Episode 23

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #

0:00:14 > 0:00:16Ho-ho!

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Coming up on Gigglebiz!

0:00:18 > 0:00:19Will Barrow.

0:00:19 > 0:00:22Ann Teak.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Keith Fitt.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26But first, it's Rapids Johnson.

0:00:30 > 0:00:33Hello! Shush. Hello.

0:00:33 > 0:00:39Rapids Johnson here, and I'm about to finally spot a bear. Exciting stuff!

0:00:39 > 0:00:44"But, Rapids, how can you be so sure?" I hear you cry.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Calm down. Good question.

0:00:46 > 0:00:49There's one thing bears love more than anything else

0:00:49 > 0:00:50and that is...

0:00:50 > 0:00:52ice cream! ICE-CREAM VAN JINGLE

0:00:52 > 0:00:56It just so happens there's a fella selling ice cream

0:00:56 > 0:00:58here in the woods today.

0:00:58 > 0:01:02What are the chances? So there is bound to be a bear along any second.

0:01:02 > 0:01:06- Yum!- We just need to wait here and keep 'em peeled.

0:01:06 > 0:01:08Simple, but brilliant.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09OK, here we go.

0:01:12 > 0:01:13Any second now.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18OK, well, this may take a while.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22- In fact...- Wa-hey!- ..I'm getting a little peckish myself.

0:01:22 > 0:01:26I might have an ice cream while I wait. Wait a second, look!

0:01:26 > 0:01:30It says ice cream this way. Hurrah!

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Aha, here we are. Hurray!

0:01:35 > 0:01:39Don't worry, I'll keep 'em peeled while I'm ordering.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41One ice cream, please.

0:01:41 > 0:01:44- Thank you.- There you go.

0:01:45 > 0:01:51- Oh, thank you very much. - You're welcome.- Oh, this is tasty.

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Well, best get back to hiding.

0:01:53 > 0:01:58But don't worry, I'll find those bears or my name's not Rapids...

0:01:58 > 0:02:01- Johnson.- Yeah, Johnson. Keep 'em peeled.

0:02:01 > 0:02:02Mmm. Delicious.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10BOING

0:02:10 > 0:02:11LAUGHTER

0:02:16 > 0:02:17BOING

0:02:18 > 0:02:19Whee!

0:02:21 > 0:02:22HE LAUGHS

0:02:30 > 0:02:35Oh, sorry about that. I was just having 20 winks!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Hello, bookworms.

0:02:37 > 0:02:42I'm Storybook Stan and I've got a delightful story for you today.

0:02:42 > 0:02:46But I've also got a delicious bag of sticky toffees.

0:02:46 > 0:02:52They were a present from Linda, the lovely lady at the local library.

0:02:52 > 0:02:55Very tasty, these toffees. Thanks, Linda. Lovely!

0:02:55 > 0:02:59And if you're watching, I'll bring that book back tomorrow.

0:02:59 > 0:03:04I know it's a bit overdue. OK. Well, time for the story, OK?

0:03:04 > 0:03:09Let's get going. Once upon a time, there was a little...

0:03:09 > 0:03:13Um, maybe I'll just have one toffee, just for, you know, the story.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Mmm.

0:03:17 > 0:03:18HE MUMBLES AS HE CHEWS

0:03:20 > 0:03:21Mmm.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Let's get on with this story, now. Ahem!

0:03:28 > 0:03:29Mmm.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34Mmm!

0:03:34 > 0:03:35CONTINUES TO MUMBLE

0:03:50 > 0:03:51BOING

0:03:51 > 0:03:53HONK-HONK

0:03:55 > 0:03:56BOING

0:03:56 > 0:04:01- Wa-hey!- Whee!- Whee!- Whoa!- Wa-hey!

0:04:28 > 0:04:31Thank you. Oh, it's so hot.

0:04:31 > 0:04:36Is the ice-cream man still here or has he melted? Next!

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Come on in, there we are sit down. Now, what have we got here?

0:04:40 > 0:04:45- Mrs...- It's Ms Pinter. And I've brought in a Viking helmet.

