Mr Scoffbucket the Goat

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0:00:01 > 0:00:03Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!

0:00:06 > 0:00:07Catch me if you can!

0:00:09 > 0:00:10Grandpa!

0:00:17 > 0:00:19No! Be careful!

0:00:25 > 0:00:26Grandpa, stop!

0:00:48 > 0:00:50'It was school holidays.

0:00:50 > 0:00:54'Grandpa, Jemima and I were playing a Captain Dumbletwit board game.'

0:00:54 > 0:00:57- I get the Planet Matoki! - I wanted that one!

0:00:57 > 0:01:01'Mum and Dad were getting ready to go away for a few days.

0:01:01 > 0:01:05'The good news was that while they were away

0:01:05 > 0:01:08'Mr Liker Biker was looking after the bike shop.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11'There's nothing Mr Liker Biker likes more.'

0:01:11 > 0:01:12'The bad news was,

0:01:12 > 0:01:16'guess who was looking after Grandpa, Jemima and me?

0:01:16 > 0:01:18'Great Aunt Loretta.

0:01:18 > 0:01:20'Grandpa's sister.

0:01:20 > 0:01:24'She is always making spinach and sprouts shake.

0:01:24 > 0:01:26'We call it green gloop.'

0:01:26 > 0:01:28Oh, yum!

0:01:28 > 0:01:30'And all kinds of weird food

0:01:30 > 0:01:32'that she thinks is "Yum!"

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Yum!

0:01:36 > 0:01:38'And she's often like this...

0:01:38 > 0:01:41'or like this!

0:01:41 > 0:01:45'And she makes Grandpa feel like this...'

0:01:45 > 0:01:46GROANS

0:01:46 > 0:01:52Now then. And don't you chew my slippers, you bad boy!

0:01:52 > 0:01:54I know what you're like.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57'Aunt Loretta isn't keen on Beowulf.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00'In fact, she isn't keen on animals, at all.'

0:02:00 > 0:02:05- Will you be all right, Aunt Loretta? - Yes, I'll look after them.

0:02:05 > 0:02:08- I'm good at looking after things. - Oh, no.- What?

0:02:08 > 0:02:12I've just remembered, looking after things,

0:02:12 > 0:02:15I was supposed to look after something for my friend.

0:02:15 > 0:02:16ALL: What?

0:02:18 > 0:02:21'This was what.'

0:02:25 > 0:02:29Scoffbucket! I wonder why he's called that?!

0:02:29 > 0:02:31Aaaw! I think he looks really cute!

0:02:31 > 0:02:36'Beowulf didn't think Mr Scoffbucket looked at all cute.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40'He ran to the house and up to my bedroom.

0:02:47 > 0:02:52- Here are the instructions for taking care of him.- It's just for today.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54Will you be OK?

0:02:54 > 0:02:57Yes! So will Mr Scoffbucket! Don't you worry!

0:02:57 > 0:03:00'So Mum and Dad went off on holiday.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03'And we were left in charge of Mr Scoffbucket.'

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Right. Let's see this list.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07No! Leave it to me!

0:03:07 > 0:03:11I have a way with goats! I can talk to them!

0:03:11 > 0:03:13- They like me!- Don't be so silly.

0:03:13 > 0:03:16Aaaw! I think he's so sweet!

0:03:16 > 0:03:17Don't touch it!

0:03:17 > 0:03:20I'll get a bucket for some water.

0:03:20 > 0:03:24'Jemima went off to the garage in search of a bucket.'

0:03:24 > 0:03:28I can tell with goats. I was once...booted in the bottom by one.

0:03:28 > 0:03:32- SNIGGERS - Oh, think that's funny, do you?

0:03:32 > 0:03:34Get inside, the pair of you.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36Leave this to me.

0:03:36 > 0:03:39'So I followed Grandpa inside.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41'But I didn't think for one second

0:03:41 > 0:03:45'he would leave Mr Scoffbucket to Great Aunt Loretta.'

0:03:45 > 0:03:49Now...don't do anything bad, you!

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Eurgh!

0:03:50 > 0:03:53I'm going to do the washing.

0:03:53 > 0:03:57Well, Jason, if she won't let us help and she's sent us indoors,

0:03:57 > 0:04:00there's only one thing for it.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Catch me if you can!

