0:33:02 > 0:33:03You're watching TV's Hacker T Dog.
0:33:03 > 0:33:06I've been counting down my top ten CBBC shows,
0:33:06 > 0:33:09but there's one I've not included...my own show, Hacker Time!
0:33:09 > 0:33:12The latest series has series has lots of great guests, like Radzi
0:33:12 > 0:33:16and Lindsey off Blue Peter, Perri and Jordan from Diversity... Oh!
0:33:16 > 0:33:18And Deborah Meaden from Dragons' Den.
0:33:18 > 0:33:20Me and Deborah had such a laugh on the set, you know.
0:33:20 > 0:33:22I said, "Hello, Deborah, I'm a big fan,"
0:33:22 > 0:33:25and she went, "Thanks very much, cocker." I said, "No, I
0:33:25 > 0:33:27"really am a big fan", and she said, "I know. I heard you
0:33:27 > 0:33:30"the first time, thanks." I said, "No, let me finish.
0:33:30 > 0:33:33"I really am a big fan...of your fellow Dragon Duncan Bannatyne.
0:33:33 > 0:33:36"I've never heard of you, cocker." We haven't spoken since.
0:33:36 > 0:33:40But she is a lovely woman, really, I promise. Here's the proof!
0:33:41 > 0:33:43# CBBC! #
0:33:43 > 0:33:46'Hacker's time in the hovel has gone from bad to worse.'
0:33:46 > 0:33:48Look, there's only one thing for it.
0:33:48 > 0:33:51I'll have to wow you with a series of fantastic invention
0:33:51 > 0:33:53ideas in the form of a montage!
0:33:53 > 0:33:57That is the worst picture I have ever seen.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59Oh. I rather liked it.
0:34:00 > 0:34:04- This idea will make you itch! - Don't you mean "rich"?- No.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06I'm pitching you my fleas, cocker!
0:34:06 > 0:34:07HE LAUGHS
0:34:07 > 0:34:08Ooh.
0:34:10 > 0:34:11I'm in!
0:34:11 > 0:34:13..the toilet. I'll be back in a moment
0:34:13 > 0:34:15for more of your terrible ideas.
0:34:15 > 0:34:16TOILET FLUSHES
0:34:16 > 0:34:20I'll give you £5,000... No! £10,000. £20,000....
0:34:20 > 0:34:22for your five hotels in Park Lane.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24You're brilliant at this game, Hacker!
0:34:24 > 0:34:25DING!
0:34:25 > 0:34:28# CBBC! #
0:34:28 > 0:34:31What a wonderful, sturdy woman, whoever she was.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33But seriously, you'll love Hacker Time, cockers.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36It's got laughter, it's got drama, but most of all,
0:34:36 > 0:34:41it's got me in it, so make sure you tune in, only on CBBC!
0:34:41 > 0:34:44Oh, it'll be right good, cockers! Goodbye!
0:34:44 > 0:34:46HE CHUCKLES
0:34:46 > 0:34:47CHEESY MUSIC