Poorly Pansy Petunia

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0:00:01 > 0:00:04- BOTH:- Not the Shrinking Cap, Grandpa!

0:00:04 > 0:00:06Catch me if you can.

0:00:09 > 0:00:11Come down, Grandpa!

0:00:20 > 0:00:22GRANDPA LAUGHS

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Grandpa!

0:00:53 > 0:00:56'It was another sunny day in Sunnysands,

0:00:56 > 0:01:00'and at the Mill on the Marsh there was great excitement,

0:01:00 > 0:01:03'because Mr Mentor had invented a new game

0:01:03 > 0:01:05'called Binky Bonky Boo.'

0:01:05 > 0:01:08Binky Bonky Boo, what do I have to do?

0:01:08 > 0:01:10Three.

0:01:10 > 0:01:14One, two, three.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17'We all wanted to know what Josh had to do.

0:01:17 > 0:01:22'And Binky Bonky Boo told me I had to dance.'

0:01:22 > 0:01:25- Show us some cool moves, Josh. - Come on, up you get.

0:01:25 > 0:01:28'Just then, Auntie Jules came downstairs.'

0:01:28 > 0:01:31I don't think I've ever had to change a bed so quickly.

0:01:31 > 0:01:33- Are we expecting a new guest, then?- Yes.

0:01:33 > 0:01:36Just one lady. Shouldn't be too much bother.

0:01:36 > 0:01:39We'll barely know she's here. DOORBELL RINGS

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Sounds like her now.

0:01:42 > 0:01:46'Uncle CJ opened the front door and in came...'

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Ms Pansy Petunia, lovely to meet you.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52- I'm Jules.- I don't shake hands. You might have germs.

0:01:52 > 0:01:54Oh?

0:01:55 > 0:01:58- Did you have a good journey? - No, the flight was a disaster.

0:01:58 > 0:02:03- I'm sure I sat next to a man with germs.- Oh, dear. Sorry to hear that.

0:02:03 > 0:02:07- Let me take your case to your room. - Come and meet the rest of the family.

0:02:07 > 0:02:12There's Grandpa, my niece and nephew, Wulfy the dog.

0:02:12 > 0:02:15You have old people, children and animals here?

0:02:15 > 0:02:17I didn't realise that.

0:02:17 > 0:02:21I couldn't possibly meet them. They might have germs.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24'So Auntie Jules took Miss Pansy Petunia

0:02:24 > 0:02:26'into the kitchen instead.'

0:02:29 > 0:02:31'And gave her tea and cake.'

0:02:32 > 0:02:36- There, that should make you feel better.- Not a bit of it.

0:02:36 > 0:02:39I'm feeling very poorly.

0:02:39 > 0:02:40My head is thumping,

0:02:40 > 0:02:43my tummy is gurgling.

0:02:43 > 0:02:45and my water bottle has gone cold.

0:02:45 > 0:02:49'Yes! This is what it was like looking after...'

0:02:55 > 0:02:56'Auntie Jules had an idea.'

0:02:56 > 0:03:00If you're poorly, perhaps you should see a doctor?

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Doctors? I've seen hundreds of doctors.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06They all say there is nothing the matter with me.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08Doctors are usually right.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11Not in my case. They are all fools.

0:03:13 > 0:03:18Look at me. You can see how I'm very, very, very poorly.

0:03:19 > 0:03:22'Just then, Mr Mentor came to say goodbye.'

0:03:22 > 0:03:24I've come to say goodbye.

0:03:24 > 0:03:29'When she saw him, Miss Pansy Petunia forgot all about feeling poorly.'

0:03:29 > 0:03:32Is it? It can't be, surely.

0:03:32 > 0:03:33It is!

0:03:33 > 0:03:38It is Mr Mentor the Inventor!

0:03:38 > 0:03:42The most remarkable inventor in the universe.

0:03:42 > 0:03:46- So they say. And you are, dear lady? - Miss Pansy Petunia.

0:03:46 > 0:03:49One of your biggest fans.

0:03:49 > 0:03:53Don't touch me. You might give me germs.

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Oh, well.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00I must be off. Cheerio, so.

0:04:04 > 0:04:10After all the excitement of meeting Mr Mentor, I'm feeling very poorly.

