Beowulf the Brilliant

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Not the Shrinking Cap, Grandpa!

0:00:06 > 0:00:07Catch me if you can!

0:00:09 > 0:00:10Grandpa!

0:00:17 > 0:00:18No! Be careful!

0:00:25 > 0:00:26Grandpa, stop!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Wahey!

0:00:48 > 0:00:52'The thing about Grandpa is that he's always fun.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54'We play lots of games.'

0:00:54 > 0:00:59- Three!- Aww, you won again! - Ha, ha, ha! I certainly did!

0:00:59 > 0:01:02'We read Captain Dumbletwit stories.'

0:01:02 > 0:01:06...Sprung out of the side of the spaceship!

0:01:06 > 0:01:08'We share our ice cream.'

0:01:10 > 0:01:13'We suck up our spaghetti.

0:01:13 > 0:01:15'And Grandpa is always like this...

0:01:15 > 0:01:17'Well, not quite always.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20'Because today, he was like this...'

0:01:22 > 0:01:26'Mum, Dad and my sister Jemima were away at a bike fair.

0:01:26 > 0:01:29'And we were being looked after...

0:01:29 > 0:01:31'by...Great Aunt Loretta,

0:01:31 > 0:01:33'Grandpa's sister,

0:01:33 > 0:01:36'which meant we had to eat her weird meals...

0:01:36 > 0:01:39- SHE BURPS - '..and drink her green gloop.'

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Pardon me to be so rude, it was not me, it was my food!

0:01:43 > 0:01:48Oh, I see! So you're gonna waste my sausage with sardine sauce

0:01:48 > 0:01:51- and marmalade mash, are you?- Nope!

0:01:51 > 0:01:54Beowulf will eat it. BEOWULF BARKS

0:01:54 > 0:01:59I didn't cook it for Beowulf! Smelly, scraggy little mutt.

0:02:02 > 0:02:07He's nothing but bother, that dog. Beowulf the Bothersome.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10'Little did we know that today

0:02:10 > 0:02:13'Beowulf the Bothersome was going to turn into...'

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Come on, let's get out of here.

0:02:22 > 0:02:25If I could get about more easily,

0:02:25 > 0:02:28I'd go and hide in the bike shop to get away from her.

0:02:28 > 0:02:31'Mum and Dad run the bike shop in our town.

0:02:31 > 0:02:36'It's called the Sunnysands Lend It, Mend It And Vend It shop,

0:02:36 > 0:02:40'because they lend, mend and sell bikes.'

0:02:41 > 0:02:47Mr Liker Biker was looking after the shop while they were away.

0:02:48 > 0:02:53Now, Mr Liker Biker is called Mr Liker Biker because he says...

0:02:53 > 0:02:57Ooh! I like a bike with silver trim!

0:02:57 > 0:03:02Ooh! I like a bell with a tuneful tinkle!

0:03:02 > 0:03:04- RING, RING! - Ooh!

0:03:04 > 0:03:08I like a helmet with sparkly stars on it!

0:03:08 > 0:03:13Mr Liker Biker likes the gear more than he likes cycling.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16So there's nothing that he enjoys more

0:03:16 > 0:03:18than looking after the bike shop.

0:03:19 > 0:03:23Least I can have some fun with Mr Liker Biker.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27You can have some fun with ME. Come on, out of that chair.

0:03:27 > 0:03:30We are going to do some exercises.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33- What?- You are so lazy.

0:03:33 > 0:03:37- Oww!- Look at this dreadful old thing.

0:03:37 > 0:03:41- You never wear it. I'm taking it to the charity shop.- No, you're not!

0:03:41 > 0:03:44- Oh, yes, I am. - You give that to me!

0:03:52 > 0:03:54Thank you, Wulfie.

0:03:54 > 0:03:58Ooh! I've had enough. He could've had my hand off.

0:03:58 > 0:04:02That's it. He stays in the kitchen!

0:04:02 > 0:04:06Any more bother from you and I'm taking you to the dogs' home.

