0:14:02 > 0:14:05- BOTH:- Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!
0:14:05 > 0:14:08Catch me if you can!
0:14:08 > 0:14:09TYRES SCREECH
0:14:10 > 0:14:12Come down, Grandpa!
0:14:21 > 0:14:23Ha-ha!
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Grandpa!
0:14:48 > 0:14:52- ELSIE:- 'It was a really lovely day at the Mill on the Marsh.
0:14:52 > 0:14:55'Auntie Jules was clearing out a cupboard
0:14:55 > 0:14:58'and we were playing with Grandpa's old toys.'
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Now, this is my absolute favourite.
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Fred Bear.- I love Fred Bear.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07So did Grandpa. He's had half his fur loved off him.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09'We were having a great time
0:15:09 > 0:15:13'but suddenly we heard Great Aunt Loretta.'
0:15:13 > 0:15:15Coo-ee! It's only me.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17'Grandpa's sister.'
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Oh, you emptying out your cupboards? I've just been doing that.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23I'm going to get rid of some of my old stuff.
0:15:23 > 0:15:27What do you mean? You're not getting rid of them on us, are you?
0:15:27 > 0:15:32No, no! I'm going to the antiques fair at the cafe.
0:15:32 > 0:15:36Jasmine, Miss Smiley's lovely niece, she's running it.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38I'm going to sell them.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42- You mean you expect someone to buy them?- Of course they will.
0:15:42 > 0:15:46You ought to go, Grandpa. You could get rid of some of your old junk.
0:15:46 > 0:15:50- It's not junk.- Look at this - doesn't even work. Junk!
0:15:50 > 0:15:55It's not junk to me. Some of my old toys are very precious to me.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58'Yes, this was the day I found out that...'
0:16:06 > 0:16:10I'll take you to cafe, Loretta. I've got to go to Sunnysands.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13Why don't you let me come with you and help you sell these things?
0:16:13 > 0:16:17You, Grandpa? You couldn't sell anything!
0:16:17 > 0:16:21Hurry up, Jules. I'm going to put this lot in Campo.
0:16:21 > 0:16:25Oh, dear. Aunt Loretta's going to be upset if nobody wants her things.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28- I'll just go and get my bag. - Poor Loretta.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30I don't want to see her upset
0:16:30 > 0:16:34but she's never going to sell all that dreadful stuff without our help.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36There's only one thing for it.
0:16:36 > 0:16:39Not the shrinking cap, Grandpa!
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Catch me if you can!
0:16:41 > 0:16:46'When Grandpa's small he can get up to all kinds of mischief.
0:16:46 > 0:16:48'His magic can make things go.
0:16:48 > 0:16:52'Like Jason's plane and Josh's helicopter.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55'And he can even make my Mrs Ostrich fly,
0:16:55 > 0:16:59'which is really cool cos ostriches don't fly, actually.
0:16:59 > 0:17:04'But today Grandpa was going to travel with me.'
0:17:04 > 0:17:07Oh, I see Grandpa's gone for a lie down. Oh, well.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09You'll have to come with me.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13- That's OK, I'll go to the cafe and help Great Aunt Loretta.- Good girl.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15I think she'd really like that.
0:17:15 > 0:17:20'So off we went in Campo and Great Aunt Loretta said...'
0:17:20 > 0:17:23I can't wait to see who buys my knitted piggy.
0:17:23 > 0:17:25'And Auntie Jules said...'
0:17:25 > 0:17:28Don't be disappointed if nobody wanted anything, Loretta.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30Oh, they'll want it, Jules.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Who wouldn't? It's lovely stuff.
0:17:33 > 0:17:38'Auntie Jules dropped me, Great Aunt Loretta and Grandpa at the cafe.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41'Miss Smiley's niece, Jasmine - or Jas -
0:17:41 > 0:17:43'had got everything organised.'
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Elsie! How lovely of you to come and help your auntie.
0:17:47 > 0:17:51The thing is, Jas, look at her stuff.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53'Grandpa had jumped out of my bag.
0:17:53 > 0:17:57'I wasn't sure where he was but then I saw him.'
0:17:57 > 0:18:03- All set, Loretta?- Isn't it lovely?
0:18:03 > 0:18:07Oh, but I shall be sorry to see you go.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10We shall find you a nice new home.
