0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na, na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na, na-na Here we go! #
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Ho-ho!
0:00:15 > 0:00:20Coming up on Gigglebiz, some of my favourite giggles!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22With the Lost Pirate...
0:00:22 > 0:00:23Keith Fitt...
0:00:23 > 0:00:26But first, it's DIY Dan!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45'There are times when a DIY expert
0:00:45 > 0:00:48'must take particular care whilst working.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49'For example,
0:00:49 > 0:00:54'when displaying an expensive collection of plates on the wall.'
0:00:54 > 0:00:56PLATES RATTLE
0:00:56 > 0:01:01'Take extra care as plates are delicate and break easily.'
0:01:13 > 0:01:15'First, you'll need some glue.'
0:01:30 > 0:01:33'Be careful not to glue the plate directly to the wall.'
0:01:43 > 0:01:44SMASH!
0:01:46 > 0:01:49'Another option is to display your plates using a shelf.'
0:01:54 > 0:01:55SMASH!
0:01:59 > 0:02:03'Of course, you could use hooks and special plate hangers.'
0:02:06 > 0:02:09'Take care when hanging the plate on its hook.'
0:02:13 > 0:02:15'Plate hangers can be rather fiddly.'
0:02:17 > 0:02:20'But a DIY expert will get there in the end.'
0:02:24 > 0:02:25SMASH!
0:02:29 > 0:02:34'Soon, some of your plate collection will be perfectly displayed.'
0:02:37 > 0:02:41'The rest of the plates can go safely back into storage.'
0:02:51 > 0:02:52SMASH!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58'Job done!'
0:02:58 > 0:02:59SMASH!
0:02:59 > 0:03:03LOUD SNORING
0:03:03 > 0:03:06- PHONE RINGS - Erm...whu... Hey, Doreen?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09Someone get that.
0:03:09 > 0:03:10Where is it?
0:03:10 > 0:03:11Whoa!
0:03:13 > 0:03:14I'm all right.
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Oh.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20PIGS OINK
0:03:20 > 0:03:24# Oh, the hokey cokey - everyone!
0:03:24 > 0:03:27# Oh, the hokey cokey - just the mums!
0:03:27 > 0:03:30# Oh, the hokey cokey
0:03:30 > 0:03:34# Knees bend, arms stretch, ra-ra-ra! #
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Well done!
0:03:36 > 0:03:40Oh, it's in other beautiful day here in Nana's Panto Farm Shop.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Oh-ho-ho, isn't it, everyone?
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Oh, tough crowd.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47Here comes Jack - morning, Jack!
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Morning, Nana!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51All we need now is a customer.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54Here comes one now!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Morning! - Hello, I'm just off to a wedding
0:03:57 > 0:03:59and I would love a flower for my hat, please.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02A wedding you say, how exciting!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04Don't worry, Jack and I will sort it out.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07Right, come and sit down there, that's it.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Ja-a-a-ck!
0:04:09 > 0:04:11Flowers, please!
0:04:11 > 0:04:13Oh, here they are.
0:04:13 > 0:04:17Now, I must warn you - Dobbin, our farm horse, just loves flowers.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19And he loves weddings!
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Now, what do you think, what takes your fancy here?
0:04:22 > 0:04:26That one? Good idea! I think we'll go for that lovely big one. Here we go.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Ta-da!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29You're all ready for the wedding.
0:04:29 > 0:04:30Oh!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32My hat!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34Quick, follow that horse, everyone!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37Neigh!
0:04:44 > 0:04:46Moo!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Moo!
0:05:00 > 0:05:01Neigh!
0:05:06 > 0:05:08Moo!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10SPLASH!
0:05:11 > 0:05:12Oh!
0:05:14 > 0:05:15Oh, dear!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Come on in, sorry about this, love.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22We'll sort it out.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Dobb-i-i-i-n!
0:05:23 > 0:05:26Give the lovely lady her hat back, please!
0:05:26 > 0:05:28- Neigh!- Oh, dear.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32I'm sorry, he won't give it back.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35No, wait, look! He's trying to tell us something!
0:05:35 > 0:05:37Oh, I say - what is it? Right...
0:05:37 > 0:05:39You want a piece of cake... Right...
0:05:39 > 0:05:45He says, if you take him to the wedding he'll give you your hat back.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Well...
0:05:46 > 0:05:49Hooray! Oh, wonderful!
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Thank you, Dobbin.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53There we are, Oh, yes.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55It's as good as new!
