Episode 21

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:10 > 0:00:14# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Ho-ho!

0:00:16 > 0:00:19Coming up on Gigglebiz - Dina Lady,

0:00:19 > 0:00:21Captain Adorable,

0:00:21 > 0:00:24Professor Muddles.

0:00:24 > 0:00:27But first, it's Rapids Johnson.

0:00:31 > 0:00:33Hello! Sh!

0:00:33 > 0:00:39Hello. Rapids Johnson here and this is my best plan yet.

0:00:39 > 0:00:44A jar of honey - hooray! You see, bears just love honey.

0:00:44 > 0:00:49All I have to do is wait and I'm sure to spot the famous honey bear.

0:00:49 > 0:00:52Now, I could be here for hours before the bear shows up,

0:00:52 > 0:00:55so it's important to be prepared

0:00:55 > 0:00:58and here I have a honey sandwich for my lunch.

0:00:58 > 0:01:04Delicious! Bears aren't the only ones who love honey. Mmm! Yummy!

0:01:04 > 0:01:08Oh, Rapids, what are you thinking? There's work to do.

0:01:08 > 0:01:13Let's spot the honey bear then eat later. Right, here we go.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17Hmm, well, won't be long now.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Those bears can no doubt smell the honey.

0:01:20 > 0:01:24- I bet there's a bear here...- Mmm! - ..very, very soon.

0:01:24 > 0:01:27I tell you what, it's hungry work, this.

0:01:27 > 0:01:32I think it's time for a sandwich. Hang on a minute! What's going on?

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Who's eaten my honey sandwich? Well, it can't have gone far.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37Excuse me.

0:01:40 > 0:01:44Never mind, I'll make another honey sarnie with the honey from the ja...

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Whoa! That's gone too!

0:01:47 > 0:01:51Oh, Rapids. Well, it must have been the wood pigeons or something.

0:01:51 > 0:01:59- Ah, well, I'll find that honey bear or my name's not Rapids..- Johnson!

0:01:59 > 0:02:02..Johnson. Keep 'em peeled.

0:02:06 > 0:02:07RATTLING

0:02:07 > 0:02:09LOW RUSTLING

0:02:16 > 0:02:18SQUIRREL GIGGLES

0:02:19 > 0:02:22Mm-hm. Hello, th... Hello, th...

0:02:22 > 0:02:26Hello, there, I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

0:02:26 > 0:02:27A recent survey shows

0:02:27 > 0:02:30that newsreaders' chairs are getting smaller.

0:02:30 > 0:02:32I think I can agree with that.

0:02:32 > 0:02:36Doreen, have you got a cushion, please? Thank you. DOREEN! OOH!

0:02:36 > 0:02:37And now this.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42WATERING CAN RATTLES

0:02:53 > 0:02:54GIGGLING

0:02:54 > 0:02:56SQUIRREL GIGGLES

0:03:00 > 0:03:02BIRDSONG

0:03:04 > 0:03:07I usually put five or six eggs in

0:03:07 > 0:03:12but some people like to put sugars in their tea. I don't know!

0:03:12 > 0:03:17Hello there, my little pastry bases, and welcome to Bake Me A Star

0:03:17 > 0:03:22with me, Dina Lady, and this is my assistant Tommy Tummy.

0:03:22 > 0:03:24- Say hello, Tommy.- Hello, Tommy.

0:03:27 > 0:03:31Now, today we asked our three home bakers

0:03:31 > 0:03:34to bake some delicious cupcakes.

0:03:34 > 0:03:37My mum used to call me her little cupcake.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40Daft boy!

0:03:40 > 0:03:44And remember, we'll award the Bake Me A Star rosette to whoever

0:03:44 > 0:03:47makes the best cupcakes.

0:03:47 > 0:03:51- How about that, eh? - Right, I'll have a little look.

0:03:51 > 0:03:53And I'll have a little taste.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57Now that is what I would call a cupcake,

0:03:57 > 0:04:01which is handy as they are actually called cupcakes.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Ooh, I like these!

