No Ordinary Pig

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Not the shrinking cap!

0:00:06 > 0:00:07Catch me if you can!

0:00:09 > 0:00:10Grandpa!

0:00:17 > 0:00:19No, be careful!

0:00:25 > 0:00:26Grandpa, stop!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Whoa...

0:00:47 > 0:00:52Today, Dad got us all involved in a big plan.

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Nothing like a good clear out.

0:00:54 > 0:00:57We have so much junk for the charity shop.

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Hey! You can't take this to the charity shop!

0:01:00 > 0:01:04Mr Porky, my piggy bank. I made him when I was a boy.

0:01:04 > 0:01:07He's a bit... Well, ordinary.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Ordinary?

0:01:09 > 0:01:13Ordinary?! There's nothing ordinary about Mr Porky.

0:01:13 > 0:01:17Of course, Grandpa was right.

0:01:17 > 0:01:20Mr Porky was no ordinary pig.

0:01:23 > 0:01:25My carousel! I want to keep it.

0:01:25 > 0:01:29But it's broken. And this boat of yours doesn't work, Jason.

0:01:29 > 0:01:30Maybe we can mend it.

0:01:30 > 0:01:34Yes, Dad! Please, let me keep it, Dad! Please!

0:01:34 > 0:01:36Maybe I can mend them, Jason.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39But it would be better if I were small.

0:01:39 > 0:01:42Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!

0:01:48 > 0:01:52Grandpa can do all kinds of things when he's small.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55He can run so fast, I can't catch him.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57He can get into the tiniest of places

0:01:57 > 0:02:00and his magic can make my toys work.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02Like...my car

0:02:02 > 0:02:04and my plane.

0:02:04 > 0:02:08I'm the only one who knows about his shrinking cap.

0:02:08 > 0:02:11And no-one else is allowed to find out.

0:02:11 > 0:02:15As usual, I had no idea where Grandpa was hiding.

0:02:15 > 0:02:19- And then I heard...- Ship ahoy!

0:02:19 > 0:02:22He was in Jemima's carousel.

0:02:22 > 0:02:24I want to keep it, Dad, I do!

0:02:24 > 0:02:27Grandpa! Hide! They're coming!

0:02:27 > 0:02:29So, Grandpa got out of the boat

0:02:29 > 0:02:33and went through the door in the middle of the carousel.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37In no time at all, Grandpa had mended something inside

0:02:37 > 0:02:39and it was working!

0:02:39 > 0:02:42Grandpa gone for a little lie down, has he?

0:02:44 > 0:02:46Jason, you're brilliant!

0:02:46 > 0:02:48I can keep it, can't I, Dad?

0:02:48 > 0:02:51- You can keep it. - Yes! It's going in my room.

0:02:51 > 0:02:55But YOU are off to the charity shop, Mr Porky.

0:02:55 > 0:02:58And Mr Porky wasn't alone. Oh, no!

0:02:58 > 0:03:02- Please, let me keep my boat, Dad! - But it's broken, Jason.

0:03:02 > 0:03:06If anyone could mend my boat, it would be Grandpa.

0:03:06 > 0:03:10I needed an idea and I needed it fast.

0:03:10 > 0:03:14Hey, instead of taking these to the charity shop,

0:03:14 > 0:03:17why don't we bring them to Mr Mentor the Inventor?

0:03:17 > 0:03:21He can invent something out of the things that don't work.

0:03:21 > 0:03:26Now, Mr Mentor the Inventor lives in the lighthouse in Sunnysands.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29He's always coming up with really crazy inventions.

0:03:29 > 0:03:33Like this - the Automatic Hair-O-Static

0:03:33 > 0:03:36that gives you a new hairstyle every day.

0:03:36 > 0:03:40And this - the Huffer-Puffer Pillow Fluffer.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44BOOM!

0:03:44 > 0:03:50Oh, yes. Mr Mentor invents things out of all kinds of junk.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52He loves junk.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56So, Dad called Mr Mentor,

0:03:56 > 0:04:01and Grandpa slid down the banisters and out into the garden.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06And this is what happened...

0:04:06 > 0:04:11Yes, Grandpa got into my broken boat and his magic made it go.

0:04:11 > 0:04:13Dad! Jemima!

0:04:13 > 0:04:16They thought I'd mended it, then Mr Mentor arrived.

0:04:16 > 0:04:20Here I am! Oh, now that is a fab-u-diculous bit of junk.

