:00:16. > :00:28.Sport! You all right, Cocker, cycling officials find out where I
:00:29. > :00:34.last went lav-lav. Gymnast Simone Biles denies that Americans have bad
:00:35. > :00:41.diets... ! John Inverdale asks James Cracknell if he would ever wear a
:00:42. > :00:46.hideous pink shirt, just like his? I would say, realistically... There is
:00:47. > :00:49.a slim chance. The big news from Rio, Team GB winning gold in the
:00:50. > :00:55.cycling team sprint. COMMENTATOR: The Olympic champions again! STUDIO:
:00:56. > :01:01.That reminds me, I just need to text Chris Hoy, don't you hate it when
:01:02. > :01:05.people text you when you are on live television, thus making you look
:01:06. > :01:10.unprofessional. It was an amazing... I don't think he had his mind on the
:01:11. > :01:13.job last night, he even missed the trampolining event running on right
:01:14. > :01:21.behind him! So much pressure, expectation to perform, as you said
:01:22. > :01:25.Olympic champion. After rowing over a load of country specific carpets
:01:26. > :01:29.in the sea, Katherine Grainger has become the most decorated female
:01:30. > :01:33.Olympian in Britain, a blow for the previous most decorated Olympian,
:01:34. > :01:40.who joins us now. Bad luck, Betty get back in the attic until
:01:41. > :01:47.Christmas. That's the German team playing the worlds biggest invisible
:01:48. > :01:56.piano. -- bad luck, better get back into the attic. My favourite most
:01:57. > :02:00.obvious time-based reference... Night-time, at the stadium...
:02:01. > :02:08.They few days ago, we showed you this woman doing an archaic police
:02:09. > :02:12.impersonation on Copacabana beach. It has all been going on down there
:02:13. > :02:20.since then, a new dance craze took off last night.
:02:21. > :02:30.Then a man was seen working the world's heaviest dog... Come here,
:02:31. > :02:39.you! Unfortunately, heavy dogs are not allowed on the beach, the police
:02:40. > :02:43.got involved. Clare Balding had a right old night of it as well,
:02:44. > :02:51.first, the massive spot on her face. Talking about Jason Kenney... Give
:02:52. > :02:56.it a squeeze, love! And then... And then there is the continuing saga of
:02:57. > :03:00.the patriotically live is an equipment... Towel! It has been
:03:01. > :03:05.getting all of the attention lately. Last night, Clare try to win back
:03:06. > :03:09.the limelight by donning the most television and friendly blouse
:03:10. > :03:14.available. Look at it strong being, not a sensible television choice! At
:03:15. > :03:20.least she was not undermined by somebody doing a lack lacklustre
:03:21. > :03:24.Usain Bolt impersonation. Who doesn't realise that something like
:03:25. > :03:28.that is going on behind them...! Anyway, watching the rugby sevens, I
:03:29. > :03:34.thought, I recognise a couple of people in the crowd, but I'm not
:03:35. > :03:39.sure where from... Still, no idea! You know what I like about John
:03:40. > :03:42.Inverdale, he never changes his mind halfway through a sentence. The
:03:43. > :03:47.whole country, not an exaggeration to say, 90% of the country, I
:03:48. > :03:52.suppose, will be watching this match. It is no exaggeration to say
:03:53. > :04:02.that that was the best clip we have ever shown... Well, I mean, it is
:04:03. > :04:09.inexact duration... -- it is an exaggeration. Fencing next... (!)
:04:10. > :04:21.very nice, what is next on the scripts? No, Hacker, it says
:04:22. > :04:26.paddling, not piddling! All know, it has gone all over my country is this
:04:27. > :04:30.thick carpets from earlier. David Florence and Richard Hounslow won
:04:31. > :04:33.Silva, in the canoe slalom, great achievement, especially since David
:04:34. > :04:39.fell in love with a green and white pole in the middle of the race. I
:04:40. > :04:50.really don't know what he saw in it! You're the most beautiful green and
:04:51. > :04:57.white striped pole I have ever seen! Fancy a bag of chips? CU, cockers,
:04:58. > :04:59.we are off!