0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:13 > 0:00:15Ho-ho!
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Coming up on Gigglebiz...
0:00:18 > 0:00:20The Lost Pirate,
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Rapids Johnson,
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Will Sing-A-Lot
0:00:24 > 0:00:27but first The Burrito Brothers.
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Hey!
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Hey!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Hey!
0:00:47 > 0:00:52CHEESY ORGAN CHORDS
0:00:52 > 0:00:53PING!
0:01:00 > 0:01:02BOING!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Hey!
0:01:04 > 0:01:07CHEESY ORGAN CHORDS
0:01:14 > 0:01:15CYMBALS CLASH!
0:01:22 > 0:01:23BOING!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Hey!
0:01:30 > 0:01:34ORGAN FANFARE
0:01:38 > 0:01:41# ELECTRONIC ORGAN MUSIC
0:01:49 > 0:01:52KLAXON!
0:01:57 > 0:01:58Hey!
0:01:58 > 0:02:00DONK!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Aargh!
0:02:02 > 0:02:03PING!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06And now it's over to Keith Fitt for the sport.
0:02:06 > 0:02:10- Keith, what are you wearing, lad?- Yah way, Arthur. Ha-ha!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Sorry aboot that! Ha-ha!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14What does it look like, man? It's my swimming gear.
0:02:14 > 0:02:20Got all the stuff - safety first, bairns. Armbands, goggles
0:02:20 > 0:02:23and I've got my flippers. Ha-ha!
0:02:23 > 0:02:24So today, bairns,
0:02:24 > 0:02:27I'm going to show you how to swim reet here in the studio!
0:02:29 > 0:02:31But Keith, there isn't any water!
0:02:31 > 0:02:34And you're never going to fit in my mug, are you?
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Arthur, man, you don't need water to practise your swimming.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39You can do it anywhere, man.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42I've been swimming without water for over 20 year,
0:02:42 > 0:02:44so I know what I'm talking aboot!
0:02:44 > 0:02:47Watch and learn, bairns. Watch and learn!
0:02:47 > 0:02:51OK, now the first manoeuvre is the front crawl.
0:02:51 > 0:02:55Simply position yourself on your beanbag like so
0:02:55 > 0:02:59and then you just start crawling.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Don't worry if you lose your flippers,
0:03:01 > 0:03:04you're oot of the water, man. And then you just...
0:03:04 > 0:03:07crawl like that and it helps to build up
0:03:07 > 0:03:10the muscles in the back bit of your arm, you know, the...
0:03:10 > 0:03:13The back bit of your arm.
0:03:13 > 0:03:16And that's the front crawl, man.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20Oh, dear, Captain Crackers, looks like we're doomed.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Greybeard is going to make us walk the plank.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25All right, Greybeard.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28I'm going to jump into the raging sea. Here I go!
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Aargh!
0:03:31 > 0:03:35Wha...? Ha-ha, we are saved, Captain Crackers. Dry land.
0:03:35 > 0:03:38Take that, Greybeard. Ha-ha-argh!
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Thank ye, provisions!
0:03:45 > 0:03:48And now it's time for your giggles.
0:03:48 > 0:03:50What did the sea say to the sand?
0:03:50 > 0:03:52I don't know.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Nothing, it just waved.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57Ha-ha-ha!
0:03:57 > 0:04:02- Ready, Arthur, man? - Ready when you are, Keith, my lad.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04OK, here we go, bairns.
0:04:04 > 0:04:09Now me and Arthur are going to demonstrate a very special sport.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11It is called syn... synth...
0:04:11 > 0:04:14synthia... Synthesise...
0:04:14 > 0:04:16synth-thee-crissy
0:04:16 > 0:04:19Sync... Synchronised swimming. Aye.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22It's that swimming and dancing all at the same time.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24I've been synchronised swimming for over 20 year,
0:04:24 > 0:04:26so I know what I'm doing.
0:04:26 > 0:04:30OK, let's have some music, please, Doreen. Hit it.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Here we go. Come on, Arthur. Do exactly what I do, all right?
0:04:34 > 0:04:36Follow my lead.
0:04:36 > 0:04:41SYNCHRONISED SWIMMING MUSIC
0:04:41 > 0:04:45Ha-ha! I'm quite enjoying this synchronised swimming, Keith.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Lovely exercise for the old muscles.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50OK, I've got the moves, keep an eye on me.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52I'm the professional. OK.
0:04:56 > 0:05:00Just going to go on my back, do some professional Olympic moves.
0:05:02 > 0:05:05Oh, that's it. Keep going, Arthur.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09Man, my back...
