0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:14 > 0:00:15Ho-ho!
0:00:15 > 0:00:24Coming up on Gigglebiz! Keith Fitt! Gail Force! Captain Adorable!
0:00:24 > 0:00:27But first, it's Professor Muddles!
0:00:31 > 0:00:36Ooh, yummy! Maybe just one more bite, for scientific research. Ooh!
0:00:36 > 0:00:39Hello there. I'm Professor Muddles.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41And welcome to my laboratory.
0:00:41 > 0:00:45Now, I'm partial to a casty take... I mean a tasty cake.
0:00:45 > 0:00:48So, today's question is close to my heart.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49HE CHUCKLES
0:00:49 > 0:00:54What happens when someone very hungry has eaten half your cake?
0:00:54 > 0:00:59Ahem, well, yes. I may have had, er, just one tiny slice. Ahem.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03Now, thankfully, I've invented a machine which makes
0:01:03 > 0:01:08things as good as new, and I call it my As Good As New Machine! Ta-da!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Catchy name, eh?
0:01:13 > 0:01:17So, we simply place this half-eaten cake here,
0:01:17 > 0:01:22wind up the machine like so, and pull the lever.
0:01:22 > 0:01:26WHIZZ!
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Aha! Success. The cake is as good as new.
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Ho, ho, ho. Look at that, mmm.
0:01:33 > 0:01:38Well, that's dinner sorted. Now, let's try something else, shall we?
0:01:38 > 0:01:42How about... Ooh, what about this rusty old trophy?
0:01:42 > 0:01:46Wonder who won this? Oh! Awarded to yours truly!
0:01:46 > 0:01:47Professor Muddles,
0:01:47 > 0:01:51winner of the Knobbliest Knees competition 1952, Skegness.
0:01:51 > 0:01:56Ahh, great days. It rained all week. Right.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I'll just place the trophy here,
0:01:58 > 0:02:04wind the machine up, and, of course, pull the lever.
0:02:04 > 0:02:07WHIZZING SOUNDS
0:02:07 > 0:02:12Oh, look! Success! My knobbly knees trophy is as good as new!
0:02:12 > 0:02:16I just wish I could say the same for my squeaky old knees!
0:02:16 > 0:02:17SQUEAK-SQUEAK!
0:02:17 > 0:02:21Right. Ooh, I say! That gives me an idea.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24If I can make the cake and my trophy as good as new,
0:02:24 > 0:02:27then maybe I can make myself as good as new!
0:02:27 > 0:02:30But, remember, don't try this at home.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35Right, wind the machine up, take the lever and here goes!
0:02:35 > 0:02:39WHIZZING SOUND
0:02:39 > 0:02:43- HIGH-PITCHED VOICE:- By Jove! It worked! I'm as good as new!
0:02:43 > 0:02:49I'm Professor Cuddles...I mean Muddles. Goodbyeee!
0:02:49 > 0:02:51Now, where did I put that cake?
0:02:52 > 0:02:57Yowee, bairns! Keith Fitt here. And welcome to Keep Fit!
0:02:57 > 0:02:58It's a record, man!
0:03:00 > 0:03:04Today, I'm going to break the world record for welly wanging.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Champion!
0:03:07 > 0:03:12Welly wanging, is when you throw or wang a welly as far as you can.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16And to record my record, I've got my two judges, over here.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Alreet, lads?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Lovely weather for it, eh, man!
0:03:20 > 0:03:21Right, Keith.
0:03:21 > 0:03:25You've got to wang that welly as far as you can, OK?
0:03:25 > 0:03:26Champion!
0:03:26 > 0:03:28- No problem. - HE CHUCKLES
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Now, I'm a professional, that's a given.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33So don't try this at home.
0:03:33 > 0:03:38Three, two, one, begin!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42Ya'way with you!
0:03:42 > 0:03:43BOING!
0:03:43 > 0:03:44Whoa, man!
0:03:44 > 0:03:46OK, let's see how we got on.
0:03:50 > 0:03:53Well? Is it a record, man?