0:04:45 > 0:04:49Well, I'll be the judge of what it is. I am the expert, Mrs Pincushion.

0:04:49 > 0:04:55Actually what we have here is a helmet. It's a Viking helmet.

0:04:55 > 0:04:57Do you know much about Vikings?

0:04:57 > 0:05:01Well, I know the Vikings came to Britain from Denmark

0:05:01 > 0:05:05- in the eighth century, I think. And...- Well, let me tell you.

0:05:05 > 0:05:10The Vikings came over to Britain from Denmark in the eighth century.

0:05:10 > 0:05:13And did you know that this particular helmet is worth

0:05:13 > 0:05:20- an absolute fortune?- Really? That's marvellous.- Ice creams! Ice creams!

0:05:20 > 0:05:24- Get your lovely ice creams! - Oh, it's the ice-cream chappie.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Over here, young man. - But what about my helmet?

0:05:27 > 0:05:31- One ice-cream cone, please. - Sorry, love. Just run out of cones.

0:05:31 > 0:05:35Oh, how disappointing! I was so looking forward to an ice cream.

0:05:35 > 0:05:40I mean... Oh, wait a minute.

0:05:40 > 0:05:44There we are. A strawberry ice cream, please.

0:05:44 > 0:05:51Two scoops. Thank you. And I'll have some sauce, as well.

0:05:53 > 0:05:56- I... I...- Ice cream? Oh, would you like one too?

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Yes, hang on a second.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04There we are. One vanilla, please.

0:06:04 > 0:06:07And we'll have some strawberry sauce, too.

0:06:12 > 0:06:15Thank you. There we are, Mrs Pinny.

0:06:15 > 0:06:20This is exactly what the Vikings would have done on a hot day.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Cheers!

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Delicious. Next!

0:06:31 > 0:06:36- Knock, knock!- Who's there? - May!- May who?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38May I come in? I need to sit down.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57HE WHISTLES

0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Whee!- Whoa!- Whee!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14THEY LAUGH

0:07:18 > 0:07:19HONK-HONK

0:07:19 > 0:07:20Whee!

0:07:23 > 0:07:24DRAMATIC MUSIC

0:07:28 > 0:07:29HE SNORES

0:07:34 > 0:07:35PHONE RINGS

0:07:35 > 0:07:36Hey, what?

0:07:36 > 0:07:40Someone get that! Where is it?

0:07:43 > 0:07:44I'm all right!

0:07:49 > 0:07:51And now it's time for your giggles!

0:07:51 > 0:07:55- What's a ghost's favourite pudding?- I don't know.

0:07:55 > 0:07:56Ice scream!

0:07:57 > 0:07:58LAUGHTER

0:08:01 > 0:08:03Keith Fitt here.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07And today we're going to show you how to limbo. All right.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11Now, we've joined Mrs Tetherington at her limbo class.

0:08:11 > 0:08:16She's going to show us how to do it. Take it away, Mrs T. OK.

0:08:16 > 0:08:20Now, what you have to do is lower yourself under the bar

0:08:20 > 0:08:24without touching it. And that's limbo. Masterful, Mrs T.

0:08:24 > 0:08:27Can I have a go? OK, here we go.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Right. Now, bairns, it's a given thing.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33I've been limboing for over 20 years.

0:08:33 > 0:08:37- So, I know how to limbo.- How low can you go?- Well, Mrs T.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40A bit lower than that, I think.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43Let's go lower.

0:08:44 > 0:08:47Even lower.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49OK. Let's get down to business.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52Whoa! OK, Mrs T.

0:08:52 > 0:08:57- Would you mind putting on my limbo music?- OK, Keith.

0:08:57 > 0:08:58Music's on its way.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04Limbo skills!

0:09:04 > 0:09:09See? Easy peasy! What did you think, Mrs T?

0:09:09 > 0:09:14I don't think you're playing by the rules, Keith.

0:09:14 > 0:09:17And that's how you limbo! Champion!

0:09:18 > 0:09:21It's silly time!