0:05:09 > 0:05:15Well! And that's how you think... sync... syntax...
0:05:15 > 0:05:18That's how you swim at the same time.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21Champion!
0:05:35 > 0:05:39So, Captain Adorable. What is your superhero top tip for today?
0:05:39 > 0:05:44Well, Awesome Girl, my awesome assistant, today's top tip is...
0:05:44 > 0:05:48er...how to spot a super villain.
0:05:48 > 0:05:52Awesome. Maybe we should try to spot one around here, Captain!
0:05:52 > 0:05:56Not a bad idea, but maybe we should try and spot one around here.
0:05:56 > 0:06:01Ha-ha. QT, you stay in the van, just in case we spot super villains
0:06:01 > 0:06:04and we need backup.
0:06:04 > 0:06:10- Captain Adorable, away! - Awesome girl, gone!
0:06:10 > 0:06:12Hm-mm. It might be this way.
0:06:14 > 0:06:19So, Awesome Girl, the thing about super villains is that they
0:06:19 > 0:06:21never look like super villains.
0:06:21 > 0:06:25He doesn't look like a super villain.
0:06:25 > 0:06:30- Ha! That means he probably is one. - Maybe we should follow him.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33I know, maybe we should follow him! Ha-ha.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42DOG YAPS
0:06:42 > 0:06:46Hm, what kind of a super villain pats a doggie?
0:06:46 > 0:06:48That's not any old dog, Awesome Girl.
0:06:48 > 0:06:53- That is his evil sidekick, Doctor Doggie.- Huh!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56He's such a cute little thing! What's he going to do?
0:06:56 > 0:07:01- Train it to rob a bank?- You never know. I'll ask it and find out.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04I say! Doggie... Or should I say - Evil Sidekick,
0:07:04 > 0:07:07Doctor Doggie, yes, you!
0:07:07 > 0:07:11- The super villain! He's getting away.- Wait!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15You may have got away with it this time, Doctor Doggie,
0:07:15 > 0:07:16but I'm always watching you.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18Always watching!
0:07:18 > 0:07:20Captain Adorable, away!
0:07:22 > 0:07:26- There he is. He's buying ice creams. - Ah, so that's his evil plan!
0:07:26 > 0:07:29To buy all of the ice cream in the world
0:07:29 > 0:07:31so there is none left for the rest of us!
0:07:31 > 0:07:33Hm! Not if I can help it.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36QT, I need transport - fast.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39Sending over the trike and helmet now, Captain.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41WHIRRING
0:07:42 > 0:07:45A-ha! Leave this to me.
0:07:45 > 0:07:48- Good luck, Captain. - HE STRAINS
0:07:48 > 0:07:49Little help?
0:07:51 > 0:07:53WHEELS SQUEAK
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Awesome!
0:07:58 > 0:07:59HE RINGS BELL
0:07:59 > 0:08:01No, don't buy any more ice creams!
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- Agh!- Captain!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Captain Adorable, away!
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Are you all right?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Oh, let me help to clean you up.
0:08:13 > 0:08:15I don't think he's a super villain, Captain.
0:08:15 > 0:08:17I don't think he's a super villain.
0:08:17 > 0:08:21In fact, there's a super villain over there if I've ever seen one!
0:08:22 > 0:08:24That's my mum.
0:08:24 > 0:08:27I've been looking for her for ages - she'll be wanting her ice cream.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Thanks, Captain Adorable.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33Ha! Please, don't thank me, it's what I... Wait a second!
0:08:33 > 0:08:35That's a super villain! Away!
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Hello! Rapids Johnson here,
0:08:42 > 0:08:46and today I'm searching for the elusive exercising bear.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49Now, this bear is very shy. So to coax him out
0:08:49 > 0:08:52I'm going to do some exercises, too.
0:08:52 > 0:08:55"Oh, what a wonderful idea, Rapids," I hear you cry!
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Well, yeah, yes, it is.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59OK, here we go.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01And lunge!
0:09:01 > 0:09:04And back. And lunge.
0:09:04 > 0:09:05And back.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Well, no sign of the bear.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10I'll try touching my toes.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12And down!
0:09:12 > 0:09:14And up!
0:09:14 > 0:09:15And down.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17And up.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Oh, don't believe it - still no sign of the bear.
0:09:20 > 0:09:25I know, I'll do a quick five-mile run. Ha-ha, I'm sure to see him.
0:09:25 > 0:09:26Here we go.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30THEY BOTH PANT
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Oh... Well, that must be five miles by now
0:09:38 > 0:09:41and still no sign of the exercising bear!
