0:00:02 > 0:00:04Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!
0:00:06 > 0:00:08Catch me if you can!
0:00:09 > 0:00:11Grandpa!
0:00:17 > 0:00:19No! Be careful!
0:00:25 > 0:00:26Grandpa, stop!
0:00:35 > 0:00:37Wahey!
0:00:47 > 0:00:54'Grandpa and I had finished making a fisherman out of modelling clay.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57'Mum was in Miss Smiley's cafe with her friends.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59'Dad was at the bike shop.
0:00:59 > 0:01:03'And Jemima was on the phone to her friend, Izzie.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05'Suddenly, Dad came into the garden.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08- Have you heard the news? - BOTH: What news?- The big ship.
0:01:08 > 0:01:12- What big ship?- There's a big ship in the harbour.
0:01:12 > 0:01:17Its engine is broken and the passengers are ashore.
0:01:17 > 0:01:21The bike shop is heaving, everyone wants to hire bikes.
0:01:21 > 0:01:24We're running out, so I've come to fetch mine.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26- See you later. - 'Then Jemima ran in.'
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- Izzie just told me... - 'Then Mum arrived.'
0:01:29 > 0:01:33Miss Smiley's cafe is full of people.
0:01:33 > 0:01:35- And who do you think I met?- Who?
0:01:35 > 0:01:37The captain of the ship.
0:01:37 > 0:01:42Captain Shipshape. He came in and had a cherry chunk...
0:01:42 > 0:01:43with his fish!
0:01:43 > 0:01:46- His fish(?)- Yes, it's called Bryan.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49And I've invited the captain to stay.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53'Oh, yes, today we were all about to meet...'
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Everybody, this is Captain Shipshape.
0:02:05 > 0:02:06ALL: Hi, Captain!
0:02:06 > 0:02:09"Hi, Captain"? Oh no, this will not do.
0:02:09 > 0:02:13This is how to greet the captain of a ship, "How do you do, sir!"
0:02:13 > 0:02:16ALL: How do you do, sir!
0:02:16 > 0:02:20Oh, and this is Captain Shipshape's fish, Bryan.
0:02:20 > 0:02:21How do you do, sir!
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Oh, so who's an old clever clogs then?
0:02:24 > 0:02:26It's Grandpa.
0:02:26 > 0:02:31Well, Grandpa, perhaps you would like to learn how to greet my fish?
0:02:31 > 0:02:33This is how.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Swishy swishy little fishy,
0:02:36 > 0:02:39tell me, fishy, what's your wishy?
0:02:41 > 0:02:44'And now it was Grandpa's turn.'
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Swishy swishy, little fishy,
0:02:48 > 0:02:50tell me, fishy, what's your wishy?
0:02:50 > 0:02:53He never replies.
0:02:53 > 0:02:59Now, everything has to be shipshape and done on time.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02When my clock goes "boing",
0:03:02 > 0:03:06it means something must be done till 5pm, which is my nap time.
0:03:06 > 0:03:11- BOING!- Blow me down, it's time for my juice and jammy-jumblies.
0:03:11 > 0:03:13'This was too much for Grandpa.'
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Help with my bags. Thank you.
0:03:16 > 0:03:20He's going to be big trouble, Jason, I can smell it.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22I think you're right, Grandpa.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25If I can get him alone at 5pm, his nap time,
0:03:25 > 0:03:27- I can get rid of him.- Oh!
0:03:27 > 0:03:29I have a plan.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37Catch me if you can!
0:03:39 > 0:03:42'You know what happens when Grandpa shrinks.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46'He can get in my toy car and make it go.
0:03:47 > 0:03:51'He can chuff around in our Sunny Sands train.
0:03:51 > 0:03:55'Or he can just run so fast I can't catch him.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58'And that's what he'd done today.'
0:03:58 > 0:04:02We'll put him in Jason's room. You don't mind having the sofa?
0:04:04 > 0:04:07We've got to get him on his own, Jason.