0:04:20 > 0:04:24No, Mr Mentor, the junk's inside. I'll show you.

0:04:24 > 0:04:25There was no time to lose.

0:04:25 > 0:04:30Grandpa climbed onto the top of the boat and I picked him up.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33Oh! Oh, I was enjoying that.

0:04:33 > 0:04:39You'll be needed inside, there's no knowing what Mr Mentor will choose.

0:04:39 > 0:04:41I hope it isn't Mr Porky!

0:04:43 > 0:04:46Mr Porky.

0:04:46 > 0:04:50He's abso-lumply wonderbubble! I could invent things with this pig.

0:04:50 > 0:04:52Anything else?

0:04:52 > 0:04:55While Dad and Jemima showed things to Mr Mentor,

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Grandpa ran from his hiding place.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01He climbed up the table leg...

0:05:03 > 0:05:06..and got into the pig.

0:05:06 > 0:05:09This time, Grandpa had gone too far!

0:05:09 > 0:05:13No, I don't fancy anything else. Mr Porky is all I could ever want.

0:05:13 > 0:05:15This was a disaster!

0:05:15 > 0:05:19- I'll show you out.- See you soon. - Bye, Mr Mentor!- Bye!

0:05:19 > 0:05:25And off went Grandpa to the lighthouse inside Mr Porky!

0:05:26 > 0:05:31Now then, what am I going to do with you, Mr Porky?

0:05:31 > 0:05:35I've no idea, but we'll come up with something. Grunt, grunt!

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Huh! You spoke!

0:05:37 > 0:05:40Of course I did. Grunt, grunt!

0:05:40 > 0:05:42This is wonderbubble!

0:05:42 > 0:05:46- I have invented a talking pig without even trying!- You have!

0:05:46 > 0:05:50You are one of the most remarkabubble inventors in the universe.

0:05:50 > 0:05:54How about you give me a lick of paint, so I don't look so ordinary?

0:05:54 > 0:05:58A lick of paint? Of course! Grunt, grunt!

0:05:58 > 0:06:02And a new, curly-wurly tail.

0:06:02 > 0:06:08- Grunt, grunt!- Oh, we can't have a pig with no curly-wurly in his tail!

0:06:08 > 0:06:09Grunt, grunt, grunt!

0:06:09 > 0:06:11So, Mr Mentor set to work.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15And soon, Mr Porky looked like this...

0:06:17 > 0:06:20You are spec-top-ular, Mr Porky!

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Thank you, Mr Mentor.

0:06:22 > 0:06:28I am loving being all curly-wurly and swirly.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32Yes, I have invented a truly extraordinary talking pig.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35And not just talking.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37Oh, no! Grunt, grunt!

0:06:37 > 0:06:39I sing as well!

0:06:39 > 0:06:41Here we go!

0:06:41 > 0:06:44This time, Grandpa had gone too far.

0:06:44 > 0:06:47# My name is Mr Porky Not only am I talky

0:06:47 > 0:06:50# I can sing and I can dance a little jig... #

0:06:50 > 0:06:51I love a jig!

0:06:51 > 0:06:54# I'm lucky to have spent an afternoon with Mr Mentor

0:06:54 > 0:06:57# Because now I am no ordinary pig

0:06:57 > 0:07:01# No ordinary pig

0:07:01 > 0:07:04# But a pig that's really quite remarkabubble

0:07:04 > 0:07:07# No ordinary pig

0:07:07 > 0:07:10# But a pig that clearly might get into trouble... #

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Oh, dear!

0:07:12 > 0:07:16# I think I ought to mention that this brilliant invention

0:07:16 > 0:07:20# Just makes me want to sing and dance a jig

0:07:20 > 0:07:23# With a body bright and swirly and a tail all curly-wurly

0:07:23 > 0:07:26# He really is no ordinary pig

0:07:26 > 0:07:29# No ordinary pig

0:07:30 > 0:07:32# No money box, no ornament

0:07:32 > 0:07:33# No toy

0:07:33 > 0:07:36# No ordinary pig

0:07:36 > 0:07:40- # But a singing, dancing, talker - I'm a wonderbubble porker!

0:07:40 > 0:07:43# He's a pig that makes me jig about

0:07:43 > 0:07:46# For joy! #

0:07:48 > 0:07:53Back at our house, I was getting really worried about Grandpa.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57- Right, time to wake Grandpa. - No, not yet, Dad!

