 0:10:18# I am good Robin's minstrel and I always sing a song

0:10:18 > 0:10:22# I try to put good Robin right but he always gets it wrong. #

0:10:22 > 0:10:25Out of my way, minstrel. Maid Marian is in trouble

0:10:25 > 0:10:29and I, brave, brilliant Robin Hood must save her.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36- Stop, Marian. - Robin, I need to go that way.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39But beware, the slime-spitting frogs.

0:10:41 > 0:10:43Slime-spitting frogs?

0:10:43 > 0:10:46The point is, the bog's full of them.

0:10:46 > 0:10:49During the day, they're all sleep. Listen.

0:10:49 > 0:10:50SNORING

0:10:50 > 0:10:52FROGS RIBBIT

0:10:52 > 0:10:55- So, what's the problem? - If you wake the frogs,

0:10:55 > 0:10:59you'll be slimed like you've never been slimed before.

0:10:59 > 0:11:04But never fear, just follow me through the bog. Very quietly.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08And no singing, got that?

0:11:08 > 0:11:10# Got that. #

0:11:14 > 0:11:18# Brave Robin knows there's danger snoozing in this swampy bog

0:11:18 > 0:11:23# So we must keep our voices down Don't wake the slimy frogs

0:11:23 > 0:11:26# The frogs, the frogs The slimy frogs

0:11:26 > 0:11:28# Don't wake the slimy frogs. #

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Oi!

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Quiet.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35SNORING FROGS RIBBIT

0:11:35 > 0:11:38Thankfully, I think, they're all still asleep.

0:11:38 > 0:11:41Follow me once more, fair maid.

0:11:41 > 0:11:44And remember, watch where you put your big feet.

0:11:49 > 0:11:54# Good job he's wearing dainty shoes and not a pair of clogs

0:11:54 > 0:11:58# Cos if he made a clippety-clop he'd wake the slimy frogs

0:11:58 > 0:12:00- # Oh! # - Ssh!

0:12:00 > 0:12:03# The frogs, the frogs The slimy frogs

0:12:03 > 0:12:04# Don't wake the slimy frogs. #

0:12:04 > 0:12:05No!

0:12:05 > 0:12:09# The frogs, the frogs, the slimy frogs, don't wake the slimy frogs. #

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Quiet! Stop that, you...silly men!

0:12:12 > 0:12:15FROGS CROAK

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Er, Robin? What's that noise?

0:12:18 > 0:12:21It's the slime-spitting frogs.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23They're awake.

0:12:36 > 0:12:41So, who was going to get us across without being slimed?

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Ah, now, technically I did get you across.

0:12:44 > 0:12:48Surely that deserves a reward. Perhaps a little kiss?

0:12:48 > 0:12:52Ew, frankly I'd rather kiss the frogs.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54- I'm off.- No!

0:12:56 > 0:13:00# The frogs, the frogs, the slimy frogs, she'd rather kiss the frogs

0:13:00 > 0:13:02# The frogs, the frogs the slimy frogs

0:13:02 > 0:13:06# She'd rather kiss the frogs

0:13:06 > 0:13:07# Ribbit! #

0:13:07 > 0:13:10That minstrel's got to go.

0:13:14 > 0:13:18You've been watching Gigglebiz, shipmates. Har-harr!

0:13:18 > 0:13:21# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:21 > 0:13:24# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:24 > 0:13:26# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:26 > 0:13:29# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

0:13:29 > 0:13:31# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye

0:13:31 > 0:13:35# Farewell, TTFN, arrivederci

0:13:35 > 0:13:37# We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:37 > 0:13:40# But we'll be back again

0:13:40 > 0:13:42# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:42 > 0:13:45# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:13:45 > 0:13:48# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:48 > 0:13:50# Na-na na It's time to go

0:13:50 > 0:13:53# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:53 > 0:13:56# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:56 > 0:13:58# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:58 > 0:14:01# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

0:14:03 > 0:14:04Ho-ho!