0:04:08 > 0:04:12'Grandpa had a plan. Grandpa always has a plan.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16'He ran into the kitchen and climbed onto the table.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20Fish, what's your wishy? I wish you'd answer me one day.
0:04:20 > 0:04:22I know you understand me.
0:04:22 > 0:04:26- HE BLOWS KISSES - You do. You do-oo!
0:04:26 > 0:04:31- Your room's all ready for you, Captain.- Thank you.
0:04:31 > 0:04:35'Just then, the doorbell rang. I rushed to the door...
0:04:35 > 0:04:38- 'and who should it be?' - It's only me!
0:04:38 > 0:04:42'It was Great Aunt Loretta, Grandpa's sister.'
0:04:42 > 0:04:46Grandpa not here? He's missing my prune and cabbage puddings.
0:04:46 > 0:04:53- And he's missing the news of the big ship...- Loretta...- What?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56No, shh, I'm telling a story.
0:04:56 > 0:04:58The captain went into Miss Smiley's cafe
0:04:58 > 0:05:01and he ate FIVE cherry chunks!
0:05:01 > 0:05:02Five!
0:05:02 > 0:05:06'Everybody tried to stop Great Aunt Loretta talking
0:05:06 > 0:05:09'because Captain Shipshape could hear her.'
0:05:09 > 0:05:13People are saying the captain is absolutely bonkers!
0:05:13 > 0:05:17He talks to his fish all the time!
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Can you imagine? Talking to a...
0:05:22 > 0:05:23..fish.
0:05:26 > 0:05:30It's very nice to meet you, your captainship.
0:05:30 > 0:05:34Would you like a prune and cabbage pudding?
0:05:35 > 0:05:37No, I would not.
0:05:37 > 0:05:40- BELL CHIMES TWICE - Aha! Time for inspection.
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Line up! Line up!
0:05:42 > 0:05:46'So we all lined up for inspection.'
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Hands out of pockets.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Shoulders down, girl.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53You can wipe that grin off your face, funny old lady.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55'Then, Grandpa had an idea.
0:05:55 > 0:05:59'He signalled to me that he was going into the clock.
0:05:59 > 0:06:03'I guessed he was going to try and make the time go faster,
0:06:03 > 0:06:07'so the captain's nap time would come sooner.
0:06:07 > 0:06:10'First, he turned off the "boing",
0:06:10 > 0:06:12'then he turned the clock hands round.'
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Boing! Boing!
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Boing!
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Blow me down, it's never made that kind of boing before.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28'First, he shook the clock,
0:06:28 > 0:06:32'then he banged it. Poor Grandpa!'
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Three o'clock, time to scrub the decks. Come on!
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Everything has to be shipshape.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42- What does it have to be? - ALL: Shipshape!
0:06:42 > 0:06:47'Before we knew it, we were scrubbing the kitchen floor.
0:06:47 > 0:06:50'Sure enough, Grandpa came to our rescue
0:06:50 > 0:06:53'and turned the clock hands round again.'
0:06:53 > 0:06:55Boing! Boing! Boing!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Boing!
0:06:57 > 0:07:01Blow me down, time flies when you're enjoying yourself,
0:07:01 > 0:07:05doesn't it, Bryan, my little fishy friend?
0:07:05 > 0:07:09It's four o'clock already, time to dance the hornpipe.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15'And that's what he made us all do, dance the hornpipe,
0:07:15 > 0:07:19'which is a dance that sailors used to do in olden days.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21'And it's quite odd.
0:07:23 > 0:07:27'And I saw Grandpa peep out from the kitchen door.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30'He couldn't resist joining in.
0:07:32 > 0:07:37'When he saw how tired everyone was, especially Great Aunt Loretta,
0:07:37 > 0:07:40'he ran back into the kitchen.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45'And soon we heard...'
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- Boing!- Blow me down!
0:07:50 > 0:07:52- Boing!- It's time for my nap.
0:07:52 > 0:07:55Come on, Bryan, beddy-byes.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58- I'll show you to your room. - Thank you.
