0:00:03 > 0:00:06One minute till we are on air, everyone. I need the toilet.
0:00:06 > 0:00:07Meow-mow-ow.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10Oh, Lolly, I don't know if I can do the show today.
0:00:10 > 0:00:12I'm worried the studio is haunted.
0:00:12 > 0:00:16I've been noticing some supernatural events recently.
0:00:16 > 0:00:17Supernatural events?
0:00:17 > 0:00:19What are you on about?
0:00:19 > 0:00:21- HE SCREAMS - Oooh.
0:00:21 > 0:00:24- A zombie!- Aah!
0:00:24 > 0:00:28That's not a zombie. That's just Wilf.
0:00:28 > 0:00:30I've only just woken up.
0:00:30 > 0:00:33I was up half the night thinking about the difference between
0:00:33 > 0:00:37clementines, satsumas and tangerines.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Oh.
0:00:40 > 0:00:42- HE SCREAMS - A mummy!
0:00:42 > 0:00:45Oh, that's not a mummy, that's just Herman!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Oh, I've had a problem in the toilet.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49I wouldn't go in there for a while if I were you.
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- HE TRUMPS - Sorry.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53So, you see, Derek,
0:00:53 > 0:00:55- there's a perfectly rational explanation...- Ah!
0:00:55 > 0:00:56..for all of this.
0:00:56 > 0:00:58You all right, cockers?
0:00:58 > 0:01:02You see? This is just Hacker under a sheet.
0:01:02 > 0:01:03Oh.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06- DEREK GASPS - But he's naked!
0:01:07 > 0:01:08But I'm always naked.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Run the titles.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Ooh! Ooh! Oo-hoo!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17# You gonna watch this?
0:01:19 > 0:01:20# You gotta watch this!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25# You gotta watch this!
0:01:25 > 0:01:29- HE RAPS:- # My, my, my, my programme hits you so hard
0:01:29 > 0:01:30# Makes me say, "Oh, my word!"
0:01:30 > 0:01:32# Thank you for watching me
0:01:32 > 0:01:34# It's telly but not what you normally see
0:01:34 > 0:01:36# It feels good there's outtakes too
0:01:36 > 0:01:37# Comedy, guests and clips it's true
0:01:37 > 0:01:39# So sit back - don't move too much
0:01:39 > 0:01:41# This is the show - ah! - you can't touch
0:01:41 > 0:01:43# Stop, Hacker Time. #
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Thank you.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Stand by, everyone, we're on air in five seconds.
0:01:48 > 0:01:52- Four, three, two, one. - Wilf, are the celebrity guests here?
0:01:52 > 0:01:56- They're coming now. - HE CHUCKLES
0:01:56 > 0:01:58- Hi. I'm Leona Vaughan.- Hello.
0:01:58 > 0:01:59And I'm Louis Payne.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01And we're here to film an episode of Wolfblood.
0:02:01 > 0:02:04Certainly, but don't you need to use the toilet first?
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Oh, yeah, I do, actually.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08Get in there then.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14Well, that was easy enough, wasn't it? Ready, Hacker?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18This is going to be off the chain.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21SHE SCREAMS
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Right, now you need the toilet.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25Er, no, I don't.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27Why was she screaming and why does it say, "Fake toilet"?
0:02:27 > 0:02:29It's a typo. Just get in, have a look.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31Have a look for yourself if you want to. Check.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- I don't want the toilet. I don't... - Get the door.
0:02:34 > 0:02:35Ready, Hacker?
0:02:35 > 0:02:37HE SCREAMS
0:02:48 > 0:02:52Ladies and gentlemen, it's Wolfblood's Jana and TJ,
0:02:52 > 0:02:57AKA Leona Vaughan and Louis Payne.
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- LEONA AND LOUIS SCREAM - Hacker Timer.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Get off.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03Welcome to Hacker Time!
0:03:03 > 0:03:06What is this? I didn't sign up for this.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09But I'm almost a wolf.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11And we're supposed to be together,
0:03:11 > 0:03:13run together, stick up for each other,
0:03:13 > 0:03:16loyal to the end, we are a pack.
0:03:16 > 0:03:17Yeah, but you do know that
0:03:17 > 0:03:19we are not actually Wolfbloods, we're actors.
0:03:19 > 0:03:21Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Eat your bag of Wolf Mix.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Go on, get it down your face.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26Eat your Wolf Mix like it's going out of fashion. Go on.
