0:01:02 > 0:01:05Our family breaks are in a caravan -
0:01:05 > 0:01:10When you go to bed sometimes and the wind's really hard,
0:01:10 > 0:01:14your caravan will rock about
0:01:14 > 0:01:19Our mum thinks fun is coin-rubbing, looking at tiles on the floor
0:01:19 > 0:01:23and looking at different types of
0:01:23 > 0:01:25And don't forget cathedrals.
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Cos I'm an assistant head teacher,
0:01:30 > 0:01:34I think children should learn
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Sometimes her teacher moments
0:01:37 > 0:01:41"Every day is a teacher day."
0:01:41 > 0:01:45It's not like I get them to wear
0:01:45 > 0:01:49We do have clipboards sometimes when we go round cathedrals
0:01:49 > 0:01:53and in museums as well sometimes,
0:01:53 > 0:01:57cos she never lets us do anything
0:02:01 > 0:02:05She'll never let us even have a say
0:02:05 > 0:02:08that I don't give them any choice.
0:02:08 > 0:02:11I will present them with the choice
0:02:11 > 0:02:14of an art gallery or a museum
0:02:17 > 0:02:20We want to relax on holiday,
0:02:20 > 0:02:25With mum telling us about Romans and their mosaics, it's just not fun.
0:02:27 > 0:02:34You guys just can't seem to agree on your family holidays, can you?
0:02:34 > 0:02:38Mum, are you ready to hand over
0:02:38 > 0:02:42Out of time. It's happening.
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Hand on heart? Mm-hm. Mean it!
0:03:18 > 0:03:23I think you'll like that song. I'll just add that in. Lovely stuff.
0:03:23 > 0:03:27Can you see us or can you hear us?
0:03:32 > 0:03:37'Jaz and Joe want to make some big changes to their family break.
0:03:40 > 0:03:44Throw some words at me. Speed. Snow. We've never been on a snowy holiday.
0:03:51 > 0:03:56You like fast, adrenaline-type
0:04:00 > 0:04:04we've lined up three amazing breaks.
0:04:04 > 0:04:08'But can they guess what's on offer from the set of cryptic clues?
0:04:08 > 0:04:13'First up, Break No.1. Something fishy seems to be going on.'
0:04:13 > 0:04:17When I saw the fish, we thought
0:04:25 > 0:04:30The fish led us to the first clue, a bucket of sardines which stank.
0:04:30 > 0:04:34Eugh, what is that? It stinks.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37How do sardines bear any relation
0:04:43 > 0:04:48But we might be going to Sardinia where there are only sardines.
0:04:52 > 0:04:55And they only have one ear.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00We know Sardinia is a country, but we have no idea what's in Sardinia.
0:05:00 > 0:05:05It's watersports. You were right.
0:05:05 > 0:05:15but what about Break No.2?'
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Apple juice. We tried the chocolate. It didn't give us much clue.
0:05:19 > 0:05:22you're enjoying yourselves!'
0:05:22 > 0:05:26Does the tablecloth represent
0:05:26 > 0:05:43Is it a flag? Yes, the Swedish flag.
0:05:46 > 0:05:50If we're right, it's a snow break in Sweden. We'll be really excited.
0:05:58 > 0:06:03I thought it meant a sailing trip.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08so it could be a hot place.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11What could this rope mean...?
0:06:12 > 0:06:16"Ahoy there! If your mum tries
0:06:22 > 0:06:27loads of stuff you put on pizzas.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42Let's do it. Break No.1, any idea?
0:06:42 > 0:06:45We think it's Sardinia. Why?
0:06:49 > 0:06:52Break No.1 is a watersports
0:06:55 > 0:07:00to the Italian island of Sardinia.
0:07:00 > 0:07:05'Staying at this five-star resort,
0:07:05 > 0:07:10'drive your own speedboat and get
0:07:13 > 0:07:15What sort of things take your fancy?
0:07:18 > 0:07:22OK, Break 2. Did you have any idea
0:07:22 > 0:07:26Yeah, cos of the flag on the table.
0:07:26 > 0:07:30The flag confused me. What about
0:07:30 > 0:07:35Yeah. We weren't sure who it was. It was the bloke on the chocolates.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38the famous composer Mozart.
0:07:38 > 0:07:53Break No.2 is a skiing holiday
0:07:53 > 0:07:57'There will be no time to visit
0:07:57 > 0:08:01'as you'll be too busy skiing,
0:08:10 > 0:08:15I'll ramp the stress up. Here comes
0:08:15 > 0:08:20A sailing adventure kind of thing. But we just couldn't think where.