0:07:58 > 0:08:03'As everyone went through the kitchen door,
0:08:03 > 0:08:06'Grandpa jumped out of the kitchen window.
0:08:12 > 0:08:16Goodness, Jason, he's a shocker.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18I even felt sorry for Loretta.
0:08:18 > 0:08:23But now I've got him on his own, I can carry out my plan.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27- What is your plan, Grandpa?- Ah, the secret lies with the fish.
0:08:27 > 0:08:32- I need our fisherman's coat, his rod and your plane.- OK.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35'Well, you know when Grandpa has a plan,
0:08:35 > 0:08:39'there's no stopping him. Soon he was flying in my plane,
0:08:39 > 0:08:43'with the fisherman's cape and fishing rod.'
0:08:43 > 0:08:44What's that? Stop it!
0:08:44 > 0:08:47Stop it, I say, obey orders!
0:08:49 > 0:08:51It's that boy, Jason Mason, Bryan.
0:08:51 > 0:08:56he must have flown his radio-controlled plane in here.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59Were you frightened, little fishy?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03'While Captain Shipshape went back to sleep,
0:09:03 > 0:09:08'Grandpa got onto a shelf. He was wearing the fisherman's cape
0:09:08 > 0:09:12- 'and carrying the rod.' - CAPTAIN SNORES
0:09:12 > 0:09:15- Ahem! - What was that?
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Blow me down, a fisherman trying to catch Bryan.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22'While Captain Shipshape comforted Bryan,
0:09:22 > 0:09:24'Grandpa made his escape.'
0:09:26 > 0:09:30Poor little fishy-wishy, it's that Jason up to his tricks.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33He must have put that fisherman there.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37Don't worry, Bryan, Daddy's here.
0:09:37 > 0:09:41'Grandpa climbed up, and hid behind the lighthouse.'
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Swishy-swishy. Little fishy.
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Tell me, fishy...
0:09:46 > 0:09:48HE YAWNS
0:09:48 > 0:09:49..what's your wishy?
0:09:49 > 0:09:52I want to go home.
0:09:52 > 0:09:53Yes, of course you...
0:09:55 > 0:09:57..you spoke!
0:09:57 > 0:10:00You said, "I want to go home."
0:10:00 > 0:10:05'But of course, it wasn't Bryan who'd spoken, it was Grandpa.'
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I don't like it here.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09No, neither do I.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11I don't like the fisherman.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15No, I don't like that fisherman either.
0:10:15 > 0:10:20And I don't like the funny old lady with the hedgehog hair.
0:10:20 > 0:10:23Me neither! She's bonkers.
0:10:24 > 0:10:31Can't we go back to the ship, and stay in our cabin, forever?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34It's your fish's little wishy.
0:10:34 > 0:10:39Of course we can. Your wishy is my command.
0:10:39 > 0:10:44'Grandpa's job was done. Captain Shipshape was about to leave.
0:10:44 > 0:10:48'While everyone waved goodbye to Captain Shipshape in the garden,
0:10:48 > 0:10:52'I ran upstairs and got Grandpa. I put him down on the floor,
0:10:52 > 0:10:56'and he took off his cap, and came back to normal size.'
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Ooh! Well, Jason, we saw him off at last,
0:10:59 > 0:11:01him and his little fishy.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04Yes, Grandpa, I think we call it teamwork.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06Teamwork, ha-ha-ha!
0:11:06 > 0:11:07THEY BOTH LAUGH
0:11:07 > 0:11:14Oh, oh... Well, that was a long lie down, Grandpa.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17Oh dear, did I miss the excitement?
0:11:17 > 0:11:22No, you missed all the hard work. This is the excitement.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24"Little fishy, what's your wishy?
0:11:24 > 0:11:29"Prune and cabbage, in a dishy." He-he-he! Boing!
0:11:29 > 0:11:32Oh, oh, is he back?
0:11:32 > 0:11:35No! It's just Grandpa.
0:11:35 > 0:11:36Oh, you!
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