0:03:26 > 0:03:28Graze on said Wolf Mix.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31Right, let's find out more about these two greedy mongrels.
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Derek, do what you're overpaid to do.
0:03:34 > 0:03:36Pressing the button.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38Who's that?
0:03:38 > 0:03:41We're learning how to infiltrate a mushroom with cheese.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44A chicken? That's not right.
0:03:44 > 0:03:48- Push the cheese within it. It's a mushroom.- Oh, every time.
0:03:48 > 0:03:49Oh, that's better.
0:03:49 > 0:03:52Leona Vaughan and Louis Payne star in the hit CBBC show Wolfblood.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Unfortunately, they both also regularly suffer from
0:03:55 > 0:03:57conjunctivitis.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Louis is so big headed
0:03:58 > 0:04:01that his face is actually the same size as the moon.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05And Leona has got a bit carried away playing a Wolfblood for so long.
0:04:05 > 0:04:07You're not really allowed to do your business
0:04:07 > 0:04:09in the woods, you know, Leona?
0:04:09 > 0:04:12Leona bought a pair of gloves with her earnings from the last series.
0:04:12 > 0:04:14If she's invited back next time,
0:04:14 > 0:04:17she's hoping to afford enough wool to cover all of her fingers.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20And there's nothing you need to know about Leona and Louis.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Oh, their eyes have gone bad again!
0:04:23 > 0:04:26Oh, I hope that conjunctivitis cleared up.
0:04:26 > 0:04:27Did you use drops?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29No, no, we didn't.
0:04:29 > 0:04:33Now, Leona and Louis, do you believe in the supernatural?
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Yeah, I do. Do you?- Yeah, I believe in supernatural, yeah. Why not?
0:04:36 > 0:04:37Me too, cocker.
0:04:37 > 0:04:39I believe in souper-natural.
0:04:39 > 0:04:40Look, some soup.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42It's broccoli and kale flavour.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44Perfect with sourdough bread.
0:04:44 > 0:04:48Larry, tell us what's coming up in the future.
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Well, Hacker, the future is about to happen
0:04:50 > 0:04:53and here is a sneak preview.
0:04:53 > 0:04:55Coming up on today's Hacker Time...
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Beards get a stroke,
0:04:57 > 0:04:59our guests get a poke...
0:04:59 > 0:05:01Are you angry yet?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04..and there's the same old trumping jokes.
0:05:04 > 0:05:06HE TRUMPS
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Don't go away.
0:05:09 > 0:05:13Ooh. What a bunch of things, hey?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Right then, time for my big interview.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18You've moved to the city in this series of Wolfblood.
0:05:18 > 0:05:22- Mm-hm.- That's right.- Are there more lunch options in the city?
0:05:22 > 0:05:24SHE LAUGHS I think there's one or two, yeah.
0:05:24 > 0:05:26I suppose there is, yeah. Why not?
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Are the streets lined with kebabs?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30Yeah. Yeah, they're lined with kebabs. Yeah.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Here, Leona, do you remember that time that I was in Wolfblood
0:05:33 > 0:05:37as a baddie and your character, Jana, was trying to track me down?
0:05:37 > 0:05:39Erm...
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Are you sure that was Wolf...? - It did happen! It happened!
0:05:42 > 0:05:44You saw it with your eyes. Look!
0:05:44 > 0:05:47Look again for the proof.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49TENSE MUSIC
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- Oh, Jana will never find me here. - HE LAUGHS
0:05:56 > 0:05:59I just hope I don't do anything to give myself away.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01HE TRUMPS Oh, no.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03SHE SNIFFS
0:06:03 > 0:06:07HACKER TRUMPS
0:06:07 > 0:06:10- LEONA GIGGLES - Oh, I trump when I'm nervous.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Imara, I think I've lost him.
0:06:13 > 0:06:16HE TRUMPS AGAIN
0:06:16 > 0:06:18SHE SNIFFS
0:06:19 > 0:06:21- Got him.- Oh, budgies!
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Ah!
0:06:23 > 0:06:24That's so good.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26I am a talent, aren't I?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31So, Leona, you play Jana in Wolfblood, don't you?
0:06:31 > 0:06:33I do, yes.
0:06:33 > 0:06:35So, you have to answer the next set of questions
0:06:35 > 0:06:37saying only "ja" or "na".
0:06:37 > 0:06:39- Get it? Ja-na.- I get it.
