Lighthouse View, As Good As New

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!

0:00:06 > 0:00:07Catch me if you can!

0:00:09 > 0:00:10Grandpa!

0:00:17 > 0:00:19No! Be careful!

0:00:25 > 0:00:26Grandpa, stop!

0:00:36 > 0:00:37Wahey!

0:00:37 > 0:00:38CRASH!

0:00:48 > 0:00:51'Hi. I'm Jason Mason,

0:00:51 > 0:00:54'and this is Sunnysands, where I live.

0:00:54 > 0:00:58'Sunnysands is called Sunnysands because it's always sunny

0:00:58 > 0:01:00'and it's by the sea.

0:01:00 > 0:01:03'This is our house. It's called Lighthouse View,

0:01:03 > 0:01:07'because you can see the lighthouse from my bedroom window.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11'Today, everything was in boxes,

0:01:11 > 0:01:14'because we were having a massive spring clean.

0:01:14 > 0:01:18'I was doing the windows, Jemima was cleaning the kitchen...'

0:01:18 > 0:01:20Don't forget the top shelf.

0:01:20 > 0:01:23- '..and Grandpa was "helping." - Missed a bit! Ooh!

0:01:23 > 0:01:25Missed another bit!

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Ha-ha-ha!

0:01:27 > 0:01:31'Dad was in my bedroom putting up some new shelves,

0:01:31 > 0:01:34'while Mum was in town choosing curtains.'

0:01:34 > 0:01:35CRASH!

0:01:35 > 0:01:39Don't worry! It'll be good as new any minute.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Everything will be as good as new!

0:01:41 > 0:01:45'Oh, yes. Today we were all working together to make...'

0:01:51 > 0:01:54I'm late! I should have been at the bike shop ten minutes ago.

0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Mum's back at tea-time. - I'm off to play with Zak.

0:01:57 > 0:02:00- Lucky you! - And Bubbles is coming round to help.

0:02:00 > 0:02:03She's a good sorter-outer. Go on, off you go.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07- Nothing to worry about! - Bye!- Bye!- Bye!

0:02:07 > 0:02:10'We were all quite relieved Dad had gone,

0:02:10 > 0:02:12'and stopped for a Jammy Jumbley.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13'But just then...'

0:02:13 > 0:02:15DOORBELL RINGS

0:02:15 > 0:02:18- Ah, that'll be Bubbles. - Or Zak to collect me.

0:02:18 > 0:02:23'But it wasn't either. It was someone I'd never seen in my life.'

0:02:23 > 0:02:27Oh, good. This is the right house. Bernard! This is the right house.

0:02:27 > 0:02:32Don't stand there gaping like a haddock, boy, let me in!

0:02:32 > 0:02:34- Ooh! - DOG BARKS

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Oh! You think it's funny, do you?

0:02:37 > 0:02:42There's a dreadful doggy smell in here. We'll soon get rid of that.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Oh, we will, will we?! Do you mind me asking who you are?

0:02:45 > 0:02:49- Brenda. Brenda Balderdash.- Ooh!

0:02:49 > 0:02:55- Ooh! Jammy Jumbleys, my favourites! - Please, do help yourself(!)

0:02:55 > 0:02:57- And what exactly...?- Bernard!

0:02:57 > 0:03:02Have a Jammy Jumbley. I think we should start in the kitchen.

0:03:02 > 0:03:03Come on, Bernard.

0:03:03 > 0:03:08'We didn't know who they were, and we couldn't get a word in edgeways.'

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Keep up, Bernard.

0:03:10 > 0:03:11Aah!

0:03:11 > 0:03:13CRASH!

0:03:13 > 0:03:15Are you all right, dear?

0:03:15 > 0:03:18- I just don't understand... - Mop, Bernard, mop.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20'So Bernard went for the mop.'

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Oh, dear. That terrible dresser will have to go.

0:03:25 > 0:03:27I don't who Mr and Mrs Balderdash are,

0:03:27 > 0:03:29but we've got to get rid of them.

0:03:29 > 0:03:31Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Catch me if you can!

0:03:35 > 0:03:39'When Grandpa shrinks he can get up to all kinds of mischief.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42'He can chuff about in our Sunnysands train,

0:03:42 > 0:03:44'he can drive round in my toy car,

0:03:44 > 0:03:46'he can fly off in my toy plane,

0:03:46 > 0:03:50'or he can hide in very unusual places

0:03:50 > 0:03:52'so I can't find him.

0:03:52 > 0:03:56'I'm the only one who knows about Grandpa's magic shrinking cap,

0:03:56 > 0:03:59'and nobody else is supposed to find out.

0:03:59 > 0:04:04'And today, as usual, I had no idea where Grandpa was hiding.

0:04:04 > 0:04:08'Then suddenly...'

0:04:08 > 0:04:09Grandpa!

0:04:09 > 0:04:12'I was about to pick him up when...'