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Why don't I call Mr Mentor, see how he's getting on?

0:08:00 > 0:08:04- Then we'll have something to tell Grandpa.- OK, good idea.

0:08:06 > 0:08:08PHONE RINGS

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Hello?

0:08:12 > 0:08:14Oh, hello, Jason.

0:08:14 > 0:08:18You're not going to believe this - the pig talks!

0:08:18 > 0:08:19Really?!

0:08:19 > 0:08:22- What did he say? - Tell us!- The pig talks!

0:08:22 > 0:08:25- The pig talks?- Ha-ha, ha!

0:08:25 > 0:08:28Could I talk to the pig, Mr Mentor?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Oh, of course!

0:08:30 > 0:08:36'I really needed to know how Grandpa was going to get home.'

0:08:36 > 0:08:38Hello, Jason. Grunt!

0:08:38 > 0:08:40Hello, Mr Porky. Grunt, grunt!

0:08:40 > 0:08:45I've never heard of a talking pig! Whatever next?

0:08:45 > 0:08:48How about a flying pig?

0:08:48 > 0:08:50A flying pig?!

0:08:50 > 0:08:54'Suddenly, I understood what Grandpa's plan was.'

0:08:54 > 0:09:00- A flying pig? You mean you want me to make you wings?- Why not?

0:09:00 > 0:09:04Then I'd be even more extraordinary.

0:09:04 > 0:09:11So, Mr Mentor set to work, and soon, Mr Porky looked like this.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13He had wings!

0:09:13 > 0:09:16And Grandpa's magic made him fly.

0:09:16 > 0:09:20- Oooh!- Oh, my!

0:09:26 > 0:09:31And he flew all around the lighthouse and out of the window.

0:09:31 > 0:09:32Wait for me!

0:09:34 > 0:09:37Back at home, we all ran into the garden.

0:09:37 > 0:09:41- Here it comes, look!- Spec-top-ular! - Remarkabubble!

0:09:41 > 0:09:45The good news was that Grandpa was home.

0:09:45 > 0:09:49The bad news was, I had no time to get him out of Mr Porky,

0:09:49 > 0:09:52because Mr Mentor arrived in a panic.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56I'm in a panic! My talking, singing, dancing pig

0:09:56 > 0:10:00flew out of the window and I don't know where he went. He just took off!

0:10:00 > 0:10:05While Mr Mentor panicked and Dad and Jemima tried to calm him down,

0:10:05 > 0:10:10I managed to get Grandpa out of the pig and into my pocket.

0:10:10 > 0:10:16- Terribubble, it just went straight out...- Your pig's here, Mr Mentor!

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Wonderbubble!

0:10:17 > 0:10:21It's one of my best inventions ever, I don't know what to do with it.

0:10:21 > 0:10:25Why don't you give it to Grandpa? It was his pig, after all.

0:10:25 > 0:10:27What a spec-top-ular idea!

0:10:27 > 0:10:29- I'll go and wake him up. - No! I will, Dad!

0:10:33 > 0:10:37I ran into the sitting room and put Grandpa down.

0:10:37 > 0:10:38Cap off, Grandpa!

0:10:38 > 0:10:42Off came his shrinking cap and he came back to his normal size.

0:10:42 > 0:10:47We did it, Jason! We managed to keep Mr Porky and all our treasures.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49Team work, I say!

0:10:49 > 0:10:53- Team work! Ha-ha, ha-ha! - Grunt, grunt!- Grunt, grunt!

0:10:55 > 0:10:58So Mr Mentor gave Grandpa Mr Porky.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02Oh, thank you so much, Mr Mentor!

0:11:02 > 0:11:05He's fab-u-diculous, isn't he?

0:11:05 > 0:11:08But I think he might need a bit of a rest now.

0:11:08 > 0:11:10Just you wait till he talks!

0:11:10 > 0:11:12And sings! And flies!

0:11:12 > 0:11:15He is no ordinary pig, Grandpa.

0:11:15 > 0:11:17# No ordinary pig...

0:11:17 > 0:11:20# But a pig that's really quite remarkabubble

0:11:20 > 0:11:23# No ordinary pig

0:11:23 > 0:11:26# But a pig that clearly might get into trouble. #

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Grandpa, you know his song!

0:11:28 > 0:11:30Well, of course I do. He's my pig, remember?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32Grunt, grunt, grunt!

0:11:32 > 0:11:35THEY LAUGH AND GRUNT

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