0:05:55 > 0:05:57- Thank you.- That's all right.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01I do like a happy ending. Take a bow, everyone!
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Thank you!
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Now, go on, you don't want to be late!
0:06:05 > 0:06:07Bye-bye, Dobbin - have a wonderful time!
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Oh-hoo-hoo-hoo - I'm filling up!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Oh-ho-ho!
0:06:12 > 0:06:13BLOWS NOSE
0:06:16 > 0:06:19And now it's time for your giggles!
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Why shouldn't you play a card game in the jungle?
0:06:22 > 0:06:24I don't know.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26Because there are too many cheetahs.
0:06:33 > 0:06:37Oh, there you are, lovely. Ha-ha-hee!
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Oh, hello there, bookworms!
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Storybook Stan here.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45You caught me doing a few lunges there.
0:06:45 > 0:06:46I still like to keep fit.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50I'll just do one more exercise, what shall we have?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53Touch the old toes, it's a favourite of mine. Here we go.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56There we go, lovely.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Ooh, the old back! Ha-ha!
0:06:59 > 0:07:02Are you keeping fit too? That's good.
0:07:02 > 0:07:07Now, one of my favourite books is this one here.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09It's all about a gymnast.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12Let's get stuck in, shall we, bookworms?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Here we go.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18Emily loved gymnastics. She loved tumbling.
0:07:18 > 0:07:19Oh!
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Did you see that, bookworms?
0:07:22 > 0:07:25The book did a tumble! Unbelievable!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Let's try again, shall we? Where were we?
0:07:27 > 0:07:29Ah, yes.
0:07:29 > 0:07:30Emily loved...
0:07:30 > 0:07:33Oh! There it goes again!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36I tell you what, I like a story with a good twist,
0:07:36 > 0:07:38but this is just too silly!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Let's have another go.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Now, Emily...
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Whoa!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Oh, I tell you what,
0:07:45 > 0:07:48I'm going to give you a ten for that!
0:07:48 > 0:07:51Ten! Nice landing!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Oh, dear - you know what, we've run out of time, bookworms...
0:07:57 > 0:07:59Right then, Cap'n Crackers -
0:07:59 > 0:08:02we needs to find somewhere to bury me treasure.
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Now then, let's see...
0:08:05 > 0:08:07PARROT SQUAWKS
0:08:07 > 0:08:08Ah-har! Perfect!
0:08:08 > 0:08:12And we don'ts need to do any digging either! Come on!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Ha-har!
0:08:24 > 0:08:25Ooh!
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Lovely day for it, shipmate.
0:08:29 > 0:08:30Ooh, I like it.
0:08:30 > 0:08:33Good idea, that'll mark the spot well!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35Ha-har! Pirates! Ha-har!
0:08:44 > 0:08:45Howay, bairns!
0:08:45 > 0:08:51Keith Fitt here, and welcome to Keith Fitt - It's A Record, Man!
0:08:51 > 0:08:56OK! Now, today, I'm going to be breaking a football world record.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Here are the judges that are going to watch me attempt.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Howay, lads!
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Ahem.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06Erm, nice stopwatch, man.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Keith - you've got 30 seconds to save as many penalties as you can.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13OK?
0:09:13 > 0:09:15OK, man!
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Now, I haven't been saving penalties very long.
0:09:19 > 0:09:21Only 20 year! Ho-ho!
0:09:21 > 0:09:2420 year. You written down 20?
0:09:24 > 0:09:2520, OK.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28Let's go and break a world record. Howay!
0:09:30 > 0:09:32OK, soccer skills ready!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34In three...
0:09:34 > 0:09:35two...
0:09:35 > 0:09:37one. Begin!
0:09:37 > 0:09:38WHISTLE BLOWS
0:09:38 > 0:09:39I wasn't ready for that one.
0:09:39 > 0:09:41Haw, man, not another!
0:09:41 > 0:09:42I had that one, nearly.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Haw... Hey...
0:09:44 > 0:09:46Hang on a minute, skills!
0:09:46 > 0:09:47Aw!
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Ooft! Right, on me head!
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Oh, man!
0:09:52 > 0:09:55Howay, man!
0:09:55 > 0:09:56I saved that!
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Records!
0:09:57 > 0:09:59- Skills!- Aw!- Stop the clock!
0:09:59 > 0:10:01Oh, man.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Wah, skills! Champion!
0:10:04 > 0:10:08OK, bairns - let's go and see if we've broken a world record.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11OK, did we break the record?
0:10:12 > 0:10:15- No, Keith.- Sorry, Keith.- Oh.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18And that's how you save penalties!