0:09:41 > 0:09:46Oh, dear, I'm very hot and, well, very sweaty. I wish I had a towel.
0:09:46 > 0:09:48Now, I... Oh. Thanks!
0:09:48 > 0:09:53Well, I'll find that bear - or my name's not Rapids, er...
0:09:53 > 0:09:54Johnson!
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Johnson, that's the one.
0:09:56 > 0:09:57Keep 'em peeled. Oh!
0:10:00 > 0:10:05Heh-heh! All right, see you next Wednesday for bowling. OK, goodbye.
0:10:05 > 0:10:08Oh, hello there. Hang on a minute... And this is...
0:10:10 > 0:10:12Oh, dear! Get this off.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Hang on a minute, I'm just getting tangled up,
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Terry, I'll just have to call you back!
0:10:16 > 0:10:19It's silly time!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22JAUNTY MUSIC PLAYS
0:10:48 > 0:10:52# I am good Robin's minstrel and I always sing a song
0:10:52 > 0:10:54# I try to put good Robin right
0:10:54 > 0:10:56# But he always gets it wrong! #
0:10:56 > 0:10:58Not today, minstrel.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01I'm going to impress Maid Marian by painting her portrait.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Now, when I paint I need to concentrate.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06So no singing. Got that?
0:11:07 > 0:11:09# Got that! #
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Fair Maid Marian.
0:11:12 > 0:11:14May I paint your portrait?
0:11:14 > 0:11:20- Are you any good?- Take a seat and I will astound you with my talent.
0:11:20 > 0:11:25- Go on, then. I could do with a sit down.- Prepare to be amazed.
0:11:30 > 0:11:35# As Robin doth paint Marion The truth he cannot dodge
0:11:35 > 0:11:37# We can't ignore He just can't draw
0:11:37 > 0:11:40# He's made a splodgeddy splodge!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42# A splodgeddy splodge A great big splodge
0:11:42 > 0:11:45# He's made a splodgeddy splodge! #
0:11:45 > 0:11:49Oi! That's not a splodge. That's her head.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51And that bit, that's, um...
0:11:51 > 0:11:52Hang on.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- Is there a problem?- No!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58I just need to concentrate.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05# This painting is so crucial
0:12:05 > 0:12:07# He mustn't make a bodge
0:12:07 > 0:12:09# So here he goes
0:12:09 > 0:12:12# He paints her nose
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- # He's made a splodgeddy splodge! # - A what?
0:12:15 > 0:12:17# A splodgeddy splodge A great big splodge
0:12:17 > 0:12:19# He's made a splodgeddy splodge. #
0:12:19 > 0:12:20A splodge?
0:12:20 > 0:12:23# A splodgeddy splodge A great big splodge
0:12:23 > 0:12:25# He's made a splodgeddy splodge. #
0:12:25 > 0:12:27Right, that's it, I want to see it.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30Ah, now, that's not a good idea, it's not quite finished.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Well, what do you think?
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Personally, I think I've really captured your essence,
0:12:38 > 0:12:41your joie de vivre.
0:12:41 > 0:12:42Robin, it's... It's...
0:12:42 > 0:12:45It's absolutely...
0:12:45 > 0:12:46wonderful.
0:12:46 > 0:12:47What?!
0:12:49 > 0:12:55- Now, THAT'S a portrait. Well done, Little John.- What? No...
0:12:55 > 0:12:57What about mine?
0:12:57 > 0:13:01# It's a splodgeddy splodge A great big splodge
0:13:01 > 0:13:05# You've made a splodgeddy splodge. #
0:13:05 > 0:13:07Right! I'm off!
0:13:09 > 0:13:11# A splodgeddy splodge A great big splodge
0:13:11 > 0:13:15# You've made a splodgeddy splodge! #
0:13:15 > 0:13:19Oh, that minstrel's got to go!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24You've been watching Gigglebiz, superheroes.
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Ha-ha...
0:13:26 > 0:13:29# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:29 > 0:13:32# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:32 > 0:13:35# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:35 > 0:13:38# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:38 > 0:13:40# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:40 > 0:13:43# Farewell, TTFN Arrivederci
0:13:43 > 0:13:45# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:45 > 0:13:48# But we'll be back again
0:13:48 > 0:13:51# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:51 > 0:13:53# Na-na, na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:53 > 0:13:56# Na-na, na-na, na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:56 > 0:13:59# Na-na, na It's time to go
0:13:59 > 0:14:01# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:14:01 > 0:14:04# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:14:04 > 0:14:07# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:14:07 > 0:14:11# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:14:11 > 0:14:12Ho-ho!