0:06:39 > 0:06:45- You must answer the phrase with the word "ja" or "na".- Na.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Complete the name of this fruit bana...
0:06:48 > 0:06:51- Na.- No. It's bana-ja.
0:06:51 > 0:06:55Look, it's the new fruit grown in the foothills of the Himalayas.
0:06:55 > 0:06:56A bana-ja.
0:06:56 > 0:07:00Complete the name of this famous pop star,
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- Rihan...- Na.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04No, it's Rihan-ja.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06She's great. I've got all of her albums.
0:07:06 > 0:07:07Rihan-ja.
0:07:07 > 0:07:11She does a song called... # Ooh, ja, ja, what's my name?
0:07:11 > 0:07:14# Ooh, ja, ja, what is my name?
0:07:14 > 0:07:17# Ooh, ja, ja, what's my name?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19# Ooh, ja, ja, what's my name? #
0:07:19 > 0:07:21Yes! Join in!
0:07:21 > 0:07:24- # Ooh, ja, ja, what's my name? - ALL:- What's my name?
0:07:24 > 0:07:27- # Ooh, ja, ja, what's my name? # - I said...
0:07:27 > 0:07:30- #- Ooh, ja, ja... #- Come on! - # What's my name?
0:07:30 > 0:07:33# Rihan-ja, what's my name? # Yes!
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Give yourselves a nice round of applause for the Rihan-ja song.
0:07:38 > 0:07:44Now, Louis, why does TJ butter toast so painfully slowly?
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Look.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07Although it does take me ages to butter up toast too. See.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Hey, you bit of toast, you've got lovely crusts.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Do you want to listen to Rihan-ja's latest single with me?
0:08:13 > 0:08:17IN FRENCH ACCENT: Hmm, well, I shall think about it.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18See.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21Ages.
0:08:21 > 0:08:25So, is it true that Wolfbloods turn into wolves when they get angry?
0:08:25 > 0:08:27- Yeah. Yeah.- Yeah. Yeah, they do. yeah.
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Wilf! Poke them with that poking stick, will you?
0:08:30 > 0:08:32Yes, yes, there you go, Hacker.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Ugh. Ugh. Poke, poke, poke.
0:08:35 > 0:08:36Are you angry yet?
0:08:36 > 0:08:37- No.- No, no. Not yet.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41- Are you angry yet?- No.- No.
0:08:41 > 0:08:44Oh, I can't believe this. It's not working!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Oh! That makes me so angry.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48Oh! Oh, no, Hacker.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50You know what happens when you get angry.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52I'm angry now!
0:08:52 > 0:08:55HE SCREAMS
0:08:55 > 0:08:57Oh, no, it's happening!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05You inexplicably grow a healthy moustache.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Oh, it can be such a burden.
0:09:10 > 0:09:11- There we are. - HE SPITS
0:09:11 > 0:09:16Now, Leona, you have a special ability in Wolfblood called Eolas.
0:09:16 > 0:09:19- Yes.- What's that all about then?
0:09:19 > 0:09:22So, it's basically a Wolfblood's ability
0:09:22 > 0:09:25to kind of, like, figure out how people connect with nature and
0:09:25 > 0:09:29- to tell their whereabouts.- Well, I'm connecting with nature right now.
0:09:29 > 0:09:31- DIALLING - Hello, Nature.
0:09:31 > 0:09:34Nature, are you all right, cocker? Are you free Saturday night?
0:09:34 > 0:09:36- Hello? Hello? Nature! - TONE GOES DEAD
0:09:36 > 0:09:39Oh, stupid Nature.
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Story of my life, that.
0:09:40 > 0:09:45Anyway, I'm bored of you both now so that's the end of the big interview.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Larry, cut to something else.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50Now on Hacker Time it's time for more adventure on the high seas
0:09:50 > 0:09:54with Admiral Lawnmower and his crew.
0:10:12 > 0:10:17An Admiral must be a man of sophistication, reading
0:10:17 > 0:10:20and, above all, intellect.
0:10:20 > 0:10:22HE LAUGHS
0:10:22 > 0:10:26I displayed all of these qualities today when I gave a rousing speech
0:10:26 > 0:10:28to boost the crew's morale.
0:10:30 > 0:10:33You horrific bunch of pitiless wastrels.
0:10:33 > 0:10:36You're hideously ugly, you stink of herring
0:10:36 > 0:10:38and worst of all,
0:10:38 > 0:10:41you're invisible.
