0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na, na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na, na-na Here we go! #
0:00:15 > 0:00:16Ho-ho!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Coming up on Gigglebiz,
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Ann Teak,
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Rapids Johnson,
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Will Barrow.
0:00:24 > 0:00:26But, first, it's The Lost Pirate.
0:00:31 > 0:00:33Welcome, Crackers.
0:00:33 > 0:00:36We've been on this island for over five years,
0:00:36 > 0:00:38and still no sign of me shipmates.
0:00:38 > 0:00:42But don't ye worry. I've written this little note.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45I'm going to send it to 'em and they're sure to come.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49All we need to do is pop this in the bottle and send it.
0:00:49 > 0:00:54Now, this be a box for post, apparently.
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Hee-hee!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58Oh, no! Crackers.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02Me bottle doesn't fit! Ooh, hang on a minute.
0:01:02 > 0:01:07Look, this must be some kind of messenger. Oh, pop it in here!
0:01:07 > 0:01:11It's sure to find its way to me shipmates.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Thank ye, kindly.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Ooh, is that a pirate? Ooh!
0:01:17 > 0:01:21Hello, there. I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Yesterday, I ate a boiled egg for breakfast.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28Then I went for a walk, where I saw two starlings, three rabbits,
0:01:28 > 0:01:31and a basset hound called Bernard.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Then I went to work, where I read the news.
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Hang on a minute - what's going on here? Oh, Doreen!
0:01:38 > 0:01:42I brought my diary in by mistake. Sorry about that, viewers.
0:01:42 > 0:01:47Well, join me later on, when we find out what I had for supper.
0:01:47 > 0:01:48Yesterday.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Oh, careful. Ooh! Got it? All right.
0:02:14 > 0:02:17It's worthless, I'm afraid. Next!
0:02:17 > 0:02:21- Oh, hello, there. And you are Mr...?- Kitson.- Oh.
0:02:21 > 0:02:26- What have we got here, today? - Well, I've got these.- Oh, I say.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Yes, very nice. Let me have a closer look.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32It's all right. There we are. Right.
0:02:32 > 0:02:37Now, what we have here is a matching pair of decorative china plates.
0:02:37 > 0:02:41- They are identical in every way. - Actually, they're very different.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45One of them is a very rare decorative china plate worth a huge
0:02:45 > 0:02:49amount of money, whereas the other is just a cheap plastic copy.
0:02:49 > 0:02:54I'll be the judge of that, Mr Kitten. I am the expert, after all.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Now, I can see that one of these is a very rare decorative china plate,
0:02:58 > 0:03:02worth a lot of money. And one of these is just, well,
0:03:02 > 0:03:04just a fake, I'm afraid. And worthless.
0:03:04 > 0:03:09- Yes, but...- But how can we tell the difference? Good question.
0:03:09 > 0:03:13And that is why you have come to see me, the expert. Simple, really.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16A plastic plate doesn't break when you drop it,
0:03:16 > 0:03:20- so we simply pick one at random, like this one.- No, no. No!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- And then we drop it.- Wait!
0:03:25 > 0:03:28There we are. See? That's the fake one.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Whereas this one...
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Ooh!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36This one does indeed break when I drop it.
0:03:36 > 0:03:41- So the decorative plate is real! - You mean WAS real.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Yes, sadly, these incredibly rare china plates
0:03:45 > 0:03:47do tend to break when dropped.
0:03:47 > 0:03:52But the good news is, Mr Custard, you've still got the fake one.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56And that will never break. Enjoy!
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Next!
0:04:02 > 0:04:05Well, it's time to go over to Keith Fitt, to see what he's
0:04:05 > 0:04:10- got in store with the sport. Keith. - Thanks, Arthur. Appreciate it.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Haway, bairns. Keith Fitt, here.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Today, I'm going to be talking about exercise bikes.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Now, just because you're stuck inside the studio,
0:04:20 > 0:04:23like I am, today, doesn't mean you can't keep fit.
0:04:23 > 0:04:29An exercise bike is a perfect way. OK, let's get down to business.
0:04:29 > 0:04:34Now, first, you need to unpack your bike from its cardboard box.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37Now, I've been unpacking boxes for over 20 years,
0:04:37 > 0:04:41so I should have this one open in no time at all.
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Watch and learn, bairns. Watch and learn. OK.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Simply open the rope at the top. The tape should just come off the...
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Hang on a minute. Doreen, have you got some scissors? I can't quite...
0:04:53 > 0:04:58My nails are quite short. Pull it open here and then...
0:04:58 > 0:05:03Open it. I've got it now, bairns, I've just go to... Whoa, bairns!
0:05:03 > 0:05:09Well, um, I might need a couple more minutes on that one, bairns.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11Champion! Oh...
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Sofa looking old and tired?
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Cushions not comfy any more?
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Don't buy an expensive new sofa.
0:05:38 > 0:05:42A DIY expert...
0:05:42 > 0:05:45can simply restore the old one.
0:05:47 > 0:05:51First, check down the back of the sofa for any lost items.
0:06:25 > 0:06:29It's amazing how much can get lost back there.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Re-stuff the old seat cushions with feathers.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43That will make your sofa nice and comfy.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Be careful with those feathers.