0:18:10 > 0:18:13'Thank goodness she hadn't seen Grandpa.'
0:18:15 > 0:18:20- That was close, Elsie.- You better get out before anyone buys you.- OK.
0:18:20 > 0:18:24'I stood in front of the jug to let Grandpa climb out,
0:18:24 > 0:18:26'and he hid behind a photo frame.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28'Then I saw something.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32'Jas' table was covered in beautiful old toys.'
0:18:32 > 0:18:34What do you think, Elsie?
0:18:34 > 0:18:38These are all toys that Mr Whoops has collected and doesn't have room for.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40I love the doll's house.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42Everyone loves the doll's house.
0:18:44 > 0:18:48- Look at this doll! - She's gorgeous, isn't she?
0:18:48 > 0:18:52Oh, dear. There's no-one at Loretta's stall. She looks upset.
0:18:52 > 0:18:55'People were starting to buy things
0:18:55 > 0:18:59'but nobody was buying any of Great Aunt Loretta's stuff.'
0:18:59 > 0:19:04China shepherdess, good condition. Just a little tiny chip on her foot.
0:19:04 > 0:19:07No? Pink piggy in a pinny. No?
0:19:07 > 0:19:09Jack-in-the-box.
0:19:09 > 0:19:13The lid's missing and it doesn't work but it'll make a lovely toy.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15- No?- 'I bent down to talk to Grandpa.'
0:19:15 > 0:19:19You better try to sell something. They might take more notice of you.
0:19:19 > 0:19:22'So I tried to sell the funny jug.'
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Who'd like this? Look how cool he is.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27No?
0:19:27 > 0:19:31- 'But the door flew open.' - Hamish, you came!
0:19:31 > 0:19:37Of course I came! Never miss a collecting opportunity.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Loretta, this is Hamish McHorder.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Hamish McHorder from north of the border.
0:19:43 > 0:19:47He travels all over the country looking for things to collect.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50And then...I wear them.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52BELL RINGS
0:19:52 > 0:19:55Perhaps I can interest you in a china shepherdess.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58Look good on your sporran.
0:19:58 > 0:20:02She's got a chip on her foot. I don't wear things with chips.
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Pink piggy in a pinny?
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Too old and grubby.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12How about...a lovely picture frame?
0:20:14 > 0:20:19'And Great Aunt Loretta grabbed the frame and Grandpa did this...'
0:20:19 > 0:20:24I go for more unusual things, not any old junk.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27Any old junk?
0:20:27 > 0:20:30He called my stuff junk.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32I'm going to the...
0:20:32 > 0:20:35'Great Aunt Loretta can't say the word toilet out loud
0:20:35 > 0:20:38cos she thinks it's rude. But she was upset.'
0:20:38 > 0:20:40Elsie! Come down here.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44You find out what Hamish McHorder wants
0:20:44 > 0:20:47- and I'll make sure Loretta's got it. - OK.
0:20:50 > 0:20:54What you do collect, exactly, Mr McHorder?
0:20:54 > 0:20:58Well, I have a collection of things that talk.
0:20:58 > 0:21:00'I'm a talking elephant. Whoo!'
0:21:00 > 0:21:03'And just then Grandpa did this.'
0:21:03 > 0:21:05'I talk, kind sir.'
0:21:05 > 0:21:07Look!
0:21:07 > 0:21:11'How about me, a lovely shepherdess with golden hair?'
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Well, well, well.
0:21:13 > 0:21:17I've never known a shepherdess with a chip on her foot to talk.
0:21:17 > 0:21:23- What else do you collect?- I have a collection of things that move.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25See?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29'I didn't think Great Aunt Loretta had anything that moved
0:21:29 > 0:21:31'on her table but I was wrong.'
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Look!
0:21:33 > 0:21:35Oh, my word!
0:21:35 > 0:21:39I've never known a grubby old piggy in a pinny
0:21:39 > 0:21:43- to jiggle about before. This is splendid!- What else, Mr McHorder?
0:21:43 > 0:21:48I do have a collection of things that make me jump and go, "Wah!"
0:21:48 > 0:21:50- Boo!- Wah!
0:21:50 > 0:21:54'I wasn't sure that Great Aunt Loretta had anything that
0:21:54 > 0:21:58would make Mr McHorder go "Wah!" But Grandpa said she had.'