0:03:53 > 0:03:55No, Keith.
0:03:55 > 0:03:56Sorry, Keith.
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Whoa.
0:03:58 > 0:04:01And that's how you welly wang! Champion!
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Whoa, man!
0:04:06 > 0:04:11Gail Force here at the International Hide-And-Seek Championships,
0:04:11 > 0:04:12it's very exciting.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16The competitors at this year's event are the best at
0:04:16 > 0:04:20hiding I've ever seen. But let's see if we can find them.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23(I think there's someone here.)
0:04:23 > 0:04:26I found you! Oh, there's no-one there.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29Erm, let's look over here.
0:04:33 > 0:04:39Peekaboo! It's over! Oh, there's no-one here, either. Oh, well.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43These hide-and-seek competitors really are brilliant at hiding.
0:04:43 > 0:04:46I can't find them at all!
0:04:46 > 0:04:50Ooh. I think I may have heard something then.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Oh, no. Can't see anyone.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Well, this has been Gail Force,
0:04:55 > 0:04:59reporting from the International Hide-And-Seek Championships.
0:04:59 > 0:05:03Eh... Hello. I'm sure I heard someone that time.
0:05:03 > 0:05:07Erm... Oh, no. Oh, well.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11I may as well hide myself. Back to the studio.
0:05:16 > 0:05:18PHONE RINGS
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Doreen! Doreen, can you take that for me?
0:05:21 > 0:05:23And now it's time for YOUR giggles!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Why can't a leopard hide?
0:05:25 > 0:05:26I don't know.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Because it's spotted.
0:05:34 > 0:05:40Now, where did I put that? Some... Ah, that's what I was looking for!
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Oh, hello there, bookworms!
0:05:42 > 0:05:46You're just in time for another lovely story with me,
0:05:46 > 0:05:47Storybook Stan.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52- And I'm in the party mood, today! - HOOT!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54Right, let's get going, shall we?
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Now, today's book is all about a person
0:05:57 > 0:06:01who invented my favourite party game, pass the parcel.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03You can't get better than that.
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Come on, let's get started.
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Aye-aye, look at this! I don't believe it, bookworms!
0:06:10 > 0:06:16The book's wrapped up just like a parcel! Just a sec.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19With no-one to pass it to, I better do it myself.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22Here we go, party time!
0:06:22 > 0:06:29MUSIC PLAYS
0:06:30 > 0:06:34Well, would you believe it, bookworms! It's stopped at me!
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Let's get this unwrapped, shall we?
0:06:37 > 0:06:39Ooh, it's exciting this, isn't it?
0:06:39 > 0:06:43Ho, ho, ho. Oh, no, look! There's a forfeit.
0:06:43 > 0:06:44What does it say?
0:06:44 > 0:06:49"Pat our head and rub your tummy at the same time."
0:06:49 > 0:06:51I've never been able to do that!
0:06:51 > 0:06:55- Let's give it a go, all right. - SQUEAK-SQUEAK!
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Is that right? I don't know which way it is, but...
0:06:59 > 0:07:03My word, this is fun! Right, here's another layer, let's get going!
0:07:03 > 0:07:07MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:07 > 0:07:12Ho ho! Me again! Would you believe it?
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Oh, look, there's another layer!
0:07:14 > 0:07:20MUSIC PLAYS
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Oh, look, it's me again!
0:07:22 > 0:07:25What are the odds!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27No, wait, bookworms! Another layer...
0:07:30 > 0:07:33It's Silly Time!
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Now we go over to Gail Force, who is still
0:07:54 > 0:07:57at the International Hide-And-Seek Championships.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Gail, what have you got for us today? Gail?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Are you there? Oh, dear.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Hang on a minute, I'm just being told that, apparently,
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Gail is hiding herself and she wants us to find her.
0:08:10 > 0:08:14Well, let's take a look, shall we?
0:08:14 > 0:08:17Well, I can't see anyone.
0:08:17 > 0:08:20Oh! Hang on a minute, I think I found you, Gail.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Hello! Gail!