0:04:05 > 0:04:09So swirly and colourful. Mmm!

0:04:09 > 0:04:11And, last but not least,

0:04:11 > 0:04:14ooh, cupcakes with loads of chocolate on top.

0:04:14 > 0:04:18My mouth's watering. I can't wait to have a taste.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Oh, but they've all gone

0:04:20 > 0:04:24and I was so looking forward to having a cupcake.

0:04:24 > 0:04:29Calm down, Tommy, I was just having a teeny-tiny taste,

0:04:29 > 0:04:33and all of your cupcakes were good

0:04:33 > 0:04:36but not quite right.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Thankfully, here's one I baked earlier.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42There you go.

0:04:44 > 0:04:49It's a cake made from cups, which means you can drink out of it too.

0:04:49 > 0:04:54There you go, Tommy. Have a little sip of that, why don't you?

0:05:01 > 0:05:02There.

0:05:02 > 0:05:07Which means the first prize goes to...

0:05:07 > 0:05:09ooh, ME!

0:05:09 > 0:05:13Oh, that IS a surprise. Say goodbye, Tommy.

0:05:13 > 0:05:17- Goodbye, Tommy.- See you next time, my little jam tarts.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22BIRDSONG

0:05:29 > 0:05:33SQUIRREL GIGGLES

0:05:44 > 0:05:47SQUIRREL GIGGLES

0:06:00 > 0:06:04Do you have a garden with nowhere to sit?

0:06:08 > 0:06:11Then how about making your own garden bench?

0:06:13 > 0:06:15DRILL WHIRRS

0:06:30 > 0:06:33First, you need some wood...

0:06:35 > 0:06:39..and don't forget a plan for your bench.

0:06:50 > 0:06:53Now it's time to get to work.

0:07:18 > 0:07:23Once your bench is assembled, paint it your favourite colour.

0:07:44 > 0:07:48Comfortable?

0:07:48 > 0:07:52Your sturdy and attractive garden bench is finished.

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Job done!

0:08:00 > 0:08:02CLATTERING

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Yaway, bairns. Keith Fit here.

0:08:05 > 0:08:09Today I'm going to show you how to boomerang.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12OK. Now, a boomerang comes from Australia,

0:08:12 > 0:08:18like koala bears and, you know, barbecues and kangaroos, OK.

0:08:18 > 0:08:22Now, unlike a stick, when you throw it...

0:08:23 > 0:08:26..a boomerang will come back to you.

0:08:26 > 0:08:31Now, I'm new to the boomerang game. Only joking, bairns.

0:08:31 > 0:08:34I've been throwing boomerangs for over 20 year,

0:08:34 > 0:08:36so I know how to throw them well.

0:08:36 > 0:08:41OK, watch and learn, watch and learn. Here we go.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Throw it like so. Haway!

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Just wait. Here it comes, man.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Champion!

0:08:50 > 0:08:54Oh, man, I don't think it's coming back.

0:08:54 > 0:08:59Let's try another boomerang, shall we? OK, here we go.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01Big throw, like so.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05Haway with you! Go on, man, that's a good one. Here it comes.

0:09:10 > 0:09:15Oh, man, I don't believe it. I think the boomerangs must be breaking.

0:09:15 > 0:09:19Let's give it one more try, shall we? Third time lucky, bairns.

0:09:19 > 0:09:26OK, move your hair out the way if you need to and a big throw. Here we go.

0:09:26 > 0:09:29Away with ya! Whoa, man, it's a champion throw!

0:09:31 > 0:09:33I don't believe it.

0:09:33 > 0:09:37It must be the wind or something, but the boomerangs are breaking.

0:09:37 > 0:09:40WHIZZING FLAPS Hang on a minute, what's that sound?

0:09:40 > 0:09:43Man, I think it's the boomerangs!

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Oh, man! Haway!

0:09:48 > 0:09:52It's Silly Time!

0:10:13 > 0:10:17- Sorry.- So, Captain Adorable, what's your superhero top tip for today?

