Episode 6

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0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:05 > 0:00:08# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:00:08 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go!

0:00:15 > 0:00:16# Ho-ho! #

0:00:16 > 0:00:18Coming up on Gigglebiz...

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Gail Force.

0:00:20 > 0:00:22The Lost Pirate.

0:00:22 > 0:00:24Dina Lady.

0:00:24 > 0:00:26But first, it's Keith Fitt.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34Whoa, karate moves and skills. Lightning speed.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Away with ya!

0:00:37 > 0:00:41Haway, bairns. Keith Fitt here.

0:00:41 > 0:00:45And today, I'm going to show you how to do some karate.

0:00:45 > 0:00:47Now, I'm going to use my bare hands

0:00:47 > 0:00:51to chop through this huge plank of wood. Ho ho.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54Now, don't try this at home, bairns.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58Now, before we do this, I'm going to warm up properly

0:00:58 > 0:01:00like a professional. Here we go.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02Hoy, hai, hee, ho.

0:01:03 > 0:01:08Now, I've been doing karate for over 20 years so I know how to chop.

0:01:08 > 0:01:09OK.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12I tell you what, bairns, I'm a bit tired.

0:01:12 > 0:01:15I think I'll have a little rest before I chop through

0:01:15 > 0:01:17that huge plank of wood.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20It's always important to take a rest when you...

0:01:20 > 0:01:21Oh, man.

0:01:23 > 0:01:27And, er, ahem, that's how you do karate.

0:01:27 > 0:01:28Champion. Hoo!

0:01:31 > 0:01:34JOLLY MUSIC PLAYS

0:02:10 > 0:02:12RABBIT LAUGHS

0:02:16 > 0:02:18RABBIT LAUGHS

0:02:35 > 0:02:38Excuse me, excuse me. Coming through, thank you.

0:02:38 > 0:02:40Oh! My lead's a bit short today.

0:02:40 > 0:02:42That's better. Ahem.

0:02:42 > 0:02:44Hello, there. Gail Force reporting.

0:02:44 > 0:02:48Now you join us at a very important moment.

0:02:48 > 0:02:53These lovely people from the Pack of Jokers Card Building Club

0:02:53 > 0:02:58are just about to finish building the world's biggest house of cards.

0:02:58 > 0:03:02Hooray! Sorry. Hooray.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05So, tell me, is it finished?

0:03:05 > 0:03:09No, Gail. We've just got two more cards to put on top.

0:03:09 > 0:03:10Two. How exciting.

0:03:10 > 0:03:15Please may I be the one to put the last two cards on top?

0:03:15 > 0:03:20Er, OK, but be very, very careful.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24Yes, I promise I'll be careful. Right. It's quite hard

0:03:24 > 0:03:28when you carrying so many things. Right, I'll put them there.

0:03:31 > 0:03:36Ooh! And there it is. The house of cards is finally...

0:03:36 > 0:03:40Ooh, ooh, I think I'm going to...

0:03:40 > 0:03:44Sneeze. Ooh, ooh, no. This won't do it all.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Quickly. Somebody, quick, give me a...

0:03:46 > 0:03:51Whoa! Ooh, thank you, yes. I really did need this.

0:03:51 > 0:03:52Achoo!

0:03:54 > 0:03:55Oh. Phew!

0:03:56 > 0:04:00It's OK everyone. The house of cards still stands.

0:04:00 > 0:04:01Hoora...!

0:04:01 > 0:04:03Hooray.

0:04:03 > 0:04:06Oh, it's a good job you had this tissue.

0:04:06 > 0:04:10I'd better put it somewhere now. Have you got a dustbin somewhere?

0:04:10 > 0:04:13Oh, over there. Yes. I won't be a minute.

0:04:13 > 0:04:17I'll just come through. Oh, this lead is so tight.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21Oh! Oh, dear. Whoopsie.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Sorry about that. You may have to start again.

0:04:24 > 0:04:28Shall I be a member of the Pack of Jokers Club? Hooray.

0:04:36 > 0:04:40Are you a cyclist as well as a DIY expert?

0:04:43 > 0:04:45BICYCLE BELL RINGS

0:04:45 > 0:04:50Does your bicycle get wet when left outside in the rain?