0:08:24 > 0:08:30Can Gail actually hear me? I mean... I'll try once more. Gail!
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Can you hear me, Gail?
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Where's she gone?
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Gail! I can see you!
0:08:38 > 0:08:40- HE LAUGHS - Oh, I don't know!
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Gail Force, there.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Great at reporting, not so good at hiding. Ahem.
0:09:00 > 0:09:05So, Captain Adorable. What's your superhero top tip for today?
0:09:05 > 0:09:10Well, Awesome Girl, my trusted trainee, ahem. Today's top tip is...
0:09:10 > 0:09:12Aha! Super-important.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15All superheroes must always know where
0:09:15 > 0:09:17they've parked their super-vehicle.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Awesome tip, Captain!
0:09:19 > 0:09:23But, er, the Adora Van's parked right here, Captain.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27Er, you can't park here, mate. It's loading zone only.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29Oh, no. Not another ticket.
0:09:29 > 0:09:33No problem. We can just drive the Adora Van somewhere else.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Ho, ho, ho! Drive?
0:09:35 > 0:09:38A superhero shouldn't have to drive a super-vehicle!
0:09:38 > 0:09:41QT, pass me the super-teleporter, will you?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Captain Adorable, wait.
0:09:43 > 0:09:49- It's just... - WHIZZ!
0:09:49 > 0:09:50That's better.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53QT, where has the Adora Van been teleported?
0:09:53 > 0:09:55I was TRYING to tell you!
0:09:55 > 0:09:59The super-teleporter was set on random, it could be anywhere!
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Oh, custard! This sounds like a job for a superhero.
0:10:03 > 0:10:06Captain Adorable, away!
0:10:06 > 0:10:09Awesome Girl, gone!
0:10:20 > 0:10:22Ahem. Now, remember, Awesome Girl,
0:10:22 > 0:10:25the Adora Van could be camouflaged.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27So, keep your eyes...
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Aha! Here it is.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK!
0:10:34 > 0:10:37Hmmm. maybe...maybe not. Now...
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Aha! Awesome Girl, this way!
0:10:42 > 0:10:48Aha! Here it is! Come on, let's get in.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Wait a second! It's disappeared.
0:10:51 > 0:10:56It must've teleported again. Let me think.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Look, Captain! Over there!
0:10:59 > 0:11:04- Er, let's look over THERE! - Found it!- Aha! I was right.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Excellent work, everyone.
0:11:06 > 0:11:08Er, you can't park here, either.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11This time you're definitely getting a ticket.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14QT, quick! Pass me the shrink ray, please.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18Here, don't shrink it too small because...
0:11:21 > 0:11:26..um, we won't be able to find it again.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Well, we'd, er, better get looking for it. Now, let's see.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33I think I saw it over...there.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Ah. Ha-ha! Found it!
0:11:38 > 0:11:42Well, I, er, I fancied the walk! Ho-ho!
0:11:42 > 0:11:44QT SIGHS
0:11:48 > 0:11:53DISCO MUSIC
0:12:12 > 0:12:17DISCO MUSIC
0:12:28 > 0:12:33DISCO MUSIC
0:12:49 > 0:12:51CRASH!
0:13:14 > 0:13:15BELL TRILLS
0:13:20 > 0:13:25Well, bookworms, you've been watching Gigglebiz. Goodbye!
0:13:26 > 0:13:29# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:29 > 0:13:31# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:31 > 0:13:34# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:34 > 0:13:37# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:37 > 0:13:40# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:40 > 0:13:42# Farwell, TTFN Arrivederci
0:13:42 > 0:13:45# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:45 > 0:13:47# But we'll be back again
0:13:47 > 0:13:50# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:50 > 0:13:53# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:53 > 0:13:56# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:56 > 0:13:58# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:58 > 0:14:01# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:14:01 > 0:14:04# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:14:04 > 0:14:07# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:14:07 > 0:14:10# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:14:10 > 0:14:11Ho-ho!