0:21:58 > 0:22:01I think we might just have the thing.
0:22:01 > 0:22:02'Grandpa did this...'
0:22:02 > 0:22:04- Weeh!- Wah!
0:22:04 > 0:22:09My goodness, this is a treasure trove of collectable things for me.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11Jas?
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Oh, but what have we here?
0:22:13 > 0:22:17'Just when I thought that Mr McHorder was going to buy
0:22:17 > 0:22:21'all of Great Aunt Loretta's stuff, he saw the doll's house.'
0:22:21 > 0:22:24Oh, Jas, this is wonderful.
0:22:24 > 0:22:27This is exquisite.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31It may be exquisite but you can't wear it, can you?
0:22:31 > 0:22:33'Grandpa needed a new plan.'
0:22:33 > 0:22:35Elsie!
0:22:35 > 0:22:38There's only one thing for it. We can't have him buying that.
0:22:38 > 0:22:39Here goes.
0:22:39 > 0:22:43'And he ran towards the doll's house.'
0:22:43 > 0:22:48Mr McHorder, does the house fit into any of your collections?
0:22:48 > 0:22:51Well, it fits into my collection
0:22:51 > 0:22:55of things that make me go "Aww."
0:22:55 > 0:22:57I've had enough!
0:22:57 > 0:22:59'Grandpa was in the house.'
0:22:59 > 0:23:03- I think I know what we have to do, Great Aunt Loretta.- Oh, you.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07'And at that moment I saw him.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11'He had taken the clothes off the lovely doll and put them on.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14'He pointed to where the doll was
0:23:14 > 0:23:18'and I ran across and picked her up and put her in my pocket.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23'Mr McHorder went back to the doll's house.
0:23:23 > 0:23:27'I wondered what Grandpa was going to do next.'
0:23:27 > 0:23:29- Excuse me.- Wah!
0:23:29 > 0:23:32- It's very rude to stare.- Oh, my word.
0:23:32 > 0:23:38Something that moves and talks and makes me go "Wah!"
0:23:38 > 0:23:40I beg your pardon?
0:23:40 > 0:23:44- I need to buy this house. - Oh, I don't think so.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47It's my house, you see.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50And you've no idea how bossy I can be.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52But you are amazing!
0:23:52 > 0:23:57I know that. And you're obviously a man of excellent taste.
0:23:57 > 0:24:01But I promise you I'll make your life a misery.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05You'll be much better off with Loretta's entire collection,
0:24:05 > 0:24:09- most of which you could pin to your kilt.- I see. You're right.
0:24:09 > 0:24:12You're absolutely right!
0:24:12 > 0:24:16I want to buy it all! All of it, right now.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19'And Great Aunt Loretta sold him all her stuff.'
0:24:19 > 0:24:22There's a box, pack your own.
0:24:23 > 0:24:28And you, Elsie, as a reward for persuading Mr McHorder to buy
0:24:28 > 0:24:35- all my stuff, I am going to buy you the doll's house.- Oh!
0:24:35 > 0:24:38Thank you so much, Great Aunt Loretta!
0:24:38 > 0:24:42'I was really pleased. Partly because I loved the doll's house,
0:24:42 > 0:24:46'but partly because I knew I could get Grandpa home,
0:24:46 > 0:24:48'which is exactly what happened.
0:24:48 > 0:24:52'Back the Mill, at last I was alone with Grandpa.'
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- Get your dress off! Quick, Grandpa!- Right!
0:24:55 > 0:24:58This thing tickles.
0:24:58 > 0:25:01'I put the real doll in the bed.
0:25:01 > 0:25:05'Grandpa was back to normal. Well, almost normal.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09'He still had to come back to his normal size, of course.'
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Elsie, didn't we do well?
0:25:14 > 0:25:19- Great Aunt Loretta sold all her stuff and you got a doll's house.- Yup!
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- What do we call it? - BOTH: Team work!
0:25:22 > 0:25:24Oh, you're up, Grandpa.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26Come for another look.
0:25:26 > 0:25:31Oh, the beautiful lady's gone for a lie down.
0:25:31 > 0:25:35- Just like you, Grandpa. - She is, Loretta, she is.
0:25:35 > 0:25:37You can hardly tell us apart.