0:00:02 > 0:00:05# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:00:10 > 0:00:13# Na-na na-na Here we go! #
0:00:13 > 0:00:16Ho-ho!
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Coming up on Gigglebiz...
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Dan Step.
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Storybook Stan.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24Nana Knickerbocker.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27But first, it's Arthur Sleep.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Hello there. I'm Arthur Sleep and here's the news.
0:00:32 > 0:00:36A shock at the world dance finals last night...
0:00:36 > 0:00:39when the main event was won by a pair of apes.
0:00:39 > 0:00:41They were dancing the orang-utango.
0:00:41 > 0:00:44Orang-utango! Do you get it?
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Like "tango"? It's a dance!
0:00:46 > 0:00:49All right, all right. I'll stop monkeying around. Hah!
0:00:49 > 0:00:53Monkeying around! I can't stop myself!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Ooh! Thank you.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Well, I do hope you have something interesting to show me, Lord...
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- Chiverton.- Oh!- Well, perhaps so.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29I have here a rather valuable sheet of newspaper, which is
0:01:29 > 0:01:32- over 100 years old.- Oh, newspaper!
0:01:32 > 0:01:35I do love to read a good newspaper in the morning
0:01:35 > 0:01:38with my cup of tea and my er, croissant.
0:01:39 > 0:01:40Oh, yes.
0:01:40 > 0:01:44As I said, it is rather valuable.
0:01:44 > 0:01:49I'll be the judge of that. I am the expert, er...Lord Cheesy-chips!
0:01:49 > 0:01:53Let's have a look now. Well, it's quite obvious straight away.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55I can value it at 1p.
0:01:55 > 0:01:59- It says it right there. - That's what it cost back then.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03- But it's worth quite a bit more than that now.- Really?
0:02:03 > 0:02:07Yes, and it has here what's believed to be the world's first ever
0:02:07 > 0:02:13- crossword puzzle.- Oh, fascinating! I do love a good crossword.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Shall we have a go? I'll get my pen out and...oh!
0:02:16 > 0:02:19I don't seem to...oh, may I? Thank you very much.
0:02:19 > 0:02:24- Right, let's have a look, shall we? - Now, just wait a minute...
0:02:24 > 0:02:29One across. Um, a bird of prey - three letters. Any ideas? Oh! I know.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32An owl. I'll put that there. Right, OK. Let's see.
0:02:32 > 0:02:35I think it's best not to write on that, actually.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37There, that's that one.
0:02:37 > 0:02:42- Right, three across. Um, the opposite of start.- Stop! Please, just stop.
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Yes, of course. Clever old you. Stop. Stop. There.
0:02:46 > 0:02:50Er...actually, how about I photocopy you the crossword
0:02:50 > 0:02:52and you can do it yourself when you go home?
0:02:52 > 0:02:56Oh, there's no need for that, Lord Cheese-and-chips. Ha-ha!
0:02:56 > 0:02:59I can just simply rip this out like that.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01There we go. Lovely.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05- But you...you've just...- Of course. How much was it worth?
0:03:05 > 0:03:09Oh, yes. 1p. Allow me to give you that.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11There we are. Thank you.
0:03:11 > 0:03:15I'm going to go finish this crossword and have a nice choccy biccie
0:03:15 > 0:03:17and a cup of tea. Moving on...
0:03:22 > 0:03:30RAGTIME MUSIC
0:04:50 > 0:04:52APPLAUSE
0:04:52 > 0:04:57And now, it's over to Keith Fit for the sports report.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Hey, Keith. Catch! Wa-hey!
0:04:59 > 0:05:04Who-arr! Not bad. But this isn't a paper aeroplane, Arthur.
0:05:04 > 0:05:10THIS is a paper aeroplane. Watch and learn, bairns. Watch and learn.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Here we go. AWAY!
0:05:15 > 0:05:19I've been making paper aeroplanes for over 20 years,
0:05:19 > 0:05:21so I know what I'm doing.
0:05:21 > 0:05:23Whoop! Whoa, man! Who-ooaar!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Oh, this is massive, man.
0:05:25 > 0:05:29He-hey! I think it's "plane" who the winner is here, Keith, eh?
0:05:29 > 0:05:31"Plane" - get it?
0:05:31 > 0:05:33Champion.
0:05:39 > 0:05:45There you go, Jack. You're ready to fetch another pail of water.
0:05:45 > 0:05:48Send my regards to Jill. Ha-ha!
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Oh, hello, bookworms.
0:05:50 > 0:05:55It's me here, Storybook Stan, in Storybook Corner.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Are you ready for today's story?
0:05:57 > 0:06:00I know I am. You're going to love this one.
0:06:00 > 0:06:04Oh, it's one of my favourites.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06Now, once upon a time...
0:06:06 > 0:06:10Well, I never! Would you look at this, bookworms.
0:06:10 > 0:06:15It looks like we've got an actual bookworm here in Story Corner.
0:06:15 > 0:06:21Look! The cheeky fellow's gone and eaten right through this book.
0:06:21 > 0:06:22I don't know.
0:06:22 > 0:06:28Well, I'll try to get on with the story and work around him.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30Right, here we go. Once upon...
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Oh, hang on a minute.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34You wouldn't believe this.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38I think the bookworm must have gone up my sleeve!
0:06:39 > 0:06:43He's tickling me. Oh, he's got my... He's got my neck now.