0:04:50 > 0:04:55Then why not build a place to store your bicycle?

0:04:55 > 0:04:57CRASH! BICYCLE BELL RINGS

0:05:01 > 0:05:03A bicycle shed.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Make sure you measure your bicycle carefully.

0:05:20 > 0:05:23This is important as you want your shed to be

0:05:23 > 0:05:26the correct size for your bicycle.

0:05:28 > 0:05:33Now all you need to do is to construct your bicycle shed.

0:05:45 > 0:05:50Once your shed is finished, you can store your bicycle inside.

0:05:56 > 0:06:00If you measured your bicycle correctly, it should fit perfectly.

0:06:27 > 0:06:32Good idea. A smaller bicycle will fit perfectly.

0:06:45 > 0:06:47Job done.

0:06:58 > 0:07:00And now it's time for your giggles.

0:07:00 > 0:07:04- What's a pirate's favourite sport? - I don't know.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Arrr-chery!

0:07:06 > 0:07:08THEY BOTH LAUGH

0:07:11 > 0:07:12PARROT SQUAWKS

0:07:12 > 0:07:16Ha-arr! This be the life, Captain Crackers.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19Sailing the high seas looking for treasure and adventure

0:07:19 > 0:07:22at the wheel of me trusty ship.

0:07:22 > 0:07:26Sorry, I'm just trying to fix a puncture on my bike.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Well, erm, yeah. OK, shipmate, you can steer the ship for a while.

0:07:30 > 0:07:35But keep a lookout for giant squid, ha-ha-harr!

0:07:35 > 0:07:39- Ha-harr.- Aye. PARROT SQUAWKS

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Knock knock.

0:07:42 > 0:07:43- Who's there?- Holden.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Holden who?

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Hold on to your hat, it's windy out here.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50Whoa!

0:07:50 > 0:07:55All right. Yes, OK. Yes, you can start. Yes, see you later. Bye-bye.

0:07:55 > 0:08:00Oh! Hello, there. I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.

0:08:00 > 0:08:03Now, ships are being warned that storms off the coast

0:08:03 > 0:08:06have made the seas extremely rough.

0:08:06 > 0:08:10It seems like it's getting a bit stormy in the studio too. Oh, dear.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14Ooh, I don't feel too well. Oh! Doreen, can you help me?

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Oh, thanks Doreen.

0:08:16 > 0:08:21Ooh! Ooh, that's better. Help. Oh, dear.

0:08:25 > 0:08:29I've been using the same shortbread recipe for years.

0:08:29 > 0:08:33I always use ten pairs of shorts and six loaves of breads.

0:08:35 > 0:08:39Oh, hello, there, my little sauteed potatoes and welcome to

0:08:39 > 0:08:42Bake Me A Star with me, Dina Lady.

0:08:42 > 0:08:46And this is my assistant, Tommy Tummy. Say hello, Tommy.

0:08:46 > 0:08:47Hello, Tommy.

0:08:49 > 0:08:54Now, today, we asked our three home bakers to come up with

0:08:54 > 0:08:56the perfect fisherman's pie.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59Oh, I do love a good fisherman's pie.

0:08:59 > 0:09:04It's a pie, but inside there's all sorts of tasty fish. Yum.

0:09:04 > 0:09:09- All right, my little anchovy. Calm down now.- Sorry.- Daft boy.

0:09:09 > 0:09:14And remember, we'll award this Bake Me A Star rosette to whoever's

0:09:14 > 0:09:17made the best pie. How about that then?

0:09:17 > 0:09:18Right, then.

0:09:18 > 0:09:20I'll have a little look.

0:09:20 > 0:09:23And I'll have a little taste.

0:09:23 > 0:09:26Right, that's your classic fisherman's pie right there,

0:09:26 > 0:09:29topped with lovely mashed potato. Yum.

0:09:30 > 0:09:37Oh, wow. That's a pastry fisherman's pie. Ooh, I do so love pastry.

0:09:38 > 0:09:43Ooh, and that's a fisherman's pie with lovely golden cheese on top.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Amazing.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49Right, we've had a little look. I can't wait to have little taste.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53But... Who ate all the pies?

