0:12:04 > 0:12:07# Oh, Top Ten!
0:12:07 > 0:12:09# Mmm, yes! #
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Hello, me almighty cockers!
0:12:12 > 0:12:14Tis I, TV's very own Hacker T Dog,
0:12:14 > 0:12:19and I'm counting down my top ten CBBC shows. But which will I choose?
0:12:19 > 0:12:23There's only one way to find out, cockers! Follow me!
0:12:23 > 0:12:25# Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm. #
0:12:25 > 0:12:28At number six is Sam And Mark's Big Wind-Up.
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Now, some people call them the poor man's Ant and Dec,
0:12:30 > 0:12:32but I think that's unfair.
0:12:32 > 0:12:35They're actually the poor man's Chuckle Brothers. Heh, ha, ha!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Sam and Mark once had me on their show,
0:12:38 > 0:12:40and I was expecting the special guest star treatment.
0:12:40 > 0:12:44And did I get it? Did I, budgies!
0:12:44 > 0:12:46First of all, the limo they sent was only 20 feet long,
0:12:46 > 0:12:50and the swimming pool on the roof wasn't even heated! I was furious.
0:12:50 > 0:12:51I mean, I still had a quick swim.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54It was even worse when I got to the studio, you know.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57I told everyone that they weren't allowed to look me in the eye,
0:12:57 > 0:13:00oh, yes! But then I got there and someone did look me in the eye!
0:13:00 > 0:13:02I said, "Hey! Are you looking me in the eye?", and he said, "No!
0:13:02 > 0:13:05"I'm not looking you in the eye", and I said, "You are, you're looking
0:13:05 > 0:13:08"me in the eye!", and he said, "I'm not looking you in the eye!".
0:13:08 > 0:13:10I said, "Look me in the eye when you say that."
0:13:10 > 0:13:13So he looked in the eye and said that, so I had him fired on the
0:13:13 > 0:13:16spot, and then I realised I'd been looking in a mirror the whole time.
0:13:16 > 0:13:18Anyway, after I gave myself my job back,
0:13:18 > 0:13:22I had a little look in my dressing room and I thought, "Oh!
0:13:22 > 0:13:24"Look at the state of this! It's a right mess!"
0:13:24 > 0:13:26so I marched up to Sam and Mark and said,
0:13:26 > 0:13:31"I'm not an animal!" and they said, "You are an animal," and I said...
0:13:31 > 0:13:34- IN SQUEALING HIGH VOICE: - "I am! I'm an animal!"
0:13:34 > 0:13:38So I fired myself again and went home, and that's why, in my top
0:13:38 > 0:13:42ten list of CBBC shows, Sam and Mark's Big Wind-Up is number six.
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Especially the one with me in it!
0:13:44 > 0:13:45HE SNIFFS
0:13:45 > 0:13:46CHEESY MUSIC