Episode 2

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0:03:04 > 0:03:07# Ohh, top ten

0:03:07 > 0:03:10# Mmm, yes! #

0:03:10 > 0:03:13How do, cockers one and all. It's me, Hacker.

0:03:13 > 0:03:17I've been asked to do a countdown of my top ten CBBC shows.

0:03:17 > 0:03:19I told them I've got a top 43,

0:03:19 > 0:03:22but they said every episode of Hacker Time doesn't count!

0:03:22 > 0:03:26So, pull up a bean bag and come in. But do forgive the mess.

0:03:26 > 0:03:29Yes, she's gone everywhere...

0:03:29 > 0:03:31At number nine, it's Deadly 60.

0:03:31 > 0:03:33I love this show, because it stars Steve Backshall

0:03:33 > 0:03:35and his washboard stomach.

0:03:35 > 0:03:38I once tried to do my laundry on Steve's stomach,

0:03:38 > 0:03:41but he got the police involved, so I stopped.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44I love Deadly 60, but I don't know why it's called that.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46I thought maybe it was called Deadly 60

0:03:46 > 0:03:50because Steve Backshall is both deadly and 60.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53So I tried to find out if that's why it's called Deadly 60.

0:03:53 > 0:03:55So I crept into Steve's house at night to have

0:03:55 > 0:03:59a look at his birth certificate, and it turns out he isn't 60 at all!

0:03:59 > 0:04:01He's 61.

0:04:01 > 0:04:04But he did turn deadly when he caught me in his study,

0:04:04 > 0:04:07and that's why he got the police involved for a second time.

0:04:07 > 0:04:10The other great thing about Deadly 60 is the animals.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13They've had them all, cocker! Except stoats.

0:04:13 > 0:04:16They've never had a stoat on, and that to me is a huge oversight,

0:04:16 > 0:04:19so I decided to put the idea into Steve's head by releasing

0:04:19 > 0:04:21a colony of angry stoats into his garden.

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Luckily, he didn't get the police involved that time.

0:04:24 > 0:04:26Although it was only two hours ago.

0:04:26 > 0:04:29And that's why, in my top ten list of CBBC shows,

0:04:29 > 0:04:32Deadly 60 is number nine.

0:04:32 > 0:04:34SIREN WAILS, BRAKES SCREECH

0:04:34 > 0:04:36Oh, that's probably Steve now.

0:04:36 > 0:04:38< I want a word with you!

0:04:38 > 0:04:39Oh, knickers!

0:04:39 > 0:04:44It's the police! He's not here, guv'nor! He's gone to the lav, love!