0:04:05 > 0:04:09'When Grandpa shrinks, magical things happen.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11'He can make my car go,

0:04:11 > 0:04:14'he can chuff around in my train,

0:04:14 > 0:04:17'and he can even fly off in my plane!

0:04:20 > 0:04:21'That's what he did today.'

0:04:21 > 0:04:26Aaargh! Stop that plane, Jason! Stop it!

0:04:26 > 0:04:29'Aunt Loretta thinks my plane is radio controlled

0:04:29 > 0:04:31'and that I'm making it go.'

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Go get the plane back, you annoying boy!

0:04:35 > 0:04:41'At that moment, Grandpa landed right next to Mr Scoffbucket.'

0:04:42 > 0:04:46Don't worry, Mr Scoffbucket. We won't let her be nasty to you.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50Do as I say and everything will be fine.

0:04:53 > 0:04:57'Grandpa hid just as Jemima came back with the bucket.'

0:04:57 > 0:04:59Jason, your plane!

0:05:02 > 0:05:07- Mr Scoffbucket could've trampled all over that!- Thanks!

0:05:07 > 0:05:11Grandpa gone for a little lie-down, has he?

0:05:11 > 0:05:14Typical! Leaves me to do everything!

0:05:14 > 0:05:17- I'll look after Mr Scoffbucket! - Me too!

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Oh no you can't! He's dangerous!

0:05:20 > 0:05:22I'm in charge.

0:05:22 > 0:05:26What would your mother say if I let you get nibbled by a goat?

0:05:26 > 0:05:31'So off went Great Aunt Loretta with the bucket.'

0:05:35 > 0:05:38Just you drink that and try and behave yourself!

0:05:38 > 0:05:40CLATTER

0:05:40 > 0:05:43You kicked it, didn't you?!

0:05:43 > 0:05:47You should be called Mr Kickbucket, you should!

0:05:47 > 0:05:48Whoa!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51He kicked the bucket!

0:05:51 > 0:05:52He's a bad goat!

0:05:52 > 0:05:54I knew it!

0:05:56 > 0:05:59I'm not sure that was a good idea!

0:05:59 > 0:06:01You'll only make her worse!

0:06:02 > 0:06:06'Later, we all helped hang out the washing.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08'Suddenly, I saw Grandpa.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11'He'd climbed a tree to get a better view.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15'He was laughing at Great Aunt Loretta's washing.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18'And I didn't blame him! It looked like this!'

0:06:18 > 0:06:19BOTH GIGGLE

0:06:19 > 0:06:23We'll get Mr Scoffbucket's food ready!

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Oh, you will, will you?

0:06:33 > 0:06:37'Great Aunt Loretta insisted that she should do it.

0:06:37 > 0:06:40'So Jemima and I stood watching her.'

0:06:40 > 0:06:44She once got booted in the bottom by a goat!

0:06:44 > 0:06:48There! Now, don't spill it!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Eat it nicely!

0:06:50 > 0:06:51Yum!

0:06:51 > 0:06:54'But Mr Scoffbucket didn't think it was yum!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57'He kicked the bucket over.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02'At that moment, I saw Grandpa jump out of the tree.'

0:07:02 > 0:07:05Aargh! Oh! Me ankle!

0:07:05 > 0:07:09'Then he climbed on to Mr Scoffbucket's back.'

0:07:09 > 0:07:11That wasn't very sensible!

0:07:12 > 0:07:14No, stay here!

0:07:14 > 0:07:16'But Mr Scoffbucket had a plan.'

0:07:16 > 0:07:20Aaargh! He did it! He booted me in the bottom!

0:07:20 > 0:07:23That really hasn't helped!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26Oooh! Oooh!

0:07:26 > 0:07:29Get the peas, Jason! That's it!

0:07:29 > 0:07:33'So I went to get the peas we keep especially for these moments.

0:07:33 > 0:07:37'Usually she hurts her toe and we put the peas on that.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40'This time, it was her bottom.'

0:07:40 > 0:07:42Ooooh!

0:07:42 > 0:07:47'Meanwhile, Mr Scoffbucket was eating her pants!'

0:07:47 > 0:07:49He's eating me pants!

0:07:49 > 0:07:52'Then he pulled the washing line down!'

