0:18:05 > 0:18:07# Oh, top ten!
0:18:07 > 0:18:08# Mmmm! #
0:18:08 > 0:18:10Yes!
0:18:10 > 0:18:13You all right, me old cockers? It's me, Hacker, off the telly.
0:18:13 > 0:18:16I'm counting down my top ten shows on CBBC.
0:18:16 > 0:18:19So why don't you join me inside my little kennel?
0:18:19 > 0:18:23But take your shoes off first, cockers! Ha-ha!
0:18:23 > 0:18:25At number five, it's the 4 O'Clock Club -
0:18:25 > 0:18:29my favourite programme with a time-related title,
0:18:29 > 0:18:31after News At Ten and Watchdog, of course!
0:18:31 > 0:18:34I mean, I'm not including Happy Time in that list,
0:18:34 > 0:18:36I've never really cared for that show.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38Anyway, back to the 4 O'Clock Club.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40This show is great because it claims to deal with
0:18:40 > 0:18:44school life in a gritty and realistic fashion.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46And then they ruin it by singing about everything!
0:18:46 > 0:18:48I mean, what's that all about, cocker?
0:18:48 > 0:18:50It makes me so mad.
0:18:50 > 0:18:51I could just, I could just...
0:18:53 > 0:18:56# When I'm a-watching telly
0:18:56 > 0:19:00# There's a concept that angers me
0:19:00 > 0:19:08# These people who articulate their emotions musically
0:19:08 > 0:19:16# Oh, that's not real life, no, frankly it's just plain wrong
0:19:16 > 0:19:23# That's why I must voice my hatred via the medium of song
0:19:23 > 0:19:25# Oh. #
0:19:30 > 0:19:33Oh, I just voiced my hatred of the medium of song, didn't I?
0:19:33 > 0:19:34Ohh!
0:19:34 > 0:19:37That means that 4 O'Clock Club is realistic after all
0:19:37 > 0:19:40and that's why, in my top ten list of CBBC shows,
0:19:40 > 0:19:43the 4 O'Clock Club is number five.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45# Number five! #