Episode 7

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:00:18. > :00:31.We're back. Today's top stories: Shy gymnast tends to hide inside his

:00:32. > :00:42.shoulders. Cold starts at hockey match. Boxer takes on bottle of

:00:43. > :00:47.water in toughest fight yet. And Dan Walker loses control of bladder live

:00:48. > :00:55.on TV. Yelena can I borrow that tissue? Let's catch up with the key.

:00:56. > :01:11.It's everywhere. -- can I borrow that tissue? Mark Cavendish took the

:01:12. > :01:19.silver in the on. What? Omnium. These crisps are delicious, but what

:01:20. > :01:24.flavour are they? Cheese and... Omnium. Mark Cavendish won silver

:01:25. > :01:32.last night, which is surprising considering he stopped halfway round

:01:33. > :01:37.the track. Laura Trott is on course for a medal, too, but there were

:01:38. > :01:41.some shocks in the women's race. It is a surprise to see beverage come

:01:42. > :01:47.out at this point. I don't know about that. My mouth is quite dry

:01:48. > :01:50.after all those crisps. Regular viewers will recall that I have been

:01:51. > :01:58.getting Chris Hawley into trouble by texting him when he is live on air.

:01:59. > :02:11.He has been finding alternative employment. We have found an

:02:12. > :02:22.umbrella holder. Now design for my action replay. A personal best yet

:02:23. > :02:26.again. -- now it is time for my disappointing action replay. I

:02:27. > :02:30.thought those badminton players were a bit rude, gossiping about their

:02:31. > :02:45.opponents during the match. He stinks. Did anyone see the horse

:02:46. > :02:53.that thought it was a crab? Yes, Charlotte Dujardin won gold in the

:02:54. > :03:05.dressage. She wasn't crying on the podium, she had just peeled an...

:03:06. > :03:13.Omnium. I am playing Mrs Birling in an Inspector calls in new Brighton.

:03:14. > :03:18.There are still tickets available. Has anybody seen the new celebrity

:03:19. > :03:25.at the Olympics? It is Clare Balding's back. This woman was

:03:26. > :03:31.desperate to get a photo of it. That is a good one, isn't it? Lovely

:03:32. > :03:40.blouse she is wearing today. Get her back! Oh, yes. Why is everybody in

:03:41. > :03:51.Rio a high-pitched Geordie? Did anyone see the world's lightest dog?

:03:52. > :03:55.This was Sophie Hitchen, winning bronze in the hammer throw. The

:03:56. > :04:02.commentator got confused and thought he was watching the Ludo finals.

:04:03. > :04:07.COMMENTATOR: Last throw of the dice for Sophie Hitchen. She is already

:04:08. > :04:15.celebrating. The competition isn't over yet. I wonder where she learned

:04:16. > :04:27.that dance! The Polish hammer thrower braced a few eyebrows by

:04:28. > :04:31.doing a massive trump. I wonder what her secret is. COMMENTATOR: She had

:04:32. > :04:40.nine boiled eggs for breakfast. That is what it does to you. I'm sure she

:04:41. > :04:50.has been eating something else. What is it? Omnium. Thanks, Claire. I am

:04:51. > :04:53.off to hang about with my new show business pal. It is Clare Balding's

:04:54. > :04:59.back. Let's go!