0:09:46 > 0:09:50# I am good Robin's minstrel And I always sing a song

0:09:50 > 0:09:54# I try to put good Robin right But he always gets it wrong. #

0:09:54 > 0:09:59Do I, minstrel? Do I indeed? Well, feast your eyes on this.

0:09:59 > 0:10:03It's a birthday cake for Maid Marian. She's bound to be impressed.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07And before you ask, yes, I did bake it myself. Got that?

0:10:07 > 0:10:09# Got that! #

0:10:09 > 0:10:10She's coming!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16Marian!

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Yes?

0:10:17 > 0:10:19Happy birthday!

0:10:21 > 0:10:25It was my birthday yesterday.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28I... I knew that, obviously.

0:10:28 > 0:10:32But everyone gives you cake ON your birthday.

0:10:32 > 0:10:35This is a special,

0:10:35 > 0:10:41happy-one-day-after-your-birthday cake.

0:10:41 > 0:10:46- Really? Well, it's a nice thought, I suppose.- It is, isn't it?

0:10:48 > 0:10:51It looks amazing.

0:10:51 > 0:10:53Um... Not the face.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Mmm!

0:11:05 > 0:11:07And it tastes delicious!

0:11:07 > 0:11:12# Fair Marian did take a bite Her taste buds it did wake

0:11:12 > 0:11:15# But it's so nice Makes us think twice

0:11:15 > 0:11:17# Did he really make this cake?

0:11:17 > 0:11:19# He did not bake He did not make

0:11:19 > 0:11:21# He did not bake the cake. #

0:11:21 > 0:11:28- Shush! Yes, I did bake it, actually! - What was that?- Nothing. Nothing.

0:11:28 > 0:11:33So, how do you like the cake? The cake I baked!

0:11:33 > 0:11:36You surprise me, Robin. It's really rather good.

0:11:38 > 0:11:42# Good Robin can't believe his luck Her heart he might just take

0:11:42 > 0:11:47# Let's ask again the Merry Men Did he really make this cake? #

0:11:47 > 0:11:49Look, will you please be quiet?

0:11:49 > 0:11:51# He did not bake He did not make

0:11:51 > 0:11:53# He did not bake the cake. #

0:11:53 > 0:11:57Right! That's it. For the last time I've told you,

0:11:57 > 0:12:00yes, I did bake that cake.

0:12:00 > 0:12:02Robin, what's that over there?

0:12:10 > 0:12:14It's Littlejohn's cake shop. "Sale."

0:12:16 > 0:12:21- My cake wasn't bought in the sale, was it?- Marian, I can explain.

0:12:21 > 0:12:23Oh, I can explain all right.

0:12:23 > 0:12:27Not only did you forget my birthday, you're trying to trick me

0:12:27 > 0:12:31- with a cake you bought at a sale. - Well, when you put it like that...

0:12:31 > 0:12:35- That's it, I'm off! - But, Marian! Wait!

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Oh, well. I suppose I can still eat the cake.

0:12:44 > 0:12:50# Fair Marion she's upped and left Cos his baking skills are fake

0:12:50 > 0:12:54# She's found him out without A doubt he did not bake this cake

0:12:54 > 0:12:57# He did not bake He did not make

0:12:57 > 0:12:58# He did not bake the cake. #

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Oh, now you've eaten it all!

0:13:02 > 0:13:04# He did not bake

0:13:04 > 0:13:07# He did not make

0:13:07 > 0:13:11# The most delicious cake! #

0:13:11 > 0:13:14Oh, that minstrel has got to go.

0:13:16 > 0:13:22Well, bookworms, you've been watching Gigglebiz. Goodbye!

0:13:22 > 0:13:25# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:25 > 0:13:27# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:27 > 0:13:30# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

0:13:33 > 0:13:35# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci

0:13:38 > 0:13:41# We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:41 > 0:13:43# But we'll be back again

0:13:43 > 0:13:46# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:46 > 0:13:49# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:13:49 > 0:13:52# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:52 > 0:13:54# Na-na na It's time to go

0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:57 > 0:13:59# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:59 > 0:14:02# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:14:02 > 0:14:05# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

0:14:06 > 0:14:07Ho-ho!