Episode 2

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:01:21. > :01:23.Of course, it wasn't all fun and games in the diving.

:01:24. > :01:26.We managed to follow the hard Chinese pair.

:01:27. > :01:30.I've been trying to follow a soft conference pear for the last

:01:31. > :01:34.I'm dead pleased Dan and Tom did well, though.

:01:35. > :01:46.At least they don't drop their litter, unlike some divers.

:01:47. > :01:53.Next up, synchronised diving is all about teamwork and mutual respect.

:01:54. > :01:55.Something we know all about here, isn't that right, Derek?

:01:56. > :01:57.Don't talk to me when I'm doing a programme.

:01:58. > :02:00.What are you going on about teamwork and mutual respect for?

:02:01. > :02:04.And now it's time to look of my favourite patriotic TV

:02:05. > :02:19.One of Britain's most successful sports in London 2012...

:02:20. > :02:31.Ed Ling sounds dead good, doesn't it?

:02:32. > :02:40.I watched three hours and then realised it's just a man called Ed

:02:41. > :02:44.Judo next, and the Brazilian and Mongolian competitors had

:02:45. > :02:51.Our hidden microphones caught everything.

:02:52. > :03:02.Give us that granola bar! You're not having it! Get off my OT goodness!

:03:03. > :03:04.Don't pull my sleeves, it's not in there, it's in my trouser pocket.

:03:05. > :03:08.Stop photographing it! I did enjoy Matt Baker's commentary

:03:09. > :03:10.on the gymnastics yesterday, but did anyone else think

:03:11. > :03:13.he was straying off MATT BAKER: If you want

:03:14. > :03:16.the definition of power, "Power: to have a position

:03:17. > :03:21.of control or authority. "To have political, financial

:03:22. > :03:24.or social influence, Do you think Johanna Konta has

:03:25. > :03:36.a funny-shaped tambourine? I don't know how I'll

:03:37. > :03:41.play tennis with this. No, Hacker, it says

:03:42. > :03:50.rowing, not rowing. I know that, I've just been meaning

:03:51. > :03:53.tell you you're a waste Here was the moment

:03:54. > :04:02.a Kazakhstani rower capsized. Clearly his cap was too big,

:04:03. > :04:06.so he had to wear it back to front. Therefore his cap size was literally

:04:07. > :04:10.responsible for his capsize. I went lav-lav in that

:04:11. > :04:27.equestrian field in Brazil. I hope it doesn't cause any

:04:28. > :04:32.problems. This is the worse than the time

:04:33. > :04:40.I said boo at an inopportune moment