0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Ho-ho!
0:00:16 > 0:00:21Coming up on Gigglebiz - The Lost Pirate, Storybook Stan,
0:00:21 > 0:00:26Enrico Paso Doble, but first, it's Gail Force.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32Hello, there, Gail Force reporting,
0:00:32 > 0:00:37live from this lovely new children's playground. Hooray!
0:00:37 > 0:00:38It's very exciting.
0:00:38 > 0:00:41We've got swings and slides and, well,
0:00:41 > 0:00:44climby things and spinny things.
0:00:44 > 0:00:49All sorts. Let's find out what Freddy over there thinks of it.
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Come on.
0:00:50 > 0:00:52Oh!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Here we are with Freddy.
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Let's find out what Freddy thinks of the new playground.
0:01:00 > 0:01:05Freddy, what do you think..? Oh. Do you like the swings...? Oh.
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Freddy, and what about the spinny things?
0:01:07 > 0:01:11Freddy, if I could just have a moment of your...? Oh. Oh, dear.
0:01:11 > 0:01:16I'll come to you, Freddy. Freddy, what do you...oh! The swings...oh!
0:01:16 > 0:01:21The new playground, it's wonderful, isn't it? Oh! Freddy, have you...oh!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Oh, I feel quite dizzy and worn out. Oh.
0:01:24 > 0:01:28I think I'll go and have a sit down while Freddy enjoys
0:01:28 > 0:01:31the new playground. Oh! Oh, my.
0:01:31 > 0:01:34Oh, oh. This is good fun, actually.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Excuse me, could I have a push, please? Ha-ha.
0:01:37 > 0:01:41Freddy, I'm going to go swing with you on the swings.
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Oh, this is wonderful. Oh-ho-ho, hooray!
0:01:44 > 0:01:49Oh, the new playground, hooray. Freddy, I'm flying. Hooray!
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Arthur, back to the studio. Hooray!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55HE SNORES
0:01:57 > 0:02:00And now this.
0:02:00 > 0:02:03JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS
0:02:12 > 0:02:14POP!
0:02:19 > 0:02:21GIGGLING
0:02:21 > 0:02:23POP! POP!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26POP-POP!
0:02:26 > 0:02:29GIGGLING
0:02:32 > 0:02:35CHUCKLING
0:02:36 > 0:02:39THEY GIGGLE LOUDLY
0:02:44 > 0:02:48One last twist, like so... Ha-ha, perfect.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Hello, there, I'm Professor Bubbles. Ah! I mean Bobbles.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Ah! I mean Muddles. And welcome to my laboratory.
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Now, today I'll be asking what happens when you've left
0:02:58 > 0:03:03toys all over the place and you need to tidy up quickly.
0:03:03 > 0:03:08Well, that is a good question. Well, you need this... Ha-ha.
0:03:08 > 0:03:14The Mark 22 Instant Toy-Tidier. Observe. Now, it's quite pimple. Ah!
0:03:14 > 0:03:17I mean dimple. Ah! I mean simple.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20You just aim the Toy-Tidier at the toy, like this one here,
0:03:20 > 0:03:24and then press the button, like so.
0:03:24 > 0:03:27MACHINE HUMS Ta-da!
0:03:27 > 0:03:32Ha-ha. And it reappears, tidied away in your toy box.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35CAT MEOWS Marvellous.
0:03:35 > 0:03:39Now, I can hear you say, "One toy at a time, Professor Muddles?
0:03:39 > 0:03:41"That's a bit slow."
0:03:41 > 0:03:46Well, actually, I can't hear you, but if I could, I would have this answer.
0:03:46 > 0:03:51Well, to tidy away lots of toys at once, simply turn this dial, like so.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55Ha-ha. And hit the button. Whoa. Whoa. Oh, dear.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58The Toy-Tidier seems to be making a funny noise.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Never mind, it's not going to matter.
0:04:00 > 0:04:04Let's just press the button and have a go, shall we?
0:04:04 > 0:04:06MACHINE HUMS
0:04:06 > 0:04:11Ha-ha. How interesting. I appear to have tidied myself away.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14Ha-ha. Oh! But hooray, at least it's still working.
