0:00:01 > 0:00:03Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!
0:00:06 > 0:00:07Catch me if you can!
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Grandpa!
0:00:17 > 0:00:19No, be careful!
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Grandpa, stop!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Aaaaowww!
0:00:37 > 0:00:38CRASH!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50This is me, Jason Mason.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55This is my house, where I live with my mum,
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Dad,
0:00:57 > 0:00:59sister Jemima,
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Grandpa, and his dog, Beowulf.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06It was a sunny, sunny Saturday,
0:01:06 > 0:01:09and I was playing cars with Grandpa.
0:01:09 > 0:01:11I'm gonna beat you today, Jason.
0:01:11 > 0:01:14'As usual, Grandpa was getting very excited.'
0:01:14 > 0:01:16Want to win, Wolfy.
0:01:16 > 0:01:20'And, as usual, so was Beowulf.'
0:01:20 > 0:01:21DOG BARKS
0:01:21 > 0:01:26'This wasn't going to be a usual kind of Saturday. Oh, no.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28'This was going to be...'
0:01:31 > 0:01:33Watch me, Grandpa!
0:01:33 > 0:01:37'My sister, Jemima, was about to go to her jazz class.'
0:01:40 > 0:01:43And catwalk, and pivot
0:01:43 > 0:01:44and kick-ball, change.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46And pirouette.
0:01:47 > 0:01:49And catwalk,
0:01:49 > 0:01:51and pivot, and kick-ball, change.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54And pirouette.
0:01:54 > 0:01:56And show it to the ceiling,
0:01:56 > 0:01:58show it to the floor.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01And, big finish.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03Yeah! Ha-ha.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05Bravo!
0:02:05 > 0:02:09What a good little dancer you are. You take after me, you know.
0:02:09 > 0:02:11I used to be a good little dancer.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15Oh, Grandpa. You were so not a dancer.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17See you later, Grandpa.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Give my love to You Know Who.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21You Know Who?
0:02:21 > 0:02:27Grandpa had forgotten that today we were expecting a visit from...
0:02:27 > 0:02:29Great Aunt Loretta.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Oh, yes!
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Grandpa's sister was coming.
0:02:33 > 0:02:38She makes really weird food, like sausage with sardine sauce.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40And she drinks green gloop.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45And she's always stubbing her toe.
0:02:45 > 0:02:50- We have a pack of peas in the freezer we always put on it.- Oooh.
0:02:51 > 0:02:53And she's often like this.
0:02:53 > 0:02:54Aaaargh!
0:02:54 > 0:02:59Or like this. And she makes Grandpa feel like this...
0:03:00 > 0:03:05Oh, no. Not Loretta, please. Not Loretta.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08She's grumpy, she's bossy, she's miserable.
0:03:08 > 0:03:12And I have never, ever seen her laugh.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15If only we could make her laugh, Jason.
0:03:15 > 0:03:17That's never gonna happen.
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Oh, isn't it?
0:03:20 > 0:03:23Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29Catch me if you can!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31You know when Grandpa shrinks,
0:03:31 > 0:03:34he can get up to all kinds of magical things?
0:03:34 > 0:03:36He can fly off in my plane.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52He can run so fast I can't catch him.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57He can hide behind things.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07Get down, Grandpa!
0:04:09 > 0:04:12He can even get into my car and make it go.
0:04:13 > 0:04:16And often I have no idea where he is.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- DOORBELL RINGS - Suddenly I heard the doorbell.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23There was nothing for it, I had to answer the door.
0:04:23 > 0:04:27- I don't need to tell you who was there...- Jason!
0:04:27 > 0:04:29Big kiss for Great Aunt Loretta!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Oh!
0:04:33 > 0:04:34What a mess.
0:04:34 > 0:04:39Your parents spend too much time working in that bicycle shop.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40DOG BARKS
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Don't you start.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45'Great Aunt Loretta isn't keen on Beowulf.'
0:04:47 > 0:04:50'And Beowulf isn't keen on Great Aunt Loretta.'
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Where's that grandpa of yours?
0:04:52 > 0:04:57Ohhh. Breakfast things still on the table.
0:04:57 > 0:04:58Waaaah!
0:04:58 > 0:05:03'If there's something to trip over, Great Aunt Loretta will find it.
0:05:03 > 0:05:06- 'She'd found my car.' - That wretched thing.
0:05:06 > 0:05:10You're always leaving it about. Where's the peas?
0:05:10 > 0:05:13'Yet again, that bag of peas was coming in useful.'
0:05:13 > 0:05:19Aah! I suppose Grandpa's having one of his little lie-downs?
0:05:19 > 0:05:23'I'm the only one who knows about Grandpa's shrinking cap.
0:05:23 > 0:05:26'Everyone else thinks he goes for a lie-down.'
0:05:26 > 0:05:29He's so lazy. He always was.
0:05:29 > 0:05:34'The bad news was that Great Aunt Loretta had hurt her toe.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37'The good news was my car was in the kitchen
0:05:37 > 0:05:40'and that meant Grandpa must be in the kitchen too.'
0:05:40 > 0:05:42- 'But where?'- Oooh.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45Ohh. Oww.
0:05:47 > 0:05:48Huh!
0:05:48 > 0:05:49Oooooh.
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Huh! 'I couldn't fish him out of the tea pot.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59'But now I knew where he was, all I had to do was keep him in there.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03'But Great Aunt Loretta had other plans.'
0:06:03 > 0:06:06Right, let's get rid of this.
0:06:09 > 0:06:11Heeeelp...