0:04:12 > 0:04:14DOORBELL RINGS

0:04:14 > 0:04:18'I thought it would be Zak's mum, but it wasn't. It was...'

0:04:18 > 0:04:19- Hi!- Bubbles!

0:04:19 > 0:04:21'Yes, it was Bubbles.'

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Don't tell me Grandpa's gone for a lie down.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26- BRENDA:- More Jammy Jumbleys, please.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29- No! Not them!- Don't be silly, Jason.

0:04:29 > 0:04:33- Anything to get rid of these awful people.- What awful people?

0:04:33 > 0:04:37Visitors. We don't know who they are. They just barged in.

0:04:37 > 0:04:40I'll sort this out. I'm a good sorter-outer.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44'So Bubbles went into the kitchen to sort it out.'

0:04:44 > 0:04:47I'm Bubbles, and I've come to sort out...

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Have you now? There's an awful lot of sorting out to do.

0:04:50 > 0:04:54- Have another Jammy Jumbley. - 'This was a disaster.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57- 'Grandpa was in the tin!' - DOORBELL RINGS

0:04:57 > 0:05:00That'll be Zak's mum. Well, go, Jason!

0:05:00 > 0:05:04- But...- Go on. We'll be fine. Do have another Jammy Jumbley.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06WRAPPERS RUSTLE

0:05:06 > 0:05:08Aah! Something's alive!

0:05:08 > 0:05:11Something's alive?! Ooh! Ooh!

0:05:11 > 0:05:15'Luckily, Grandpa escaped and ran.'

0:05:15 > 0:05:20Well, go on, Jason, off you go. We'll be fine!

0:05:20 > 0:05:23'I hoped Grandpa would be all right.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25'But now, I really had to go.'

0:05:26 > 0:05:29Bernard! Get down, you silly boy!

0:05:29 > 0:05:30But... But...

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Can I ask why you're actually here?

0:05:32 > 0:05:35To look round the house, cos we're going to buy it.

0:05:35 > 0:05:38'They were here to buy our house!'

0:05:38 > 0:05:41Buy our house?! But it isn't for sale.

0:05:41 > 0:05:46Of course it is. That's why your parents are packing up and cleaning.

0:05:46 > 0:05:50They obviously want to move out quickly, don't they, Bernard?

0:05:50 > 0:05:53Right! Time to see the garden!

0:05:53 > 0:05:58'Bubbles and Bernard got down off the chairs very nervously,

0:05:58 > 0:06:00'and followed Mrs Balderdash.

0:06:00 > 0:06:04'Of course, I was at Zak's house, worrying about Grandpa.'

0:06:04 > 0:06:06Disgraceful. That terrible tree...

0:06:06 > 0:06:10'I knew Grandpa would have a plan...'

0:06:10 > 0:06:12Tatty old bush there. I don't know.

0:06:12 > 0:06:16'..and I was right. He started to shake the bush.'

0:06:16 > 0:06:18- LEAVES RUSTLE - Aah!

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Something's alive!

0:06:20 > 0:06:22Something's alive! Aah!

0:06:22 > 0:06:26Oh, a bush full of ants, that's all we need.

0:06:26 > 0:06:28Bernard, you are being silly.

0:06:28 > 0:06:31'I really wanted to know what was happening,

0:06:31 > 0:06:33'and there was only one way to find out.'

0:06:33 > 0:06:35- PHONE RINGS - I'll go!

0:06:35 > 0:06:38'I rang home.'

0:06:38 > 0:06:40Oh, Jason, it's you!

0:06:40 > 0:06:42Is everything OK?

0:06:42 > 0:06:45No, Jason, it's not OK. Mr and Mrs Balderdash

0:06:45 > 0:06:47want to buy your house.

0:06:47 > 0:06:49There was something alive in the tin,

0:06:49 > 0:06:52and there's a bush full of ants in the garden.

0:06:52 > 0:06:53I'll wake Grandpa up.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56No! This will be a bit too much for Grandpa.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59- You'll have to sort it out. - But, Jason, I...

0:06:59 > 0:07:01Look, here's the plan.

0:07:01 > 0:07:05Tell Mr and Mrs Balderdash there's loads of stuff wrong

0:07:05 > 0:07:09- with our house, right? - Tell them there's loads wrong?

0:07:09 > 0:07:13Oh, then they won't want to buy it! I get it!

0:07:13 > 0:07:18- Leave the phone off the hook, so I can hear.- Right.- Brilliant plan.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21'So Bubbles left the phone off the hook,

0:07:21 > 0:07:24'just as Mr and Mrs Balderdash came back.

0:07:24 > 0:07:26'Then she started to run with my plan.'

0:07:26 > 0:07:29I don't blame you for wanting to change the garden.

0:07:29 > 0:07:34I would change everything! This sitting room is just... Yuck!

0:07:34 > 0:07:37And the stairs are in a really stupid place.

0:07:37 > 0:07:41They should be, like...here!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43And the floor is...ugh!