0:08:20 > 0:08:25Break No.3 is a sailing adventure along the coast of Catalonia.
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Cool. Interested? Yeah. Have a look.
0:08:28 > 0:08:33'Catalonia in Spain will be the setting for this sailing expedition.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36on board a luxurious yacht.
0:08:36 > 0:08:40'You'll be in a new location each
0:08:40 > 0:08:43'You can even have a theme park
0:08:46 > 0:08:49and you would also be living
0:08:49 > 0:08:53I'd enjoy it, but I'm worried
0:08:53 > 0:08:57There's lots to think about
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Could you decide now? No. No.
0:08:59 > 0:09:04Would you like me to go away, so you can think? Yeah. Yeah. See ya!
0:09:04 > 0:09:09And I really want to go to Austria.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20No, one-all. It's the decider!
0:09:24 > 0:09:28Have you made your minds up? Well, we had to do rock-paper-scissors.
0:09:32 > 0:09:37So where are you headed? Sardinia. Superb. Are you happy though? Yeah.
0:09:40 > 0:09:45I'll be popping up to see how you're getting on and to give you a chance
0:09:47 > 0:09:51but fail and your mum gets it.
0:10:07 > 0:10:13'Can anyone stand on the water skis?
0:10:13 > 0:10:36'And who will win that final treat?
0:10:36 > 0:10:40We're packing these. She doesn't usually wear them. Good idea.
0:10:43 > 0:10:48I've got every confidence that I'll end up with wearable clothes,
0:10:48 > 0:10:52but I don't know what sorts
0:11:01 > 0:11:06Mum in on a slice of the big secret.
0:11:12 > 0:11:17"Jaz and Joe are taking you
0:11:17 > 0:11:21We're going to Sardinia. Yeah.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Lots of history to look at!
0:11:26 > 0:11:30Mum knows where she's heading, but is off track with what's in store.
0:11:30 > 0:11:35She'll have to wait till she gets there to find out the whole picture.
0:12:11 > 0:12:17It was a complete surprise. I feel very shocked and very nervous.
0:12:19 > 0:12:23When she looked at the equipment, she thought, "What's gonna happen?"
0:12:23 > 0:13:03what's next to the wetsuits?
0:13:03 > 0:13:07That top won't fit you, Mum.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09You'll break the beds, Mum!
0:13:26 > 0:13:29..my 20-year-old painting overalls.
0:13:29 > 0:13:33Nobody's done watersports before
0:13:33 > 0:13:37That was in the washing pile
0:13:37 > 0:13:41a pair of trousers I can wear.
0:13:44 > 0:13:49You are joking! Are you moaning
0:13:52 > 0:13:56when I was pregnant with Joe.
0:13:56 > 0:14:00Have you seen the size of it?
0:14:02 > 0:14:07I think Mum liked what we packed, but she might not wear any of it.
0:14:07 > 0:14:12You've packed some... Lovely things. Revolting things. Thanks(!)
0:14:16 > 0:14:21..like top-wise, trouser-wise and footwear, well, it's OK.
0:14:21 > 0:14:25to chill out with a game of pool.
0:14:25 > 0:14:29Jaz and Joe will make sure we don't
0:14:29 > 0:14:33You have a big day ahead tomorrow.
0:14:51 > 0:14:59No excuses. There'll be no,
0:15:04 > 0:15:07of feeling like they're at school
0:15:07 > 0:15:24allowed any teacher moments.
0:15:24 > 0:15:29Finally, Joe and Jaz know that
0:15:29 > 0:15:33so Rule No.3 states that they decide
0:15:33 > 0:15:35what everyone has for dinner.
0:15:35 > 0:15:40What they order, you will be eating. Oh, you are joking! No way!
0:15:47 > 0:15:50Only if somebody finds out.
0:15:50 > 0:15:54I'll be back later on to tell you how you can get that final treat.
0:15:54 > 0:15:59For now, get your wetsuits on and go and have fun. See ya! Bye! Bye!
0:16:03 > 0:16:06The "no teacher moments" one
0:16:06 > 0:16:09that I can stick to that rule.
0:16:10 > 0:16:14it's straight in at the deep end
0:16:14 > 0:16:19a water-skiing lesson with Angelo.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28And don't push your body forward.
0:16:28 > 0:16:33I think I've got it, but I'm not sure how it's gonna go in the water.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37I pull with the right, I go right.
0:16:40 > 0:16:44I'm not sure if she'll do it properly in the water, or about me.
0:16:46 > 0:16:52I'm in charge. Well, me and Jaz are.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55After all that training, it seemed that talking about doing it
0:16:55 > 0:16:58was easier than actually doing it.
