0:30:04 > 0:30:07# Oh, top ten
0:30:07 > 0:30:09# Mmm, yes! #
0:30:09 > 0:30:11Hello, me almighty cockers.
0:30:11 > 0:30:15'Tis I, TV's very own Hacker T Dog,
0:30:15 > 0:30:19and I'm counting down my top ten CBBC shows, but which will I choose?
0:30:19 > 0:30:22There's only one way to find out, cockers.
0:30:22 > 0:30:23Follow me!
0:30:23 > 0:30:24Mm mm-mm mm-mm.
0:30:24 > 0:30:28Welcome to number one on my list. Can I have a drum roll, pur-lease?
0:30:28 > 0:30:34DRUM ROLL Yes, it's got mystery, it's got suspense, it's terrifying,
0:30:34 > 0:30:39it's emotional, it's got some of the best acting on television. It's...
0:30:39 > 0:30:41The One Show!
0:30:41 > 0:30:44The One Show? That's not even on CBBC.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47Oh, right, in that case, it'll have to be Wolfblood instead.
0:30:47 > 0:30:51Yes, Wolfblood holds a special place in my heart because it
0:30:51 > 0:30:54stars my close personal friend, Bobby Lockwood, who plays Rhydian.
0:30:54 > 0:30:57In fact, I was hanging about with Bobby just yesterday.
0:30:57 > 0:31:00Let me demonstrate the conversation we had. A-hem.
0:31:00 > 0:31:03"Bobby, do you fancy going for something to eat?"
0:31:03 > 0:31:05"Oh, Hacker, that sounds like a great idea."
0:31:05 > 0:31:09"I know it's a good idea - it was my idea. Of course it's a good idea.
0:31:09 > 0:31:10"Now, would you prefer curry or pizza?"
0:31:10 > 0:31:13"I shouldn't have curry, because it gives us terrible wind."
0:31:13 > 0:31:15"All right, then. Pizza it is."
0:31:15 > 0:31:17"But I can't have pizza either - I'm intolerant to dairy."
0:31:17 > 0:31:19"You can have it without the cheese."
0:31:19 > 0:31:22"It won't have the same flavour, Hacker."
0:31:22 > 0:31:24"I know it won't! Get some spicy meat on it, then."
0:31:24 > 0:31:27"That'll give us terrible wind instead."
0:31:27 > 0:31:28"All right, then!
0:31:28 > 0:31:30"You can just sit there with a breadstick and that's it."
0:31:30 > 0:31:32"Breadsticks give us wind as well."
0:31:32 > 0:31:34"Well, have a glass of water, then!"
0:31:34 > 0:31:37End scene. What a lovely man.
0:31:37 > 0:31:40And that's why in my top ten list of CBBC shows,
0:31:40 > 0:31:43Wolfblood is number one!
0:31:43 > 0:31:45Owwwwwwoooooooo!