0:07:43 > 0:07:47You're absolutely right. Look at this window, Bernard.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50'Poor Jemima didn't understand at all.'

0:07:50 > 0:07:55Jason told me to do it, to put them off. He's there.

0:07:55 > 0:07:59I mean, if I were you, I would absolutely not buy this house.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01It's just... Yuck!

0:08:01 > 0:08:06'So Bubbles continued with our plan.'

0:08:06 > 0:08:08How am I doing?

0:08:08 > 0:08:11Great! Do the whole "horrible upstairs" thing.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Right.

0:08:15 > 0:08:17And if you think it's awful down here,

0:08:17 > 0:08:20wait till you see the bedrooms. They are just...

0:08:20 > 0:08:22Urgh! Follow me!

0:08:22 > 0:08:24Come along, Bernard.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28'So everyone followed Bubbles upstairs,

0:08:28 > 0:08:30'and Grandpa came to talk to me.'

0:08:30 > 0:08:35I need to get upstairs and be with Brenda and Bernard on their own.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37I know. But I'm not there to help, Grandpa.

0:08:37 > 0:08:42You can help from where you are. Get Wulfy to bark loudly.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45That'll bring Jemima and Bubbles down here.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Just leave the rest to me.

0:08:47 > 0:08:48OK.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50'And with that,

0:08:50 > 0:08:54'Grandpa jumped down and ran into the kitchen towards my plane.'

0:08:54 > 0:08:57You see? What did I tell you?

0:08:57 > 0:08:58It's just... Yuck, yuck!

0:08:58 > 0:09:02I agree. The dreadful bed will have to go, of course.

0:09:02 > 0:09:06The walls will have to be painted. And as for the wonky shelf...

0:09:06 > 0:09:07SHE BANGS SHELF

0:09:09 > 0:09:11Now bark.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13"Woof, woof, woof!"

0:09:13 > 0:09:14DOG BARKS

0:09:14 > 0:09:19'So Wulfy barked, and Bubbles and Jemima ran downstairs.'

0:09:19 > 0:09:20What's wrong, Wulfy?

0:09:20 > 0:09:24'While Jemima and Bubbles were worrying about Wulfy,

0:09:24 > 0:09:28'Grandpa flew up the stairs. And round and round he flew.'

0:09:28 > 0:09:31Stop it, Bernard! Stop making that toy plane go!

0:09:31 > 0:09:35Stop! You never could resist a toy, could you?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37You are such a silly!

0:09:37 > 0:09:39'Mrs Balderdash left. Meanwhile,

0:09:39 > 0:09:44'Grandpa had got out of the plane, and was up on the wonky shelf.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46'He pushed a book off...

0:09:46 > 0:09:50- BOOKS CLATTER - '..then another, then another!'

0:09:50 > 0:09:53MORE BOOKS CLATTER

0:09:53 > 0:09:57Who?! How?! What?!

0:09:57 > 0:10:01Never mind all the whos and hows and whats,

0:10:01 > 0:10:03it's time you went.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05This house is not for sale.

0:10:05 > 0:10:12- Do you hear? Not for sale.- Aaah!

0:10:12 > 0:10:14'Grandpa's job was done.'

0:10:16 > 0:10:17Take that horrible dog away now.

0:10:17 > 0:10:20'As Bubbles took Wulfy away,

0:10:20 > 0:10:23'Mr Balderdash came down the stairs.'

0:10:23 > 0:10:26We've got to get out of here! Things are alive!

0:10:26 > 0:10:29In the biscuit tin, in the bush,

0:10:29 > 0:10:32and that plane. It flew around all by itself!

0:10:32 > 0:10:35Then all the books shot off the shelves!

0:10:35 > 0:10:37And that little old man spoke to me.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40Tiny, he was. This big.

0:10:40 > 0:10:45And he said the house is not for sale. I'm off! I am off!

0:10:45 > 0:10:47Bernard? Bernard!

0:10:47 > 0:10:49'Just then, Dad came home.'

0:10:49 > 0:10:53I wouldn't bother if I were you. Everything's alive!

0:10:53 > 0:10:58'Dad was very confused. He put the phone back,

0:10:58 > 0:11:00'and Grandpa flew down the stairs.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03'He got out of the plane, took off his cap,

0:11:03 > 0:11:06'and came back to his normal size.'

0:11:06 > 0:11:08HE LAUGHS

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Ooh!

0:11:14 > 0:11:17'Later, I got home from Zak's house.'

0:11:17 > 0:11:20There we are. Jason, even though you weren't here,

0:11:20 > 0:11:22you helped me get rid of them.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25Yep! We did it again, Grandpa. Teamwork!

0:11:25 > 0:11:29- Teamwork!- I can't believe they got the wrong house.

0:11:29 > 0:11:33Next door's for sale. Well done, Grandpa, for seeing them off.

0:11:33 > 0:11:36Grandpa! Ha! Grandpa didn't do anything!

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