0:04:14 > 0:04:17Now, if I press this button, I should be able to
0:04:17 > 0:04:20tidy away the rest of the toys.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Right, here we go. MACHINE SQUEAKS
0:04:22 > 0:04:25MACHINE HUMS
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Bingo! All of my toys are now tidied in the box.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31I'll just tidy myself back to where I was before.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Hey-ah! MACHINE HUMS
0:04:33 > 0:04:36Hey-ah! Ah-ha-ha. And there you have it.
0:04:36 > 0:04:40I'm back where I should be and all the toys are safely in the...
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Oh, no. Where have the toys gone?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45Oh, dear. Yes, I seem to have lost all the toys.
0:04:45 > 0:04:49Perhaps we need to do just a tiny adjustment to the machine.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53There we are. And, oh... Ah!
0:04:53 > 0:04:58Oh, dear. Well, erm, it appears the lab is a little untidy again
0:04:58 > 0:05:04and the Mark 22 Tidier might possibly be broken.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Well, what have we learned here today?
0:05:07 > 0:05:12I've learnt the best way to clear up all the toys is by hand.
0:05:12 > 0:05:14I'm Professor Muddles. Goodbye!
0:05:14 > 0:05:17Oh, I don't... Bobo!
0:05:17 > 0:05:19I'm OK.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21CHECKOUT BLEEPS
0:05:21 > 0:05:24Ha-harr. Ha-harr.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Ho-ho, ha-ha-ha-harr.
0:05:26 > 0:05:29Ha-ha-harr.
0:05:29 > 0:05:32Now, I'll be paying with treasure. Ha-ha.
0:05:32 > 0:05:37Eh. Ha-ha. Eh, eh.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42Keep the change. Ha-ha-ha-harr.
0:05:42 > 0:05:45Ho-ho. Ha-ha-ha-harr.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48FOGHORN SOUNDS
0:05:48 > 0:05:50And now it's time for your giggles.
0:05:50 > 0:05:55- What do you call a man with no body and no nose?- Don't know.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58- Nobody knows.- Ha-ha-ha.
0:06:00 > 0:06:03Hello again, Gail Force here,
0:06:03 > 0:06:07in search of the people's views on the new playground.
0:06:07 > 0:06:13Let's find out, shall we? Excuse me, what do you think of the new...?
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Oh, dear. Excuse me, what do you think of the new play...?
0:06:16 > 0:06:20Oh, I can't quite... Hang on.
0:06:20 > 0:06:26Yes, what do you think of the new playground...? Hello. Freddy.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29Oh, dear. Back to you, Arthur. Whoa!
0:06:31 > 0:06:34Hello, there, I'm Arthur Sleep.
0:06:34 > 0:06:37News just in. Local thieves are stealing things from
0:06:37 > 0:06:40people's desks. I don't like the sound of that.
0:06:40 > 0:06:43I may call the police for some advice. Hello. Yes, please.
0:06:43 > 0:06:47It's Arthur Sleep here. What do you do if thieves
0:06:47 > 0:06:49steal things from your desk?
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Oh, yes. That's very interesting. Good advice.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55I'm just going to write this down, hang on. Right.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Doreen, have you seen my pencil pot? What do you mean
0:06:58 > 0:07:01you don't know where it is? Oh, I don't know. Ahem. Hey!
0:07:01 > 0:07:04My phone's gone. Has it dropped off the table? Oh,
0:07:04 > 0:07:09what's going on? I think there are thieves about and they're good.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12And now this. Ah! Doreen!
0:07:20 > 0:07:23There we are. Right, let's give this a try.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Oh, that's just right.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Ha-ha-ha.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32Oh, hello, bookworms. Storybook Stan here.
0:07:32 > 0:07:37Welcome to Story Corner. Now, have I got a treat for you today.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40It's an old classic. It's my favourite.
0:07:40 > 0:07:43I'll put my tea down. You caught me out.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46It's Goldilocks And The Three Bears.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Now, I've picked out my favourite part,
0:07:49 > 0:07:53so let's get stuck in, shall we?
0:07:53 > 0:07:57On the table, Goldilocks spied three bowls of...
