0:06:04 > 0:06:06# Oh, Top Ten!
0:06:07 > 0:06:09# Mmm, yes! #
0:06:09 > 0:06:11You all right, cockers?!
0:06:11 > 0:06:15It's me, Hacker, and I'm counting down my top ten CBBC shows,
0:06:15 > 0:06:17so come join me in my kennel.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19But watch your feet on the beige carpet, cocker,
0:06:19 > 0:06:21it's got a delicate pile.
0:06:21 > 0:06:24At number eight, it's Tracy Beaker Returns.
0:06:24 > 0:06:27I love this show, cos it's all about my favourite
0:06:27 > 0:06:30character from literature, Gina from the Dumping Ground.
0:06:30 > 0:06:33It's a little known fact that the programme also contains
0:06:33 > 0:06:36a character called Tracy Breaker. Yeah, it's true that, yeah.
0:06:36 > 0:06:37Honest, it's true, yeah.
0:06:37 > 0:06:41Dani Harmer's been playing the role of Tracy since the 11th century.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44Back then it was called Ye Olde Story Of Tracy Beaker,
0:06:44 > 0:06:47and it followed her adventures during the Norman Conquest.
0:06:47 > 0:06:51That was a mere 1,000 years ago, but it's so popular,
0:06:51 > 0:06:55CBBC have been showing it every hour of every day ever since.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57In fact, I don't know why they bothered calling this series
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Tracy Beaker Returns. I mean, how can she return?
0:07:00 > 0:07:03She's never been off the telly, cocker! I'm sick of the girl.
0:07:03 > 0:07:05Frankly, all she ever does is say "bog off" to everyone.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07I mean, how disgusting is that,
0:07:07 > 0:07:09relying on toilet humour for a cheap laugh?
0:07:09 > 0:07:11It makes me so angry I could just...
0:07:11 > 0:07:13HE WEES
0:07:13 > 0:07:14Ah, that's better.
0:07:14 > 0:07:17As I was saying, relying on toilet humour makes me
0:07:17 > 0:07:18so angry I could just...
0:07:18 > 0:07:20HE WEES
0:07:20 > 0:07:25Yes, that's right. Toilet humour. It makes me so angry I could just...
0:07:26 > 0:07:29Oh. I've got none left. Only one thing for it.
0:07:29 > 0:07:31HE INHALES DEEPLY
0:07:31 > 0:07:32HE PASSES GAS
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Oh, I love toilet humour!
0:07:35 > 0:07:38And that's why, in my top ten list of CBBC shows,
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Tracy Beaker Returns is number eight!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Ha, ha!
0:07:42 > 0:07:43HE PASSES GAS
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Oh! Smells of sadness.
0:07:45 > 0:07:46CHEESY MUSIC