0:00:02 > 0:00:04Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!
0:00:06 > 0:00:07Catch me if you can!
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Grandpa!
0:00:17 > 0:00:19No, be careful!
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Grandpa, stop!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Oh-woah-oh!
0:00:37 > 0:00:38CRASH!
0:00:47 > 0:00:52'The thing about Grandpa is that he's always fun.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55'We play lots of games.'
0:00:55 > 0:00:58- ..three!- Oh, you've won again!
0:00:58 > 0:01:00I certainly did.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03'We read Captain Dumbletwit stories.'
0:01:03 > 0:01:06..sprang out of the side of his spaceship.
0:01:06 > 0:01:08'We share our ice cream...
0:01:10 > 0:01:12'we suck up our spaghetti,
0:01:12 > 0:01:15'and Grandpa is always like this.'
0:01:15 > 0:01:20GRANDPA CHUCKLES
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Oh-ho, this is looking good!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26'Grandpa was helping me count my pocket money.
0:01:26 > 0:01:30'Mum was taking us to Mr Whoops's shop to spend it.'
0:01:30 > 0:01:35- You've got enough. Yippee!- Yes! - Let's go and get it!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38'By IT,
0:01:38 > 0:01:43'Grandpa meant the most amazing robot toy you could ever imagine.
0:01:45 > 0:01:47'I first saw it weeks ago,
0:01:47 > 0:01:51'when I went to the toyshop with Troy who lives next door.'
0:01:51 > 0:01:57Wow, I'm going to save up for that robot! Isn't it, BRILLIANT?
0:01:57 > 0:01:59It's all right, I suppose.
0:01:59 > 0:02:03'To me it was much more than just "all right".
0:02:03 > 0:02:06'To me it was...'
0:02:09 > 0:02:12And today the robot to beat all robots
0:02:12 > 0:02:16ROBOTIC VOICE: is going to belong to...Jason Mason.
0:02:17 > 0:02:18JASON CHUCKLES
0:02:22 > 0:02:25'So we all got in to Campo and off we went.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31'And Grandpa said...'
0:02:31 > 0:02:34ROBOTIC VOICE: Are we nearly there?
0:02:34 > 0:02:35LAUGHTER
0:02:35 > 0:02:38'..And Mum said...'
0:02:38 > 0:02:40- ROBOTIC VOICE:- Not quite, Grandpa.
0:02:40 > 0:02:41LAUGHTER
0:02:41 > 0:02:43'..And we all laughed.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48'And when we arrived at Mr Whoops's shop...
0:02:48 > 0:02:52'I scrambled out of Campo and rushed to the window
0:02:52 > 0:02:53'but...'
0:02:53 > 0:02:55THEY GASP
0:02:55 > 0:02:57'..the robot had gone!
0:02:57 > 0:03:01'I had my heart set on that robot
0:03:01 > 0:03:04'and nothing else in Mr Whoops's shop would do.
0:03:05 > 0:03:09'But Grandpa, being Grandpa, had a plan.'
0:03:09 > 0:03:14It's a plan to beat all plans, Jason, I promise you.
0:03:19 > 0:03:23'Back at home, Grandpa found some old bits and pieces
0:03:23 > 0:03:25'that Dad used for mending bikes.
0:03:25 > 0:03:28'And by halfway through the afternoon, we had...
0:03:28 > 0:03:30'THIS!'
0:03:30 > 0:03:34There. He's a triumph!
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Do you fancy a Jammy Jumbly?
0:03:36 > 0:03:40ROBOTIC VOICE: No, thanks. You can have it.
0:03:40 > 0:03:41Oh, thank you very much.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45Your friends won't be able to keep their hands off him.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49What shall we call him, eh?
0:03:49 > 0:03:53'While we thought about what to call our robot, Mum came in.'
0:03:53 > 0:03:58Oh, Grandpa, haven't you gone for your little lie down? Oh!
0:03:58 > 0:04:02It's lovely! You'll be able to show him off because we expect a visitor.
0:04:02 > 0:04:07- That's wonderful.- Troy's mum just rang. Troy's desperate to see you.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10BOTH: Troy?
0:04:11 > 0:04:14'We don't like this boy Troy much.
0:04:14 > 0:04:19'He lives next door and he's always inviting himself round to play.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23'He's very spoilt and he's very rude.'
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Na na na-na na!
0:04:25 > 0:04:27'He does things like this.'
0:04:27 > 0:04:31I want it! No! Me! Give it here!
0:04:31 > 0:04:33'And this.'
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Yah!
0:04:35 > 0:04:37- But- I- want to play with it!
0:04:37 > 0:04:38'And this.'
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Arrrrrr!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42'And he makes Grandpa say...'
0:04:42 > 0:04:46I don't trust that boy Troy anywhere near our robot.
0:04:46 > 0:04:49This calls for drastic action.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Grandpa, stop!
0:05:00 > 0:05:03'You know when Grandpa shrinks, he can get up to
0:05:03 > 0:05:07'all kinds of magical things. He can get in to my car
0:05:07 > 0:05:08'and make it go.'
0:05:08 > 0:05:10Grandpa, watch out!
0:05:13 > 0:05:16'He rides on Gordon, my toy seagull.' Come back!
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Not the plane, Grandpa!
0:05:21 > 0:05:24'He can fly off in my plane.
0:05:28 > 0:05:31'Or he could just run for all he's worth.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35'I'm the only one who knows about
0:05:35 > 0:05:39'Grandpa's magic shrinking cap and nobody must see him.'
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- DOORBELL RINGS - 'And now Troy was at the door!'
0:05:45 > 0:05:47I've got to show you something.