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Jim Lad, where is everyone?
0:10:43 > 0:10:46They're all sick, Admiral. We're the only two left on deck.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48BELL RINGS
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Apart from Able Seaman Tumbleweed
0:10:50 > 0:10:52and the man who rings that bell.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54BELL RINGS
0:10:57 > 0:10:59So, what is wrong with this lot?
0:10:59 > 0:11:01THEY MOAN They've all got dirty, dirty
0:11:01 > 0:11:05barnacle dirt, a disease caused by the ship's poor hygiene.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07- HACKER GASPS - How bad is it?
0:11:07 > 0:11:10Well, the first mate has just thrown up overboard.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14Hmm. No, I've never liked that word.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17The cook has got hives.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19- BEES BUZZ - This bee keeping hobby is
0:11:19 > 0:11:21the best thing I've ever done.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23It really keeps my mind off this deadly illness.
0:11:23 > 0:11:26HE CRIES OUT
0:11:26 > 0:11:29And the surgeon has lost a leg. HACKER GASPS
0:11:29 > 0:11:33Hmm, I'm sure there were 49 in here this morning.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36Where could that other one be? Hmm.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Oh!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Oh, found it.
0:11:39 > 0:11:43If we're going to cure this illness, we need to understand it.
0:11:43 > 0:11:45OK. What are the main symptoms?
0:11:45 > 0:11:47Well, it starts with sneezing.
0:11:47 > 0:11:50- HE SNEEZES - Then itching.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55- Then trumping. - HE TRUMPS
0:11:55 > 0:11:57HE TRUMPS AGAIN
0:11:57 > 0:11:59Then paranoia.
0:11:59 > 0:12:02I didn't trump. Who said I trumped?
0:12:02 > 0:12:03You can't prove I trumped.
0:12:03 > 0:12:05- HE TRUMPS - Then grief.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08Oh! Oh, OK, I trumped.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10I trumped!
0:12:10 > 0:12:13And finally, denial.
0:12:13 > 0:12:14I'm not in denial!
0:12:14 > 0:12:16I'm in de-Pacific Ocean.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- Bah-dum-tsss! - Hey! Ha-ha. Good, isn't it?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Oh, I can't believe this medical textbook says
0:12:21 > 0:12:23I have all the main symptoms.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25Oh, no, that isn't a medical book.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28It's a book of overused comedy scenarios.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31It came with this free banana peel.
0:12:31 > 0:12:32Ha.
0:12:32 > 0:12:33Ah!
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Who left this wooden leg here?
0:12:36 > 0:12:41And so, Jim Lad and I set about finding ingredients to make a cure.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45Wizened stoat tongues.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Pickled tapeworm.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50And the key ingredient,
0:12:50 > 0:12:53cure for dirty, dirty barnacle dirt.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Now all we need to do is put these ingredients into the cauldron.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Pft! That isn't a cauldron.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03It's the ship's toilet.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06No, it's definitely a cauldron.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09But I've been using it as a toilet for the whole voyage.
0:13:09 > 0:13:11I've been getting kitchen equipment mixed up with
0:13:11 > 0:13:15waste receptacles again, haven't I?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Oh, well, at least that explains how everyone got ill.
0:13:18 > 0:13:23Yes! What a hilarious and potentially fatal misunderstanding.
0:13:23 > 0:13:26THEY LAUGH
0:13:30 > 0:13:32Oh!
0:13:32 > 0:13:34I found that leg again.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36So, all's well that ends well.
0:13:36 > 0:13:40Now, if you will excuse me, I'm off for my evening meal.
0:13:42 > 0:13:43Ah, hey-hey.
0:13:45 > 0:13:47HE SLURPS
0:13:47 > 0:13:48Oh, nutty.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51TOILET FLUSHES
0:13:52 > 0:13:54I don't know what all the fuss was about.
0:13:54 > 0:13:57I rather like the look of cooking in a toilet.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Son, I raised you better than that.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Sorry, Father.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03Good.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05Now, let's see what nuggets have
0:14:05 > 0:14:06fallen down behind the fridge.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09You're watching Hacker Time
0:14:09 > 0:14:11brought to you in association with Wolf Mix.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14Mix it up and wolf it down.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Mr Derek?
0:14:17 > 0:14:19I just wanted a bit of peace and quiet.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21Yes, Herman.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24- You know these actors we have on the show?- Yes, Herman.
