More Than a Biscuit for Mrs McWhisket

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!

0:00:06 > 0:00:08Catch me if you can!

0:00:09 > 0:00:11Grandpa!

0:00:17 > 0:00:19No! Be careful!

0:00:25 > 0:00:26Grandpa, stop!

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Waaaahaaaay!

0:00:43 > 0:00:45'Grandpa In My Pocket.'

0:00:47 > 0:00:52Oh, it's a hot day for tea. Shouldn't they be having juice?

0:00:52 > 0:00:58'My friend Dora came to play. So we have to play with Jemima's dolls.'

0:00:58 > 0:01:00Look, we've even got a chef!

0:01:00 > 0:01:03Oh, Pedro Perfecto! Here you are, Pedro.

0:01:03 > 0:01:06A jammy, jumbly biscuit for your customers.

0:01:06 > 0:01:11'We were all having fun. But guess who'd come to look after us?'

0:01:11 > 0:01:16Oh, I've never been so hot in all my life!

0:01:16 > 0:01:20'Great Aunt Loretta, Grandpa's sister.'

0:01:20 > 0:01:23Green gloop, that's what I need!

0:01:23 > 0:01:27'Green gloop is spinach and sprout shake.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30'It's just one of the revolting things she makes.'

0:01:30 > 0:01:36- Yum! Right, now come on, we've got to clear all this lot away.- Why?

0:01:36 > 0:01:38- What?- We're expecting a visitor.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41- Who?- Mrs McWhiskit, that's who!

0:01:41 > 0:01:45THE Mrs McWhiskit? From Cooks For The Country?

0:01:45 > 0:01:47The very one, Grandpa.

0:01:47 > 0:01:52- 'Mrs McWhiskit has a TV show.'- I met her in Miss Smiley's cafe.

0:01:52 > 0:01:56She is in Sunnysands gathering exciting, new recipes.

0:01:56 > 0:01:59I said, "If you are gathering exciting, new recipes,

0:01:59 > 0:02:02"you have come to the right place."

0:02:02 > 0:02:07- I am going to make her the tea of her life.- Jammy, jumbly biscuit?

0:02:07 > 0:02:12Oh, I'm planning a whole lot more than a jumbly biscuit, Grandpa.

0:02:12 > 0:02:13A whole lot more.

0:02:13 > 0:02:18'Oh, yes. Today there would be...

0:02:22 > 0:02:28'Mrs McWhiskit does a TV show called Mrs McWhiskit Cooks For The Country.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32'She is great at stirring, and whisking and mashing.

0:02:32 > 0:02:37'And she makes really extraordinary food. Like the Jelly Mountain.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39'And the Vegetable Volcano.

0:02:39 > 0:02:43'And the Field of Fruits.'

0:02:43 > 0:02:48Ah, her Field of Fruit. That's my favourite Mrs McWhiskit recipe.

0:02:48 > 0:02:51'We'd set up the doll's tea party again,

0:02:51 > 0:02:54- 'but didn't have much time to play.' - Jason!

0:02:54 > 0:02:56- Dora!- Coming!

0:02:56 > 0:03:00Jason, if Aunt Loretta is going to try and make some of her

0:03:00 > 0:03:04revolting food for Mrs McWhiskit, we ought to try and stop her.

0:03:04 > 0:03:08And to do that, I need to be small.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!

0:03:11 > 0:03:14Catch me if you can!

0:03:14 > 0:03:17'Now, as you know, when Grandpa's small,

0:03:17 > 0:03:21'he can run so fast I can't catch him.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23'He can fly off in my toy plane.

0:03:23 > 0:03:26'He can whizz about in my toy car.

0:03:26 > 0:03:30'I had no idea where he'd got to, or what he was planning.'

0:03:30 > 0:03:33Jason! >

0:03:33 > 0:03:37'I had to go and help Great Aunt Loretta make Mrs McWhiskit's tea.'

0:03:37 > 0:03:41Trust Grandpa to have gone for a little lie down.

0:03:41 > 0:03:47Ah! Right, now then, have we got everything ready for... Woohoo!

0:03:47 > 0:03:53Sardines and bananas on toast, cauliflower cake with cockles and

0:03:53 > 0:03:56jam, seaweed jelly and mustard,

0:03:56 > 0:04:00and lobster and lettuce ice cream.

0:04:00 > 0:04:04'Great Aunt Loretta was making her weirdest tea ever!

0:04:04 > 0:04:10'Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Grandpa running in. And guess what?

