0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Oh, Top Ten!
0:00:07 > 0:00:09# Mmm, yes! #
0:00:10 > 0:00:13You all right, me old cockers?! It's me, Hacker off the telly.
0:00:13 > 0:00:16I'm counting down my top ten shows on CBBC,
0:00:16 > 0:00:19so why don't you join me inside my little kennel?
0:00:19 > 0:00:23But take your shoes off first, cockers! Heh, heh, heh!
0:00:23 > 0:00:27Number ten on my list is Help! My Supply Teacher Is Magic.
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Personally, I've never had a magic supply teacher, and if I did,
0:00:30 > 0:00:33I don't think my initial reaction would be, "Help!"
0:00:33 > 0:00:36I'd probably just say, "Oh, isn't that weird, me old cockers?!"
0:00:36 > 0:00:38So the name of the show would then be
0:00:38 > 0:00:42Oh! Isn't That Weird, Me Old Cockers? My Supply Teacher Is Magic.
0:00:42 > 0:00:44This programme has spawned lots of spin offs,
0:00:44 > 0:00:47including Help! My Supply Teacher Is Still Magic,
0:00:47 > 0:00:48Help! My School Trip Is Magic
0:00:48 > 0:00:51and Help! My School Trip Is Still A Supply Teacher.
0:00:51 > 0:00:55Oh, and Help! My TV Show Is Running Out Of Ideas For Titles!
0:00:55 > 0:00:56Ha, ha, ha!
0:00:56 > 0:00:58The best thing about Help! though, is the presenter.
0:00:58 > 0:01:03He's handsome, he's funny, he's a mesmerising screen presence.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06What's his name again? Oh, yeah! Iain Stirling.
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Yeah, Iain and I spent many happy years together in the CBBC office.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13He was such a lovely man, but a terrible woman!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh, do you remember his hair?
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Yes, his lank, long, complicated, filthy hair.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20And as for his clothes,
0:01:20 > 0:01:22I mean, why would anybody wear mustard-coloured trousers?
0:01:22 > 0:01:25I've seen a better-dressed salad, cockers.
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Frankly, the man's a mess, a stinking, bearded, vole-eyed mess!
0:01:28 > 0:01:31I'm just glad he went, if I'm honest. Oh, yes.
0:01:31 > 0:01:35But he's a lovely person, and a wonderful, well-dressed presenter,
0:01:35 > 0:01:39and I miss him, and that's why, in my top ten list of CBBC shows,
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Help! My Supply Teacher Is Magic is number ten!
0:01:42 > 0:01:44HE SNORTS