0:09:04 > 0:09:06# Oh, Top Ten!
0:09:07 > 0:09:09# Mmm, yes! #
0:09:10 > 0:09:11You all right, cockers?!
0:09:11 > 0:09:16It's me, Hacker T Dog, oh, yes, counting down my top ten CBBC shows.
0:09:16 > 0:09:21So, join me within the walls of my kennel if you will.
0:09:21 > 0:09:22Follow I, cockers!
0:09:22 > 0:09:26At number seven, it's Diddy Movies With Dick And Dom.
0:09:26 > 0:09:27This is a great series,
0:09:27 > 0:09:30because they've made every type of film you can think of,
0:09:30 > 0:09:35westerns, sci-fi, superheroes, you name it, they've done it, cocker.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38But there's one film they haven't made yet, a film about me,
0:09:38 > 0:09:41and that's why I'm going to sell them the rights to my life story.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44Excuse me a sec while I get the phone.
0:09:44 > 0:09:45Just get them on speed dial. Brilliant.
0:09:45 > 0:09:48Hello, is that Dick and Dom? It is! It's Dick and Dom.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50All right, cocker? It's me, Hacker, yeah.
0:09:50 > 0:09:52Hacker The Dog, yeah, off the telly, yeah.
0:09:52 > 0:09:54You know me, you've met me before. Moving eyebrows, that's me.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Yeah, Hacker, that's right. Yeah.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59Anyway, I'd like you to make a film about my life story, if you would.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03Yes, it is interesting! Yeah, you should here some of my stories.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Here's one for you, listen to this one.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07The other day, I went to the butcher's and guess what?
0:10:07 > 0:10:12It was closed! So, I had to go to a different butcher's. Classic story.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14All right, all right, you didn't like it?
0:10:14 > 0:10:16You'll love this one. Listen to this.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18One morning I was walking down the street and there was a massive
0:10:18 > 0:10:21puddle and I didn't see the puddle and people were shouting, "Hey!
0:10:21 > 0:10:24"Mind that puddle!", and I said, "What are you on about?
0:10:24 > 0:10:27"I can't see a puddle," and they said, "It's right in front of you,"
0:10:27 > 0:10:30so I then avoided the puddle and didn't get wet.
0:10:30 > 0:10:32Hello? Hello?
0:10:32 > 0:10:33DIAL TONE
0:10:33 > 0:10:35They must be considering their options.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37What a lovely pair of women they are, and that's why,
0:10:37 > 0:10:42in my top ten list of CBBC shows, Diddy Movies is number seven.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Oh, look! A puddle!
0:10:45 > 0:10:46SPLASH
0:10:46 > 0:10:48CHEESY MUSIC