0:04:10 > 0:04:15- I need to lie down now. - I'll show you to your room.

0:04:15 > 0:04:19It must have a big window and a balcony so the germs can escape.

0:04:19 > 0:04:23- Do you have a room like that? - Only the sitting room.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29'So soon, the sitting room looked like this.'

0:04:31 > 0:04:32Anything else you need?

0:04:32 > 0:04:35Yes, I want you to disinfect everywhere in case

0:04:35 > 0:04:37there are any germs.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39I'll get my rubber gloves.

0:04:41 > 0:04:44- This has gone cold. - Leave it with me.

0:04:48 > 0:04:52'We'd been sent down to the kitchen with our Binky Bonky Boo game.'

0:04:52 > 0:04:56I don't understand it. The Mill on the Marsh is perfectly clean.

0:04:56 > 0:04:59We don't have any germs, do we, Wulfy?

0:04:59 > 0:05:02Do you think Miss Pansy Petunia is really poorly

0:05:02 > 0:05:04or is she just a terrible worrier?

0:05:04 > 0:05:07I think she's a worrier. She seems fine to me.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11She's seen doctors and they say there's nothing wrong with her.

0:05:11 > 0:05:12Doctors are usually right.

0:05:12 > 0:05:14The person she likes is Mr Mentor.

0:05:14 > 0:05:18If he invented a machine that told her there's nothing wrong,

0:05:18 > 0:05:21- it might put her mind at rest. - CJ, that's a brilliant idea.

0:05:21 > 0:05:25I'll phone Mr Mentor and ask if he can invent one for us.

0:05:25 > 0:05:29- I'll help too. I'll go on my bike. - See, I'm not just a pretty face.

0:05:29 > 0:05:33I think I'll come with you, Jason. This is a tricky job,

0:05:33 > 0:05:36and the more help Mr Mentor gets, the better.

0:05:36 > 0:05:40Grandpa, you'll never make it up the lighthouse stairs.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42I will if I'm in Jason's pocket.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45- BOTH:- Not the Shrinking Cap, Grandpa!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47Catch me if you can.

0:05:49 > 0:05:53'You know what happens when Grandpa shrinks.

0:05:53 > 0:05:58'He runs and jumps about everywhere. And hides in funny places.

0:06:00 > 0:06:02'He uses his magic to make our toys go.

0:06:04 > 0:06:08'Like the car, and the plane.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15'And the Sunnysands train.'

0:06:20 > 0:06:24- Grandpa! - 'He can even make Mrs Ostrich fly.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29'But today, he was going in Jason's pocket.'

0:06:29 > 0:06:30In you go, Grandpa.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33- Good luck.- Bye!

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Mr Mentor's starting work straightaway.

0:06:37 > 0:06:42Oh, I see Grandpa's gone for a little lie down. I don't blame him.

0:06:44 > 0:06:48'And soon Jason and Grandpa were at Mr Mentor's lighthouse.'

0:06:49 > 0:06:52Oh, this is such fun. I've never invented something

0:06:52 > 0:06:55that can tell you what the matter is.

0:06:55 > 0:06:56I really hope it works.

0:06:56 > 0:07:01If Pansy Petunia can stop thinking she's poorly, she can have a holiday.

0:07:01 > 0:07:03It will work, and it will be fabudiculous.

0:07:03 > 0:07:07'Mr Mentor doesn't just invent THINGS. He invents words, too.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11'Grandpa had jumped out of Jason's pocket, and was watching.

0:07:14 > 0:07:19- 'Back at the Mill on the Marsh...' - Feeling any better?- No.

0:07:19 > 0:07:23It's just that there are germs everywhere.

0:07:23 > 0:07:25It's making me feel very poorly indeed.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30- How long are you planning to stay? - Until I feel better.

0:07:30 > 0:07:33That could take a very long time.

0:07:35 > 0:07:39'Back at the lighthouse, the invention was soon finished.'

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Ta-da!

0:07:42 > 0:07:44I'm going to call it

0:07:44 > 0:07:47my Wizzy Widdlesome What's the Matter Chatterer.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50- Will it work? - 'It was time to find out?'