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Oh, Tommy. You're such a little pickle, aren't you?

0:09:57 > 0:10:01Now, I've just had a teeny taste.

0:10:01 > 0:10:04All of your fisherman pies were good.

0:10:05 > 0:10:10But not quite right. So, thankfully, I've brought along one myself.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15Come along, dear. There you go.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18One fisherman's pie,

0:10:18 > 0:10:24belonging to this actual fisherman. Ooh, one last thing.

0:10:24 > 0:10:25There you go.

0:10:25 > 0:10:28Lovely. Catch of the day, there.

0:10:28 > 0:10:31- That's not quite what I meant when I...- Which means,

0:10:31 > 0:10:35the first prize goes to...

0:10:35 > 0:10:36me!

0:10:36 > 0:10:38Ooh, that is a surprise.

0:10:38 > 0:10:42- Say goodbye, Tommy. - Goodbye, Tommy.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45Say goodbye, fisherman.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47See you next time, my little sugar snaps.

0:10:53 > 0:10:56Ha-harr, shiver me timbers, Captain Crackers.

0:10:56 > 0:11:00The seas are rough today. Whoa!

0:11:00 > 0:11:03Hold on tight, otherwise you'll be lost over the side.

0:11:03 > 0:11:05Woo-hoo! Ha-harr!

0:11:05 > 0:11:08- Oh, dearie me. - FOGHORN BLOWS

0:11:08 > 0:11:11It's silly time.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13JAUNTY MUSIC

0:11:36 > 0:11:39Oh, hello there, bookworms.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41Or should I say, ahoy there.

0:11:41 > 0:11:43Welcome to Story Corner.

0:11:43 > 0:11:47Come aboard with me, Storybook Stan.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51Now, I've got a nice relaxing story for you today. Here it is.

0:11:51 > 0:11:54It's called The Sounds Of The Sea.

0:11:54 > 0:11:57That's right. Nice and calm.

0:11:57 > 0:12:00Now, come on. Let's get started, shall we?

0:12:00 > 0:12:05Now, once upon a time, there was a beach overlooking a bright blue sea.

0:12:05 > 0:12:07Well, that's clever.

0:12:07 > 0:12:11Hey, I can hear those soothing waves. Can you, bookworms?

0:12:11 > 0:12:14Oh, lovely. Right, where were we?

0:12:14 > 0:12:20Oh, yes. And flying over the sea were two beautiful seagulls.

0:12:20 > 0:12:24Well, I feel relaxed already. Don't you?

0:12:24 > 0:12:28Now, one day, the seagulls looked down and saw a ship

0:12:28 > 0:12:30sailing nice and calmly on the...

0:12:30 > 0:12:33FOGHORN BLOWS

0:12:33 > 0:12:38Oh. Oh, dear, bookworms. That ship must have a foghorn.

0:12:38 > 0:12:42- Just give me a second, will you? - FOGHORN BLOWS

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Oh. That's better isn't it, bookworms?

0:12:45 > 0:12:48Now, let's try again, shall we?

0:12:48 > 0:12:49So, here we go.

0:12:49 > 0:12:54The nice relaxing sound of the sea.

0:12:54 > 0:12:58- Here we... - FOGHORN BLOWS

0:12:58 > 0:13:02No, don't go, bookworms. It's nice and relaxing.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07You've been watching Gigglebiz, my little cupcakes.

0:13:07 > 0:13:11- Say goodbye, Tommy.- Goodbye, Tommy.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:14 > 0:13:16# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:16 > 0:13:19# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:19 > 0:13:22# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!

0:13:22 > 0:13:24# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye

0:13:24 > 0:13:27# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci

0:13:27 > 0:13:29# We all hate to say goodbye

0:13:29 > 0:13:32# But we'll be back again

0:13:32 > 0:13:35# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho

0:13:38 > 0:13:40# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz

0:13:40 > 0:13:43# Na-na na It's time to go

0:13:43 > 0:13:46# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun

0:13:46 > 0:13:48# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho

0:13:48 > 0:13:51# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go

0:13:51 > 0:13:54# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #

0:13:56 > 0:13:57Ho-ho!