0:14:24 > 0:14:26Well, I can easily do what they can do.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28I could be a successful actor.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31OK, then, show me happiness.
0:14:32 > 0:14:35Fiddly diddly dee, I'm as happy as can be.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38- HE LAUGHS - Anger.
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Fiddly diddly dee,
0:14:39 > 0:14:42- I'm as angry as can be. - HE GROWLS
0:14:42 > 0:14:45How about uncontrollable sadness and despair?
0:14:45 > 0:14:50Er, well, I'm not sure I have that in my repertoire, actually.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51Well, this might help.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54You're never going to be an actor, Herman, you're rubbish!
0:14:54 > 0:14:56Really, really rubbish!
0:14:56 > 0:14:57Ha-hoo!
0:14:57 > 0:15:01HE WEEPS AND WAILS
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Oh, I'm actually quite good at this uncontrollable sadness and despair.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08HE LAUGHS AND WAILS
0:15:08 > 0:15:09I'm not going to make it.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13Coming back to studio in three, two, one.
0:15:13 > 0:15:15And cue.
0:15:15 > 0:15:20Leona, I hear that you sing on the set of Wolfblood a lot, is it true?
0:15:20 > 0:15:21Occasionally, yeah.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24Well, I don't really care. It's just a nice segue into me singing a song
0:15:24 > 0:15:29about how life would be easier if I had supernatural powers.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38# If I could fly
0:15:38 > 0:15:43# I could find out why there are clouds in the sky
0:15:43 > 0:15:47# I could eat them like whipped cream
0:15:47 > 0:15:52# And my best friend could be a pigeon named Steve
0:15:52 > 0:15:56# If I could breathe underwater
0:15:56 > 0:16:00# I could marry an octopus' daughter
0:16:00 > 0:16:05# I could rest my head on the seabed
0:16:05 > 0:16:10# And my best friend could be a crab named Fred
0:16:10 > 0:16:14# If I had super strength
0:16:14 > 0:16:18# I could lift up a park bench
0:16:18 > 0:16:23# I could probably lift up another park bench
0:16:23 > 0:16:26# But I don't have super strength
0:16:26 > 0:16:31# I've got no powers at all. #
0:16:31 > 0:16:33LEONA LAUGHS
0:16:33 > 0:16:35Hey, what did you think of that, cockers?
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- It was the best thing ever. - Yeah, it was amazing.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40- Loved it.- Yeah, it was, wasn't it? - BELL RINGS
0:16:40 > 0:16:41Oh, that's lunch.
0:16:41 > 0:16:43Hey, hey. You can have the rest of the Wolf Mix,
0:16:43 > 0:16:46I'm off for something with some actual nutritional value.
0:16:46 > 0:16:47Bye-bye.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49La-la-la-la-luncheon.
0:16:49 > 0:16:51Come on.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55I hope they're not serving on square plates.
0:17:05 > 0:17:10Wilf, we need to improve our social media presence.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12We need to embrace modern technology.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14I'm right with you.
0:17:14 > 0:17:15Come here, typewriter.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18Oh, I love your ribbon and your paper.
0:17:18 > 0:17:21Wilf, the typewriter isn't modern.
0:17:21 > 0:17:24You are so behind the times.
0:17:24 > 0:17:29I mean computers, social media, e-mailing.
0:17:29 > 0:17:31Well, I was just about to send an e-mail, actually.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33OK, well, that's something.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37Yes, I'm about to mail a note containing only the letter E.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39My typewriter is broken, you see.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41Luckily, it's to my friend Eee
0:17:41 > 0:17:42who lives in Eeeeeee.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Wilf, you're not taking this seriously.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Do we even have a hashtag?
0:17:47 > 0:17:50We have a hash brown and it's got a tag on it.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53It says, "Best before 1963."
0:17:53 > 0:17:55HE CHUCKLES Wilf.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57- Let's have a look at your profile. - All right, yes.
0:17:57 > 0:18:00It's not bad. My nose is a bit big but I've got a nice flappy mouth.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02- Flippity, flippy, flappy, flap. - No, Wilf.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05We need to do more, we need to go viral.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Oh, we will do with all the raw chicken we're serving.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10- CHICKEN CLUCK - Get out of it, chicken.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11Down.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14Have we even got any followers?
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Just that undercover food inspector.