0:04:06 > 0:04:11- The dogs' home?!- Don't you worry, Jason. I've had enough of this.

0:04:11 > 0:04:16I'll tell you what - I'm going to make her love Wulfie...by using this.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18Not the Shrinking Cap, Grandpa!

0:04:21 > 0:04:22Catch me if you can!

0:04:25 > 0:04:26- JASON GASPS - Grandpa!

0:04:29 > 0:04:31Grandpa, get down!

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Come back!

0:04:38 > 0:04:41Argh! Stop this little car, Jason!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44- Ooh!- I'm really sorry.

0:04:44 > 0:04:48'Great Aunt Loretta thinks my car runs on batteries

0:04:48 > 0:04:50'and I'M the one who sets it off,

0:04:50 > 0:04:54'when, actually, it's Grandpa's magic that makes it go.'

0:04:54 > 0:04:58'The car was empty. I had no idea where Grandpa was,

0:04:58 > 0:05:00'or what he was planning.'

0:05:00 > 0:05:04Oh, Grandpa's gone for a bit of a lie-down, has he?

0:05:04 > 0:05:07Anything to get out of doing his exercises!

0:05:07 > 0:05:08CRASH >

0:05:08 > 0:05:12Oh! It's that dog again! He's up to something.

0:05:12 > 0:05:16'I thought it was likely to be GRANDPA who was up to something.'

0:05:16 > 0:05:19Why did you spill the green gloop?

0:05:19 > 0:05:22So Wulfie would lick it up and Loretta would love him.

0:05:22 > 0:05:27- 'But she was absolutely NOT going to love Wulfie.'- Ooh!

0:05:27 > 0:05:31That dog's been on the table, after my gloop! Shoo!

0:05:31 > 0:05:35'Grandpa's first plan hadn't worked. Beowulf was in big trouble.'

0:05:40 > 0:05:43ARGH!!! Ooh, ooh!

0:05:44 > 0:05:49- Don't worry, Great Aunt Loretta, I'm here.- Ooh! Ooh, me toe.

0:05:49 > 0:05:50I better sit down.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53'In fact, we were ALL in big trouble.'

0:05:53 > 0:05:57Ooh, oww! Me toe, me toe!

0:05:57 > 0:05:58Ooh!

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Fetch the frozen peas, Jason.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04'Great Aunt Loretta is always hurting her toe.

0:06:04 > 0:06:09'And we have a pack of peas in the freezer that we always put on it.'

0:06:09 > 0:06:12Let Wulfie take them into her, then she'll love him.

0:06:12 > 0:06:17- But, Grandpa!- Go on.

0:06:17 > 0:06:18BEOWULF BARKS

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Go, Wulfie, go.

0:06:23 > 0:06:27- No!- 'The bag had split and there were peas all over the floor.'

0:06:27 > 0:06:31Oh! This is the limit!

0:06:31 > 0:06:35'Grandpa needed another plan, and fast. He ran in and hid

0:06:35 > 0:06:41'behind the sofa, just as Loretta switched on the vacuum cleaner.'

0:06:41 > 0:06:43You're a very bad dog, d'you hear?

0:06:43 > 0:06:46When I've dealt with these peas, I'll deal with you!

0:06:46 > 0:06:51'Now I was really worried. There was no escape for Grandpa.'

0:06:51 > 0:06:52No!

0:06:57 > 0:07:01Oh, now something's got stuck in it.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05'Yes, something was definitely stuck in it...

0:07:05 > 0:07:08'and that something was Grandpa.'

0:07:09 > 0:07:14Right, the vacuum cleaner is broken and it's all Beowulf's fault.

0:07:14 > 0:07:20- I am taking him to the dogs' home. - But, Great Aunt Loretta...- No buts!

0:07:20 > 0:07:24I am taking him to the dogs' home just as soon as I've been to the...

0:07:24 > 0:07:26SHE MOUTHS

0:07:26 > 0:07:31'Loretta won't say "toilet" out loud - she thinks it's rude.'

