Episode 1

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:00:15. > :00:25.Oh sport! Huzzah, it's the Olympics. Today's top stories. Man spills

:00:26. > :00:30.bottle of olive oil over himself minutes before the opening ceremony.

:00:31. > :00:41.Belgian tennis player caught taking nap during match. And strong winds

:00:42. > :00:50.that cancelled the rogue were caused by beach volleyball players! Ooh,

:00:51. > :00:55.they shouldn't have had that prawn bhuna before the match. What about

:00:56. > :01:00.that opening ceremony? What stadium did it take place in again. The

:01:01. > :01:08.noise and the visuals inside the Maracana. The where? Maracana.

:01:09. > :01:21.Where? Well there is only one way to remember that!

:01:22. > :01:30.MUSIC: Maracana. My favourite part was when the model Giselle tried to

:01:31. > :02:00.win gold in the strut. WHISTLES. How long is she? Come on,

:02:01. > :02:06.love, we still have four hours of people climbing up buildings to get

:02:07. > :02:10.through! Come on will you? Welcome to my Serries that gives you a

:02:11. > :02:16.summary of the important stuff happening in Rio. I have got a

:02:17. > :02:22.reporter close the action. Wilf where are you? I'm still in the car

:02:23. > :02:32.park. That is exciting. What are the car parks like in Rio? No, mate I'm

:02:33. > :02:37.in Weaste near Manchester. I locked my keys in the van and missed me

:02:38. > :02:43.flight. What a Weaste of space. Do you get it? At least I know what I'm

:02:44. > :02:50.on ago. And time for the latest from the pool. I hope they haven't potted

:02:51. > :02:54.the black too soon. No Hacker, you're supposed to be talking about

:02:55. > :03:01.the swimming pool. Of course, but won't the balls sink to the bottom?

:03:02. > :03:09.Just talk about the swimming. Ready and cue! I hope I don't pot the

:03:10. > :03:20.black too soon. It has probably already sunk to the bottom. Just run

:03:21. > :03:26.the clip. The In the 100 metre breaststroke, Adam Peaty won Team

:03:27. > :03:29.GB's first swimming medal. But what about this Hungarian competitors

:03:30. > :03:34.marital status. She has been working with her husband, who is her coach.

:03:35. > :03:44.Married to a coach? Bit odd that ain't it? But then again I was once

:03:45. > :03:52.betroted to a six-seater mini-Mus. -- minibus. On to the fencing and is

:03:53. > :04:00.anyone else having trouble working out which are the British

:04:01. > :04:06.competitors? Still none the wiser. If only there was one way to make it

:04:07. > :04:15.clear who was who. Any way, let's see how Giselle's getting on. Come

:04:16. > :04:25.on! We have not even got to the giant insect robot yet. And the most

:04:26. > :04:30.obvious water polo fact of the day. The two metre line is near the goal.

:04:31. > :04:35.That is it for today. I'm back tomorrow, but now I'm going to

:04:36. > :04:42.settle down and tuck into my nice big cauldron of stew. I hope I

:04:43. > :04:45.didn't leave it anywhere daft. Oh, budgies. Thanks for popping in

:04:46. > :04:49.Giselle. See you!