Episode 5

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:00:16. > :00:28.Sport! You all right, Cocker, cycling officials find out where I

:00:29. > :00:34.last went lav-lav. Gymnast Simone Biles denies that Americans have bad

:00:35. > :00:41.diets... ! John Inverdale asks James Cracknell if he would ever wear a

:00:42. > :00:46.hideous pink shirt, just like his? I would say, realistically... There is

:00:47. > :00:49.a slim chance. The big news from Rio, Team GB winning gold in the

:00:50. > :00:55.cycling team sprint. COMMENTATOR: The Olympic champions again! STUDIO:

:00:56. > :01:01.That reminds me, I just need to text Chris Hoy, don't you hate it when

:01:02. > :01:05.people text you when you are on live television, thus making you look

:01:06. > :01:10.unprofessional. It was an amazing... I don't think he had his mind on the

:01:11. > :01:13.job last night, he even missed the trampolining event running on right

:01:14. > :01:21.behind him! So much pressure, expectation to perform, as you said

:01:22. > :01:25.Olympic champion. After rowing over a load of country specific carpets

:01:26. > :01:29.in the sea, Katherine Grainger has become the most decorated female

:01:30. > :01:33.Olympian in Britain, a blow for the previous most decorated Olympian,

:01:34. > :01:40.who joins us now. Bad luck, Betty get back in the attic until

:01:41. > :01:47.Christmas. That's the German team playing the worlds biggest invisible

:01:48. > :01:56.piano. -- bad luck, better get back into the attic. My favourite most

:01:57. > :02:00.obvious time-based reference... Night-time, at the stadium...

:02:01. > :02:08.They few days ago, we showed you this woman doing an archaic police

:02:09. > :02:12.impersonation on Copacabana beach. It has all been going on down there

:02:13. > :02:20.since then, a new dance craze took off last night.

:02:21. > :02:30.Then a man was seen working the world's heaviest dog... Come here,

:02:31. > :02:39.you! Unfortunately, heavy dogs are not allowed on the beach, the police

:02:40. > :02:43.got involved. Clare Balding had a right old night of it as well,

:02:44. > :02:51.first, the massive spot on her face. Talking about Jason Kenney... Give

:02:52. > :02:56.it a squeeze, love! And then... And then there is the continuing saga of

:02:57. > :03:00.the patriotically live is an equipment... Towel! It has been

:03:01. > :03:05.getting all of the attention lately. Last night, Clare try to win back

:03:06. > :03:09.the limelight by donning the most television and friendly blouse

:03:10. > :03:14.available. Look at it strong being, not a sensible television choice! At

:03:15. > :03:20.least she was not undermined by somebody doing a lack lacklustre

:03:21. > :03:24.Usain Bolt impersonation. Who doesn't realise that something like

:03:25. > :03:28.that is going on behind them...! Anyway, watching the rugby sevens, I

:03:29. > :03:34.thought, I recognise a couple of people in the crowd, but I'm not

:03:35. > :03:39.sure where from... Still, no idea! You know what I like about John

:03:40. > :03:42.Inverdale, he never changes his mind halfway through a sentence. The

:03:43. > :03:47.whole country, not an exaggeration to say, 90% of the country, I

:03:48. > :03:52.suppose, will be watching this match. It is no exaggeration to say

:03:53. > :04:02.that that was the best clip we have ever shown... Well, I mean, it is

:04:03. > :04:09.inexact duration... -- it is an exaggeration. Fencing next... (!)

:04:10. > :04:21.very nice, what is next on the scripts? No, Hacker, it says

:04:22. > :04:26.paddling, not piddling! All know, it has gone all over my country is this

:04:27. > :04:30.thick carpets from earlier. David Florence and Richard Hounslow won

:04:31. > :04:33.Silva, in the canoe slalom, great achievement, especially since David

:04:34. > :04:39.fell in love with a green and white pole in the middle of the race. I

:04:40. > :04:50.really don't know what he saw in it! You're the most beautiful green and

:04:51. > :04:57.white striped pole I have ever seen! Fancy a bag of chips? CU, cockers,

:04:58. > :04:59.we are off!