0:00:03 > 0:00:06Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!
0:00:06 > 0:00:07Catch me if you can!
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Grandpa!
0:00:17 > 0:00:19No! Be careful!
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Grandpa, stop!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Grandpa In My Pocket.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49'It was the holidays.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52'I was playing a game with Grandpa
0:00:52 > 0:00:54'and we were playing very quietly.
0:00:54 > 0:00:59'We had to play very quietly because Mum was doing her latest hobby -
0:00:59 > 0:01:03'weird relaxation exercises.
0:01:03 > 0:01:07'A voice on the CD was telling her exactly how to relax.'
0:01:07 > 0:01:12'Head up, and screw your face up tight.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15'Then let it go floppy, floppy.
0:01:15 > 0:01:20'Relax your lips, relax your tongue,
0:01:20 > 0:01:24'and relax your teeth.
0:01:24 > 0:01:29'Now, stand up tall and deep breaths.
0:01:29 > 0:01:31'In through the nose...
0:01:31 > 0:01:34'and out through the mouth.'
0:01:34 > 0:01:37"In through the no-ose and out through the mouth."
0:01:37 > 0:01:41'Waves of calm are flowing through...'
0:01:41 > 0:01:44I wish I could have gone with Dad and Jemima.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46'Jemima had gone on a school trip,
0:01:46 > 0:01:49'and Dad had gone with her to be a parent helper.
0:01:49 > 0:01:54'So guess who was looking after the bike shop... Mr Liker Biker!
0:01:54 > 0:01:57'But today, there was a problem.'
0:01:57 > 0:01:59PHONE RINGS
0:01:59 > 0:02:02- Hello, Mr Liker Biker. - I'm all of a doo-da!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04You're all of a doo-da?!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07Yes! I've got a very important customer here,
0:02:07 > 0:02:10she needs loads of things and she needs them fast!
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Guess who it is!
0:02:12 > 0:02:13It's Speedy Edie!
0:02:13 > 0:02:15Speedy Edie?!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18'In case you don't know, Speedy Edie
0:02:18 > 0:02:21'is the speediest cyclist in the country,
0:02:21 > 0:02:26- 'the universe, even.'- Get off the phone! I've got a race tomorrow.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Here's a list of what I need. Make it speedy!
0:02:29 > 0:02:35'Oh, yes. She was a very needy Speedy Edie.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41'Mr Liker Biker needed help. Someone had to go to the bike shop.'
0:02:41 > 0:02:44I'll go. I've always wanted to meet Speedy Edie.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48That's sweet, but I think you'll be too slow.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50Let me go! I can be speedy.
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Jason Mason, you're a star.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56I'll drop you off on the way to my relaxation class.
0:02:56 > 0:02:59- Just need some lipstick! - I can be speedy too.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02Especially when I'm small.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Catch me if you can!
0:03:08 > 0:03:12'You know what happens when Grandpa shrinks.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16'He can get in my toy car and make it go, chuff about in our train,
0:03:16 > 0:03:20'he can even ride on Gordon, my toy seagull.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24'And today, he was running for all he was worth.
0:03:24 > 0:03:28'He climbed up onto our game...
0:03:28 > 0:03:31'I was just about to grab him, when...'
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Grandpa gone for a little lie down, has he?
0:03:34 > 0:03:37I knew he wasn't up to helping out.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40Come on. Don't want to keep Speedy Edie waiting!
0:03:40 > 0:03:44'So Mum and I got into Campo and off we went. And Mum said...'
0:03:44 > 0:03:48How exciting. Speedy Edie in Sunnysands.
0:03:48 > 0:03:52In our bike shop! Dad will be so sorry to miss her.
0:03:52 > 0:03:56'And I said...' So will Jemima! 'And Mum said...'
0:03:56 > 0:03:58So will Grandpa.
0:03:58 > 0:04:02'But Grandpa had no intention of missing Speedy Edie.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09'He was going to find his own way to the bike shop.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13Right. My huge long list of requirements.
0:04:13 > 0:04:18- Ooh!- I need sunglasses, thick socks, waterproof gloves...
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- Sunglasses and thick socks?! - This is a round-the-world trip!
0:04:22 > 0:04:27I shall be cycling up icy mountains, through jungles, across deserts -
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- I need to be prepared. - Ooh, I like to be prepared.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33Never fear, Jason Mason's here!
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Ooh, I like a good catchphrase.
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Sorry.- I need bells!
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Right, bells. Come on then!
0:04:40 > 0:04:41Quickly!
0:04:41 > 0:04:45All right! We've got all sorts of different bells.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46- Small ones?- No.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50'Luckily, neither of them noticed Grandpa flying in.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53'I was so glad to see him.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59'I had a feeling we were going to need all the help we could get!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02'It wasn't long before we were working as a team.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06'Here's how. Speedy Edie would say what she needed.'
0:05:06 > 0:05:09A woolly hat with a blue bobble.
0:05:09 > 0:05:11'Grandpa would find it.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13'And then I'd give it to her.'
0:05:15 > 0:05:16Here you are.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19A water bottle with a flip-up lid.
0:05:25 > 0:05:27A map of Australia.
0:05:35 > 0:05:38Here you are.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40Oh! How did you do that?!
0:05:40 > 0:05:45It's as if the things were jumping off the shelves all by themselves.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49- 'I couldn't tell him it was Grandpa.'- A mosquito net!
0:05:49 > 0:05:51A sleeping bag, a stop watch,
0:05:51 > 0:05:53a blow up pillow, insect bite cream,
0:05:53 > 0:05:58a belt with lots of pockets in it, a camping saucepan, a compass,
0:05:58 > 0:06:01silver spraypaint, a waistcoat, oooh!