0:07:50 > 0:07:54Now we must test it. You stand in front of it like so.

0:07:54 > 0:07:59'So Jason stood ready, and Mr Mentor pressed the button.

0:07:59 > 0:08:01'Grandpa was crossing fingers.'

0:08:01 > 0:08:04Time we had a natter. Time we did some chatter.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07Time for you to tell us if something is the matter.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09Here's my bit of chatter.

0:08:09 > 0:08:14There's a lot of the matter. You have Blocked-up Nosy Rosy Toesy-itis.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Blocked-up Nosy Rosy Toesy-itis?

0:08:16 > 0:08:19That sounds very serious. You poor thing.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21There's nothing the matter with me.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- The invention's not working properly.- Oh, I see.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Well, that's a relief.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30Maybe you need some time to think about it.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33Why don't we look out the window while we're waiting?

0:08:33 > 0:08:36Brillioso idea. My inventions often start working

0:08:36 > 0:08:39when I'm looking out the window.

0:08:39 > 0:08:42'This was Grandpa's chance to help.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44'He ran across the floor,

0:08:44 > 0:08:48'jumped onto the table and climbed into the invention.

0:08:48 > 0:08:51'After a few moments, Jason tuned round to see

0:08:51 > 0:08:54'if Grandpa was ready, and he was.'

0:08:54 > 0:08:59- I think we've waited long enough. Are you ready to try again?- Absolumply.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02'Grandpa got right inside, so he couldn't be seen,

0:09:02 > 0:09:05'and Mr Mentor pressed the button.'

0:09:07 > 0:09:10Time we had a natter. Time we did some chatter.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Time for you to tell us if something is the matter.

0:09:13 > 0:09:17Here's my bit of chatter. Nothing is the matter.

0:09:17 > 0:09:21- Which is true.- Fabudiculous, it works! You were right.

0:09:21 > 0:09:24It just needed a bit of time to think about it.

0:09:24 > 0:09:28Thanks, Mr Mentor, but I better be getting back to Miss Pansy Petunia.

0:09:28 > 0:09:32You must. Best of luck, and do give her my love.

0:09:32 > 0:09:37'So Jason gave Miss Pansy Petunia the What's the Matter Chatterer.'

0:09:39 > 0:09:43Mr Mentor invented this specially for me?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Actually, it was my idea.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50You chat to it, and it tells you what the matter is.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53If Mr Mentor invented it, it's bound to be correct.

0:09:53 > 0:09:59- He's the most remarkable inventor in the universe.- Yes, we know.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01'Jason pressed the button.'

0:10:03 > 0:10:06Time we had a natter. Time we did some chatter.

0:10:06 > 0:10:09Time for you to tell us if something is the matter.

0:10:09 > 0:10:14- Here's my bit of chatter. Nothing is the matter.- Nothing?

0:10:16 > 0:10:23- Are you sure?- Nothing is the matter with Ms Pansy Petunia.

0:10:24 > 0:10:28And there are no germs at the Mill on the Marsh.

0:10:29 > 0:10:31No germs?

0:10:31 > 0:10:36- Well, I never. - Isn't that fantastic news?

0:10:37 > 0:10:39Oh, do you know what?

0:10:41 > 0:10:44Now that I know there's nothing the matter with me,

0:10:44 > 0:10:48- I'm not feeling poorly any more. - BOTH: Yay!

0:10:50 > 0:10:54In fact, I've never felt better in my life.

0:10:54 > 0:10:59I'm going to go to the lighthouse and thank Mr Mentor,

0:10:59 > 0:11:06and then I'm going to have the most wonderful holiday.

0:11:06 > 0:11:08# Aah! #

0:11:08 > 0:11:11I'll give you a lift in Campo.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Oh, dear. She's still wearing her nightie.

0:11:14 > 0:11:18- I better tell her. - 'So off rushed Auntie Jules.

0:11:18 > 0:11:19'As soon as it was safe,

0:11:19 > 0:11:24'Grandpa jumped out of the What's the Matter Chatterer.'

0:11:24 > 0:11:26Cap off! Quick, Grandpa!

0:11:29 > 0:11:33- We did it.- We did. Just like old times, eh?

0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Teamwork.- Teamwork.- Yay!