0:18:16 > 0:18:18He's been following us for weeks.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22I'm afraid you're both going to have to come with me.
0:18:22 > 0:18:26I've got a few questions to ask you about that chicken.
0:18:26 > 0:18:30CHICKEN CLUCKS Oh, Wilf!
0:18:30 > 0:18:32I'll step out of the van.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35BELL RINGS
0:18:35 > 0:18:37And now, we show you what it's like behind the scenes
0:18:37 > 0:18:40at one of CBBC's top dramas.
0:18:40 > 0:18:43It's Wolfblood Sweat And Tears.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45WOLF HOWLS
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Have you heard we've got a new director today?
0:18:47 > 0:18:49Yeah, I hope they know what they're doing.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, cocker.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53What's a camera?
0:18:53 > 0:18:56I'm just kidding. I know what a camera is.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58- HE LAUGHS - This is a camera.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Look at this beautiful...
0:18:59 > 0:19:00Look at the lens on that.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03No, no, no. Let's go for it.
0:19:03 > 0:19:06I've got a big, dramatic Wolfblood scene for you today.
0:19:06 > 0:19:08Action-oh!
0:19:08 > 0:19:10OK. SHE CLEARS HER THROAT
0:19:10 > 0:19:13TJ, I know you might see me in a different light
0:19:13 > 0:19:15but, well, it's for your own good.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18But how could you? This stinks of betrayal.
0:19:18 > 0:19:21I know and it will always stay with me
0:19:21 > 0:19:23but you'll understand one day.
0:19:23 > 0:19:25I can't even be around you any more.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27Cut!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29- Did we do something wrong? - Oh, no, no.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32I was just getting Herman to cut my sandwiches into triangles.
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- HERMAN LAUGHS - Cheers, Herms.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36- HE LAUGHS - Herman Eggly there.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39But on reflection, it is a bit boring.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Let's try that again with some more interesting costumes.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Action!
0:19:47 > 0:19:50TJ, I know you may see me in a different light...
0:19:50 > 0:19:52HACKER LAUGHS
0:19:52 > 0:19:54..but it was for your own good.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56How could you? This stinks of betrayal.
0:19:56 > 0:19:57Cut!
0:19:57 > 0:19:58Thank goodness for that.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01No, sorry. I was just taking part in this ribbon-cutting ceremony
0:20:01 > 0:20:03for the new local supermarket.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05These costumes are ridiculous.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08Yeah, why have you put me in this terrible wolf costume?
0:20:08 > 0:20:10We use visual effects on Wolfblood.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13Oh. If it's effects you seek,
0:20:13 > 0:20:15leave it with me, cockers.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17From the top.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23TJ, I know you might see me in a different light
0:20:23 > 0:20:25but it was for your own good.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27How could you? This stinks of betrayal.
0:20:27 > 0:20:29TRUMP SOUND EFFECT
0:20:29 > 0:20:31I know, and it will always stay with me.
0:20:31 > 0:20:35TRUMP SOUND But you'll understand one day.
0:20:35 > 0:20:37I can't even be around you right now.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39TRUMP SOUNDS
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- Bravo! Bravo! - APPLAUSE
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Ugh, I've had enough. I quit.
0:20:44 > 0:20:46Oh, I don't need you anyway.
0:20:46 > 0:20:48I'm the world's best director.
0:20:48 > 0:20:54Hacker T Dog, I'm giving you this award for the world's best director.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55Oh!
0:20:55 > 0:20:58Now, give it to someone who actually deserves it.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02That was mean. I'm genuinely very upset by that.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04HE CRIES
0:21:04 > 0:21:06- TRUMP SOUNDS - Oh, no. Oh, no.
0:21:06 > 0:21:07- That's not helping. - HORN BLARES
0:21:07 > 0:21:09They're just making me more upset, isn't it?
0:21:09 > 0:21:11- CHICKEN CLUCKS - Why don't I lean the other way?
0:21:11 > 0:21:14I just can't. I keep leaning on the same button.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15Now on Hacker Time,
0:21:15 > 0:21:19make mine an organic double choca mocha hoca skinny white to go.
0:21:19 > 0:21:25It's hipster central in today's Lost And Found...And Lost Again.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26# Whoa, whoa
0:21:26 > 0:21:28# Lost and found
0:21:28 > 0:21:29# And lost again. #
0:21:31 > 0:21:35Luke, there's something different about you today.