0:07:33 > 0:07:36Your plan hasn't worked, Grandpa.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Oh, we'll think of something.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41TOILET FLUSHES

0:07:43 > 0:07:45I'm stuck. The door's stuck!

0:07:45 > 0:07:49Help! Help! It's jammed.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52Don't panic, Great Aunt Loretta.

0:07:52 > 0:07:55I am panicking! I'm going to climb out the window.

0:07:55 > 0:07:57I'll be out in a minute!

0:07:57 > 0:08:01Up she goes. And out I go.

0:08:03 > 0:08:05Help!

0:08:06 > 0:08:11I'm stuck. I'm stuck in the window and it's all that dog's fault!

0:08:11 > 0:08:14'OK, so the bad news was that Great Aunt Loretta

0:08:14 > 0:08:16'was stuck in the toilet window.

0:08:16 > 0:08:21'The worse news was that Grandpa was stuck in the vacuum cleaner.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24'But I had an idea for getting him out.'

0:08:26 > 0:08:29'If your mum and dad own a bike shop,

0:08:29 > 0:08:32'there's always a bicycle pump around.

0:08:32 > 0:08:36'So I pumped away down the tube and suddenly...'

0:08:38 > 0:08:39'Grandpa was free!'

0:08:39 > 0:08:42'But what to do about Great Aunt Loretta?

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- 'Sure enough, Grandpa had an idea.' - Wulfie!

0:08:45 > 0:08:49Go and get help. Go and fetch Mr Liker Biker.

0:08:54 > 0:08:57So Beowulf ran all the way to the bike shop.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06And he barked and barked at Mr Liker Biker

0:09:06 > 0:09:09until, at last, Mr Liker Biker said...

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Oh, you want me to come.

0:09:11 > 0:09:15- BEOWULF BARKS - Oh, right. Hang on.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19So Mr Liker Biker set off at breakneck speed

0:09:19 > 0:09:22with Beowulf on the bike.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35BICYCLE BELL RINGS

0:09:35 > 0:09:38Oh, ho-ho, ho. Woo! Never fear,

0:09:38 > 0:09:41Liker Biker's here!

0:09:41 > 0:09:42BEOWULF WHINES

0:09:48 > 0:09:50Woo!

0:09:51 > 0:09:54Ooh, I do like a damsel in distress.

0:09:55 > 0:10:00'Mr Liker Biker got the window up and rescued Great Aunt Loretta.'

0:10:01 > 0:10:06Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh, thank you.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Oh, thank you so much.

0:10:09 > 0:10:12It's not ME you have to thank - it's Beowulf.

0:10:12 > 0:10:14BEOWULF BARKS

0:10:14 > 0:10:18- He's the one who came to find me. He's a brilliant dog.- Oh, he is,

0:10:18 > 0:10:23he is. He is Beowulf the Brilliant.

0:10:26 > 0:10:28Take your cap off. Quick, Grandpa!

0:10:28 > 0:10:31'Grandpa whipped off his Shrinking Cap

0:10:31 > 0:10:33'and came back to normal size.'

0:10:33 > 0:10:38Did we do it, Jason? Did we get Great Aunt Loretta to love Wulfie?

0:10:38 > 0:10:43- We did!- Ha, ha, ha! Teamwork, eh?- Teamwork!

0:10:49 > 0:10:54Ooh, he's such a lovely boy. Hoo, hoo, hoo!

0:10:54 > 0:10:58I unblocked the cleaner, but sorry about all the mess.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02Oh, what's a bit of mess between friends, eh? Ha, ha, ha!

0:11:02 > 0:11:05Ooh, such a lovely boy!

0:11:06 > 0:11:09What's that on your shoulder, Grandpa?

0:11:09 > 0:11:11It's only a bit of fluff.

0:11:11 > 0:11:16Bit of fluff, eh? Oh, ho! Where've you been? In the vacuum cleaner?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21That's a good one.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30Subtitles by Sean Welsh Red Bee Media Ltd

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