0:07:57 > 0:08:01What? What, porridge? You've got to see this, bookworms,
0:08:01 > 0:08:04you're not going to believe your eyes.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07What have we got here? Porridge! Ha-ha.
0:08:07 > 0:08:11Let's give it a taste, shall we? Here we go. Oh, mmm...
0:08:11 > 0:08:15Well, that's too hot. Never mind.
0:08:15 > 0:08:19Let's carry on with the story, shall we? I don't know.
0:08:19 > 0:08:21Now...
0:08:21 > 0:08:25Oh, my word, more porridge.
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Well, we've got to have a go, haven't we? Let's try some of this, shall we?
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Oh. Oh, that's too cold.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Let's keep on reading, shall we?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41Now... Well, I never.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44More porridge.
0:08:44 > 0:08:49Well, let's have a go of this stuff, shall we? Here we go. Mmm.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52Oh, that's just right, bookworms.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54Oh, no. Don't go. Wait! No!
0:08:54 > 0:08:57We'll finish it off next time.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01Hello, there, Gail Force here and I'm still at this brilliant
0:09:01 > 0:09:05new playground. Now, I've had quite an afternoon so far, I can tell you.
0:09:05 > 0:09:09I've been on everything. But now it's time to find out what the
0:09:09 > 0:09:15most important people here think of the place - the children, of course.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Excuse me, what do you think of the new playgr...? Oh, hello, there.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22Is the new playground fun? Oh, Freddy.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25A few words about the new playground. Is it...?
0:09:25 > 0:09:30Actually, this looks like good fun. I think I may have a little go.
0:09:30 > 0:09:35Careful now, Gail. Are you ready? Here we go. Whoa...
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Whee!
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Hooray! Oh, this slide's brilliant.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43Again, again, again, again, again.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46It's silly time!
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Howay, bairns.
0:10:06 > 0:10:11Keith Fitt here, and today I am going to talk about skipping. OK.
0:10:11 > 0:10:16Now, the most important thing you need for skipping is a skipping rope.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20Like this one. I got this from the sports cupboard. Ho-ho. Champion.
0:10:20 > 0:10:24Let's go to work, bairns. OK, so...
0:10:24 > 0:10:30simply hold your rope behind your back like so and off we go.
0:10:30 > 0:10:34Skipping skills! Rope skills!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Oh, man. Well, erm...
0:10:37 > 0:10:41I think this rope's a little short. It must be for the bairns, like.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Oh, hang on a minute. Look. There's Mrs Tetherington and
0:10:45 > 0:10:49her skipping club. She's got a proper rope. Hello, Mrs Tetherington!
0:10:49 > 0:10:53- Hello, Keith! - Whoa, man. Let's get stuck in.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Oh, well done. Good skills. OK.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Now, as you know, bairns, I've been skipping for over 20 years,
0:11:02 > 0:11:04so I know how to skip.
0:11:04 > 0:11:09OK, the important thing is to get the rhythm all working the same way.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11OK, lads? Now, get your timing right
0:11:11 > 0:11:16and then you can go into the rope and start to jump. OK, here we go.
0:11:16 > 0:11:19All right, lads. Slow down a bit. OK.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Nearly there. OK, here we go.
0:11:21 > 0:11:25Skipping rope away! Wahey!
0:11:25 > 0:11:29Whoa, man. And that's how you skip.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Champion.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38A WALTZ PLAYS
0:11:42 > 0:11:45HE MOUTHS
0:12:00 > 0:12:05THEY MOUTH
0:12:20 > 0:12:22THEY MOUTH
0:13:11 > 0:13:16Well, bookworms, you've been watching Gigglebiz. Goodbye.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:20 > 0:13:22# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:22 > 0:13:25# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:25 > 0:13:28# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci
0:13:33 > 0:13:36# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# But we'll be back again
0:13:38 > 0:13:41# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:41 > 0:13:44# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:44 > 0:13:46# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:46 > 0:13:49# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:49 > 0:13:52# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:52 > 0:13:54# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:54 > 0:13:57# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:57 > 0:14:01# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:14:01 > 0:14:04Ho-ho!