0:21:35 > 0:21:39Well, yeah, I've decided to explore my individuality
0:21:39 > 0:21:40by becoming a hipster.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Right now, I've got a style all of my own.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45Ah, about that, erm...
0:21:46 > 0:21:49ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
0:21:56 > 0:21:58# I've got a beard My quiff is weird
0:21:58 > 0:22:00# These skinny jeans I try to squeeze in
0:22:00 > 0:22:02# Upcycled checks Enormous specs
0:22:02 > 0:22:05# A scarf and a hat no matter what season
0:22:05 > 0:22:07# I don't like plates I eat off slates
0:22:07 > 0:22:09# And I have pulled pork on my patty
0:22:09 > 0:22:11# I've only chewed organic superfood
0:22:11 > 0:22:13# And there's a heart shape upon my latte
0:22:13 > 0:22:21- BOTH: # Hip...sters - Hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip
0:22:21 > 0:22:22# Hip, hip, hip, hip
0:22:22 > 0:22:30- # Hip...sters - Hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip
0:22:30 > 0:22:31# Hip, hip, hip, hip
0:22:31 > 0:22:33# I buy my music all on vinyl
0:22:33 > 0:22:35# Dine out at a converted urinal
0:22:35 > 0:22:38# My boots have left my spine out of kilter
0:22:38 > 0:22:40# My photos all have an orangey filter
0:22:40 > 0:22:42# I wear an ironic onesie to bed
0:22:42 > 0:22:45# I fill up daily on artisan bread
0:22:45 > 0:22:47# Watch Danish dramas at least once a week
0:22:47 > 0:22:49# My kitchen units are all shabby chic
0:22:49 > 0:22:51# My style is known as pre-loved vintage geek
0:22:51 > 0:22:56BOTH: # Our lives are so bleak conforming to be unique
0:22:56 > 0:23:04- # Hip...sters - Hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip
0:23:04 > 0:23:05# Hip, hip, hip, hip
0:23:05 > 0:23:13- # Hip...sters - Hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip, hip
0:23:13 > 0:23:14# Hip, hip, hip, hip
0:23:14 > 0:23:16# Aah. #
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Hey, this is just a low-quality rip-off of our show.
0:23:20 > 0:23:21Oh!
0:23:21 > 0:23:24- I'm calling my lawyers, Hacker. You haven't seen the last of me.- Ah!
0:23:24 > 0:23:28And now we come to the climax of the show.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30The quiz that we like to call...
0:23:30 > 0:23:33Beam My Guests.
0:23:33 > 0:23:37S, S, plural. Beam My Guests.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41- ALL:- Beam My Guests.
0:23:41 > 0:23:43Beam, guest, beam.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45Leona, Louis, how much do you want to go home?
0:23:45 > 0:23:47- Hmm, a little bit.- Loads.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50A little bit and loads, hey? A mixture of views there, cocker.
0:23:50 > 0:23:51Much like this show generally.
0:23:51 > 0:23:52Well, now is your chance.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54You are standing in my state-of-the-art
0:23:54 > 0:23:57teleportation device that I found in a regional skip.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00I'm going to ask you a series of questions.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Get enough answers right and you'll be beamed back home.
0:24:03 > 0:24:06Fail miserably, however, and you'll go somewhere horrific.
0:24:06 > 0:24:07How does that sound?
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- Scary.- Your time will end when you hear this sound...
0:24:10 > 0:24:11Butter would not melt.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Start the clock.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16- Wolves transform when there is a full...- Moon.- Moon.
0:24:16 > 0:24:21No! Wolves transform when there is a full episode of Wolfblood on.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24- THEY LAUGH - K is a character in...
0:24:24 > 0:24:25- Wolfblood.- No.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27K is a character in the standard English alphabet.
0:24:27 > 0:24:30- THEY LAUGH - Time for a music round now.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33Here's my favourite amigo and confidant and all-round good guy,
0:24:33 > 0:24:36it's Accordion George!
0:24:36 > 0:24:38# It's Accordion George. Yes.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41# It's Accordion George. Acky G.
0:24:41 > 0:24:43# Oh, it's Accordion George.
0:24:43 > 0:24:45# Acky G. Ack, Ack, Ack. #
0:24:45 > 0:24:48The big Ack and his big, lovely bulbous, shiny acc.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Give us a wave, cocker.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Yeah. Now, Acky G is going to play you a lovely tune
0:24:53 > 0:24:57on his fabulous acc and you must guess which one it is.