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Well, Awesome Girl,

0:10:19 > 0:10:24today's top tip is to make sure that we can talk to the animals.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28- Talk to animals? Awesome! - Absolutely.

0:10:28 > 0:10:30If us superheroes can talk to the animals

0:10:30 > 0:10:34we can find out if they need help.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38- Take note, Awesome Girl. - Taking note, Captain.

0:10:38 > 0:10:43MEOWS, WOOFS, SQUAWKS

0:10:43 > 0:10:46Hic! Mn-mh! Hic! SMACKS LIPS

0:10:46 > 0:10:49TRUMPETS LIKE ELEPHANT

0:10:49 > 0:10:51WHINNIES, NEIGHS

0:10:51 > 0:10:55CLUCKS LIKE CHICKEN

0:10:57 > 0:10:59Awesome!

0:10:59 > 0:11:03- Thanks, Captain.- Please, don't thank me. It's what I do.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05CLUCKS

0:11:07 > 0:11:09And now it's time for your giggles!

0:11:09 > 0:11:14- What's a cow's favourite game? - I don't know.

0:11:14 > 0:11:16MOO-sical statues!

0:11:16 > 0:11:19LAUGHTER

0:11:19 > 0:11:23One, two, three... Only three?

0:11:23 > 0:11:25Oh, dear, there were five last week!

0:11:25 > 0:11:27Oh, well, HAIR today, gone tomorrow.

0:11:27 > 0:11:31Oh, hello there. I'm Professor Middles. Oh, I mean Wiggles.

0:11:31 > 0:11:35Oh, I mean Muddles, and this is my laboratory.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39Ha-ha, now today we're going to answer a question that has

0:11:39 > 0:11:43puzzled scientists and most men for centuries.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Can you reverse baldness?

0:11:45 > 0:11:50Well, as you can see, I myself have been bald for a very long time.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52I mean, this is me as a boy.

0:11:54 > 0:11:58Even back then I had, well, a SLIGHTLY receding hairline

0:11:58 > 0:12:01and a tiny parting, as you can see.

0:12:01 > 0:12:05Now, I've invented a machine that will give almost anything

0:12:05 > 0:12:08a fine head of hair, including myself hopefully.

0:12:08 > 0:12:14Now, take this ordinary potato, or spud if you will,

0:12:14 > 0:12:16and place it into the machine like so.

0:12:16 > 0:12:20Just get the remote control and now I shall activate the machine.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Here we go.

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Ta-dah! Success!

0:12:26 > 0:12:29Now I'm going to use the machine on me.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32Now, remember, don't try this at home.

0:12:32 > 0:12:37Now, simply take the remote control and turn it up a teeny bit more

0:12:37 > 0:12:40and activate.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42BUZZING AND BEEPING

0:12:42 > 0:12:48Oh, no, my hair is so big! Oh, dear, I can hardly stand up!

0:12:48 > 0:12:52Ooh! So what have learned here today?

0:12:52 > 0:12:58Well, being bald isn't necessarily a bald... I mean a bad thing.

0:12:58 > 0:13:02Right, I'm off to buy a serious amount of hair gel. Whoa!

0:13:02 > 0:13:06I'm Professor Muddles. Whoo! Goodbye!

0:13:06 > 0:13:07CLANG!

0:13:07 > 0:13:11- You've been watching... - Gigglebiz!- Thank you. Goodbye!

0:13:13 > 0:13:16# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:16 > 0:13:19# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:19 > 0:13:22# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:22 > 0:13:24# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

0:13:27 > 0:13:30# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci

0:13:30 > 0:13:32# We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:32 > 0:13:35# But we'll be back again

0:13:35 > 0:13:37# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:37 > 0:13:40# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:13:40 > 0:13:43# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:43 > 0:13:45# Na-na na It's time to go

0:13:45 > 0:13:48# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:48 > 0:13:51# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:51 > 0:13:54# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

0:13:57 > 0:13:59Ho-ho!