Episode 8

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0:21:02 > 0:21:04Hacker's CBBC top ten!

0:21:04 > 0:21:07# Oh, top ten! #

0:21:07 > 0:21:10Mmm, yes!

0:21:10 > 0:21:12How do, cockers, one and all?

0:21:12 > 0:21:13It's me, Hacker.

0:21:13 > 0:21:16I've been asked to do a countdown of my top ten CBBC shows.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19I told them that I've got a top 43

0:21:19 > 0:21:22but they said every episode of Hacker Time doesn't count, cockers!

0:21:22 > 0:21:25So pull up a bean bag and come in

0:21:25 > 0:21:28but do forgive the mess, yes, it's gone everywhere.

0:21:28 > 0:21:32At number four, it's Dennis The Menace And Gnasher.

0:21:32 > 0:21:36This is a show all about a rancid boy and his rancid dog.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39The boy's terrible hair is matched only by his terrible voice.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41I say "terrible" because he sounds a lot like

0:21:41 > 0:21:46a certain Christopher Johnson, yes!

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Nevertheless, it's well known in showbusiness circles

0:21:48 > 0:21:51that Yonko and I are the very best of friends.

0:21:51 > 0:21:53Even though he feels threatened by my talent

0:21:53 > 0:21:56and I feel sickened by his very existence,

0:21:56 > 0:21:58but we do get on famously.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00Well, I get on more famously

0:22:00 > 0:22:02because, well, I'm more famous, aren't I?

0:22:02 > 0:22:05I'll never forget the first time Yonko walked into the CBBC office.

0:22:05 > 0:22:08I said, "Are you the new lava lamp cleaner?"

0:22:08 > 0:22:10He laughed and said no.

0:22:10 > 0:22:13I said, "In that case, you must be the new lav, love."

0:22:13 > 0:22:15He didn't laugh at that, though.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17But after he'd scraped everything off his shoes

0:22:17 > 0:22:19we formed a friendship that can never be broken.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22- MOBILE RINGS - Hang on, who's this? Hang on.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24'Hello-o-o-o!'

0:22:24 > 0:22:27Yonko, I've told you never to phone me!

0:22:27 > 0:22:29No, I don't want to watch

0:22:29 > 0:22:3217 hours of Doctor Who outtakes with you, ever!

0:22:32 > 0:22:33Good day to you, madam!

0:22:33 > 0:22:35Love you(!)

0:22:35 > 0:22:38As I was saying, our friendship can never be broken

0:22:38 > 0:22:41and that's why in my top ten list of CBBC shows

0:22:41 > 0:22:44Dennis The Menace And Gnasher is number four.

0:22:44 > 0:22:45Yeurgh!