0:17:15 > 0:17:25It's not as easy as it looks,
0:17:45 > 0:17:50I'm feeling really nervous, scared.
0:18:00 > 0:18:04the reins or is that the rope?
0:18:04 > 0:18:08then she'll say, "I did it.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12Who's the wuss now?" Hmm. She will.
0:18:12 > 0:18:14So will Mum prove the kids right?
0:18:26 > 0:18:31A brilliant attempt from Mum, but as predicted, cue the gloating.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35More than the kids though. Kerching!
0:18:42 > 0:18:45Ah, this is the life! Well, sort of.
0:18:51 > 0:18:55This afternoon, we've been doing
0:19:07 > 0:19:11The best bit was the banana boat.
0:19:11 > 0:19:15Water splashing in my face and the feeling that you're gonna fall off,
0:19:20 > 0:19:26This is a better holiday than any other holiday we've ever been on.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30That was so much fun, my cheeks actually hurt from laughing.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39I don't know what'll happen next.
0:20:18 > 0:20:22The bit I'm looking forward to
0:20:27 > 0:20:32Safety first. It's important you
0:20:32 > 0:20:36Then time to see who will earn
0:20:36 > 0:20:40It's brilliant, but my problem is I keep crashing, then speeding up,
0:20:40 > 0:20:43then skidding, then crashing.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48is going round the corners.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51If you brake too hard, you skid off.
0:20:53 > 0:20:58but once I got the hang of the corners, I think I'm getting faster.
0:20:58 > 0:21:01Qualifying over, the grid positions
0:21:23 > 0:21:26Oh, it starts as a tight race.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Look at that! Mum spins out!
0:21:29 > 0:21:33Jaz and Joe move into first and second. Mum catches up.
0:21:39 > 0:21:43now with her sights on Mum.
0:21:49 > 0:21:53I wonder what flavour it'll be? Jaz and Joe floor it, but it's too late.
0:21:53 > 0:21:57Mum crosses the finish line
0:22:14 > 0:22:22This time it's a white-knuckle speed
0:22:22 > 0:22:48the water went in your eyes,
0:22:48 > 0:22:53You see where the water's come here and eroded the sand away? Mum!
0:22:53 > 0:22:59Wasn't that a teacher moment? Yes.
0:22:59 > 0:23:03No, it was just telling you about
0:23:06 > 0:23:09That rule break deserves a forfeit.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15But for now, Jaz and Joe are going to put Rule No.3 into action.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18what everyone eats for dinner.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22Helped by chef Pascal, they'll each
0:23:28 > 0:23:32As the kids have complete control
0:23:32 > 0:23:36Joe has chosen lots of cheese, ham
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Mushrooms?
0:23:38 > 0:23:42My pizza will be really nice
0:23:45 > 0:23:49but she seems to be more interested in teaching, rather than cooking.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53It's close to the French. Was that a teacher moment? "Farine" is flour.
0:23:56 > 0:24:00You've broken the rules again.
0:24:03 > 0:24:08I think that looks perfect. We've
0:24:08 > 0:24:12Your pizza may look perfect, but it's time to serve up your forfeit.
0:24:17 > 0:24:22Jaz and Joe have got a cocktail of eel, squid and octopus. Yummy!
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Now it's completely ruined!
0:24:32 > 0:24:36so she had to suffer the forfeit.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39# When the moon hits your eye
0:25:10 > 0:25:14Jaz spots the perfect beach.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32I have seen water and sand.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34This morning has been amazing.
0:25:34 > 0:25:38Steering the boat and snorkelling
0:25:40 > 0:25:44Really carefully... It's fantastic to come somewhere quiet and deserted
0:25:44 > 0:25:48to ourselves and do what we want.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51The break is rapidly coming
0:25:51 > 0:25:54But the fun's not over yet.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57the final treat. But who will win?
0:25:58 > 0:26:02time to play for one final treat.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05of my following questions correctly
0:26:05 > 0:26:09a luxury yacht back to the hotel.
0:26:15 > 0:26:20But get two wrong and Mum will have lunch and YOU'LL be paddling back.
0:26:20 > 0:26:24We're gonna get this. Here we go.
0:26:35 > 0:26:39I know she loved the go-kart,
0:26:41 > 0:26:45I think she might have preferred
0:26:56 > 0:27:28Right, now for question two.
0:27:49 > 0:27:53Wave bye-bye! It's lovely on here. Bye then. I'll see you there!
0:28:01 > 0:28:04of the best family holidays ever.