0:04:10 > 0:04:13'He was dressed as Pedro Perfecto!

0:04:15 > 0:04:17'He jumped onto the dresser

0:04:17 > 0:04:21'and then told me to get everyone out in the garden.'

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Seaweed in the jelly...

0:04:23 > 0:04:28Great Aunt Loretta, why don't we pick some tomatoes from the garden?

0:04:28 > 0:04:32I think they'd go really well with the...

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Lobster and lettuce ice cream.

0:04:35 > 0:04:40You're really catching on, you two! Go on then, out you go.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42'So we went into the garden,

0:04:42 > 0:04:45'and Great Aunt Loretta went to the dresser.'

0:04:45 > 0:04:51Oh! I thought I told them to put all the dolls in the other room.

0:04:51 > 0:04:55I don't like the look of you. Shifty looking, you are.

0:04:55 > 0:04:59'So Great Aunt Loretta thought Grandpa was a doll!'

0:04:59 > 0:05:05Mrs McWhiskit won't like dogs in the kitchen, so you watch out!

0:05:05 > 0:05:08'Meanwhile, Grandpa had jumped off the dresser,

0:05:08 > 0:05:10'and was now on the kitchen table.

0:05:10 > 0:05:14'He started to knock things off. First, the sardine tins.

0:05:14 > 0:05:16'Then the banana.

0:05:16 > 0:05:21'Then the mustard jar.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23'Then the cockles.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27'Then the jam. Then the lobster.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31'Then the lettuce. And finally, the open tub of ice cream.

0:05:34 > 0:05:38'The temptation of ice cream was too much for Wulfy.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41'Well, after all, it was a very hot day.

0:05:41 > 0:05:45'The second part of Grandpa's plan was to hide everything.

0:05:45 > 0:05:50- 'But then he heard the doorbell.' - DING DONG

0:05:50 > 0:05:54- 'And then he heard this...'- AAARGH!

0:05:54 > 0:05:57What's gone on in here?!

0:05:57 > 0:06:00Oh, you! That dog!

0:06:00 > 0:06:02It's been all over this table!

0:06:02 > 0:06:08Oh, I feel all hot and peculiar. Oh, Jason, get a bowl out of there.

0:06:08 > 0:06:12'Grandpa quickly hid behind the toaster.'

0:06:12 > 0:06:16Come on! Any minute, Mrs McWhiskit will be here.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18Coo-ee! Mrs McWhiskit is here!

0:06:18 > 0:06:25I rang the bell and didn't get an answer, so I came round the back.

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Oh... I'm afraid the tea's not quite ready yet.

0:06:28 > 0:06:32Tea's not quite ready, you say? My dear, the tea is all over the floor!

0:06:32 > 0:06:37And there's a wee scraggy looking dog eating ice cream out of the tub!

0:06:37 > 0:06:39Perfectly horrible. Shoo, you!

0:06:39 > 0:06:42Shoo! Shoo! This is no place for dogs.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46I'm just going to mash some tomatoes for the tomato sauce.

0:06:46 > 0:06:51I'll do that. I'm not just a good whisker. I'm a great masher too.

0:06:51 > 0:06:54AAAAH! Oh, you squirted me!

0:06:54 > 0:06:57I don't want to be squirted! Here, I'll do the mashing.

0:06:57 > 0:07:01'And Great Aunt Loretta chased her round the table.'

0:07:01 > 0:07:04Come on, give it to me! I'll do it. SHRIEKS

0:07:04 > 0:07:08A lobster just tripped me up! Out of the kitchen, you two.

0:07:08 > 0:07:10This is no place for wee children.

0:07:10 > 0:07:12This is a health hazard.

0:07:14 > 0:07:16It's perfectly harmless.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19- Take it away!- It won't hurt you!

0:07:19 > 0:07:21No, I don't like the whiskery bits!

0:07:21 > 0:07:24Put it down!

0:07:27 > 0:07:28Thank you, Loretta.

0:07:28 > 0:07:32I'm sorry. I'm so hot.

0:07:32 > 0:07:35Is it always this hot in Sunnysands?

0:07:35 > 0:07:38No, it's an especially hot day.

0:07:38 > 0:07:43What you need is a glass of green gloop.

0:07:43 > 0:07:46Nothing like a glass of green gloop to cool you...

0:07:46 > 0:07:48- WAAAH!- Ooooh!

0:07:48 > 0:07:50SHE WAILS

0:07:50 > 0:07:53So that's how you cool down in Sunny Sands?