0:06:01 > 0:06:04This is hopeless!
0:06:04 > 0:06:07You're way too slow! Call yourself a cyclist!
0:06:07 > 0:06:11- You need to get fit. Let's see you run on the spot.- Me?
0:06:11 > 0:06:12Oooooh!
0:06:15 > 0:06:17You can go faster than that!
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Get those knees up! Up!
0:06:20 > 0:06:23'Then Speedy Edie made Mr Liker Biker do press ups...
0:06:24 > 0:06:26'..sit ups...
0:06:30 > 0:06:32'..squat thrusts...'
0:06:35 > 0:06:37One, two, one, two, one, two...
0:06:37 > 0:06:39'..and jumping jacks!
0:06:39 > 0:06:42One, two, one, two... Faster!
0:06:42 > 0:06:46'Grandpa jumped too - off the shelf and onto the counter.'
0:06:46 > 0:06:49Careful, Grandpa, they might see you.
0:06:49 > 0:06:53I knew Speedy Edie was speedy, but this is ridiculous.
0:06:53 > 0:06:55- We must slow her down.- Yes, but how?
0:06:55 > 0:06:58I've got a brilliant idea.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00You keep an eye on Speedy Edie,
0:07:00 > 0:07:02and I'll hide her huge, long list.
0:07:02 > 0:07:06If she hasn't got a list, she'll have to slow down.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07OK.
0:07:07 > 0:07:12'So, while Speedy Edie was busy trying to make Mr Liker Biker fit,
0:07:12 > 0:07:15'Grandpa hid her huge, long list!'
0:07:19 > 0:07:23Come on, I need heaps more things. Where's my list?
0:07:23 > 0:07:26- I left it here!- I don't know. A list, a list...
0:07:26 > 0:07:29I need my list! And make it speedy!
0:07:32 > 0:07:34What are we going to do, Grandpa?
0:07:34 > 0:07:37I don't know. Doesn't she ever stop and relax?
0:07:37 > 0:07:42She could do with going to one of Mum's relaxation classes!
0:07:42 > 0:07:45Well, that's it! Why didn't I think of it before?
0:07:45 > 0:07:49Let's play a nice, relaxing CD, Jason. Come on!
0:07:49 > 0:07:51OK.
0:07:51 > 0:07:55'While Speedy Edie and Mr Liker Biker were arguing
0:07:55 > 0:07:58'over who'd lost her huge, long list,
0:07:58 > 0:08:01'Grandpa ran to the CD player.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03'And I found a CD of nice, gentle music.'
0:08:03 > 0:08:09I left it by the counter, you must have picked it up by accident...
0:08:09 > 0:08:12RELAXING MUSIC PLAYS
0:08:12 > 0:08:18I start my race tomorrow, and I don't have half the things I need...
0:08:18 > 0:08:20What's that music?
0:08:20 > 0:08:25- It's relaxation exercises. - Relaxation exercises?- Ooh!
0:08:25 > 0:08:27Both feet on the floor.
0:08:27 > 0:08:31Bend your knees.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33Hands on ankles.
0:08:35 > 0:08:41Head up! Now, screw your face up tight,
0:08:41 > 0:08:43and then let it go...
0:08:43 > 0:08:49floppy...floppy. That's it.
0:08:49 > 0:08:53- Floppy, floppy.- You try too, Speedy Edie.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Relax your lips...
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Relax your tongue...
0:09:09 > 0:09:14Relax your teeth.
0:09:18 > 0:09:22Now, waves of calm are flowing through your body.
0:09:24 > 0:09:27Flowing! Flowing.
0:09:27 > 0:09:32And you are slowing...slowing!
0:09:35 > 0:09:40- And slow...- 'Grandpa's brilliant plan was working!'
0:09:40 > 0:09:42And slow...
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- Who needs a list, eh?- Ha!
0:09:49 > 0:09:52I'm sure I can remember what's on it.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56A groundsheet...
0:09:57 > 0:09:59..a camping stove...
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Oh! And a tent with a flag on top.
0:10:04 > 0:10:09Oh! I like a tent with a flag on top.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12I think we've got one out the back.
0:10:12 > 0:10:15In your own time, Mr Liker Biker.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18In your own time...
0:10:21 > 0:10:23'Grandpa's job was done.
0:10:23 > 0:10:28'So I put him in my pocket - and just in time, cos Mum had arrived
0:10:28 > 0:10:30'to take me home.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35'I ran into the house ahead of Mum and put Grandpa down.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40'He took off his shrinking cap and came back to his normal size.'
0:10:40 > 0:10:45We did it, Jason! We got Speedy Edie to slow down.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47- Team work, eh?- Team work!
0:10:49 > 0:10:52'Back at the bike shop,
0:10:52 > 0:10:55'Speedy Edie was still doing her shopping.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59'Very...very...slowly.'
0:10:59 > 0:11:03I've found a tent, but I think it might be a bit small.
0:11:03 > 0:11:04Hmmm.
0:11:04 > 0:11:08Is there anywhere I can try it out?
0:11:08 > 0:11:12Well, I'm sure I can think of somewhere!
0:11:12 > 0:11:14Thank you.
0:11:14 > 0:11:19How exciting! Speedy Edie camping in our garden!
0:11:21 > 0:11:25Hey! It's the big round-the-world race tomorrow!
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Shall I come and see you off?
0:11:27 > 0:11:30Oh, tomorrow. Or the next day,
0:11:30 > 0:11:32or the day after that.
0:11:32 > 0:11:35There's no need to rush.
0:11:35 > 0:11:38Oh, dear! I think I've overdone it.
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