0:06:11 > 0:06:15- Was that you, Jason Mason?- Heeeelp!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17'Of course I had to pretend it was.'
0:06:17 > 0:06:22Oh, I see. Your idea of a joke. Not funny.
0:06:22 > 0:06:24'Great Aunt Loretta needed a glass
0:06:24 > 0:06:27'of her spinach and sprout green gloop.'
0:06:28 > 0:06:35Mmm. Oh! Jammy Jumblies, that's what I need now.
0:06:35 > 0:06:39'At last. Now was my chance to get Grandpa out of the bin.'
0:06:41 > 0:06:44We haven't made her laugh, Grandpa.
0:06:44 > 0:06:47And she thinks you're having a little lie down.
0:06:47 > 0:06:52I am! On a bed of tea bags and a bit of old cod.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57'Grandpa smelt very fishy.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00'My plan was to get him to his bedroom.'
0:07:00 > 0:07:02These shelves are filthy.
0:07:02 > 0:07:05Where do you think you're going, Jason Mason?
0:07:05 > 0:07:07At least take that box with you.
0:07:10 > 0:07:14'As I bent down to pick up the toy box, Grandpa jumped out my pocket.
0:07:14 > 0:07:18'Quick as a flash, he hid in Beowulf's basket,
0:07:18 > 0:07:19'next to his squeaky toy.'
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Phoaw! That dog smells like a bit of old cod.
0:07:24 > 0:07:25DOG BARKS
0:07:25 > 0:07:28You'll be sorry if you make another squeak.
0:07:28 > 0:07:32'The word "squeak" gave Grandpa his next idea.'
0:07:32 > 0:07:34TOY SQUEAKS
0:07:40 > 0:07:42'Of course, I had to pretend it was me.'
0:07:42 > 0:07:46TOY SQUEAKS That's not funny at all, Jason.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48You need to watch your step,
0:07:48 > 0:07:51and I need a duster.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57'I decided to keep the squeaky toy away from Grandpa.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01'There was no way we were going to get Great Aunt Loretta to laugh.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03'But he wouldn't give up.'
0:08:03 > 0:08:05No, Grandpa!
0:08:05 > 0:08:08- 'This time Grandpa had gone too far.'- Stop it!
0:08:08 > 0:08:12'Great Aunt Loretta think my plane is radio controlled.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16'She has no idea Grandpa's magic makes it work.'
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Oooh! Aaghh.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- Oooh!- Sorry.
0:08:23 > 0:08:28- Don't you ever do that again, Jason. - Really, really sorry.- Aaah!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Huh! 'Suddenly I saw Grandpa and the squeaky toy
0:08:34 > 0:08:36'in the Jammy Jumblie tin.'
0:08:36 > 0:08:40Oh, the only thing that'll make me feel better...
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- is another Jammy Jumblie. - Not a good idea.
0:08:43 > 0:08:47- Course it is!- Isn't.- Is!- Isn't!- Is.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Isn't!- Is!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53- Ta-dah!- Aaaaah!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56I am the genie of Jammy Jumblies.
0:08:56 > 0:09:00Come to magic joy and laughter into your life.
0:09:02 > 0:09:06This is my wise and trusty chicken.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08Aaah!
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Say "hello", wise and trusty chicken.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14SQUEAK
0:09:14 > 0:09:15Let there be lights.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Let there be music.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19Let there be laughter.
0:09:20 > 0:09:24'Now, I know you might find it hard to believe,
0:09:24 > 0:09:28'because it's quite an odd thing for a grandpa to do,
0:09:28 > 0:09:30'but before I knew it,
0:09:30 > 0:09:33'he was waltzing on the table with a chicken.
0:09:34 > 0:09:36'Then he started on the ballet.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42'It was working! Grandpa's plan was working!'
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Ha-ha-ha!
0:09:45 > 0:09:48'Great Aunt Loretta was laughing!
0:09:48 > 0:09:52'That laugh got even bigger when he started the rock 'n' roll.'
0:09:52 > 0:09:54# The sugar in my tea
0:09:54 > 0:09:58- # You're the icing - Icing
0:09:58 > 0:10:00# The icing on my cake. #
0:10:00 > 0:10:03Come on, Jason. Now it's our turn.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Woo-hoo-hi-hoo-hoo!
0:10:05 > 0:10:10Woo! This feels wonderful, I should have done it ages ago.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12'Grandpa's plan had worked!
0:10:12 > 0:10:16'Great Aunt Loretta was laughing and dancing.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19'Grandpa took off his genie costume and dropped the toy.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23'Great Aunt Loretta was too busy to see him take off his cap
0:10:23 > 0:10:27'and come back to his normal size.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30'Just in time, because the others were home.'
0:10:30 > 0:10:31How weird is that?
0:10:31 > 0:10:35- Pretty weird. - I'm dreaming, pinch me. Ow!
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Come on, join in. Ha-ha-ha! Woo!
0:10:39 > 0:10:42There was this genie in the Jammy Jumblies.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46He was dancing with a chicken, cluck-cluck-cluck!
0:10:46 > 0:10:47Cluck-cluck!
0:10:49 > 0:10:50He was so cute!
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- # You're the honey - Honey... #
0:10:53 > 0:10:55She's laughing!
0:10:56 > 0:11:00We did it, Jason. Teamwork, eh?
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Teamwork!
0:11:02 > 0:11:03# Apple in my pie
0:11:03 > 0:11:08- # You're the gravy - Gravy... #
0:11:12 > 0:11:15Look what I found in the Jammy Jumblie tin. How odd!
0:11:17 > 0:11:20Whoof, Grandpa, you smell like a piece of old cod.
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