0:06:43 > 0:06:48I'm really ticklish there. Oh, ha-ha! I'll try, I'll carry on.
0:06:48 > 0:06:51Once upon a time...!
0:06:52 > 0:06:56I'm sorry about this, bookworms. I'm going to have to get...
0:06:56 > 0:07:00He's gone down my trouser leg now. Oh!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Ooh!
0:07:05 > 0:07:08And now it's time for your giggles.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12- What's brown and sticky? - I don't know.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13A stick.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16LAUGHTER
0:07:41 > 0:07:43HE MOUTHS
0:08:14 > 0:08:15At-choo!
0:08:22 > 0:08:26HE MOUTHS
0:08:34 > 0:08:35HE PANTS
0:08:40 > 0:08:41Ooh!
0:09:21 > 0:09:27DANCE MUSIC
0:09:34 > 0:09:39DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES, MUFFLED
0:10:02 > 0:10:04Sssshhhh!
0:10:22 > 0:10:26- Knock knock.- Who's there? - Colleen.- Colleen who?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28"Clean" your door mat!
0:10:28 > 0:10:30It's filthy. Ha-ha-ha!
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Bye.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38# Everybody loves Nana Knickerbocker
0:10:38 > 0:10:41# Tra-la-la-la-la-la la-la-loooo! #
0:10:41 > 0:10:45Ho-ho! It's another beautiful day here on Nana's Panto Farm. Eh, Jack?
0:10:45 > 0:10:50- Yeah. I just wish we had some customers.- Well, young man,
0:10:50 > 0:10:53I think your wish has been granted. Here comes one now.
0:10:53 > 0:10:58- Say hello, everybody.- Hello, everybody.- Oh! I do the jokes.
0:10:58 > 0:11:02Hello. I'd like a jar of strawberry jam, please.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07Well, you're in luck, sir. It's our last jar of strawberry jam.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08Oh, thanks, Jack.
0:11:08 > 0:11:13But I must warn you, sir, it's very tricky opening these jars.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15Right, I'll give it a go.
0:11:15 > 0:11:20Oh, no! I've got sticky jam all over your face. Don't worry.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22I'll clean it up.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Oh, thanks.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28There we are. Oh, no! I'm stuck to your face now. Jack, help.
0:11:28 > 0:11:29It's... Ugh! Oh, no!
0:11:29 > 0:11:33We're all stuck. Oh, dear. Well, at least that busy bee isn't here,
0:11:33 > 0:11:35trying to suck up all this lovely jam.
0:11:35 > 0:11:39- You will tell me if you see him, won't you?- He's there.
0:11:39 > 0:11:42You what? I can't hear you for all this buzzing in my ear.
0:11:42 > 0:11:46- He's behind you.- Oh, right. It's that routine, is it?
0:11:46 > 0:11:49- Oh, no, he isn't.- Oh, yes, he is.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52Well, join in. Oh, no, he isn't.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55Well, I can't... Ooh! Oh, yes, he is.
0:11:55 > 0:11:57- Oh, quick. Run, everyone!- Buzz!
0:12:14 > 0:12:15Buzz!
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Buzz!
0:12:20 > 0:12:24Oh! It's no good. He just wants the jam.
0:12:24 > 0:12:26So why don't we let him have it?
0:12:26 > 0:12:31Oh, you're right, Jack. If the bee sucks up all the lovely jam,
0:12:31 > 0:12:33we won't be stuck together any more.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Here you go, bee. Help yourself.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39There you go. Ooh! Ooh! Quick.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Ah! Oh. Great. We're free.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Thanks, Bee.- Buzz.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48- That was our last jar of jam, remember.- Don't worry.
0:12:48 > 0:12:53I've got something even better. Haven't we, buzzy bee? Off you go.
0:12:53 > 0:12:57Yes. You'll like this! Oh, look.
0:12:57 > 0:13:00A jar of honey, straight from the bee.
0:13:01 > 0:13:05- Wow! Thank you so much.- It's OK.
0:13:05 > 0:13:08Oh, dear! My hand slipped.
0:13:08 > 0:13:10Oh, delicious.
0:13:10 > 0:13:14Oh, I do love a happy ending. Take a bow, everyone.
0:13:14 > 0:13:15- Thank you.- Buzz.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22You've been watching Gigglebiz. Keep laughing.
0:13:22 > 0:13:25Lorene, that's a wrap.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:13:28 > 0:13:30# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:13:33 > 0:13:36# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go!
0:13:36 > 0:13:38# Cheerio, ta-ta Bye-bye
0:13:38 > 0:13:41- # Farewell, TTFN - Arrivederci!
0:13:41 > 0:13:44# We all hate to say goodbye
0:13:44 > 0:13:46# But we'll be back again
0:13:46 > 0:13:49# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:49 > 0:13:52# Na-na na-na Ho-ho-ho
0:13:52 > 0:13:55# Na-na na-na na-na Gigglebiz
0:13:55 > 0:13:56# Na-na na It's time to go
0:13:56 > 0:14:00# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz We've had a lot of fun
0:14:00 > 0:14:03# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz Ho-ho-ho
0:14:03 > 0:14:06# Gigglebiz, Gigglebiz And now it's time to go
0:14:06 > 0:14:09# Gigglebiz, giggle It's time to go! #
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Ho-ho!