0:27:04 > 0:27:07# Oh, top ten
0:27:07 > 0:27:09# Mmm, yes! #
0:27:09 > 0:27:13You all right, cockers? It's me, Hacker T Dog.
0:27:13 > 0:27:17Oh, yes, counting down my top ten CBBC shows.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21So join me within the walls of my kennel, if you will.
0:27:21 > 0:27:22Follow I, cockers.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27At number two, it's everyone's favourite horribly historic
0:27:27 > 0:27:31programme - OOglies! I mean Horrible Histories.
0:27:31 > 0:27:32I love Horrible Histories
0:27:32 > 0:27:35because I like learning things via the medium of song.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38That's why I've written my own educational one,
0:27:38 > 0:27:41all about the perils of not using room-temperature butter.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42Hit it!
0:27:42 > 0:27:45ROMANTIC MUSIC STARTS
0:27:45 > 0:27:48# Oh, one cloudy Thursday lunch time
0:27:48 > 0:27:52# I thought I'd make a ham sandwich
0:27:52 > 0:27:55# So I got some ice-cold butter
0:27:55 > 0:27:58# Out of the ice-cold fridge
0:27:58 > 0:28:04# Couldn't spread it on my bread to save my life
0:28:04 > 0:28:10# Clumps of dairy produce stuck fast to my knife
0:28:10 > 0:28:16# Hard and yellow clusters caused me hours of strife
0:28:16 > 0:28:23# So I used me paste
0:28:23 > 0:28:26# Instead
0:28:26 > 0:28:34# Ohhhh, meat prod-uce paste! #
0:28:34 > 0:28:36So there you have it. I wouldn't have come up with
0:28:36 > 0:28:39that song if it hadn't been for Horrible Histories, and that's why
0:28:39 > 0:28:42in my top ten list of CBBC shows, Horrible Histories is number two.
0:28:42 > 0:28:44HE LAUGHS