0:07:53 > 0:07:57You get covered in gloo-oop?

0:07:57 > 0:08:02Sorry, I didn't mean it! I'm getting a towel...

0:08:02 > 0:08:05Mrs McWhiskit's covered in gloop!

0:08:05 > 0:08:09- 'And Great Aunt Loretta dashed upstairs.'- Should we go in?

0:08:09 > 0:08:13No! Erm... 'I needed an idea.'

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Tell you what, go and help Great Aunt Loretta find a towel.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19I'll listen here.

0:08:19 > 0:08:22'I knew Grandpa would be up to something any minute.'

0:08:22 > 0:08:29Sunnysands, eh? I'd heard such great things about the place.

0:08:29 > 0:08:34Miss Smiley's cafe is full of wonderful recipes. But, here?

0:08:34 > 0:08:40It's bonkers. Lobster ice cream and green gloop and a tiny wee chef...

0:08:43 > 0:08:46- A tiny wee chef? - Pedro Perfecto at your service!

0:08:49 > 0:08:52'This time Grandpa had gone too far.'

0:08:52 > 0:08:55What would you like? I can make anything in the world.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59I can make spaghetti, macaroni, linguine, tortellini?

0:08:59 > 0:09:03Pizza with a crispy base - pizza with a not-so crispy base?

0:09:03 > 0:09:07'Grandpa was going through every dish he knew.'

0:09:07 > 0:09:12..Frankfurters to fries? How you like some ice cream, huh?

0:09:12 > 0:09:18A wee chef is talking to me... A wee chef is talking to me! Argh!

0:09:18 > 0:09:22'And with that, she ran into the garden.'

0:09:22 > 0:09:27She ran into the garden. I think she's just very hot and bothered.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29Hot and bothered? Oh!

0:09:29 > 0:09:32A wee chef was talking to me!

0:09:32 > 0:09:35A chef? Where?

0:09:35 > 0:09:37In there! A wee, talking chef!

0:09:37 > 0:09:38Don't be silly!

0:09:38 > 0:09:42'Just then, the doorbell rang.' That'll be your mum, Dora.

0:09:42 > 0:09:45Quick, you've got to go.

0:09:45 > 0:09:50'Before I knew it, Grandpa was back on the table. But he had to hide.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52'He dived under the lobster, and...'

0:09:52 > 0:09:55- Aargh!- Did he talk to you?

0:09:55 > 0:09:57Did the chef talk to you?

0:09:57 > 0:10:01No, the lobster! The lobster ran across the table towards me.

0:10:01 > 0:10:06- Waaaaaah!- Come up here where they can't get at us!

0:10:06 > 0:10:08So, they looked at each other.

0:10:08 > 0:10:11They looked at the pond and decided to jump.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14SQUEALING

0:10:14 > 0:10:17'Then, they decided to laugh.'

0:10:17 > 0:10:22I think we just got hot and bothered.

0:10:22 > 0:10:25I think we just needed to cool down.

0:10:25 > 0:10:29THEY LAUGH AND SPLASH

0:10:31 > 0:10:34Great Aunt Loretta, catch!

0:10:34 > 0:10:41'I left them playing in the pond, and I ran inside to find Grandpa.'

0:10:41 > 0:10:44I've put Pedro's clothes back on him, Jason.

0:10:44 > 0:10:47Well, done, Grandpa. Now, cap off. Quick!

0:10:47 > 0:10:52'So Grandpa took off his cap and came back to his normal size.'

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Jason, we stopped Aunt Loretta

0:10:54 > 0:10:57from making her weird food for Mrs McWhiskit.

0:10:57 > 0:11:00Yes, Grandpa. I think they'll be friends for life now.

0:11:04 > 0:11:07- Teamwork, eh?- Teamwork! - THEY LAUGH

0:11:11 > 0:11:14'Later, Great Aunt Loretta and Mrs McWhiskit

0:11:14 > 0:11:17'were definitely friends for life.'

0:11:17 > 0:11:21I was so hot and bothered, I thought I was chased by a lobster!

0:11:21 > 0:11:25And I thought a wee chef was talking to me!

0:11:25 > 0:11:29What would you like? I can do spaghetti, macaroni, jammy jumbly?

0:11:29 > 0:11:31Do you know something?

0:11:31 > 0:11:35He sounded just like that - the wee chef!

0:11:35 > 0:11:38EVERYONE LAUGHS

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