:00:12. > :00:15.Welcome to my right good Olympics show.
:00:16. > :00:19.Horse disqualified from showjumping after organisers
:00:20. > :00:31.Woman competes in world's easiest race.
:00:32. > :00:33."I'm the only one here, do you see?"
:00:34. > :00:35.Chinese gymnasts forced to improvise after
:00:36. > :00:38.mislaying skipping rope. Wheeeeee!
:00:39. > :00:40.And world's worst-located school crossing found
:00:41. > :00:50.brothers Alistair and Jonny Brownlee won gold and silver
:00:51. > :01:00.It all started with a surprise in the water...
:01:01. > :01:04.And interesting triangle faces the swimmers...
:01:05. > :01:07.And I'm pleased to say the interesting triangle joins us now.
:01:08. > :01:11.I'm actually a tractor disguised as a triangle.
:01:12. > :01:19.Next, the triathletes got on their bikes.
:01:20. > :01:25.But did anyone notice they were going the wrong way?
:01:26. > :01:28.And I'm sure somebody was cheating at the front...
:01:29. > :01:34.By the end of the cycle, the brothers were doing really well.
:01:35. > :01:38.But a piece of timing equipment had just edged ahead of them...
:01:39. > :01:39.COMMENTATOR: The clock has started running...
:01:40. > :01:50.But did anyone else think he was a bit light-fingered along the way?
:01:51. > :02:03.I can use it as a towel. It is a towel.
:02:04. > :02:09.And to top it all off, this happened...
:02:10. > :02:10.COMMENTATOR: Alistair Brownlee has taken the bell.
:02:11. > :02:13.At least there's nothing he can nab from round here...
:02:14. > :02:16.Anyway, Mark Chapman was presenting in the BBC studio last night.
:02:17. > :02:20.And it turns out it's even bigger than I thought.
:02:21. > :02:22.We're going to start with the men's triathalon,
:02:23. > :02:25.which actually took place all around this studio here.
:02:26. > :02:31.It was lucky the Brownlees won though, seeing as Mark had forked
:02:32. > :02:37.out for two giant framed pictures of them.
:02:38. > :02:39.The interview was very enlightening, but it was difficult
:02:40. > :02:54.He knows I know that and I know that he knows that, so we know it.
:02:55. > :02:56.I tell you what they don't know - who spoke first.
:02:57. > :03:03.Now, I've been wondering for a while - what do you call
:03:04. > :03:05.a man that looks a bit like a Scottish skirt?
:03:06. > :03:13.Don't you hate it when a man walks up behind you and you think he's
:03:14. > :03:16.going to be serious, but then he turns out not to be
:03:17. > :03:24.Team GB have won bronze in the badminton...
:03:25. > :03:26.Even after one player tried to bribe the umpire.
:03:27. > :03:47.Anyway, there was something very special about the badminton medal...
:03:48. > :03:50.This is a huge medal for badminton, which is crying out for attention.
:03:51. > :03:52.Those huge medals are always doing that!
:03:53. > :04:01.Next, time for my favourite uncertain question about
:04:02. > :04:13.Erm, er, has anyone ever had a cheese kebab?
:04:14. > :04:16.Don't tell anyone, but I've been playing a few pranks
:04:17. > :04:19.First of all, I shortened the ropes at the gymnastics.
:04:20. > :04:30.Then I wrote a rude word on Anthony Joshua's back.
:04:31. > :04:43.For me it was like, this is the last fight I've got for many, many
:04:44. > :04:45.months. I'm going to give it my best.
:04:46. > :04:50.I'm off to eat this cheese kebab with my new friend -
:04:51. > :04:52.the interesting triangle from earlier.