0:10:18 > 0:10:19Whoa!
0:10:21 > 0:10:23Champion!
0:10:29 > 0:10:31# I am good Robin's minstrel
0:10:31 > 0:10:33# And I always sing a song
0:10:33 > 0:10:35# I tried to put good Robin right
0:10:35 > 0:10:37# But he always gets it wrong. #
0:10:37 > 0:10:38Not today, minstrel.
0:10:38 > 0:10:41I'm going on a lovely walk with Maid Marian,
0:10:41 > 0:10:45and to impress her, I've knitted these fashionable new tights.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51Pink! It's the new green, don't you know.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Quick! She's coming.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Everything is perfect and nothing will spoil my day,
0:10:56 > 0:10:58so no singing, got that?
0:10:58 > 0:11:00# Go-o-ot that. #
0:11:00 > 0:11:03Right, you ready for this walk then?
0:11:03 > 0:11:05Erm, what are you wearing?
0:11:05 > 0:11:10Ha! I thought you'd notice. Knitted these tights myself. Cool, huh?
0:11:10 > 0:11:11Right. Come on, then.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17Oh, hold on.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20These tights are rather itchy.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28# Good Robin's planned a charming stroll
0:11:28 > 0:11:30# He's with his perfect match
0:11:30 > 0:11:34# There's just one tiny problem though
0:11:34 > 0:11:35# An itch he needs to scratch! #
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Shush!
0:11:37 > 0:11:41Reminding me about these itchy tights only makes them itchier!
0:11:41 > 0:11:43# Itchy tights, itchy tights
0:11:43 > 0:11:45# They've got an itchy prickle
0:11:45 > 0:11:47# Itchy tights, itchy tights
0:11:47 > 0:11:49# They really, really tickle! #
0:11:50 > 0:11:53Why've you stopped? I thought we were going for a walk.
0:11:53 > 0:11:56I was just, erm...
0:11:56 > 0:11:58Admiring the view!
0:12:04 > 0:12:06# Now, something Robin wished he'd checked
0:12:06 > 0:12:08# Before he started stitching
0:12:08 > 0:12:11# Was the type of wool he used
0:12:11 > 0:12:13# Cos these are really itching! #
0:12:13 > 0:12:17Stop going on about them! You're only making it worse!
0:12:17 > 0:12:19# Itchy tights, itchy tights
0:12:19 > 0:12:21# They've got an itchy prickle
0:12:21 > 0:12:23# Itchy tights, itchy tights
0:12:23 > 0:12:26# They really, really tickle! #
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Uch, I knew you wouldn't be able to keep up.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32That's it, I'm off!
0:12:32 > 0:12:36No! Wait, Marian! Don't go!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38Wait!
0:12:38 > 0:12:40# There is a way to stop the itch
0:12:40 > 0:12:42# And nip it in the bud
0:12:42 > 0:12:44# Just find a squelchy puddle
0:12:44 > 0:12:47# Full of steaming, soothing mud! #
0:12:47 > 0:12:49Marian, wait for me, please!
0:12:49 > 0:12:51SPLAT!
0:12:51 > 0:12:53Oh!
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Oh, that's better!
0:12:55 > 0:12:57I'm off!
0:12:57 > 0:12:58No!
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Marian, come back!
0:13:01 > 0:13:03# Itchy tights, itchy tights
0:13:03 > 0:13:05# He's nipped them in the bud
0:13:05 > 0:13:07# Itchy tights, itchy tights
0:13:07 > 0:13:09# Not so itchy with this mud
0:13:09 > 0:13:13# Not so itchy with this mu-u-u-u-d! #
0:13:13 > 0:13:17Oh, that minstrel's got to go!
0:13:19 > 0:13:21You've been watching Gigglebiz!
0:13:21 > 0:13:23Howay!
0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:27 > 0:13:29# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:29 > 0:13:32# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:32 > 0:13:35# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:35 > 0:13:37# Cheerio, ta-ta, bye-bye
0:13:37 > 0:13:40- # Farwell, TTFN - Arrivederci!
0:13:40 > 0:13:42# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:42 > 0:13:45# But we'll be back again
0:13:45 > 0:13:48# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:48 > 0:13:51# Na-na, na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:51 > 0:13:53# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:53 > 0:13:56# Na-na, na It's time to go
0:13:56 > 0:13:59# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:59 > 0:14:01# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:14:01 > 0:14:04# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:14:04 > 0:14:06# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:14:08 > 0:14:09Ho-ho!