0:07:16 > 0:07:21Next, re-cover your sofa. Any old pieces of fabric will do,
0:07:21 > 0:07:24as long as you don't need them any more.
0:07:29 > 0:07:33Finally, you'll have a sofa that looks as good as new.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Job done!
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Haway, bairns.
0:07:58 > 0:08:02Well, back to me exercise bike workout masterclass.
0:08:02 > 0:08:07Watch and learn. Watch and learn. Now, step one was to open the box.
0:08:07 > 0:08:12Job done. Step two, put the bike together.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Now, I've been assembling exercise bikes for over 20 years,
0:08:16 > 0:08:19so I know what I'm talking about. Let's go to work.
0:08:23 > 0:08:28What's this? Oh, man! We won't be needing that for a start.
0:08:28 > 0:08:33Hey! Sorry, out there. Champion!
0:08:33 > 0:08:36And now it's time for your giggles.
0:08:36 > 0:08:41- How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?- I don't know!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43You rock-et.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45LAUGHTER
0:08:46 > 0:08:52Hello! Rapids Johnson, here. Now, recently, I've gone a bit hi-tech.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55I've got myself one of these fellows.
0:08:55 > 0:08:59It's called a tablet computer. It's a lovely bit of kit.
0:08:59 > 0:09:05The best thing is I've downloaded an app for finding bears. Hurray!
0:09:05 > 0:09:11It's called the Find A Bear app. Catchy, eh? Just watch this.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13- 'Find a bear.'- Great stuff.
0:09:13 > 0:09:18Right, all I have to do is hold the tablet up, like so, and wait.
0:09:18 > 0:09:23- 'Searching for bear. Searching for bear.'- Wonderful.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27- I think we've got something. - 'Bear, ten metres away.'
0:09:27 > 0:09:29- 'Bear, ten metres away.' - Exciting stuff.
0:09:29 > 0:09:32I'm literally ten metres from an actual bear.
0:09:32 > 0:09:36- Don't you love technology? - 'Bear, five metres away.'
0:09:36 > 0:09:39- 'Bear, five metres away.' - I can't believe it.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42- The bear's getting closer. - 'Bear very close.'
0:09:42 > 0:09:46- 'Bear very, very close.'- Wow! I'm finally going to spot a bear.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48- Any second now.- 'Bear found.'
0:09:48 > 0:09:51- 'Bear found.'- Where is it? Oh! Oh! Oh, no!
0:09:51 > 0:09:56I've just dropped my tablet on the floor. Oh, I don't believe it.
0:09:56 > 0:10:00- Oh, look, it's covered in mud. - 'Tablet computer shutting down.'
0:10:00 > 0:10:05Oh, great. Oh, no. And now my tablet computer's stopped working.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07Oh, Rapids. Honestly.
0:10:07 > 0:10:11Well, I guess it's back to the low-tech bear spotting,
0:10:11 > 0:10:12from now on. Never mind.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17I'll find that bear, or my name's not Rapids...
0:10:17 > 0:10:22- 'Johnson.'- Oh! Well, thank you. Johnson.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- 'Keep 'em peeled.'- What she said.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29It's silly time!
0:10:49 > 0:10:54So, bairns, it's time for step three in my exercise bike masterclass.
0:10:54 > 0:10:58Riding the bike. It's going to work. I've got my safety hat.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00Safety first. OK.
0:11:00 > 0:11:05Now, watch and learn, bairns. Watch and learn.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08OK. Get on the bike, like so.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11Then you start pedalling. Off you go.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Oh, we're speeding along! Hang on a minute.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Something's not quite right, bairns.
0:11:17 > 0:11:21I've not even moved an inch, and I'm pedalling like fury.
0:11:21 > 0:11:24What's going on? I'm cycling on the spot.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27Let's check it out on my little meter.
0:11:27 > 0:11:29No. No exercise, whatsoever.
0:11:31 > 0:11:35Well, I tell you what, bairns, that's disappointing.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39They sent us a broken exercise bike. What's the point of that, eh?
0:11:39 > 0:11:43Anyway, that's how you ride a bike. Champion.
0:12:33 > 0:12:37Well, I'm sure Gail won't mind me doing the weather report, Doreen.
0:12:37 > 0:12:42I did originally train, you know, as a meteor...metium...medium...uh,
0:12:42 > 0:12:45weatherman. Oh, hello, there. I'm Arthur Sleep
0:12:45 > 0:12:47with some important weather news.
0:12:47 > 0:12:51There's going to be a lot of snow over the next 24 hours.
0:12:51 > 0:12:56And the country will come to a standstill. That's good news...
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Oh, dear. ..because I've got my skis already.
0:12:59 > 0:13:03Well, I tell you what, I'll see you on the slopes. Take care.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Doreen, are you coming?
0:13:06 > 0:13:09# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:09 > 0:13:12# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:12 > 0:13:14# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:14 > 0:13:17# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:17 > 0:13:19# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:19 > 0:13:22# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci
0:13:22 > 0:13:25# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:25 > 0:13:28# But we'll be back again
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Na-na, na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:33 > 0:13:36# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# Na-na, na It's time to go
0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:41 > 0:13:44# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:44 > 0:13:46# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:46 > 0:13:50# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Ho-ho!