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Look at this!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55The robot to beat all robots!
0:05:55 > 0:05:58I got my dad to get it for me!
0:05:58 > 0:06:01But you knew I was saving up for it!
0:06:01 > 0:06:02Yeah,
0:06:02 > 0:06:06but my dad got to the shop before YOU did. So na na na-na na!
0:06:06 > 0:06:08- (Na na na-na na(!))- Watch.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14Get out the way!
0:06:14 > 0:06:16What is THAT(?)
0:06:18 > 0:06:22- It's rubbish! - TROY LAUGHS
0:06:28 > 0:06:30It's SO funny!
0:06:30 > 0:06:32'I picked up Troy's robot
0:06:32 > 0:06:36- 'because that was the only way to stop him.'- Hey! Give me that!
0:06:36 > 0:06:40Play with your rubbish robot. It won't do anything that mine does.
0:06:40 > 0:06:44- ROBOTIC VOICE: Oh, yes, it will! - What?!
0:06:44 > 0:06:47'The good news was I knew where Grandpa was.'
0:06:47 > 0:06:50I said, "Oh, yes, it will!"
0:06:53 > 0:06:59'The bad news was that he was right inside our robot.'
0:07:00 > 0:07:03Put me down, please.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13'So this was Grandpa's latest plan.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16'I wondered what he was going to think of next.'
0:07:21 > 0:07:24You are my master, Jason.
0:07:24 > 0:07:29You are my master, Jason. What can I do for you?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Can I get you a drink?
0:07:33 > 0:07:36Can I help you with your homework?
0:07:36 > 0:07:40- That's so cool! Has it got a computer inside?- Don't touch it
0:07:40 > 0:07:42or it'll stop.
0:07:42 > 0:07:43Hello.
0:07:43 > 0:07:44Hello, Troy.
0:07:44 > 0:07:47He knows my name!
0:07:47 > 0:07:53- Of course I know your name. You are my master.- I'm his master!
0:07:53 > 0:07:56He said I'm his master now!
0:07:56 > 0:07:58What's your name?
0:08:01 > 0:08:02Oddbotty.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04Oddbotty?
0:08:06 > 0:08:08You're cool!
0:08:08 > 0:08:10Yes, Oddbotty the Cool,
0:08:10 > 0:08:12that's me.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15Hey, you know how you wanted THIS robot?
0:08:15 > 0:08:17- Yes, but...- I'll swap you
0:08:17 > 0:08:20and I'll have Oddbotty.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23Grandpa made it with me. You can't have it!
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Yes, he can.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27He is my master.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31SEE! He wants to belong to ME!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34- DOORBELL RINGS - Oh, that's my mum.
0:08:34 > 0:08:37- I'll see you later, Jason. - No! Come back!
0:08:37 > 0:08:38Troy?
0:08:38 > 0:08:41HE SIGHS
0:08:44 > 0:08:48'I went to my room and looked out at the lighthouse.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52'It started to get dark.
0:08:56 > 0:08:58'I didn't want the shiny new robot.
0:08:59 > 0:09:02'I just wanted Grandpa back
0:09:02 > 0:09:05'and so did Beowulf.'
0:09:18 > 0:09:24'SEE! He wants to belong to ME! To ME! To ME!'
0:09:25 > 0:09:27'I was really worried.
0:09:27 > 0:09:31'What if Mum found out that Grandpa wasn't in his room?
0:09:31 > 0:09:35'But knowing Grandpa, he'd have a plan.'
0:09:35 > 0:09:39- Read me a story. - I don't read stories to rude boys.
0:09:39 > 0:09:43Oh, all right, then. Um, get me my football.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46I don't get things for rude boys.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49DO as I TELL you!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52I don't do anything for rude boys.
0:09:52 > 0:09:57Especially rude boys who go buying a robot
0:09:57 > 0:10:01that they know their friend has saved up for.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03I just go to...
0:10:03 > 0:10:07slee-ee-ee-ee-eep.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08GRRRRR!
0:10:10 > 0:10:15- Jason, time for supper. I'm just going to wake Grandpa up.- No!
0:10:15 > 0:10:19'I had to stop Mum going in to Grandpa's room.' Mum!
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- 'But the doorbell did it for me.' - DOORBELL
0:10:22 > 0:10:23Now, who can that be?
0:10:26 > 0:10:30It doesn't work. I want my one back!
0:10:30 > 0:10:33Told you it was rubbish. Mine was better all along.
0:10:33 > 0:10:38'I got Grandpa out of the robot quickly and put him on the floor.
0:10:38 > 0:10:39'He whipped off his cap
0:10:39 > 0:10:42'and came back to his normal size.'
0:10:44 > 0:10:47Oh, you're up, Grandpa. Just in time for supper.
0:10:47 > 0:10:51He won't go buying toys that you've saved up for again.
0:10:51 > 0:10:55Oh, no, Jason, we've taught that boy Troy a lesson -
0:10:55 > 0:10:59you, me and Oddbotty here. Ha-ha! It's teamwork, eh?
0:10:59 > 0:11:00Teamwork!
0:11:00 > 0:11:02THEY CHUCKLE
0:11:04 > 0:11:08'Later, when we were playing with Oddbotty, mum came in and said...'
0:11:08 > 0:11:11It was kind of you to swap the robots again, Jason.
0:11:11 > 0:11:16- AS ROBOT: Oh, yes, it was.- Oh, for a moment I thought it spoke!
0:11:16 > 0:11:18But it was you, Grandpa.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20'We had a robot to beat all robots.
0:11:20 > 0:11:25'And I had the Grandpa to beat all grandpas.'
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