0:24:57 > 0:25:01Acky G, do your thing, brother.
0:25:15 > 0:25:16No, I haven't got a clue. No.
0:25:16 > 0:25:18- What on earth do you think that was? - I don't know.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21Well, of course you don't know it. He's rubbish!
0:25:21 > 0:25:22You're rubbish, Acky G!
0:25:22 > 0:25:24What's happened to you?
0:25:24 > 0:25:26It was Little Mix and Black Magic.
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- Oh, yeah.- Let's play it. See how it should've been played.
0:25:29 > 0:25:31- # Take a sip of my secret potion... #- Oh, right.
0:25:31 > 0:25:33- # I'll make you fall in love... # - Sorry, mate.
0:25:33 > 0:25:35# For a spell that can't be broken... #
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Nothing like it, Acky G.
0:25:37 > 0:25:39That was... Where have you been learning that?
0:25:39 > 0:25:41At the bus station or something?
0:25:41 > 0:25:42Get rid of him.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44Get him out of here. Get rid of G.
0:25:44 > 0:25:48And mind your shins, we're not insured.
0:25:48 > 0:25:49Next question.
0:25:49 > 0:25:53Leona, this is you in Wolfblood showing off your amazing skills.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54Look at this.
0:25:54 > 0:25:56SHE GASPS
0:25:59 > 0:26:01APPLAUSE
0:26:03 > 0:26:08- Now, you caught that mug but can you catch these?- No.
0:26:08 > 0:26:10LEONA SCREAMS AND LAUGHS
0:26:10 > 0:26:12Ha-ha! They're made of rubber.
0:26:12 > 0:26:14One each, that will do.
0:26:14 > 0:26:16Butter would not melt.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18Time is up. How did they score, Lolly?
0:26:18 > 0:26:21- SHE SNORES - Huh?
0:26:21 > 0:26:23Wow. That's our highest score yet.
0:26:23 > 0:26:26That means you're going home.
0:26:26 > 0:26:27What do you think about that, cocker?
0:26:27 > 0:26:29- Yes!- Brilliant. That's great.- Whoo!
0:26:29 > 0:26:32Great news, isn't it? Well, it's time to beam my guests.
0:26:32 > 0:26:34Oh, Herman!
0:26:34 > 0:26:38Make sure you pull the lever that sends them back home.
0:26:38 > 0:26:42I will, Mr Hacker. I will.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44HE LAUGHS
0:26:45 > 0:26:46Wait, this is the wrong one.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48Where's this going? You pulled the wrong lever!
0:26:48 > 0:26:52Ooh. I don't know where they've gone but I'm sure they'll be fine.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57PIG SNORTS
0:26:57 > 0:26:59That's almost it for today.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01I'm off to deadhead a hydrangea.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04But first, there's the small matter of my horrific end song.
0:27:04 > 0:27:05Join in, cockers.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13# That is it for now the end of the show
0:27:13 > 0:27:15# I need the lav-lav so I'm going to go
0:27:15 > 0:27:18# I'll see you next time on this show of mine
0:27:18 > 0:27:20# Put it in your diary - it's called Hacker Time
0:27:20 > 0:27:22# It's been amazing there's been joy, fun and laughter
0:27:22 > 0:27:25# This could be the year we win our first BAFTA
0:27:25 > 0:27:27# Join again next time cos we've got much more
0:27:27 > 0:27:30# They'll be tons of other funny stuff, it will be top drawer
0:27:30 > 0:27:32# Leona and Louis stopped on by
0:27:32 > 0:27:34# They both star in Wolfblood
0:27:34 > 0:27:36# They scoffed down bowls of Wolf Mix
0:27:36 > 0:27:38# Then we tested Leona's skills by seeing
0:27:38 > 0:27:40# If she could catch some falling mugs
0:27:40 > 0:27:42# That is it for now the end of the show
0:27:42 > 0:27:44# I need the lav-lav so I'm going to go
0:27:44 > 0:27:46# I'll see you next time on this show of mine
0:27:46 > 0:27:49# Put it in your diary - it's called Hacker Time
0:27:49 > 0:27:51# Put it in your diary - it's called Hacker Time
0:27:51 > 0:27:55# That is the end of today's Hacker Time! #
0:27:55 > 0:27:58This is the award for the best show on TV.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Now, give it to someone who deserves it.