0:07:52 > 0:07:55Run! Upstairs, come on!

0:07:55 > 0:07:58'And Grandpa came running in.

0:07:58 > 0:08:01'I was hoping he had another plan.

0:08:01 > 0:08:04'Because we were desperate now.'

0:08:04 > 0:08:06We need help, Jason.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09We need someone strong, and brave, and...

0:08:09 > 0:08:11I know! Write me a note, quick!

0:08:11 > 0:08:14'So I grabbed a pencil,

0:08:14 > 0:08:18'and Grandpa told me what to write.'

0:08:22 > 0:08:25Calm down! I'm sure it will be fine!

0:08:25 > 0:08:27"Fine"(!) How can it be fine?!

0:08:27 > 0:08:31He's knocked me over, eaten me pants, what next?!

0:08:34 > 0:08:39- He's running round the sitting room! - You see?! He'll eat everything!

0:08:39 > 0:08:43He'll make a mess, then probably go to the...(toilet!)

0:08:43 > 0:08:47'Great Aunt Loretta doesn't say the word toilet out loud.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49'She think it's rude.

0:08:49 > 0:08:53'I looked out my bedroom window and saw Grandpa fly off in my plane!

0:08:53 > 0:08:55'He'd gone for help.'

0:08:55 > 0:09:00Oh! I like a bottle with a slurpy, nozzly type thing!

0:09:02 > 0:09:06'Mr Liker Biker was having a great time sorting things out.'

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Ah! Need more bottles!

0:09:12 > 0:09:15'At that moment, who should fly in? Grandpa!

0:09:15 > 0:09:19'As he flew over the counter he dropped my note.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22'Then, as quickly as he came, he was gone.'

0:09:28 > 0:09:29Hello, what's this?

0:09:29 > 0:09:31It's a note!

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Oh, it's from Jason!

0:09:33 > 0:09:37I missed him! "Please come to the Mason house at once.

0:09:37 > 0:09:42"Mr Scoffbucket has eaten Great Aunt Loretta's pants."

0:09:42 > 0:09:44Oh, no!

0:09:44 > 0:09:47I hope she wasn't wearing them at the time!

0:09:47 > 0:09:49Right, must go! Erm...yes, right.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Here we go!

0:10:00 > 0:10:02'Soon Grandpa was back home.'

0:10:03 > 0:10:05I'll be right back.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11'Mr Scoffbucket had eaten a pile of newspapers

0:10:11 > 0:10:16'and was halfway through Great Aunt Loretta's slipper.

0:10:18 > 0:10:20'I ran outside to find Grandpa.'

0:10:20 > 0:10:22Cap off, Grandpa, quick!

0:10:22 > 0:10:26Don't worry, Jason, help is on the way!

0:10:26 > 0:10:27Never fear!

0:10:27 > 0:10:30Liker Biker's here!

0:10:30 > 0:10:32- BOTH: That way!- Oh, right!

0:10:32 > 0:10:37We did it, Jason! He'll sort out Mr Scoffbucket in no time!

0:10:37 > 0:10:41- Teamwork!- Teamwork!

0:10:41 > 0:10:45'Mr Liker Biker led Mr Scoffbucket out into the garden.'

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Come on, Philip!

0:10:47 > 0:10:49BOTH: Philip?!

0:10:49 > 0:10:51Yeah! It's his first name.

0:10:51 > 0:10:56Philip Scoffbucket. If you use their first names they are friendly.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02'So Philip Scoffbucket waited patiently to be collected.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05'We tidied up inside.'

0:11:07 > 0:11:10'Later, everything was back to normal.'

0:11:10 > 0:11:15Thank you so much, Mr Liker Biker!

0:11:15 > 0:11:18I don't know what we'd have done without you!

0:11:18 > 0:11:21It was a pleasure! I'm quite keen on goats!

0:11:21 > 0:11:24That's what Grandpa said! Fat lot of help he was!

0:11:24 > 0:11:28- He just went for a lie-down! - You wouldn't let me help.

0:11:28 > 0:11:34If you had, Mr Scoffbucket wouldn't have eaten your slipper. Or pants!

0:11:34 > 0:11:36Yum!

0:11:36 > 0:11:38ALL LAUGH

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